CockBlocking #7 " Showtime " HD ★DSSC★( David Spates )

[phantom2k10]

the farting cock block had me rolling around on my floor lmfao

[micdope]

Lol what is that

Its about a foot long

[kupigana]

Damn. No body is getting laid in that apartment. LOL. That when I'd have to make peace with my room mate.

[xThaKidDx]

Funny As Hell

[ashleypaigeb09]

LMAO

[misteraj89]

that shit is nice!

[FRAGGINx3]

OH SHIT! I CANT BREAHTE WHEN HE GOT STUCK UNDER THE BED AHAHHA

[inyasha465]

sounds more like cock breaking baby on 2:04 lol

[kink21211]

Yo u guys r soooooo fucking funny i hope ya keep going with the cock blocking videos

[undertaker0517]

notice how this video is twice as many views as number 6 and 8 put together

[advisablyparentable]

y'all must never get laid

[tete1445]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah­aha

[SuperTobi4]

Lol he used the mind trick

[IBlowTrees365]

2:28 lmfao x)

[ecemk1]

did you just shit yourself? hahahah

[dontbehateinondrose]

bra that nigga said u dont want to sleep with jhon u want to sleep with me

[Jetsetstylus]

DAMMNNN OOWND!!!

[jamiebridges123]

mm mm mm mm mm first cock block lool

[BlacKidFromBrooklyn]

I would so smash the last chick

[burrri]

lol xD..

[dantetheboss6]

i laugh so hard when john was "farting" i farted

[lil0mike0kingrecords]

"Sorry Dave the jig is up buddy she caught us run"

[ArsiniMusic]

IT WASNT ME! IT HAD TO BE YOU! LOL

[DoUWanna007]

@2:56 I can't take it anymore...I'm on the floor...LOL

[EmoGoggles]

"That's 10 for Dave! Aw sh*t I'm stuck."

[TAKE1GUDLOOK]

THISSSSSSSSSSS IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AND DA GIRL IS SEXY NO HOMO

[DriftxKingGTR]

that girl at 2:30 is HOTTT

[chillmeister509]

@DriftxKingGTR I second that.

[AZMALING]

You gonna put on youtube! :D Wats the name?

[chucknable1]

thumbs upp :)

[roshinelusoi]

Get a peace to your life with an Asian girl lushfmlk.info

[jessica0745]

lol that was hilarious:P

[SHELLAPROCOPIOc]

Meet Asian women lushfmlk.info

[DetectiveTective]

Cockblockin', bitch! That's 10 for Dave

*Tries to get out from under the bed*

Aw sh*t I'm stuck...

LMAO!

[esbent74]

2:00 nigga said "run!" mao

[28Fresh9]

ITZ REALLY 1 MORE THAN DAVID REALLY SAID 4 HIS SCORE

[THERE1255]

18 gay dislikes

[Epicnomnoms]

lol dave got stuck XD

[Epicnomnoms]

Oh you jus gonna hit her witta jedi mind trick and break out?

[HeartbrakeMace]

Girl at 2:59 is EXTRA sexy

[hjfu12]

Ok, now they're getting stupid.

[SuperGina35]

wow.....17 ppl r cockblockerz

[SuperGina35]

wow.....

[milemoliful]

En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO

[AjTheArtist]

@1:06 at least we know who's getting laid and its not john. hahahaha

[TheTanoloco]

o shit im stuck jajajaja

[hypnosguy]

Ah hell no!  Now I gotsta watch all of em you funny cockblockers!

[LJsongz]

G-word, d-word! (I got you Dave, Imma spread the word!)

You got some pretty fine women in America, can't find girls like that in France

S-word! Lol

[DUBB161]

john was almost always trying to sleep wit his wife

[morgan6472]

lol :) cock blocking b****

[TheseNuts86]

I guess they wasn't smart enough to take them to a motel?

[jj43620]

The f*** do they keep getting these sexy women from?

Ugh! I need to move out of toledo. lol

[TheseNuts86]

@jj43620 lol That's exactly what I was thinking. ( :

[jvlivs2]

@jj43620 I'm from Detroit and I'm asking the same question! Couldn't agree more....

