Comedy is a hard thing to explain. You either "get it", or you don't.
Trust me, the Devil is saying, "I ate a baby!" (Press 5), which, taken in context, is much funnier, and makes vastly more sense than, "I ain't a baby".
I get the feeling that you're one of those people that thinks Jimi Hendrix is singing, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."
Man I'd love to go to this place, but I'd buy too much stuff to hide. As here it's legal to buy fireworks but not transport them, and yes fire crackers are still illegal here too.
Franklin Avenue and Wehawken, McDonalds go around the back you see a guy by the name of Angelo, he's missing a couple of fingas, and one eye. You say "Angelo, is your name Dominick?" He'll say "Yeah". Say "Wheres Uncle Nick?" He'll point you in my direction. You head over there you bang on the door. You say "Stick" The other guy will say "Fish" They let you in okay?
Franklin Avenue on Weehawken, the McDonald's to the left, you go around da back, see a guy by da name Angelo, he's missin' a couple a fingers and one eye. You say Angelo, is your name Dominique? He'll say yeah, you go where's Uncle Nick? He'll point you in my direction, you head over der' you knock on the door. You say stick, other guy'll say fish, he'll let you in, okay?
when the top rated comments are quotes and you read them before you watch the video then it makes the quote not really funny anymore when they say it...
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO. I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system. My brother was tortured during 1.5 years despite several legal procedures pending. He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage, linked on my channel, and our book Der Totalitäre Staat. If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well
Thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents
Yep red headed guy said "i ate a baby"
fargeeks 3 days ago
I thought the mickey mouse firework was deadmau5
travis94falle 1 week ago
OK:
1. Everyone please knock it off about all this crap and stuff
2. He CLEARLY says, "I ain't a baby!" Why? Not really sure, but that's what it is. It's not that big of a deal about one little line to a music video.
Videos are meant for GOOD comments, so let's keep it that way... Please.
Jackie8464 1 week ago
@Jackie8464 ummm, no. Comments are for commenting and those comments can consists of anything. negative or positive, criticism or encouragement
annonroi 8 hours ago
I'm just guna light a zippo then throw it in there
WolfN931 4 weeks ago
Press 5 for, "I ate a baby!"
skeilak 1 month ago
@skeilak sounds more like i ain't a baby
EcoDimension 2 weeks ago
@EcoDimension
Comedy is a hard thing to explain. You either "get it", or you don't.
Trust me, the Devil is saying, "I ate a baby!" (Press 5), which, taken in context, is much funnier, and makes vastly more sense than, "I ain't a baby".
I get the feeling that you're one of those people that thinks Jimi Hendrix is singing, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."
This video may help: /watch?v=M0KXIQAT9FM
skeilak 2 weeks ago
@skeilak who cares
EcoDimension 2 weeks ago
@EcoDimension
You, apparently.
skeilak 1 week ago
@skeilak nah
EcoDimension 1 week ago
BLAZING PHALLUS
SandwichMan239 1 month ago
0:30 Best line
HRFTG 1 month ago
"So much fire you'll think you're in hell!"
Daaru23 1 month ago
ha press 7 and he'll say his catch phrase
billiejoe21JOS 2 months ago
Hahaha I ate a baby!?!?!?
MissQuirkyForever 2 months ago 9
@MissQuirkyForever ain't*
hamsterboy13 53 minutes ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Press 4 then 3.
AztecWarrior211 2 months ago
"It's illegal..."
weakworth 2 months ago
"It's illegal...."
weakworth 2 months ago
Is that the indian reservation just outside of las vegas?
hellow533 2 months ago
slim shady in his 80s
heavymigration 3 months ago 2
@heavymigration This guy's like 60 but good point.
SandwichMan239 1 month ago
I ain't a baby**
racekarr 3 months ago
I AM THE DEVIL
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME STOP QUOTING ME AGAIN
zammation 3 months ago
I love Uncle Nick
leesway 3 months ago
I AM THE DEVIL!!! I ATE A BABY!!!!! Press 5 repeatedly
dopplerdoesnotlikeu 3 months ago
I AM THE DEVIL!!! I ATE A BABY!!!!!
