Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 19]

[TheLimeyRhinosaurus]

If only he knew He would be dead 5 months later...

[TiaZhuZhu]

was his "badass action movie" about power rangers?

[Chocolatejellybeanz]

whats really weird is my last name is Brown and my brothers name is Matthew, so every timme i watch these videos and he heres them he thinks someone is calling his name. Hes pretty stupid.

[Philandshaned125]

Go go power rangers. FTW

[TheSh4adow]

we need tis swifteh back >.<

[Kendall192Baby]

What if michael jackson showed up next to you in your bed ?

I would BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT ITTTT !!!!!

In the face with a baseball bat ! xD

God i love him. ♥ :)

[asianrayray420xxx]

@Kendall192Baby what would you do if peter griffen showed up next to you in your bed I would BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT  in the ass with a stick

[WarpReality2]

I'm in a quest to watch all 45

[XseenieLuverzGirlX]

@WarpReality2 i am too!! ;D

[adamsminormovement]

dead babies

[HylianLink1011]

i love you

[fikirsabitch]

...HE LOOKS LIKE ALEX FUCKING GASKARTH.

[Calzified]

Swifty, I love you, but you need to lay off the Michael Jackson jokes.

[alissondgaf]

you need to make a movie.

[LOOKITSSUISIE]

why do i have the feeling im not watching this video,just starring at him,his beauty,a hot hotie...BEAUTIFUL

[xXTurtlesRcoolXx]

1:48 LMAO!:D

[MorningStar606]

And I'm eating a sandwich right now....

XD

[maddiecass]

I would quote a bunch of funny shit from the video here, but then I would just have to put the WHOLE video here.... its inconveniently funny.... XD <3

[MrAshrae]

lamao, pause at 3:24

[EarlyBirdie82]

Does anyone else think that he was the best in 2009?

[natisbeasty]

Life, Oxygen, Friendship....Acid

[prettycake102]

thumbs up if you laughed histercally when he was talking about the jerry springer show

[NightQueen1313]

This is like the third time I've seen this video and I still laugh hysterically at it and most of your new videos.... i don't laugh at >< They're still humerous, but I wish swiftkaratechop was more like this again <3

[mewmashie]

"what would yu do if micheal jackson was laying right next to yu when yu woke up?"

"i would beat it beat it beat it. in the face. with a baseball bat."

[xxabby123]

Ahaha am i the only one that noticed that he said " GOGO POWER RANGERS!" at 1:56  LAWL. <3

[NightQueen1313]

@xxabby123 nope I caught that too XD not sure if I did the first time I saw this though XD

[UbahMrKitty]

1:52

total badass ninja

like me

[XxsarahbbyxX]

Im watching all of your old videos and im just saying that you made this on my Birthday 2 years ago ;D

I feel pretty special :]

And you're pretty effing hilarious, so yeah ^_^

[prankvsppl]

i think swifty going to be the next adam sandler

[AudreyAndMeganShow]

123 peoples penises fell off.

[marioiscute12]

0:00 free replay button!

[MrsVancha]

LMAO!!! "JUST BECAUSE I'M BLUE, DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAD!!! WAHAAAAAAHAHAA!!!!!" XD

[xxxZoeyLovelyxxx]

ADD: "This is America-"

Me: "FUCK THIS IM MUTING IT UNTIL I SEE SWIFTY" *ten minutes later* "WTF I CANT HEAR SWIFTY! GOD DAMN COMPUTER-Ohhh........"

[MissNatashaZ]

so blue is bipolar..... XD

[Xprincess0paralyzeX]

oh man i love you man im gonna go home and fix you some peach cobler!

[slipknot4ever264]

at 0:35 i noticed that there was a micheal jackson immortal tour ad, oh the irony

[NKWproductiontdp]

sexy hairrr :)

[MyLifeForUsed]

AHAHAAHAHA, I WOULD PRAY TO GOD SHE STILL BREST FED ME. XD

[kiranferrini]

123+ people don't eat babys.

