On Dating & Men

[LILJOKERDOTCOM]

no what u mean is "its hard to date me because almost of all america hate me im a hypocrite and i bash everyones favorite celeb. " Thats why idiot.

[joonipuur]

Wow. So much hate & I don't understand why... if he's such a 'douche' then why are you watching his videos & posting insults? Really? PATHETIC! <3 ya, Perez.

[dracatube]

perez you are a scab one ugly fat dirty infected scab that need a bullet in the head i recon one day your going to walk out of your place get to your car or something and someone is gonna shoot ya or stab ya R.I.P perez when they bury you im gonna come to the grave site and shit on ya tome stone

[xCallMeDadddy]

I understand, that if you don't like Perez Hilton, i would understand if you said something smart

just not bring up the person's sexuality. -_-, he;s gay, not a 'fagot.'

[BowToMySkill]

what a complete disgusting faggot

[mariawuu]

id love to hear your non acting voice :[

[thefrozencharles]

you should get a gotee...

[anglomangler]

not being a total douche is a great first step towards love

[SuchAPrettyMess]

you look so cute here mario, and i'm a str8 woman :9)

[iieatmuffins]

Oh my God...

"drunk as a skunk"

are you fucking serious????

Wow, just wow...

[LadyGM720]

Cool vid, Perez. Hope you found a GUY!

[ColorzBox]

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*cough* HAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHhAhAHHAh­AHHHHhAhAHAH.

[coocookachoo910]

you go perez! i love you and wish you the best

[91pup]

maybe it would be a good idea if you would make a channel of who you really are  not who ur alter ego is.

and relationships have to start with a base like friendship. iv been through alot of the same things and have been told to realize that relationships take time. you cant just rush into a relationship and expect it to work out. hope to get a reply from u dude

[MyMyMyTelephone]

I don't get what's wrong with this guy.

[purplenurps]

"I didn't want anyone to see me naked" No one wanted to see you naked

"I was celibate by choice" No you wasn't

[master2497]

Just wanted to take the time to say, you are a true waste of organs and life. You truly, truly don't deserve to life. You are a parasite feeding off of other's fame, who most of them, honestly, don't deserve it either. You are nothing but a burden to the world and offer it nothing. In fact, it would be better if you just died.

[CaliDude1984]

I like you now. I have been hurt so many times. I feel like I can't take the hurt, so I might as well be alone. kinda sad.

[MBGamingLegends]

i don't hate gays but you make them look like a cum stain on society seriously dude just give up no one will EVER want you because you're a spiteful prick

[uwcollegeboi222000]

I feel for you perez! I hope you find someone that will love you for you!

[wazrasta]

what a gremlin no wonder he's so hateful

[internationalutuber]

oh boo freakin woo no one wants to date you. get over yourself. 

[thenewkeg10609]

It's hard being famous... thank god i'm just an average guy.

[13adriluv]

thats mean wat pple r saying about perez hes a good guy :)

[lancealot426]

I can relate 100%.... Did you read my diary....lol

[AZmesaboy]

Perez you are a fucking worthless human being that deserves worst torture than Osama Bin Laden you fat homo fuck. I hope I never catch you in the street because I would make the Will.I.Am incident look like a scraped knee. If I could have Sadaam Hussein back and in return trade you, I would in a heart beat. I have never hated anyone in my life, but I can make the exception for you. You are a huge piece of shit and you deserve to rot you dirt bag shit stain on society. Die slow you queer

[thenewkeg10609]

@AZmesaboy okay aren't you over reacting? Osama Bin Laden kills. you'd rather kill someone inicent then someone who kills and hates ur gutts?

[AZmesaboy]

@thenewkeg10609 Yes. I can make an exception for this pathetic piece of shit that calls himself a human. I would rather Hitler come back in return for him, because atleast Hitler backed up the shit that he talked. Perez made a career off ruining other people's careers and being a judgemental piece of shit, and that to me is the definition of evil. Someone that attacks your character is an evil piece of shit and this "person" should be put to death. I'm going to jail if I ever see this faggot

[thenewkeg10609]

@AZmesaboy oh i understand now. i see. i dnt know much about him besides he's gay and not many ppl like him, but now i know why ppl hate him.

