Scientology Commercial

[mysticxingjing16]

This is funny. Get it over it.

[muratsev1]

How? how is scientology a way to improve life? how many scientologists can stand up and talk about scientology and not be the aggressor when someone who isn't a scientologist ask about it? none! and to prove it, only one man comes into my mind... Tommy Davis. he cant answer questions but what he can do is defend it when the evidence is stacked against what he himself has just stated, he loves correcting others and when everything comes crashing down... I have a right of freedom cause im from USA

[muratsev1]

"Freedom of speech" as he quoted to bbc repoter John Sweeney. Scientology is the ultimate form of any type of manipulation and blackmail. If anyone was to take my advice, me being from islamic background, I would say don't waste your time with these money hungry and deceptive fiends posing as people of true belief. Research Christianity, Judaism or Islam for you will find more information than this absured attempt to ruin people and destroy lives. And for the record "Scientology" is a CULT!

[brendonian]

37 people who watched this are scientologists.

[jackmarston1987]

i love how some people are having serious conversations about this, i just think that this video is funny as hell.

[jackmarston1987]

i love how some people are having serious conversations about this, i just think that this video is funny as hell.

[sweethazeleyesjp]

yea you're invited to Hell.

[mageetravis]

the world is full of charlatans and snake oil sales men, pharmaceutical companies on top. My point is that if something works for someone it works weather it mentions aliens or not, was contrived by men thousands of years ago or 61 years ago

[mageetravis]

@Akita know I'm not ignorant I was a staff member for 2 1/2 years. Yes there are things with the church I don't agree with, like the "donation rates" for services. That's said if something works for someone and shows results and stability then who are you or anyone else to say it's BS.

[dannyboi104]

XENU!!!!

[MattAd2011]

Let us know when you are ready to make some contribution to the world of ideas besides mockery and ridicule. Seriously, what is it with our culture of mockery and ridicule? Was it decades of sit coms? Have we all been programmed to sit back in our chairs and look for anyone who is different, anyone who is not like us, and laugh at them, and make fun of them? Was this intended? Is that what the laugh tracks in all those sitcoms were for? To reduce us to idiocy, to make us snicker at anything new?

[BrownAndroid]

@MattAd2011 Let me know when taking concepts like those pushed by Scientology are worth any further consideration than you would give to a sitcom. Culture of mockery and ridicule? Which culture? Who's culture? For your consideration: there is incisive constructive ridicule; some things just make no sense and earn the status of ridicule. I'd take america's fractured "idiocracy" over a Scientological theocracy any day. Your sentiment makes sense but in this context? Cue laugh track

[flowergirl1263]

Scientology is for people that want to improve life, be more able and happy. So when you are ready to stop being so immature and actually handle the things in your life you don't like, then you can talk about Scientology. But until you grow up and honestly try real Scientology, you have no right to make fun of it. If you know anything about scientology you would realize how stupid you have made yourself look by posting this video.

[BrownAndroid]

@flowergirl1263

"Scientology is for people that want to improve life, be more able and happy."--- In theory, so are all religions. I doubt you believe all religions are equally true.

" But until you grow up and honestly try real Scientology, you have no right to make fun of it."--- I have to try a religion before I have the right to make fun of it? Sorry, that is ludicrous/nonsensical/dangerou­s-thinking. I have more experience with this topic than I'm letting off,and i'll leave it at that.

[HumanoidSparky]

@flowergirl1263 That sounds like the talk of a scientologist to me. In which case, your comment is invalid and taken as nothing more than a joke.

[MrDeadsea000]

@flowergirl1263 When you have finished hiding your head up your ass, maybe you can do some research about the criminal and immoral acts they've committed and the lives they have ruined....

[brendonian]

@MattAd2011 Scientology is the biggest joke the world has ever known. That's why people have been laughing at it for over 30 years. Besides, laughter is very healing - especially to those who have recovered from the scientology illness by getting out.

