gilbert joanrivers roast

[elporteroful]

You know, when you think about it, Gilbert is actually ridiculing Robin's father. Xb Bastard deserves it!

[MrGoldenTracks]

I wanted to skip forward to see if I was on the correct roast.....and all I here is "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun fuck me in the ass!"

[fishguts951]

that was really funny lol

[bertiethetoupee4]

They bleep out the 'fuck'. Seriously, is that an editorial joke?

[WentMillerGal15]

I love how Mario Cantone goes berserk after the Brad Garrett-Leprechaun joke. Haha.

[RyanJ504]

@ThatAwkwardMomentTAM Yup. I don't think he was able to get famous off of his real voice, kinda like Larry the Cable Guy. But hey, if it makes them money and they're happy doing i, keep the act rolling, right?

[pacoloco729]

the comedian's comedian

[mrfadeaway45]

The greatest roast bit EEEEEEVVVVVER !!!!!

[neptuniumforest]

THis guys fucking ANNOYING and creepy as fuck

[markshafer1959]

I couldn`t stop crying when I seen this.I haven`t laughed that hard in a long time.This is one funny guy

[waitin4winter]

gottfried is a genius

[TheWhizzkid23]

into the furiously masturbating tom arnold! lmao @ joan rivers slither away into an open drainpipe!

[AteYourBaby13]

the second girl he roasted... LOLWHATTHEFUCK!

[pittzz]

Amazing how timing can be so off , and so brilliantly on at the same time!

[superjules]

"Take it ALL, Mein Bubbi"

[Aphasia17]

that was beautiful, Gottfried

[NYer79]

"like a dead Komodo dragon"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MortHarlequin]

my god this just may be the best thing ever

[jezzastein]

gilbert u are 2 funny mate,and a great creative story 2 champ..

[ThornWolf1]

I love watching everyone's reaction; the way he just snipes just about everyone from within the story as opposed to just picking on everyone in order. I think Joan has the best though. She looks like she's caught between wanting to laugh and wanting to wring his neck.

[RalphCQ]

I've always been so confused, is that his real voice, or does he just do it for show?

Does he have a normal voice, or is that it?

[101truthhurts]

lol

[kdemon17]

Lol

[101truthhurts]

hilarious. he was th best on this roast

[pxoxest84]

this is the most creative and daring comedy bits ive seen on any of these comedy central roasts. its 2 bad that gottfried probably wont get the respect he deserves as a brilliant comedian till hes gone

[danbuckneree]

This is one of the funniest pieces of stand up Ive heard in years. Comediac genius. I cried from laughter. My wife got upset about the Robin Quivers part. Isnt the Howard Stern show a comedy show, and why is she telling all of her business. If she has a large issue with what transpired in her life, there are anylysts and psycho-therapists for it. Its a wrong place-wrong time type of situuation. Im sorry for what happened, but long live Gilbert. Keep me crying. Mad love.

[lejendjackson]

SWAMP THING... ISNT HE HILARIOUS?!?!?

[RileySkye100]

I just like the music that was played for Gilbert at 0:19. It's like as if he's back on Aladdin.

[monkalishous]

hands down the funniest roast moment ever

[monkalishous]

hands down the funniest roast moment ever

[Plasvi]

Fuck, I laughed my ass off.

[konatown5]

1:08 look at that fat giggle. Vegan my ass

[Dantedestroyah]

I LOVE THIS GUYS VOICE LOL Does he do that on purpose or is that what he really sounds like? LOL Either way its histarical LOL

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

@Dantedestroyah

That's not what his real voice is. I'm not sure why he stuck to this one, maybe it just became a part of his character after so long, but it's not his real voice.

[StudPuppetsInc]

This man is a genius.

[Muherdon]

Why does the shit stop working on 3:40?

[JSpringerTV]

@Muherdon LMFAO it doesn't dumbass

[Muherdon]

@JSpringerTV If you find that so amusing that you are LYFAO then that definitely makes YOU the dumbass. No, not dumbass, what's the word? Oh yes, cunt.

[JSpringerTV]

@Muherdon Haha just saw your comment.

Wow, calling me a cunt just because I called you a dumbass?

Once again, LMFAO, way to get all butt-hurt over nothing. Haha fucking idiot.

[mattychase]

You may have seen him standing exactly 501 feet outside of an elementary school

[darkangelghost69]

Swamp Thing FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

[BestMattBeast]

I would pay money just to have him talk for hours about anything

[Evenflowist314]

I just laughed myself into a boner

[viktorazisten]

Greg is so cute when he is laughing at the "slither away into the open drainpipe" joke... No roast will be the same without him..:(

[FlySociety06]

I remember watching this live and spitting beer out of my mouth from laughing

[1212funguy]

Greg Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa­aaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllldooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

[ComprehendingChaos]

Greg Geraldo was awesome, but, as Gilbert would say, I'm glad he's dead.

[aliquippawill]

Folks, in case you haven't already figured it out......this was an ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT piece of comedy!. Gilbert Gottfried is a true comedic GENIUS.......in every sense of the word. Whenever the names of the greatest comedic talents of this generation are mentioned.....Gilbert's name is seldom mentioned, if mentioned at all. That is an oversight bordering on criminality. Part of his "greatness" is his uniqueness, let's face it. There's absolutely NO ONE quite like Gilbert........for damn sure!

[brutbear]

That is my kind of joke!!!!!I like!!