[psyravi]

Gays already play enough games. I can see how having fame would make it worse. I hope you do find someone that you can trust though.

[nohohongs]

this was surprisingly amusing and virginal. maybe.

[sisoberry]

jeeeesus you have lost weight :O

[modyabc123]

@sisoberry he lost more now ;D !!

[vanchai1]

gross ... i call bs on anyone hitting on him

[bacii24]

DESPERATION will make assholes turn to unicorns.

[n00bs7ud10z]

pedofag. I mean seriously, what fucked up egotistical part of your peanut brain thought the law wouldn't apply to you?

but srsly can you send me those pics? miley is a a slut but she's hot.

[CottnCandyRainbow]

Even if you where anywhere near attractive, no one would want to date you because everyone secretly hate your guts for the shit you say

[2kidzandacamrea367]

Jeez tons of haters ....... Perez I feel ya

[junkmailboy1000]

shut your fucking face you self absorbed FAG. and don't go acting like your some kind of victim because you were a fat fuck and ridiculed. If you died tomorrow NOBODY would weep. NOBODY.

[Uscfloridatexas]

he's going to jail because he took pictures of miley cyrus's vagina. Thats child pornography.

[NibblesYT]

I made it 36 seconds into it. I feel accomplished.

[johee626]

okay you look a normal, NICE guy...and your hair looks GOOD. stop doing crazy shit with outfits and all of that. anyways, is that why you made every celebrity look like crap? because you were miserable and insecure over your weight? thats not cool...

and yea..alcohol is not an excuse. you're right. its hard to find someone loyal

[HotacidVN]

Nobody even wants to look at you right now.......... cuz u will never look good.

You are an asshole and nobody would wanna even be with you... You are not looking great, mayb u should consider plastic surgery like Heidi Montag?

[malachais]

this vlog is very admirable... best of luck Mario.. Sometimes its fame or love, can't always have both :)

[kikideberlin]

i'm also gonna find a great straight guy this year :)

[MrSpieldose]

a fat guy that talks shit about everyone... imagine that.... by choice??? LMAO

[MrSpieldose]

a fat guy that talks shit about everyone...  imagine that.... by choice??? LMAO

[Reklawniks]

"On Dating & Men"? Based on your personality I have to assume you have no clue what a MAN is. I'm sick of faggots like you feeling the need to be so fucking flamboyant, effeminate and shallow. Why do you have to play up to stereotypes? It's completely unattractive, and the guys that aren't like this usually are like the opposite extreme... Jesus. Fuck you.

[matthewfoong]

i suspect this guy is extremely self absorbed and self indulgent. i would be ASHAMED if my kids ended up doing what he does with their lives. stop being a prick to people and get a life

[rondomand]

hahahaha "Everybody hurts" Fuck it would be hard to be perez in the dating world :-) Hollywood...ewww I just didnt get it.. even the glamour was not really glamorous..

.. I left and had to live in NYC... better art, culture, people... glamour, sex, DATING!!

blah anyway sometimes the perez character can go a little far but I doo see such a sweetheart... All the best Perez ;-)

[thomasbrunskill]

You're talking like you're talking to a foreign person who doesn't understand you.

[rkoots00]

ur still overweight

[lopezpisces25]

sorry

[kspeedian]

PS- I have no idea if Mayer is gay or bi or what but regardless he was obviously just drunk n screwin around. Ever since then Perez has done NOTHING but try to put down and "out" him. Why would you do all those mean things to someone you have a "personal plutonic email & text relationship" & have hung out w (meaning they talk as friends.. he said it himself) with if it wasn't for revenge or sour grapes? Most people who read/comment on the site believe this but this proves it! (all from 5:00 on)

[kspeedian]

COULD IT BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS THAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT JOHN MAYER the last few mins? He says it himself, "I don't makeout with friends" & "being drunk's no excuse" .. meaning he OBVIOUSLY thought something wud come from it & JM was just havin a random drunk kiss! U will notice this now that I've said it: On his site, Perez MERCILESSLY abuses any female Mayer's dated. & he ALWAYS tries to prove Mayer's gay (wishful thinkin?). Think about it. He's OBSESSED w JM! I'm starting 2 feel bad 4 him.