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michaelodubhthaigh 4 months ago
cause thats no fire hazzard at all....
mercinaryre4 4 months ago
noooo its im the devil! i ate a baby
ReLLeNTLeSS21 4 months ago
The reason why he wants to keep the place a secret is because fireworks are illegal in New Jersey. No one here gives a shit though :P
Missteree87 4 months ago
There is no Franklin Avenue in Weehawken..
juggnautbitch 4 months ago
Wait, is he smoking in a fireworks emporium?
waterdragon1908 4 months ago
I'm the devil! I ain't a baby!!
punkdog32 4 months ago
"Shove it up your ass, go to the moon!"
int3rwebz 5 months ago 33
Man I'd love to go to this place, but I'd buy too much stuff to hide. As here it's legal to buy fireworks but not transport them, and yes fire crackers are still illegal here too.
delta3303 5 months ago
lol 0:47
Do you see it?
DoubleD593 5 months ago
Lol...you could barely understand what he was rappin or saying about the sale....
weakworth 5 months ago
it must suck if that place ever got set on fire...
xoRUDYox 5 months ago
@xoRUDYox YEAH BUT THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A GREAT LIGHT SHOW
theDENIMMAN 5 months ago
hahahh the devil dancing in the background
districskating 5 months ago
Franklin Avenue and Wehawken, McDonalds go around the back you see a guy by the name of Angelo, he's missing a couple of fingas, and one eye. You say "Angelo, is your name Dominick?" He'll say "Yeah". Say "Wheres Uncle Nick?" He'll point you in my direction. You head over there you bang on the door. You say "Stick" The other guy will say "Fish" They let you in okay?
SloanColassard 5 months ago
fireworks are illegal in NJ rofl
sociopathicregret 5 months ago
i would definitely buy fireworks from this guy
Dam262a 5 months ago
Where's the frog fireworks?
lsudolemite 5 months ago
I love Uncle Nicks's!
bestshowontheweb 6 months ago
opps I meant 00:26 XD
MrsFrowningClown 6 months ago
lmao the devil and the girl in the background at 02:25
MrsFrowningClown 6 months ago
I am the devil!
I ate a baby!
XD
Drewisafish 6 months ago
I just farted and it smells really bad.
melo15697 6 months ago
Was anyone else reminded of Insane Clown Posse by the song?
Zerojimm 6 months ago
i like turtles....
WoofieWolf 6 months ago
195 people shoved it up there ass!
lutinentcoolaj 6 months ago
Ah shit i lost the beat
captmcmuffin25 6 months ago
definitely ain't
F1R1NMAHLAZAH 6 months ago
He said, i AINT a baby, got every stupid YouTuber, he said "I AINT A BABY"!
StarNationsWoW 6 months ago
The blunt in his hand the entire time is awesome.. Let's blow the store up!
koochrox 6 months ago
Uncle Nick should have his own movie.
SpaceToasterTV 6 months ago
press 5
megadesena 6 months ago
0:40
bOxman097 7 months ago
0:42
bOxman097 7 months ago
All it takes is a spark to experience hell.
FinalPhoenix100 7 months ago
watch?v=VZYDxJ1oWmA
18wheeler76 7 months ago
how many businesses does this guy own
BossBreathlessSACK 7 months ago
The devil is the best!
CookiesAndGuns95 7 months ago 2
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man that girl is hot I'd like to stick it up her ass and make her go to the moon.
9showoffsin1 7 months ago
I wish there was a shady place like this around here :P
buddytazzer 7 months ago 2
0:27
Umm... Okay....
x1012x 7 months ago
"You say stick, he'll say fish and let you in."
Milkaholic45 7 months ago
Anyone else notice the title says "Nicks's"??
buddytazzer 7 months ago 41
@buddytazzer I think that was intended.
planetary109 2 months ago
@buddytazzer Dude, nick is a title it's correct
KarmaIsR3al 3 weeks ago
@buddytazzer
It's supposed to.
CWINDOWSsystem32 2 weeks ago
like this if your leaning on your arm :P
23tatg 7 months ago 3
I am the devil! I aint a baby! LOL
killeroforce 7 months ago 2
bada bing bada boom lol
stnyblue 7 months ago
lmao
stnyblue 7 months ago
Does anybody else see the dick on 0:46 ?