[helikanimukty]

nice woman in benaughty page benaughtyman.info

[TheRockaSkinny]

What is that.

Its about a foot long Girl.

[TafySupers]

@TheRockaSkinny *its my footlong girl*

[UdoShan]

"Oh, you just gonna hit her with the Jedi Mind Trick and break out?!"

Um, yeah pretty much...

[Luigi555551]

whats that

its about a foot long girl,

no i mean the light

hahaha

[deiselcobra85]

his gf is kinda hot

[BritneyGiggles]

the first girls hair was on point, she pretty too lol

[alejarren]

Why does everything I write become the highest rated comment?

[TheOmegaDragon]

How the heck do y'all keep getting women anyway? Are they lining up outside or something? I also never knew it was possible to hypnotize women. LOL!

[owilliam77]

Damn the first girl is hot

[amdaman1st]

im cryinn



[jocrane01]

OMG the girl at 2:5 is soooooooooooooo fine mmmmhmmmm

[cruzader21]

aww shiet im stuck

[pinkorangesoda]

they got too many damn girls and he know he aint got no foot long lmao

[lionclaw77]

The second girl is real sexy.

[CiTYROYAL74]

acyually davidis winnig by 1

[TheSkeleton97]

lml aw sh*it im stuck omg this is funky funny! XD

[stabika21]

2:30 that girl is beautiful how much u pay 4 her???

[RageKage250]

Dang The Girl At 2:28 That Girl Is Fine, And Its The Funniest Part "Did You Just Shit Yourself?!"

[RageKage250]

Lol At 2:28 The Girl Is Fine And Its Freaking Hilarious! "Did You Just Shit Yourself?!"

[apimpnamedbigdaddy]

son da the light skin joint is badd

[ghanaru]

2:03 what does she say?? you prr prr ??

[BubblesAndSprinkles]

@ghanaru She says You pervert .

[JeffHardyFan20046]

Jedi Is Epic I Wish i Could do that

[itznich]

omg!!! this shit is ridiculous

[TheArmandoRomeroShow]

Dave That Was Funny! Epic Funny.. My vocab Is Short

[HottBaba]

the last chick looks like a black version of iliana, timothydelaghettos girls

[knightlego0]

what is that? its about a foot long girl... hahhaah

[nacolydude]

pause at 1:21

ROFL

[godofbeats]

that was so funny dave. the fart joint had me in tears

[zZToastie]

lol only daves wife would be allowed to hit him in the stomach

[TimothyB24]

Jedi Mind Trick. Ha! Thats how I found my wife.

[youngladyflix]

lol my bro showed me bout these, they hilarious :D

[SumthynnSpecial]

MUST BE THOSE OHIO ST BEANS @ 2:29

[ohiostates28]

@SumthynnSpecial lol

[freshmanchris7]

lmao do u nguys by prostitutes or something?!

[AjTheArtist]

for those who are not familiar of the classics, the part when john said "let me know when your ready for your close up, mr. demille" that was the movie line/quote from the 1950 noir film "Sunset Boulevard"

[joseph888w]

2:05 hurt me

[fadarrius]

cb rocks

[JJwp08]

Man home gurl wit the leopard print was fine as hell man

[shaunzy11]

@JJwp08 thts daves wife in real life

[JJwp08]

@shaunzy11 Dave is 1 lucky ass dude man

[ThePixonater]

LOL Jedi Training worked.

[HBTASTIC97]

BUT DAVIDS GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING HOT

[dn5511]

Go Dave!

[ImJuZSuMeKiD]

I like the one at 1:55

[gunshinestateG]

@ImJuZSuMeKiD lol u kno thats daves wife right : )

[warmachine22100]

what was all that medicine for damn!

[UdoShan]

"You Don't wanna sleep with John."

"I don't want to sleep with John."

"You wanna sleep with David."

"I want to sleep with David."

"WHAT THE HELL...."

[kidspace97]

@UdoShan you do

[kellimarierodgers]

@UdoShan she is hypmotizedddd

[808Jolly]

I would of farted on daves face when he was stuck

[890fresh]

lmao!!!dat shit wuz funni!!!!!!!!!!!11

[ladyl02]

goddamn did dave eat some chili hotdogs

[ladyl02]

it alredy is biotch

[michaelrevels1018]

"WHAT IS THAT"?