[iamxAinz]

what would you do if you woke up with Michael Jackson in your bed?

i would BEAT IIIT BEEEAT IT BEAT IIIT!

in the face... with a baseball bat

:)

[cammyxoxo3]

i tied a baby sandwich... it doesn't taste very good :(

[PhunkyShado0n]

"i would be wonderin, when me and jessica alba you know,, *bump bump bump* *clap clap clap* palalalalalalalalalala WHOA WHOA WHOA,, to make a baby"

Best part ever !!

[luckyfreakingduck7]

beating it in the face with a baseball bat wouldnt change it but it might break it considering its mostly plastic and it doesnt have a nose

[TheHurleykid09]

PEACH COBBLER

[JustSeru]

You were right. :D

[YutaBaby07]

Those ninja skillz at 1:50 were badass.

[trippingislife]

i subscribed on facebook so ur prediction was right gah swifty what ill the world do without u???

[XxXSepulcherXxX]

"Can you pass me that fat blunt"

I think im in love.

[Helloilization]

1:53 - 2:00 ''uhuwuueyuweypewepwoowegogopo­werrangersnnananan''! I roflmao'd

[NATALIAgrr11]

damn , yr fucking awesome dude .

1:25 - 1:30 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH !

[lemonator224]

You look the cutest in this video

ever :)

[KestrelVoron]

i subscribed twice

[theoneandonlyadrian]

swiftkaratechop doll?

[sammyjoe147]

"JUST CAUSE IM BLUE DOESNT MEAN IM SAD! " LOL

[MiLLaman321]

JUST CAUSE IM BLUE, DOESNT MEAN IM SAD!!

[zzg9900]

Go Go Powah Ranjahs!!!!

[Musicispeaceful]

"it was here, but then it was gone, I DONT KNOW ANYMORE , D: "

made me laugh so hard

[caylieandgerbils]

GET THE SUPER GLUE!!

[crazypyrocat]

Drugs are bad, don't do them...HEY, could you pass me that fat blunt

[Helloilization]

@deatheffectNZ And you're fucking retarded.

[im4florida]

I DONE TOLD YOU I DONE FUCKED A DOG!!!

[CriminalTaco]

@im4florida YOU MEAN IT WASNT THAT GIRL YOU WURKED WITH?

[SailorMoonRoolz]

that little cartoon guy reminds me of L on Death Note...agree?

[TheOneYoullForget]

@SailorMoonRoolz Oh my GOD! That thought went through my head literally 4 FRICKIN' SECONDS before I read that comment!

I had a little heart attack! O,O

[Laraythius13]

@SailorMoonRoolz I thought it WAS L...

[ArsonWolf]

@SailorMoonRoolz agreed!

[ItsLittleDeliGirl]

you look well groomed in this video!

you're welcome (:

[nicole2815]

How do babies taste on samichessss.



[TheSOurSweetGOne]

ohh! PURITY RING!! o.O haha jk!

[falloutgrl9087]

Tht lil animated guy creeps me out O_O

Pedophile....

[SkySky469]

Ur soo freaking crazy but funny ans smexii

[SavannahAndKellyShow]

Ilysfmtidmtsticgyah!

(I love you so much that I dropped my taco just so that I could give you a hug)

[psshhaww]

awww poor blue..i love you blue!! your the happiest colour i know

!!!

[rachelannen]

i found old cigar boxes that say acid and i put my makeup in them and now my mom thinks i do acid so....

[shillz123]

"I'm gonna do something inappropriate....... TO YOUR FACE!" lol Swifty <33

[LivandJew]

dude, if I woke up next to Michael Jackson I'd give him a SwiftKarateChop to his Vagina! Hahaha(:

[LivandJew]

Ahh.. awkwar. Okay! ahahhahahaha(: I would beat it beat it beat it, in the face. ahahahah(:

[StalkingMadison]

Is that a wedding ring you're wearing?

[justinbfan98]

@StalkingMadison no it was on his middle finger!!

[TheFanGirl19]

Dear God, you are freaking hilarious!

I can't stop laughing...it's true!

[VOLcOmgurl365]

Yay, he looks cute again.