EvanFieldsful 7 months ago 3
@EvanFieldsful he said 'blazing phallus, i think its obvious.
bornofosirisnut 7 months ago
@EvanFieldsful i thought i was the only one tht noticed
ojjames25 7 months ago
Lol the black guy devil :) 0:25
DarkBoneFTW 7 months ago
im a smacktard
ClosedSLAMP 7 months ago
Franklin Avenue on Weehawken, the McDonald's to the left, you go around da back, see a guy by da name Angelo, he's missin' a couple a fingers and one eye. You say Angelo, is your name Dominique? He'll say yeah, you go where's Uncle Nick? He'll point you in my direction, you head over der' you knock on the door. You say stick, other guy'll say fish, he'll let you in, okay?
megamantwelve 7 months ago
ok
nitrorcfreak100 7 months ago
i like the guy with the pitchfork
skyliningprod 7 months ago
you say stick the other guy will say fish theyl let you in. sum funny shit
crumbs900 7 months ago
Press 10 to see an idiot.
SeanBallaWaller1 8 months ago 23
@SeanBallaWaller1 ahhhhahahaha, funny man.
heyheyginger 7 months ago
Col. Guile!
PainMonkey 8 months ago
shove it up your ass and go to the moon.....now that's marketing.
BlueBurryPimp 8 months ago 3
is that a guy that done the voice of Enzo in Bayonetta?
elenica55 8 months ago
bahahha so much fire you'll think you're in hell! XD
simisketches 8 months ago
sum funny ass mother fuckers. but they forgot micheal jackson and rick james
Rone170 8 months ago
I know where he got his costumes!
TakeoAproves 8 months ago 5
Blazing phallus! lol!
guscus69er 8 months ago
when the top rated comments are quotes and you read them before you watch the video then it makes the quote not really funny anymore when they say it...
YourAverageTurtleFan 8 months ago
@YourAverageTurtleFan Not really... Not for me anyways, I don't really give a crap.
TheProjectMJ 8 months ago
Its illegal
The Fireworks
Dont fucking tell nobody!
GZizzone 8 months ago
hey angelo is your name dominic lol
Arsonloke 8 months ago
I wish all commercials were like this
darkwarlock19 8 months ago 2
I love Nick, lmao.
MislaidAlbum 8 months ago
stick
numbah82 8 months ago
isn't this the same guy from the women's costume warehouse commercial? i think he's even wearing the same shirt
flowiepanda 8 months ago
Oh shit I lost the beat
JoeDiaznotlive 9 months ago
LOL 0:38
firelightsage 9 months ago
haha blazing phallus
0SukMunky0 9 months ago
I thought the devil-guy said "I ain't a baby." My Texas is showing v.v
Cherrie951 9 months ago
Haha, the title says Nicks's!
ChilldudeVS 9 months ago
press 5
I ATE A BABY
9174Sylvia45 9 months ago
that reminded me of tempest
Jakkinator45 9 months ago
favorite line.. 0:30
gabowockeez 9 months ago
Haha "blazing phallus" niiiicccee!
astroaj99 9 months ago
set that building on fire !
HxAxNxD 10 months ago
i live in california fml
chauncy424 10 months ago
This is every store in Pennsylvania.
tjd92295 10 months ago
Press 3, Mick Turns into the girl
Press 5, The girl turns into SATAN lol
joeonyoutxbe 10 months ago
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Great video but my condolences that a smacktard that only quoted a paragraph from the video is top rated. O.o
TeddyMadison 10 months ago 86
Its illegal, dont fuckin tell nobody!
bowhuntersp 10 months ago
shove it up ur ass go to the moon
xXALECXx1 11 months ago 3
"I ATE A BABY!"
blobface007 11 months ago 160
@blobface007 dumbass. it says " I AIN'T A BABY"
Racingod23 7 months ago
@Racingod23 actually no he's right, he says " I ate a baby!"
blackbankai21 6 months ago
@blackbankai21 shut up ka-chink. i nuked your ass.