"THATS ABOUT A FOOT LONG BABY"

HAHAHA

[pimpsRus911]

dudes wife is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[jordan8103]

and it is on youtube

[THEBESTTHUG]

Thats some hot ass chicks they use in the videos

[shinobix3000]

@THEBESTTHUG lol the second was his wife

[stivan25]

Dave, teach me that mind trick!

[blackguy134]

that lightskinned girl in the second cockblock is so bad

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

first girl is possibly the hottest black girl i've ever seen. I just am not normally attracted to black girls but this one will get it man!

[hahaownedlolz]

the second on is his wife. There have been alot of different women. But several have been in it more then once, especially his wife.

It's funny but i just don't seem to laugh as hard as when i watched the first few..

[01103]

hahahaha if only that jedi mind trick worked in real life

[JustinTylerAllen]

@01103 yeah, that would be awsome.

[YouDonkeyfu]

@01103 ya, if only that's real, imagine the chaos that we can cause together, buhahahaha

[pkmalex818]

Did you just shit yourself?!

[Lescouflair]

lol this is good stuff. I wonder why this isn't getting more views....hmmmm

[killablack20]

Damp did you just ship yourself? lmao it did sound a lil wet lol

[bklynboy114]

have u realised dat dey had a diffrent girl every single time

[avfcforeva2]

@bklynboy114 No, Really!?

[Triple4Battery]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahha

mind powers

[Gameownage12]

"oh s***, im stuck"

XD

[that1weirdkid27]

5 stars for the Jedi mind trick!

[xTPJRx]

I'm sorry, but David need some extra points for that Jedi mind trick... Not only did he CB; he got with the girl too... *lol*

[itzmekiq]

damn that girl that dave was with when john did the camera cock block was fine as hell

[correna93]

@itzmekiq haha thats his wifey...hehe

[slvrsnpr07]

oh shit meant to hit thumbs up...the 1st chick was sweet...

[odstroy22]

@itzmekiq he goes out with her now i think there married or something

[Venusstar22]

lol..i think that's his wife and they have a  son

[tigerluver123]

fuckin funny ass hell

[ThePhamine]

classic cockblocking hysterity!

[Rb704]

The last one is funny as hell...Good work

[airsoftrevolution]

the video camera one always get me ahaha

[kingb5152]

iz dat light skin women yo girl??

[Indianmalujl]

thats his otha girl xD

[MmmDerkaDerka]

i literally pissed my pants at the jedi mind trick....oh jesus that was hillarious

[bassmzero]

HAHA!

[ebonydivine1]

lmao that some funny ish right there

[ustilllyinanyway]

this is my foot long gurl....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...u so stupid!!! 5*****, goofy ass boy!!!

[raheemisbad]

JEDI MIND TRIK LOLZ XD

[livingston821]

cock blockin bitch. that's 10 for Dave. Aw shit I'm stuck

[TheCapo20]

Lol all these are to funny

[jezx21]

lol you guys are funny hahaha

[HvyMtlThndr]

Id hurt somebody i loved for less

[mujahid29]

LMAO THE JIGG IS UP MAN RUN!!!

[smcneal057]

I am gonna hafta use that jedi mind trick myself one day...LOL!!! XD

[AlexMHoc]

Hahaha that was hella funny when he jiggled under the bed!

[mykedj123]

did you just shit you'r self ?!

[49ersOwnAll09]

haha The jigg is up Buddy, She caught Us! Run!!

hahahaha

[rock1chica]

lol they need to start locking the doors and searching the rooms before girls come over lol

[Txboi001]

"What is that?"

"It's a foot long, girl."

-This is too damn funny!!

[mufeed25]

yeah more vidoes

cb is the best video in the whole youtube

[20josue09]

man these guys are funny..

they keep taking da chiks to where they live, which they know is dangerous hahhahahahah

[Magz303]

aahh shit im stuck haha

[boxlunchking]

LMAO!!!

[laffytaffygreen]

hahaha...Jedi Mind Tricks!!!! hahahahahah

[msBlairebear]

lol, the same bed!

[Jamaicangurl81]

Aww man... i missed u Dave!