[HumanoidSparky]

@MattAd2011 Trust me, not even the funniest, most idiotic sitcom could come up with something as stupidly idle and nonsensical as scientology

[MrDeadsea000]

@MattAd2011 Don't try and defend these idiots by stating something we already know is true...

[BonBon3589]

You can't buy aliens?! WAT.

[mageetravis]

You evidently have no clue what scientology is about. Aliens really,please. Love when people dub in there own made up shit for things they don't understand

[BrownAndroid]

@mageetravis

"You evidently have no clue what scientology is about."--- If you think that Scientology even deserves more than a moment of serious consideration then you are mentally challenged. I cannot help you, perhaps xenu can.

[AkitaAbroad]

@mageetravis Your ignorance tells us that you have not reached Operating Thetan level yet (It's like being a Grand Dragon in the KKK)... You are not clued in on the Space Opera and the real truth.

Have you been paying your dues???

[NovuAnon]

@mageetravis Not OT3 yet?

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@mageetravis

So...

You seen them ALIENS?!

Nice sci-fi movie...

Ten times more realistic than what the Xenu Anal Probing Cult jabs about...

[fleamarket3000]

I kind of worries me that there seems to be more scientology videos on youtube than videos mocking scientology. we haven't let these deluded freaks get a stranglehold on free speech?

[pendrake113]

@fleamarket3000

I said the same thing about Christianity when youtube first came out.

[faewarg]

roflmao xd

[MetalSStar196]

It's a parody to the original scientology commercial. Gotta love this though, lmao! Keep up the good work. I would recommend you guys try to exceed the level of comedic humor of south park (admittedly they made fun of every religion, culture, and ethnicity effectively that it can be quite funny!)

[RedTailedTuna]

I bought an alian once, it was the highlight of my life

[trevgoodchild]

Yawn..

[bikiniisland]

help me i'm covered in aliens!..wait a minute, they are warm and soft like bunnies. hey! they are whispering to me..they say they are not the enemy, o , they say they are here to freak out the new recruits in scientology. it helps them spend more to rid themselves of their phoney disease. the fake church officials pay the aliens 40 percent to do this. thanxs aliens for clearing up this unexplained mystery of the scientologists theory!

[wowtcg]

FYI Travolta's son would've lived but Scientology prohibited Travolta from using certain cures for his son.

[Sagemaster00]

BTW THE CREATOR OF THIS RELIGION WAS A FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION NOVELIST!!!!! Scientology is a phony religion.

[mombassaa]

@Sagemaster00 all religions are the same, some crazy dude writes a book and then claims its reall and loads of dumb people get all excited and follow it blah blah then they get pissy at other crazy people and start a war and blow shit up blah blah for fuck sake cant people just use there brain

[Sagemaster00]

@mombassaa I know you have to realize most of the proof that god exists is nothing but a book or some drawings on a wall. I mean the theory of god has existed only because they were lacking knowledge of science.

[trevgoodchild]

Kind of reminds me of a credit card commercial, once you've seen it, you know the hook and avoid it like the black plague.

[BrownAndroid]

@trevgoodchild

Kinda reminds me of your penis. Once you've seen it, you know the hook, and avoid it like its owner.

[xMidniteToker]

Its sad, John Travolta is building a scientology church in my town.

[XXVitalEagleXX]

bahahaha, omg wtf is this shit!?

lol.. ok.. I'm done.. haahaha, this deserves a like! *liked*

[sluggo06]

Wayofthemaster is a better site

[BrownAndroid]

@captkirkconnell

No a fool puts a f in front of art and spells fart. This is my response to Scientology not art.

[maxhendrixboxer]

That was actually brillient XD

You made my day!

[DJGT72026]

hahaha faved soooo funny

[Tr00therate]

haha this is some funny shit!

[reaper1545]

that wasnt funny dude.

