God is a Woman

[jowkith6713]

which chapter is this scene??

[makemap]

What if god is an alien.

[TheRealCockyMonster]

We know God's not a woman, because we all aren't sandwiches.

[Avelle34]

Sandra Bullock's Jewishness, yummy, I love it! That isn't quick conversation, it's called ACTING! They have all day to perfect their scripts. God is neither M/F He's God, the Creator of Both!

[anotheronem]

@Avelle34

Well, if God is neither male nor female, does one not think that it is a powerful image to always be presented with God as a He, him, father? You used HE.

That is a powerful subliminal and overt psychological based pronoun. So even if one believes in genderless God that negates the statement.

But I agree to a degree. God is either: genderless, or - there is a female God and male God - because even the bible says male and female are made in OUR image. Gen 1

[fuckturks2223]

@anotheronem God is male.

[anotheronem]

@fuckturks2223

There is NO proof positive that God is male.

But there are a lot of indications that God is male. God is female. because even men slipped up in Gen 1 by saying that God created male and female in OUR image.

So, that means God is two Gods.

And to me that makes total sense.

BUT you, nor I nor anyone can prove it. We can conjecture. And conjecture seems to lead more common sense that God is male and the other God is female.

[gariadara]

@anotheronem God isn't two gods. That verse either was an honorary plural or refers to the Trinity, which is the three persons of the Godhead. God is neither male nor female, rather He is referred to He because that identifies with the status of ruler and power associated with "male" attributes. When aspects of God are less "maleness-driven," God has been referred to in the feminine. Such as the Jewish term Shekhina, the "Presence of God," which is female.

[anotheronem]

Gen 1 cannot be the reference to the "trinity" which is a concept that is man made for the most part.

Nothing outright in scripture declares existence of the trinity. Jesus refers to God being in him and he in God, which WE ALL are in that way. We are all IN GOD and GOD is in US.

Even IF the Jewish people revered women or Shekhina, they drowned her out with male driven power and ego.

GOD should NOT be defined as MALE ONLY. This has harmed women with that ideology throughout the ages.

[gariadara]

@gariadara okay....sure....whatever floats your boat ma'am.

[anotheronem]

@anotheronem

1. History way back tells us women were leaders in the first societal civilizations. Catal Huyuk etc.

2. There is a lot of HIStory left out, seeing as men violently overthrew women in the earlier civilizations.

3. God is NOT male. Either God is male and female. Or God is female (only one who can create life) only. Or genderless.

Without women, men would NOT exist.

God is NOT male, it is only warring, territorial, ignorant bronze age men who said so.

[Stevenbfg]

@anotheronem ya and without men women would not exist either your comment is such a fail oh btw if god was a woman then I suppose jesus has two mothers and no father so he obviously isnt a woman

[anotheronem]

@Stevenbfg

The capacity is there for women to exist without men, but the inclination to proceed might not yet be there. ie cloning. Lets not revert to that concept, although it is plausible.

God may be genderless or male or female. However, god cannot create male and female in OUR image unless two distinct god like entities exist in images of a separate God man and God woman.

Maybe God is a Woman and God is a man. Mother and father? - ergo, GOD PARENTS? ;)

Who really knows?

[anotheronem]

Because YOU, nor anyone else really knows.

And it does not make SENSE at all that God fathered Jesus without having sex. or that A MALE GOD creates a male GOD and the woman is just a "convenient vessel"? So, your explanation actually proves me correct.

Two men don't make babies. Two women don't make babies? oh wait, a woman can potentially create a baby from HER bone cells. How interesting!!

So lets see - Adams rib? it is EVE'S rib who creates life that is the more accurate story!

[gariadara]

@anotheronem God is most certainly NOT male or female because that places an anthropomorphic limit on Him. God was most certainly also warring. Who wins or loses in war is said to be determined by God. Nor are female traits wholly non-warlike: in pagan Norse religion, those who decide victory or defeat in way are the Valkyries, who were female. Boadicea was a British warrior queen. The Goddess Athena was a Goddess of war strategy.