Racingod23 6 months ago
@blobface007 The moment I heard that I just knew this was going to be the top comment
mitxelus 4 months ago
@mitxelus you are a genius
jeanismohamed 4 months ago
Joe Pesci's Fireworks Emporium
gorilamagro1 11 months ago
It's hilarious, but fireworks are illegal in jersey...
bszollosi 11 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde youre so full of shit its un believable
Raadloser 11 months ago
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO. I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system. My brother was tortured during 1.5 years despite several legal procedures pending. He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage, linked on my channel, and our book Der Totalitäre Staat. If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well
Thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents
wwwtotalitaerde 11 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde If I thumb up will they make a youtube video of BND torturing you? Cause I would thumb the shit out of you
d00m92 11 months ago
I am the devil! I ate a baby! LOL first time I saw this video I watche dit like 15 times and couldnt stop laughing at that part lmao
habsfan93 11 months ago
keep pressin 4 rapidly for a cow
RoyLevi123 11 months ago
Best part is he's burnin' a cigar the whole time in a firework warehouse, priceless!
MrJderoche 11 months ago
Transcribe audio.
XoXoSakuraKissXoXo 11 months ago
Thumbs up for the jew hat and face in the window!
ploxploxragemoar 11 months ago
0:47 def. a penis
cramtheproblem 1 year ago
Booyaa! *rides away with asian with a labtop while on facebook on a cycle*
Spookhunter7 1 year ago
i hate a babey
Akralaa 1 year ago
so much fire you'll think you're in hell!
mekman4 1 year ago
wheres the hooskerdee hooskerdonts and assblasters? lol
kcmoto001 1 year ago
Why don't you work it! I am the devil! Work that fire! I ate a baby!
andyweuling 1 year ago
Kofi Annan!!
MrUndacovabrova 1 year ago
Man, I wish they'd actually air these commercials.
evelaperr 1 year ago
I ATE A BABY
Uncutcartoons247 1 year ago
like the girl's accent
MaximusDread 1 year ago
Satan's ASS!!!
robs104 1 year ago
Whoooo Kalamazoo !
kenbob122 1 year ago
I'll buy the taco one
TheDINOFILM 1 year ago
The workers in that store must have thought Nick was crazy XD
TheProjectMJ 1 year ago
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND GO 2 THE MOON!
kemnea 1 year ago
kitty cat baseball bat xD
ToFierce2handle 1 year ago
so that guy is the guy who does the voice of clock suckers, the blonde haired one
WesthamMr 1 year ago
You say stick the other guy says fish lol
chimcharstar 1 year ago
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"Shove it up your ass and go to the MOON " :)
crocgator44 1 year ago
Where is this ?
ATgruppe80 1 year ago
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FREEdom isnt FREE!
wilson809isback 1 year ago
I think I broke my laugh box.
scorch1050 1 year ago
its guile....
hellrazor117 1 year ago
what did that thing at 0:46 look lke? O_o
holyelectricalsocket 1 year ago 2
@holyelectricalsocket Italy :D
8KingFisher 1 year ago 3
God's face, SATAN'S ASS! :D
numbtongue1209 1 year ago
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metalpayne3 1 year ago
damn, the patriot girl is....HAAWWWTTT
Jfaiola 1 year ago
Only in Jersey
JakeandElwoodBlues 1 year ago
That Sewer Rat looked like a CANON PENIS
1Bowser64 1 year ago
@1Bowser64 no it didn't, what u saw was a penis fire work... the sewer rat was latter on
bavly6 1 year ago
180 people got pointed in the wrong direction by Angelo.
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago
I AINT A BABY LOL
SephirothBoy13 1 year ago
@SephirothBoy13 its I ate a baby
perfecttrunks2000 1 year ago
abraham lincoln has nothing to do with independents day (bad spelling)
megamnbn 1 year ago
I ATE A BABY!!
-the devil
SuperTunaface 1 year ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT NICKELODEON T.T
Blazenooper 1 year ago
180 ppl ate a baby
Neclonlord 1 year ago
Why does that guy remind me of the sopranos?
Austioh 1 year ago
This video goes well when watched immediately after HomeStar Runner
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
Kofi Annan burst pattern -- that's niche.
Hott milky-white skin RedHed girly shaking her ass
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
He really shouldnt be smoking that cigar in a fireworks store
spysoflondon 1 year ago
And frog.
SlyCooperRuler 1 year ago
I ate a baby
orchunter46 1 year ago
@orchunter46 It's "I *ain't* a baby"
Dazzlemebabe 1 year ago
Should he really be smoking in there?...
ChriswithMatt 1 year ago
I AM THE DEVIL!
I ATE A BABY!
clubpenguinsux1 1 year ago