[bud389]

LOL, scientology is a church full of fucking idiots who just want money from people who donate to it. Asshole faggots.

[tjohn1986]

scientology is not different than any other religion. all of them spew crap

[noqa]

@tjohn1986 Let's just say the issues most people at hand have for this don't involve their beliefs

[cowgoesmoo2]

Scientology belives we are a reincarnation of fucking aliens from outer space my ass.

Fuck, if that's true, the person who created scientology is a fucking reincarnation of Hitler himself.

[free2question]

In old English, the word "know" also meant sleep with someone (in a sexual way). Scientology has come up with the motto: "know yourself; know life."

SCIENTOLOGY

Fuck yourself. Fuck life.

XD

[LouisJ277]

u just gave a voice over this is fake

[qwerty42a000000]

you feel you had to point out it was a voice over and that its fake?

[4real9]

Respect the beliefs of one religons that's my favorite comandment lol what the F

[seetvrun]

LMAO

[iamanonwearelegion]

Yes we an give you the truth... just pay a couple thousand dollars and well let youk know about Xenu, how he piled up unconcios aleins around a volcano and then nuked them, traped their souls, brain washed them, and then was put in space jail.

[okmijn543211]

I am dead serios about this, I laughed until i cried, farted, and then fell over kicking my legs. Im putting this on my myspace xD

[CpsLock3]

Great fail bro.

[Piercedpixie56]

....LOL XD

[713BossHogginHtx]

and they acually made it

[anonanonx2]

parodic advert is parodic

[ytrogergt]

Fake voice over

[BrownAndroid]

ummmm...yea thats the point

[RedCrescentDemon]

Nice, I'm beginning to see more of these scilon parodies. Keep up the good work.

[ytrogergt]

@BrownAndroid Yeah I know it's the point! I was expecting a REAL commercial. Not a joke! So I 'warned' others that the voice-over was fake! Simple, no?

[Hizokua]

@ytrogergt LMAO!!! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A RETARD !!!!

[ytrogergt]

@Hizokua Read the comment I made to BrownAndroid. The retard.. seems to be YOU!

[BrownAndroid]

@ytrogergt

Who told you it was a fake voice over? Oh you mean to say u recognized it as parody based on the ridiculous nature of the voice over without actually being told by a glaringly obvious comment? Excellent, so did everyone else. Your "help" is not needed.

Thank you,

[formylovvvve]

LOL!

[EsotericMotion]

LMFAO

[Olivercloseoff4321]

that is so fuckin retaded its just a money scam get real

[KenanVideos]

0:56 looks almost like tha Today Tonight logo

[Kennikish]

EL OH EL XD

[ATKillZ]

Scientologist scum! That vid was f*cking funny! 5 STARS!!!

[Drucef]

Why are they scum?

[ApplesAreLethal]

0:52

Look at the T in Scientology!

It looks like a cross

[Havocsdivide]

what the real scientology commertials dont tell you, is that their "Prophet" was a raging science-fiction writing pedophial that lived on a boat and thought that we're all posessed by dead brainwashed alien souls. 8D

[UrbanArtifact]

Know life, no Scientology.

[ApplesAreLethal]

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm a very religious Christian, and I hate to make fun of people but this video was hilarious.

Scientology is more for the rich, you have to go through these purifiation processes that start at $5-$10 but eventualy lead up to $10,000

It's not a religion, it's a self help church.

[DSD1v57BG32]

They might be rich but not as much as the Vatican.

[ApplesAreLethal]

Whats the vatican?

and this video has better ratings than the actual commercial, ha ha ha.

[DSD1v57BG32]

The golden art city of Catholics, literally.

[ApplesAreLethal]

Oh lol

Isn't Vatican City like, the smallest city in the world?

[DSD1v57BG32]

No its the smallest country, yes they get their own country cause their specia!

[ApplesAreLethal]

Whoaaa, that's interesting lol

Toyota has their own city :P

[DSD1v57BG32]

were?