[pyromaniac2344]

"what would you do if your penis fell off" *crying* it...was here..now its goooone *unknown words and crying*

[BlackRockShooter1]

keep on clicking on 0:05 ;D

[LadyShirosaki]

@BlackRockShooter1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cheeseface97]

You got some high ass cheekbones ! But you're hot as f@$& In this videooo (: <3333

[cheeseface97]

''i can't believe you cheated on me!!''

"Damn it Theresa I done told you .. I fucked a dog .. it was an actual ..dog.''

''So you mean it wasn't that gurl you worked with?"

"No .. well.. i mean .. i had sexual intercourse with ehr too.......while the dog was there...but HEWY whatever happens happens''

''Ohh man i love you imll go home and aneabejeaFixyousomepeachcobble­rafaben''

"OHHH..I DONt even know what you just said but i heard peach cobbler and that sounds good.'' :D

[rebelangel0987]

"just because I'm blue doesn't mean I'm sad!"

*sobs*. That was hilarious!!!

[prettyoddtwins77]

You sure do like your babies...

[MoonGlow80]

Baby Pot Pie Is Better. xD

[Fantasygrl41]

babiez do taste good on sandwiches!!!!

[qirrqirl14]

Holy cow !

I thought one of those questions was me ... but then i looked at the date and was like ... "dang" . D:

[ShantellMarie456]

"damit theresai done told you i fucked a dog, it was an actual dog"

haha XD

[ashx911]

Dude, watch.. now someone is gonna chop up a baby and eat it on a damn sandwhich. LMAO!

Swift is a gangster. LOLOLOL!

[wheresmyicecream]

omfg i smoking a blunt as i watching you say that =)

[yourebeingkickedout]

I'm goin home ta fix you some peach cobbler! :D

[jesseizsoccer]

lmao

you went all ninja at

1:54 >:3

i laughed my face off xD

[trueglowstickfashion]

@DeeCFlunk That's what I thought :L

[luvehate]

go go power rangers :) lol

[Xemoliciousgir95X]

everybody keeps saying Matts hot...which is true lol but they dnt c the reason why ppl actually watch this FOR HS SEX SOUNDS lol :P

[lemonsweetie98]

no your not i subscribed

[majaigaz]

Go,Go Power ranger's..xD

[FackHillsongPublish]

flufee talks

[jandrivesaVAN]

hey, can you pass me that fat blunt?

[IssyRedbird]

OMG Guess what? Your prediction came true! XD

[ikirbyz]

ahah matthew brown brown like pooo im gonna go cut myself now ;'(

[MonarchofHell]

......LOL penis.

[QueenLuvrxoxo]

0:56

[MikayRawr]

LMFAO. 0:15 - 0:22  !!!

[Macerking7]

damnit teresha!!!

[theresaxolove]

@Macerking7 XD i love that part.

cause that's my name!! i feel so honoured.

[blackplaig]

@theresaxolove you should be XD

[MikayRawr]

you look really hot in this video :D <3 love yew..!!!

[WhoJackedThePie]

My names is Blue D:

Like, it's the name on my birth certificate.

Hmmm I'd have to agree with the Adam Sandler thing...

[urmomshouldgetalife]

hayy yo do u rly eat babies?? wtf!!!!!!

ps, ily

[jamillah122]

@urmomshouldgetalife WTF?! YOU CANT EAT A BABY!! LOL?!

[fuckheadfilms]

If I gave the color blue a personality I would be all like "Hey, I'm Blue. And this is my husband Red. And this little bundle of love right here is our baby Purple!"

[amanda14870]

LOL

2:06 to 2:35

he is so funny

[runefull10]

hummm....you seem to talk alot about babys do you think you would like to rape one ...ha..ha probably...no but your cool your videos are funny

[DeeCFlunk]

Sometimes you remind me of Adam Sandler,seriously :P

[Wubble64]

DUDE! I totally said that the first time I saw his vids!!

[DeeCFlunk]

For real! when he exaggerates things,he sounds just like Adam Sandler! haha

[Squeekish111008]

Go Go Powa Rainjas!!! Ha ha ha!!!

