Egyptair very Funny welcome on board Announcement FS2004

[MrShonaguy]

Good joke however the joke was originally done by Zimbabweans for Air Zimbabwe 6years ago.

[justin0505310376]

hahahahahahahahaha

[HamburgMobile]

Standard 737 Cockpit in an A320? Thats not nice

[cba999casey]

shht euh this is euh your captain ready welcome on board seated and standing passengers on board on egypt air.

whe appologies euh for the 4 days delay in taking off ,a it was due the bad wheater and some overtime i had to put, and at euh zyliemakingkak.

:30 minutes later:

this is flight 717 euh to alexandria airport euh.

[cba999casey]

landing there is not garantied , but euh we will end up somwhere in egypt.

and euh if luck is in our favor whe may even be landing on your village.

egypt euh air has a exelent safty record euh , infact euh, our safty cenders are so high that even terrorists are afraith to fly with us.

it is the most plezure, i anaunce that starting this year over 30 percent of our passengers reached their destination.

[cba999casey]

if our engines are too noisy for you , on passengers request whe can arrange for them to be turned off.

euh , to make sure you are feelin comfortable.

euh we regret for you that todays inflight movie will not be showned, as we forgot to record it from the television.

however, for our movie box , whe will be flying right next to somali airlines where there movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

[cba999casey]

there is no smoking allowed in this airplane.

any smoke you see in the cabin is only the aiwarning system that on the engines is telling us to slow down .

in order to catch importand landmarks whe try to fly as close as possible for the best for you.

if however whe get a little to close euh, do let us know.

our insusiestik euh copilot sees somtimes flys right trough the land mark.

come to be seated, keep your seat in a upright position for take off and fasten your seatbeld.

[cba999casey]

for those of you that can not fly the seatbeld, kindly fasten your own beld to the arm of your seat.

and or those of you that can not find the seat , do not hazitate euh to get in touch with our euh stuwardes, who will ofcorse explain to you how to

fasten your self to your suitcase.

thanking you all for choosing egypt air, to fly for the first and last time.

i wish you a nice trip, regards from captain ready

[evilisdevil]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههه لو المحرك مسوي ازعاج قول و احنا نسكرو

[MoreAnonymous]

haha its so true though, their engines are hell noisy, sounds like a lawn mower on acid.

which flight sim is this?

[lufthansapilotflo]

Is there any normal announcement? :/

[1anous]

جرى ايه يا هريدى انا كنت هناك فى الرحلة دية و مالجيت اى ارهاب ولا كسل فى المحكرك

مش يمكن انتا اللى سواج حمار

حاااااااااااااااع

[crymetyme101101]

lol

[FaliciaB]

the only part i found funny was the terrorist thing and that was it other GET A LIFE!! ;D

[Adventuresofwiiman]

Announcement was good, but I think you just landed yourself on every worldwide terror watch list there is. Cheers!

[sharmsun]

LOOOOL, this is just hilarious !!! great work cap: HARIDY whoever recorded it .. very nice one.

[sdthird10]

what the fuck u crashed but nice annoucements

[dollarboy500]

real funny man!

[yoto5951]

i took the sound from a video on youtube :)

[coolalving2]

dude i have flight sim 2002 but idk how to save the videos and put it on yt any help?

[TheYasinatorTVpage]

lool this is funny