[ApplesAreLethal]

In Japan lol

[DSD1v57BG32]

oh yeah

[Chaosamongus]

I beg to differ...you certainly can wear aliens. You just gotta shoot em and open em up first

[NotKud]

I like the narrator's snickering.

[MsStunningAngel]

nonsense! ALIEN? WTF??

[smello897]

hilarious scientology in a nut shell

[TweekyClown]

OMG i haven't laughed that hard in a while. thank u for this vid LOL

[TheZackcruise]

you rage

you lose

took me two seconds

[BrownAndroid]

no sure what thats supposed to mean...but ok.

[TheZackcruise]

fail sauce

[BrownAndroid]

...Thanks for clarifying things, for a second there i thought you were going to respond with some other nonsense,but "fail sauce" totally cleared things up....

[AnonymousOverseer]

ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... ..... For Aliens!

[MrWinston1984]

"Most people don't even know they're looking for aliens..."

Scientology in a nutshell. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[mathozero]

the conclusion is:

Scientologists are aliens

[Taurus8763]

What a pile of Shit!!!

[flyingface]

Scientology is an insult to democracy. Furthermore it does not seek to aid; it seeks to make money by any means necessary and to create a totalitarian rule over society. Scientology is not even a religion. It simply uses this to cloak what it really is. A violation of recognizable justice.

Scientology ate my grandmother

Anonymous

[shade231]

lol of course it is. Its the same as every other cult in history. Actually this one is an old cult that already made lots of money, then came around again with weird movie stars to get more cash.

[AnonymousOverseer]

isn't that what capitalism really means or is...

[MotherofGodeatbabies]

BUT TO UNDERSTAND ONESELF ONE MUST UNDERSTAND.

That we're...

The aliens

[ohgodforumragepwns]

I LOLED

[TheBananastrawberry]

my stomach hurts from laughing that was awesome!!!

[mysticxingjing16]

I laughed till I peed.

[makaisthebest]

Scientology is fucking gay

[expectusagain]

LMAO

[NoTaTtHiScHoOl]

HAHA

[CountessFreakshow]

LMAO

[thevalidlegend]

That is amazing, sir.

[RezNinja3]

This just gave me the biggest hard on

[mogster76]

Astronomically EPIC vid wp

[DisProveMeWrong]

flawless victory

[SolMaster]

Unexplainable horniness....

[ThePsychoDuo]

you got that too?

[toxickiddy]

aliens ............ LMAO

[toxickiddy]

hahahahaha LOL

[ravi18364]

LMAO!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT FUNNY!!!!!!!

[AnonSandmastah]

Aliens!

[Caru2]

LMFAO

[MagicMan2475]

That is the defintion of fail.

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

Ahahha win

[wika57]

ROFL XD

[raiderz900]

HAHAHA

[byebushsupobama]

ALIENS!!!

[69underscore69]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[AllenFTW]

and how did people start beliefing in a guy that wrote fiction?

[AndDj1990]

They claim truth. Trade your $, sanity and friends/family for a science fiction writer's version of TRUTH.

No Thanks.

[jenjen22396]

AWESOME.

[SamWise050]

Scientology FAIL

BrownAndriod WIN

[origanlprankster]

Lmao, were all looking for aliens, we just dont know it yet..

[scientologymyths]

Lame. Clueless.

Check this out: scientologymyths-dot-info

[ImTheEnemyx]

We're all looking for him, XENU!

[ifinoxonifi]

Yea, checked out your site. It does little in the way of cleaning the name of Scientology. Anybody with a good brain will still recognize the actual core beliefs of Scientology are embarrassingly oversimplified(childish) mystical views of reality. L Ron Hubbard is not even a particularly good writer anyway.

[infinityliger]

lol

[ImTheEnemyx]

LOL

[ViktorZeta]

Hahahahahaha! Aliens!