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  • Yep red headed guy said "i ate a baby"

  • I thought the mickey mouse firework was deadmau5

  • OK:

    1. Everyone please knock it off about all this crap and stuff

    2. He CLEARLY says, "I ain't a baby!" Why? Not really sure, but that's what it is. It's not that big of a deal about one little line to a music video.

    Videos are meant for GOOD comments, so let's keep it that way... Please.

  • @Jackie8464 ummm, no. Comments are for commenting and those comments can consists of anything. negative or positive, criticism or encouragement

  • I'm just guna light a zippo then throw it in there

  • Press 5 for, "I ate a baby!"

  • @skeilak sounds more like i ain't a baby

  • @EcoDimension

    Comedy is a hard thing to explain. You either "get it", or you don't.

    Trust me, the Devil is saying, "I ate a baby!" (Press 5), which, taken in context, is much funnier, and makes vastly more sense than, "I ain't a baby".

    I get the feeling that you're one of those people that thinks Jimi Hendrix is singing, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."

    This video may help: /watch?v=M0KXIQAT9FM

  • @skeilak who cares

  • @EcoDimension

    You, apparently.

  • @skeilak nah

  • BLAZING PHALLUS

  • 0:30 Best line

  • "So much fire you'll think you're in hell!"

  • ha press 7 and he'll say his catch phrase

  • Hahaha I ate a baby!?!?!?

  • @MissQuirkyForever ain't*

  • Press 4 then 3.

  • "It's illegal..."

  • "It's illegal...."

  • Is that the indian reservation just outside of las vegas?

  • slim shady in his 80s

  • @heavymigration This guy's like 60 but good point.

  • I ain't a baby**

  • I AM THE DEVIL

    I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME STOP QUOTING ME AGAIN

  • I love Uncle Nick

  • I AM THE DEVIL!!! I ATE A BABY!!!!! Press 5 repeatedly

  • I AM THE DEVIL!!! I ATE A BABY!!!!!

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  • cause thats no fire hazzard at all....

  • noooo its im the devil! i ate a baby

  • The reason why he wants to keep the place a secret is because fireworks are illegal in New Jersey. No one here gives a shit though :P

  • There is no Franklin Avenue in Weehawken..

  • Wait, is he smoking in a fireworks emporium?

  • I'm the devil! I ain't a baby!!

  • "Shove it up your ass, go to the moon!"

  • Man I'd love to go to this place, but I'd buy too much stuff to hide. As here it's legal to buy fireworks but not transport them, and yes fire crackers are still illegal here too.

  • lol 0:47

    Do you see it?

  • Lol...you could barely understand what he was rappin or saying about the sale....

  • it must suck if that place ever got set on fire...

  • @xoRUDYox YEAH BUT THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A GREAT LIGHT SHOW

  • hahahh the devil dancing in the background 

  • Franklin Avenue and Wehawken, McDonalds go around the back you see a guy by the name of Angelo, he's missing a couple of fingas, and one eye. You say "Angelo, is your name Dominick?" He'll say "Yeah". Say "Wheres Uncle Nick?" He'll point you in my direction. You head over there you bang on the door. You say "Stick" The other guy will say "Fish" They let you in okay?

  • fireworks are illegal in NJ rofl

  • i would definitely buy fireworks from this guy

  • Where's the frog fireworks?

  • I love Uncle Nicks's!

  • opps I meant 00:26 XD

  • lmao the devil and the girl in the background at 02:25

  • I am the devil!

    I ate a baby!

    XD

  • I just farted and it smells really bad.

  • Was anyone else reminded of Insane Clown Posse by the song?

  • i like turtles....

  • 195 people shoved it up there ass!

  • Ah shit i lost the beat

  • definitely ain't

  • He said, i AINT a baby, got every stupid YouTuber, he said "I AINT A BABY"!

  • The blunt in his hand the entire time is awesome.. Let's blow the store up!

  • Uncle Nick should have his own movie.

  • press 5

  • 0:40

  • 0:42

  • All it takes is a spark to experience hell.

  • watch?v=VZYDxJ1oWmA

  • how many businesses does this guy own

  • The devil is the best!

  • I wish there was a shady place like this around here :P

  • 0:27

    Umm... Okay....

  • "You say stick, he'll say fish and let you in."

  • Anyone else notice the title says "Nicks's"??

  • @buddytazzer I think that was intended.

  • @buddytazzer Dude, nick is a title it's correct

  • @buddytazzer

    It's supposed to.

  • like this if your leaning on your arm :P

  • I am the devil! I aint a baby! LOL

  • bada bing bada boom lol

  • lmao

  • Does anybody else see the dick on 0:46 ?

  • @EvanFieldsful he said 'blazing phallus, i think its obvious.

  • @EvanFieldsful i thought i was the only one tht noticed

  • Lol the black guy devil :) 0:25

  • im a smacktard

  • Franklin Avenue on Weehawken, the McDonald's to the left, you go around da back, see a guy by da name Angelo, he's missin' a couple a fingers and one eye. You say Angelo, is your name Dominique? He'll say yeah, you go where's Uncle Nick? He'll point you in my direction, you head over der' you knock on the door. You say stick, other guy'll say fish, he'll let you in, okay?