[gdhippie98]

you'll find a great guy!! there is someone out there for everyone.

[JJkathay]

...

[amirawi]

you're a nightmare!

[MIGHToKONdriak]

I visit his website everyday The shock value fills a void in my boring life. But the world would a much better place without this man. The only people who like him are those slightly less deranged than he is. What a shame. He could use his platform for SO MUCH MORE. The reality of it is, he is a mental case. Celebrities realize that, thats why you see them barely defending themselves. Hopefully one day he'll do something stupid enough to land himself in a loony bin, then we'll all be safe again.

[MoonshadeProduction]

Some of the comments here are really mean...

However, success Mario! I hope you find a good guy, a WONDERFUL guy ;]

[themagulsmay]

dang...why can't i comment ;(

[KEITHHODKINSON]

who is he?

[gruntnick]

me, me,me. I, I, I.....is why your not dating go pick a scab faker.

[balthus33]

wtf? get a life

[bmajalukah]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[Teddymonster11]

This guy sounds like hes Bipolar, or Dissociative Identity Order

childen can be crule and it's clear the physical & meantal he must of sustanied had a dramatica effect on his self imgae and the person he is today, this has render him little more than a insucure homo douchebag, growing he was probbaly called lard ass ,pork chops, fatshit

[2rs2pure]

@Teddymonster11 YOU PIECE OF SHIT lol, I have Bipolar and ur description of it is just sickening, and ur fucking comment is disgusting OK? Ur a sick person who needs help.

OK? FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKER. GTFO.

[Teddymonster11]

This guy sounds like hes Bipolar, or Dissociative Identity Order

childen can be crule and it's clear the physical & meantal he must of sustanied had a dramatica effect on his self imgae and the person he is today, this has render him little more than a insucure homo douchebag, growing he was probbaly called lard ass ,pork chops, fatshit

[DuckyYouRetard]

"HE PLAYED ME SO HARD"

Yeah, I bet he played you hard. ;)

[pungis142]

people dont hate you because your gay, people hate you because your an idiot.

[thesix107]

Sounds like you want a bf just so you can justify your overdramatic queer drama - if you have a bf=you're not a bad person=you continuing to be a bitch faggot. Sorry, ppl will still hate you just as much.

[thesix107]

"...dating is great, going on dates sucks, it's so hard...in real life I hate drama..."

When you go out on dates, you are dating. WTF are you talking about. Hate drama?? That's why you would ask a loaded question at Miss America as a judge who should be asking unbiased questions?? YOU'RE A RETARDED UGLY-ASS FLAMING FAGGOT THAT NOBODY WANTS. Of course you'd be used up because of the shit you pull. This vid sounds like attempting to gain sympathy from everyone who already hates you.

[nospmohtracso]

Also, what is it with everyone being like 'you are a disgrace to gay men everywhere'???

he's not fucking representing gaydom he's just gay

[nospmohtracso]

i am so disappointed that you are a normal guy irl

seriously this video just bored me to tears

I would have dated you until now

...eh, I'd still give you one right here and now

(oh shit, looking at your profile, you are exactly twice my age)

[ballachick2004]

Well Perez, I think maybe if you look in the rigt places you will find someone. I think that you first need to start with yourself, not your image but your inner self.

Who are you and why are you here on earth? God has wonderfully and fearly made every last one of us, and I hope that one day you will realize that. There is an even bigger picture in question here and that should be who are you fighting for, and I believe once that is all uncovered and understood you will no longer be blind.