[PrehistoricPenetrata]

mmm babie sandwich high in protein

[DinasourFreak]

lmaooo . yur a dorkk xD .

What would yu do if yur penis fell off ?

Id eat it c: LMFAO .

[alzairraven]

dude!

freakin' funny:))

[rockerchick0719]

@whitesnownonekey, hes not, its not even on the ring finger

[WhiteSnowMonkey16]

r u married cuz there was a ring on ur finger?

[bc13lovr4eva]

Wrong finger and the Wrong hand

[carcer21]

lol GO GO POWA RANGERS!!!

[jdfhgjhdf]

damn it i want some peach cobbler now !!

[ITouchFan9043]

dude, your hawtt

[Perkie903]

1:56 lololololololololololololololo­lol

[gnrqueen]

lol ASS SWIFTY-when he says ask swifty

..lol lmfao..epic vid!

[dianacrazyassbitch]

I loved ur sex sounds : DDDD lol

[Ourangeourgasms]

"What would you do if your penis fell off?"

"UGNGTI! D:< I WOULD GROW A NEW ONE ON MY FOREARM LIKE THOSE RUSSIANS CAN THEN REMOVE IT AND PUT IT WHERE MY DICK USE TO BE. :D"

[looshawoosha12]

ur anime avatar is really cute

[ColourxMexCliche]

share that fat blunt with me!! :)

[montanaboy63]

lol my little sister was born on the day this game out

[SHANiCEBABYx3]

your hot, kindaaa? <3

[BeccaYoumeatsix]

Your vids are unbelievably aweshum (':

[ieatyellow]

no absolutely nothing????

[OurLadyOfSorrows12]

Your hair here = amazing.

[ToastyFries1]

Micheal Jackson died WAY after this video was uploaded<_<

Just in case no one knew. (bahah)

[emosyco]

I LIKE THE THING WIF THE STRAY JACKET! xD

[AnOREXiCDUdELOvES]

i love this..

effin hilarious..

&aww...

shut up‼↓

[TmlGaming]

@XXX3M043VAXXX  he was alive during the video

[iDeathGuardian]

I will talk about who I want...Hell he died and all the sudden he is loved by everyone...I never liked MJ and never will.

Anyways Swift, I can't stop laughing at the vid.

[drumplayerbob]

wow kid, this was made before he died so shut the fuck up and quit being all butthurt over mj jokes

[jackskellington126]

what did we learn today?: that babies taste good on sandwiches! hahahah!

[pipyundead]

Just cuz I'm blue doesn't mean I'm sad. hahaa

[cejafoo93]

i fucked a dog!!!! hahaha ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nisslas90]

Innapropriate inyour face! Naaaaaaw plz dont =(.... Ooooor?

[haynet1962]

Very, very good!

[KaiKaiProductions]

<3

:3

[munkieswillrule]

inappropriate to my face?

oh please do :P

[Smorchj]

finaly I found another person that likes dead babies :D your my soul mate , wait, your a guy? oh sorry, just tought you were a really ugly chick.

and btw, I love your videos :P

[wogboy22]

if mj was in my bed ill be like bitch teach me to moonwalk

[xRogueGeassx]

LIES!!!! Drugs are aaaaaaaawesome =)

[iluvvPATD]

gimme a freaking cupcake

[PandaLuver347]

"JUST BECAUSE I'M BLUE DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAD!!" lol love u swifty

[parkerparty]

and some acid

... Dude you to???

[DianaH18]

You're so wild! love it!

[qwertage1]

OMG! FUNNY!

[spunkypinkferret]

I think you are predicting 2012.

I already suscribed, so shush. You predicted two seconds ago. Wait what.

WE LEARNED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

"Don't do drugs"....don't have sexual intercourse with pot?

[willyybutt]

hahaha you have the perfect accent to reenact the JS show lol

[xxmetioqurexx]

what drugs are you currently using= weed

[kelp234]

haha!! i dont know what you just said but you said peach cobbler and that sounds good!