  • ok

  • i like the guy with the pitchfork

  • you say stick the other guy will say fish theyl let you in. sum funny shit

  • Press 10 to see an idiot.

  • @SeanBallaWaller1 ahhhhahahaha, funny man.

  • Col. Guile!

  • shove it up your ass and go to the moon.....now that's marketing.

  • is that a guy that done the voice of Enzo in Bayonetta?

  • bahahha so much fire you'll think you're in hell! XD

  • sum funny ass mother fuckers. but they forgot micheal jackson and rick james

  • I know where he got his costumes!

  • Blazing phallus! lol!

  • when the top rated comments are quotes and you read them before you watch the video then it makes the quote not really funny anymore when they say it...

  • @YourAverageTurtleFan Not really... Not for me anyways, I don't really give a crap.

  • Its illegal

    The Fireworks

    Dont fucking tell nobody!

  • hey angelo is your name dominic lol

  • I wish all commercials were like this

  • I love Nick, lmao.

  • stick

  • isn't this the same guy from the women's costume warehouse commercial? i think he's even wearing the same shirt

  • Oh shit I lost the beat

  • LOL 0:38

    

  • haha blazing phallus

  • I thought the devil-guy said "I ain't a baby." My Texas is showing v.v

  • Haha, the title says Nicks's!

  • press 5

    I ATE A BABY

  • that reminded me of tempest

  • favorite line.. 0:30

  • Haha "blazing phallus" niiiicccee!

  • set that building on fire !

  • i live in california fml

  • This is every store in Pennsylvania.

  • Press 3, Mick Turns into the girl

    Press 5, The girl turns into SATAN lol

  • Its illegal, dont fuckin tell nobody!

  • shove it up ur ass go to the moon

  • "I ATE A BABY!"

  • @blobface007 dumbass. it says " I AIN'T A BABY"

  • @Racingod23 actually no he's right, he says " I ate a baby!"

  • @blackbankai21 shut up ka-chink. i nuked your ass.

  • @blobface007 The moment I heard that I just knew this was going to be the top comment

  • @mitxelus you are a genius

  • Joe Pesci's Fireworks Emporium

  • It's hilarious, but fireworks are illegal in jersey...

  • @wwwtotalitaerde youre so full of shit its un believable

  • My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO. I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system. My brother was tortured during 1.5 years despite several legal procedures pending. He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage, linked on my channel, and our book Der Totalitäre Staat. If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well

    Thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents

  • @wwwtotalitaerde If I thumb up will they make a youtube video of BND torturing you? Cause I would thumb the shit out of you

  • I am the devil! I ate a baby! LOL first time I saw this video I watche dit like 15 times and couldnt stop laughing at that part lmao

  • keep pressin 4 rapidly for a cow 

  • Best part is he's burnin' a cigar the whole time in a firework warehouse, priceless!

  • Transcribe audio.

  • Thumbs up for the jew hat and face in the window!

  • 0:47 def. a penis

  • Booyaa! *rides away with asian with a labtop while on facebook on a cycle*

  • i hate a babey

  • so much fire you'll think you're in hell!

  • wheres the hooskerdee hooskerdonts and assblasters? lol

  • Why don't you work it! I am the devil! Work that fire! I ate a baby!

  • Kofi Annan!!

  • Man, I wish they'd actually air these commercials.

  • I ATE A BABY

  • like the girl's accent

  • Satan's ASS!!!

  • Whoooo Kalamazoo !

  • I'll buy the taco one

  • The workers in that store must have thought Nick was crazy XD

  • kitty cat baseball bat xD

  • so that guy is the guy who does the voice of clock suckers, the blonde haired one

  • You say stick the other guy says fish lol

  • Where is this ?

  • I think I broke my laugh box.

  • its guile....

  • what did that thing at 0:46 look lke? O_o

  • @holyelectricalsocket Italy :D 

  • God's face, SATAN'S ASS! :D

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  • damn, the patriot girl is....HAAWWWTTT

  • Only in Jersey

  • That Sewer Rat looked like a CANON PENIS

  • @1Bowser64 no it didn't, what u saw was a penis fire work... the sewer rat was latter on

  • 180 people got pointed in the wrong direction by Angelo.

  • I AINT A BABY LOL

  • @SephirothBoy13 its I ate a baby

  • abraham lincoln has nothing to do with independents day (bad spelling)

  • I ATE A BABY!!

    -the devil

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT NICKELODEON T.T

  • 180 ppl ate a baby

  • Why does that guy remind me of the sopranos?

  • This video goes well when watched immediately after HomeStar Runner

  • Kofi Annan burst pattern -- that's niche.

    Hott milky-white skin RedHed girly shaking her ass

  • He really shouldnt be smoking that cigar in a fireworks store

  • And frog.

  • I ate a baby

  • @orchunter46 It's "I *ain't* a baby"

  • Should he really be smoking in there?...

  • I AM THE DEVIL!

    I ATE A BABY!