[PJFEATURING]

This is pathetic.

Sad Little Individual.

[PJFEATURING]

This is pathetic.

Sad Little Individual.

[dawnymsz]

cute(;

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

Perez hilton is one uglyyyyyy looking person lmao he reminds me of a wannabee, He cant be famous so he does what any jealous hater does and talks negative about Stars that are SOMEBODYS because hes NOBODY!!!

[GuitarFriend]

you are an idiot perez

[BACKSTREETMIKE]

your a fucking disgrace

[a901219]

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[Fido2011]

FAG .....u cock suckin ass bandit, sausage jockey peice of shit!!!

[ippnai7942]

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[mowriah]

gosh you dont have to like him, just show some respect! calling someone a gay faggot just puts a bad picture on you

[Jerseygirl8999]

"dating me is also dating Perez and dating Perez is not like dating me but me and perez are the same but we are different if you want to date me you have to go through perez perez is not me but I am perez"

I think this guy has a multiple personality disorder

[Gucci96792]

LMFAO! THIS DUDE IS SOOOO GAY FAGGOT AND UGLYY! U HAVE AIDS THATS WY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAHAH UR SO UGLY!!! && you'll never be a girl like us! keepdreaming FAGGOT!!

[TheBootyCheddar]

i got tired of watching ur vid in 32seconds and ur a fag.

[CousCousBur]

lmao, its funny because it seems like no one likes you

[phoenixrage1]

I think you'd actually be a good person to date. It's too bad your all the way across the country lol

[emmyjo0106966]

this was a really brave thing you did opening your self to the world like that and i do hope you get through all the bull shit and find a great person to be with

XXX

[elphaba1995]

oh jeez.... but i mean..ya gotta love him<333

[theabrogation]

p.s. you're still fat and ugly as shit.

[theabrogation]

i felt compelled...

to tell you that you're a fucking fag.

oh and everyone hates you.

now post a video of you crying about how mean i am wahhh wahhh wahhhhhhhh

[kaleel69]

The reason why dating is hard for you is because you are a vile ugly creature. I'm not talking about ugly on the outside....im talking on the inside. Keep going the way you do you evil prick and it will just be you and your ugly dog.

[kateFAIL]

@r3dstar77 damn straight! Couldn't have put it better myself!

[domokuno]

U are so sexy !

[feelingmisunderstood]

Hey!!! Totally agree with you! Hope you find someone! ..

[acounihan]

practically

[ElderLordAresNecrus]

YEAH MAN YOU ROCK

i love you i hope you find oerfect bf

[Alenmore]

Yes Perez, we all do need someone, I hope you do find the good/great guy you are seeking. I too am doing the same thing. Just, don't be too desperate, there is someone out there for you and you will find him, or he will find you. Keep that smile on your face and always remember, you are Perez Hilton, they accept you for all of you, or they don't and you move on, and its their loss.

Blessed Be

[holelotsand]

i APPLAUD u perez :) well, here

damn good points and true golden words spoken in this vid

u sound and look genuine in this vid and wish u all the best

when u said u r pretty much desperate @ the end it was really funny and cute xD

[alannagoldensoph]

4:48 through 6:08 ... true stuff.

[devilstwin5999]

they need to make a good boyfriend store or something lol

i am sick of looking for a guy and then finding one who is a complete asshole later on!! wtf!

good luck in your search! ;D

[lickurelbow]

Bitch, you talk like a retard.

[JasmineBridger]

aw i love him!

[kirstylikespie]

you look old now.

[olivialeeonline]

I really hope you find a genuine person to be with Perez. I hate how people associate you with "Perez", and not who you actually are. I do believe you are a great person in real life. I empathize w/ you because I've had that happen to me also. So, hang in there! You'll find the perfect boyfriend soon enough no matter how hard it seems now. I really hope you find that perfect someone Perez. I really do!

[Jasumi]

This guy looks like a prime carrier for the new MRSA strain lol

[princesscutielu]

I sooooo hear you!

