Valen Dreth Verbal Ownage

[mr2000aaa]

Script: My, my you're a big one, a Nord I'd guess right? So strong, so beautiful... And those big muscles? Ohhhhh! Your skin is so pale, so pure, and your body is so, strong... One of the guards owes me a favour Y'know. I could get us put in the same cell. Would you like that? You should have some fun before the end. COME ON! YOU'VE GOT TO F**K ME! YEAH! YOU HEARD ME! F**K ME! You're Pathetic! You dare torment me? VALEN DRETH? YOU F***KING PIECE OF S**T! VALEN ******

[theawesomequincy1]

Has anyone else noticed how weirdly shaped and placed his shoulders and arms are?

[TheTeenDude]

Wait! Did he say we would die by politics?

[CuboidEMU]

Hey you hear that? The guards are coming, for VALEN DRETH!! hehehe hahaha!

[killertaco97]

DAH!

[parallelpinkparakeet]

"And those big muscles? Oooooooooohh."

[97dkb]

You hear that? the guards are cumming, for you! HUHUHEHEHAHAHA!

[TheDarkElfValenDreth]

for starters, I am a dunmer and therefore am from Morrowind NOT Valenwood. Secondly, I'm guessing you're a big nord guy who just WISHES for me to think that kind of stuff but sorry I'm too busy shagging your mother on the shores of Summurset Isles.... oh and you're going to DIE in here!

[CastellanKat]

@TheDarkElfValenDreth Yeah, Valenwood? Why would he go to the Bosmer's homeland. He'd be in Morrowind or Skyrim with his wife.

[moorlock2010]

the guards are coming for valen dreth...... "what"? -boom

[lucastuijp]

youre going to diediediedie DIEEE

[balthazar579]

A dark elf going to the wood elf province too hook up with a nord's wife. I've heard stranger tales.

[Rexwar31]

First they starve you, then they starve you, then if your lucky. they starve you. thats riiigghht, your going to starve in here

[bravissio1756]

epic bleep sound efect 

[bravissio1756]

0:11-0:14. Is that an orgasm?

[Fraga1ma]

wow gay much?

[Maginoshei]

WIN.

[LachanceAlime]

Woow :DD

[XxCaesersLegionxX]

sounds a little bit like that freaky guy from half-life 3 lol

[Akaryusan]

XD

[crust207]

0:43 Shit just got real.

[Ironmaniacs7]

best bleeping sound ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaErkka]

@Ironmaniacs7 Oh if only saracsm could be heard through the internet...

[WeaverDeath]

HAHAHA this is hillarious

[Atamagahen08]

Never heard of the Imperial prison before? It's terrible. First, they starve you. Then, they starve you...and then, if you're lucky, they starve you.

[HarraWizen]

Pffft. This is incredible.

Although just curious, does he actually curse in-game? I don't remember some of these lines.

[jakeandchadrule]

omg does he really swear in the game?????

[jakeandchadrule]

Ewwww firast one with nord makes him sound so gay!!!!

[geasscanceler16]

oh i LOVED killing him............. ^v^

[oznapitsari]

lol He had it coming!

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

1:09 - 1:14 i laughed my fucking ass off!!!!!

[VictorEchoNovember79]

this is fucking great I loled

[ilikeexplodyness]

Pale skin, snotty expression... you're a Breton. The maters of magicka, right? Huh! You're just a stuck-up harlot, with cheap parlor tricks! Go ahead, try your 'magicka' in here. Let's see you make those bars dissapear! No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now, are you Breton! You're not leaving this prison 'till they throw your body in the lake! Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here, Breton. You're going to die. Hey, you hear that? The gaurds are coming... for you!

[DaErkka]

@ilikeexplodyness Yes, thats what he says if you choose breton as your race.

Why did you write this again?

[finestanonymous]

This is actually quite scary =P despite being really funny XD

lol

"come on you got to BEEP me! yeah, you heard me .... BEEP me"

XD how do you do this kinda thing? i would love to make people sound like bloody weirdos!

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

"U DARE TORMENT ME? VALEN DRETH?? U f(beep) piece of (beep) (beep) (beep) wa (beep) valen (beep) f(beeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppp­ppp!)

loloololol

[tartaruga42]

this vid made my day. awesome

[predilae]

You here that.... the guards are coming.... for.... VALEN DRETH!!!!

[vogelkillyou]

first they starve you then they starve you then..... they starve you

[TheBlackWeasel]

parlor tricks rofl

[FieryHellraiser]

"*string of beeps*... You got a wife back home?"

Holy mood swing, Batman!

[chi114x]

lol, gay valen dreth!!!

[Thelordofall2]

lol oh nvm, he seys it if your a female dunmer...

First, they starve you, Then they starve you, and if your lucky, They Starve you! xD

[AngelSiem]

"COME ON, you've got to f*k me!"

haha xD.

[twistedenjoyment]

YEA U HEARD ME F*K ME!

[AngelSiem]

hahaha 8D

[KungPowMeow]

LOL! This is the best video ever

[AngelSiem]

haha love it :D

[XyGoMan]

hahahahaahahahahahaha.xd

[XyGoMan]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.X­D

[wwr90]

omg thats awesome

[RossMarlow]

I was cracking up all the way during that...

I almost died of laughter at the very end xD

"You hear that? the guards are coming... For VALEN DRETH! *cackle* .......W-wait!" *BLAM*

[twistedenjoyment]

you should have made him talking about an argonian, could of cut the argononians voice to say dont touch my penis

[twistedenjoyment]

die die die die die die DIE die, first they starve you than they starve you than if your lucky they starve you

[bushiyo]

roflmao

[Gang3rs]

this is funny and a bit scary, i didnt really respect this guy. lol at 1:11-1:26

[HenricLP93]

Awesome!xD

[vix123456]

LOL first they starve you and second they starve you and if your lucky they starve you Lamoe xd

[roguesse]

'That's right, you're going to starve in here':D:D:D

[niggur123]

ROFL

[dontcommentmehoe]

Dreth scares people.

[EquinGirl]

WAIT...*BOOM*!! funny I agree with Sabeth

[Sabeth69]

first thwy starve you than they starve you than if your lucky they starve you.

thats right your going to starve in here

lol

[Kebabage]

This is completely underated!

[Goldude]

What a horrible bleep sound effect.

[DaErkka]

It sounded and SOUNDS better when play the original on my com.

It most likely because of Youtubes limits