[anotheronem]

@gariadara

I like to view those things too. Good points.

However, the subliminal and overt psychology of God as male permeates most major religions.

Ergo, MEN on earth claim superiority over women and justify it because the MAJOR religions ALL claim GOD as male.

WARRING females? Or were those statues/pictorals/narratives written or created BY MEN< from a MALE perspective, then STUDIED by men with a male bias? right to the 20th century. Some women may have conquered, but...

[anotheronem]

Evidence in agrigarian studies (catal huyuk etc) provide evidence that these female led societies were peaceful.

Perhaps there are women in "history" who succumbed to the nature of warring male like testoserone territorial stuff, but for the most part women were peaceful. Even the "amazons", were NOT warring women, but they "defended" themselves well against those who wanted their territory.

But they did not survive and were eventually taken over and extinguished by violence.

[partygirl209]

she's the best parent ever!!

[VisionAave]

i always knew god has a sense of humor XD

ahhh favourite scene, love love love it <3

[JasamTnTLante]

When I originally watched this I thought it was freaking

[saramijn14]

what episode is this?

[NWCountryGirl17]

Proof that god is a man

Women goe through PMS And labor

[P3891]

@NWCountryGirl17 more proof all the good food makes you fat and food thats good for you tastes like crap

[gabytotal]

love her hahahaha

[KayaOfAyalia]

i've seen this scene quite a few times so it's not as funny as it used to be, but the first time i saw it i laughed until i cried.

[OsOjOnAs]

Ahahah:) i LOVE her!

[ZackAttack261]

Anyone how thinks God has a gender did not think about it long enough

you thing a ghost has a human anadamy.

[lombmusic07]

@rockchick "So God is a woman and a relative ...I'mgoing to totally ask for favours"!

[rockchick80s]

@lombmusic07 thanks for sharing - "Make her stop" - "Oh that I could" LOL

[EmmaDilemma007]

Lol! "So god IS a woman. And a relative!"

I love how her mind works.

[JNKB45]

LOL! i love them! i miss the summertime, i would watch gilmore girls EVERYDAY for like hours and hours!

[Stevenbfg]

If God was a woman Jesus would have 2 mothers

[queenymax]

omg, I just thought about that, now I feel stupid xD

[pokerchip69]

How do we know god is a man?

Because if god was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!

[3721683]

@pokerchip69 you got that from QI...

[ssudioTVgirl]

I always felt God is a woman.

[EdBellaJasperAlice]

i love this scene so much

[chelseaworld1]

lol i love this scene my friend calls me a mini lorelai

[uemialice]

she is so quick with her remarks - i could never do that. i envy her so much. she's so great wih sarcasm!

[wills1624]

im kinda like that also. but my friends get annoyed :))

[juegas]

Yeah sure you are eat a dick.

[juegas]

Its scripted you idiot. Wow you're really smart.

[IcedTeaCanonthedesk]

@uemialice She is an actor dear . Her "remarks" are the script . The WRITERS have the sarcasm .

[Bailey759]

"I'm gonna totally ask for favors." Ha!! I love Lorelai!! :)

[starsaregreat1]

LOL i love Lorelai!

[sabs85]

season 1, ep 17 - The third Lorelai

[malibuchik24]

love her!

[alexisbledel4eva]

l love lorelai! lol

[XxXAlyssaXxX01]

i love this part it makes me laugh every time i see it !!!

[KateTastic]

haha this is my favorite scene!

[allieandannmarie]

shes so quick with all her remarks. i love it haha.

[allieandannmarie]

hahah i love lorelai

[swarleythepenguin]

yes i wanted to watch this episode for a while now and i couldnt find it but now i no what episode it is yes!

[19kristyn94]

what epi is that?

[Astalder007]

The Third Lorelai from season one. one of my favorites. Marion Ross from Happy Days plays Richard's mother

[RoseMcGowanSugarBaby]

Thank you. It looked like season 1 but I couldnt tell

[lotrfrk15]

hahaha i love this scene. its so hilarious.

[chocoloco90]

This is my favourite scene from gilmore girls! Thanks for posting it!