You WILL get what you desire there is no question about that. I know just how you feel and sometimes it can feel like it's just you thinking and feeling the things you spoke about, but you are not alone, your man is fighting to get to where you are, believe that to be true.

Bless you sweetheart and thank you for your truth and honesty, it's a quality that is rare and is really appreciated!!

X

[awesomeO807]

....lay off the chocolate cake...btw Shane dawson is way more awesome

[MusicDJz1]

looking great Perez

[m3rr13z0r]

How did you lose so much weight? You look fantastic!

[KeikoEvalani]

Love, you look fantastic! I can't believe how skinny you are! I hope you find your prince charming, you deserve it! :D xoxo

[pigsIop]

Fuck this faggot is annoying.

SOMEONE KILL HIS GAY ASS NOW

[foodaddict79]

he lost weight? where the fuck did it go? someone needs to punch your ugly face in again fatboy

[jiltedkiller]

His wikipedia page picture is hilarious. really, check it out

[deiyasha]

look, every one that hates him needs to hush. He is amazing.

[TheJordanEllison]

You don't look great. And I would hate to see your ass hole. It's probaly reversed inside out, I bet you sit on your own asshole when you take a seat......faggot.

This guy is a schizo fag.

[alentatu]

So whats going on now ? and btw someone out there like chybby guys ! like i kinda do !

Jason Jason Jason ...

[alentatu]

Why r u Skinny ?! whats wrong ...

[allansmithereens]

why the hell do you sound constipated? are you trying to shit out your soul because it's meant to be flushed?

[Willfordavid]

Who Cares If He GAY...loser

Great job PEREZ....

[jatthandsome]

Try matrimonial you mother fucker. oh oh oh my bad ... how could you be mother fucker .. ?? you are a gay... right ?? you fuckin FATHER FUCKER .. !! hahahah

[E07Y]

and lmao @ the fuckin fact that you need to make youtube videos to find someone to date you. this is fuckin hilarious. you know what perez? maybe you should stop being so mean to other people and start thinkin bout what you've done wrong in the past. you make fun of other celebs and stuff like that, only because you wanna be famous... well maybe you should start to use some talent - and if you aint got one - just sit the fuck down and shut up. no need 2 be mean to other people.

[E07Y]

oh perez you're a hot ass mess, seriously... shut the fuck up. and lmao @ you thinkin you're famous... are you serious, dude? nobody really knows you like that and the people knowin you - hate you, cuz you're annoying... and the reason why dating is OH SO HARD for you is because you look like a gorilla. maybe you should start dating monkeys in the future, idiot.

[Cura18]

No wonder Wil i Ams manager punched you. asshole. go hug a tree pussy

[henriklopezsmyth]

Nice video, Perez. You deserve a good guy. Some people can't see the difference between the character and real life.

My advice is not to worry too much. When you least expect it, a good guy will show up.

[imsoHOTasICE]

Your problem is, is that you're thinking you look good. You still don't

[irocklove14]

Perez you look sooo good <3

[iminLABtch]

Um, I think I have a huge crush on this fool... After he called out Carrie Prejean. Then this video has made me grow a huge respect for him. I ran into him at "Here" in LA, literally almost ran into him trying to get to the bar. He's cute in person, totally my type, i like thick white boys. He's loud and I'm loud so I appreciate that. Seems to be a pretty nice guy, honestly. He started with very little and now he's pretty popular. Cute smile.... he has all of his teeth, I like that.

[jesseboy2211]

lol if i was older i would so fuck perez. haha i would go out with him. p.s i am a guy haha

[dynamite4542004]

hey man, dont know if you really read all these, but honestly speaking ive always thought you were cute.

dont let guys or anyone bring you down, not all of us are complete worthless jerks.

you think its hard to date when your big or whatever. its even harder when all they think about you is your "hot" or "cute"

its really hard to meet someone whos generally great and doesnt keep you around based on looks...

just sayin... :)

[dandotcom1989]

you look really good....and im glad to see you're actually a real person and not perez hilton all the time

[erickalovescookies]

omg in san diego my hair stylist..his name is enrique n hes gay idk if hes single but hes nice hes really cool so yea!

[erickalovescookies]

dude u r cute be bi or something its easier with girls if u need sum GIRL to talk to talk to me k! im real n cool!

[erickalovescookies]

ok.....nice!

[hollywoodashley]

wow, great point perez!!!

[blakkone4000]

You are so on point with this! It doesn't matter WHAT kind of relationship you're in or are trying to have, dating is hard. Hell it's hard to find someone who actually WANTS to date.

[Lubbsyew]

You guys are total assholes. why would you say such hateful things to someone you really dont know? like really why click to watch the video if your just going to say immature things?  Perez hun your going to find your special someone! that was really deep of you. love you babe

[sof1191]

Perez, don't give up... dating IS hard but the more you search the closer you are to your special someone!

Good luck finding your guy!

[djmixnmagic]

Well put, Mario. But I would ask you, if you expect people to get through the Perez character to get to the real you, are you willing to put aside the Perez character and be the real you from the start?

[xxxrayxxx1]

whats lady gar gars cock taste like faggot ?

[geeky5]

@xxxrayxxx1 She has a pussy.....And yes hes gay but if you call someone somthing thats mean, Karma will take over

[xxxrayxxx1]

seriously geeky5...are you for real ??? Do you read what this fuckwit writes about in his "blog" ...attacking women / men / underage stars....seriously Mario can fuck himself. He is a vile pig ....look it up ! Thank you for your reply though.

[pushjc]

you are looking great!!!

[liamthewhite]

I like the honesty

By the way my name is Liam, i'm 17, and live in Texas. It'd be really great if you would come check out my videos. I have 7 videos uploaded. I think you'll find at least one interesting, I'd recommend checking out "Don't  touch my pimples, theyre mine!" or "Faggot!" Anyways i know this self promotion is annoying but it would make my day if you watched a video of mine

thanks, liam!

[noyourmushrooms22]

that was really nice...and very honest, wish there were some Perezs over here...

[joanna6618]

Dude, calm down, it looks like you're having a seizure :P

[FEEDTHEHATE]

This "guy" is so gay you could actually smell c0ck on his breath through the computer...

[monreaux123]

i mean i don't like perez but he's right EVERYONE needs a companion i would be lying if i said that wasn't the case

[onecentpennyas]

is dat really perez?? he lost weight lol

[orasis]

"I'm not that kind of Gay!" .. < ROFL.

[hunykore]

Youve lost loads of weight, looking good xxxxx

[efrrren]

mario, sorry to break it up to u, but no one, i mean NO ONE, wants to date you.

[ay0dannyy]

its so funny the people that talk so much crap on youtube are people with out pictures or videos . Grow some fucking balls people . pussy asses

Perez you are looking sexyy now .

i like that simple look . instead of all the crazy hair colors on you . that look is more of "you"

dont worry your gonna find a great guy . if i was a few years older (19) i would have so been like hey lets go on a date =]

You will find someone . Maybe you should tame perez hilton see how that goes

[MrsSubscribe]

You'll find someone out there, some weird messed up guy

[aaronroxsox]

Aww i feel you Perez!! Dating and Romance is seriously disappearing!

[I1c3dUpI]

go suck some cummy nigger dick homo

[monreaux123]

@I1c3dUpI so ignorant, you should learn some sense.

[kiranaima]

perez you should die :)

[SophieMonster]

Hope you find your man eventually :)

[hotmartian]

I totally Agree with you Dude!!!

[talkingtinaa]

how can you critizize other people and talk about yoour flaws? i used to hate you but i love you

[itsjojovan]

this asshole sux hes a fucking prik to all my haters and perez luvers <3

;D

[ilovecatfood]

I wish you didn't try so fucking hard to get attention. I think people might MIGHT actually like you, and people may even care what you think or say.