[gotch09]

I hate that mangy bitch that goes by the alias Joan Rivers. She's so damn ugly, she doesn't have the right to talk about a cur staggering down the street.

[AmpSanders]

@gotch09 lol, that's awesome.

[mornay77]

i think gilbert is funny- as long as he is not roasting..he totally sucks

[hafssol82]

@mornay77 wtf? he´s GREAT!

[Perbjarne]

@mornay77 he fuckin owns all of them! at this roast he maintains such a great balance between funny as hell and awkward! the whole fairytale about joan rivers vagina!!! i cry everytime xD

[yellowcougar18]

Gotta love Gilbert Gottfried's comic book reference to Swamp Thing.

Good on him.

[corgi4u]

Gilbert is one of the 5 funniest comedians of all time. Just ruthless and hysterically funny.

[phinchy007]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YourFaceWillDie468]

Gottfried is 3 inches taller than Rivers, and yet even when she's sitting down, she looks like she would be a couple of inches taller than him. On a similar note, I have never seen such a beautiful 77-year-old woman, except Barbara Feldon, who is actually 78 now.

[ogredm]

I love seeing Giraldo and Ross cracking up at the end of the Joan Rivers Vagina story.

[bearmouse1000]

he overdosed himself, its his fault

[JustinLB82]

"It was magnificent. A gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking, as if to beckon me inside."

[wath20]

"Like a dead komodo dragon"

[viperlegendkiller]

gilbert is so ruthless lol

[Oiaku]

This would be much more funny if, instead of laughing, everyone just stared at him in absolute shock.

[kingrex2005]

Note to self: In order for Joan Rivers to die, desperate guys need to stop pumping sprunt into her bat-emitting poontang.

[aliquippawill]

Folks, I have to say.......Gilbert Gottfried's performance on the Joan River's "roast" was absolutely BRILLIANT. I feel that he has been one of the most underrated comedians for WAY TOO LONG. If a performance like this doesn't sufficiently illustrate his true comedic genius.......something is terribly wrong with how this world perceives true talent. The man is flat-out HYSTERICAL!

[superdzntsfl]

dont ever drink anything while watching this

[robdizzle5280]

fuck aflack for firing him

[Substantive64]

Take it all, mein bubby!!!!

[EvolutionaryLoophole]

He won.

[elemeno82002]

to anyone who follows these roasts Greg Giraldo's absence hurts that much more

[Krylian19]

Custard Cannon.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[NationalMan]

"keep it going for Swamp Thing" LMAO!!! :D

[okonomiyakiyummy]

HIS VOICE IS SO IRRITATING... WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE YAGO FROM ALADDIN?!?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

[nolanpistons99]

@okonomiyakiyummy he did the voice for iago from aladdin so that's probably why

[LionTroy]

I can't get over the fact that this guy is Iago from Alladin.

And then thinking it's Iago actually describing his sex life.

[Hunkola]

AFLAC deal is axed --- Gottfried's career is OVER

[KoalaBear509]

@Hunkola no it isnt....gilberts a famous comedian that will continually get work until the day he retires, whether it be at shows or doing more roasts, add on the fact that he's rich as ballz and could probably retire right now and chill easy the rest of his life. He'll do just fine.

[chancey1979]

"Only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe"  LMAO!!!!!

[elemeno82002]

@chancey1979 that line and the swamp thing line KILLED me

[tonyboyart]

i never laughed so hard !!!!!

[foldedintobeauty3]

what a douche

[WentMillerGal15]

Take it in Mayn Bobbe! Haha.

[MegaTimmytommy]

(After watching the video) Nyaghhhh....

[MegaTimmytommy]

Ah... Gilbert Gottfried. Star of Aladdin... and... uhh... Aladdin 2... and... Aladdin: the series... (Has he ever done actual work?)

[Skatanic5589]

@MegaTimmytommy Problem Child, Aflac duck, wikipedia him he's been in like 50 things

Yeah man. he fuckin rules

[Tigerlily21]

Yeah I love that Greg Giraldo and the other comedians are laughing so hard their stomachs are hurting! lol. That's why they call Gilbert "the comedian's comedian"

[wintersnowboard]

gilbert is the filthiest comedian haha

[Sanders1521]

he was funny on problem child

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

swamp thing! isnt he hilarious!

hahahahaha this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen

[kingpita172]

8 people have never been inside Joan Rivers' vagina

[goth9ever]

'' like a dead comodo dragon'' that made my fucking day hahahahahaha

[mrvideoman20122012]

wash yur hands BITCH , i want a cheese sandwich

[mrvideoman20122012]

Gilbert delivered a perfect comedy act, THAT was sooooo dam funny. lol

[ACDCfreak50]

I know lots of people talk about the tact and the level of class that the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, but it's nice that the new roasts are much more harsh and the comedians dig in way more. Although, now that Greg Giraldo is dead and without Gilbert, these roasts really wouldn't be that funny.

[thehoundz1]

excellent

[007poocher]

5:16 , Carl Riener is in shock .

[ACDCfreak50]

@007poocher I think he's just impressed that Gilbert took it so far.

[michel19612009]

OMG

[SwaggerSquidify]

he looks exactly like my 8th grade world studies teacher

[Bacillus4]

@yobtube2000 but he IS so strange looking isn't he? :)

[americanchampion111]

This GUY is hilarious

[naomheanna]

Her ashy yellow veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch,,, lik a dead komodo dragon!!

[Voodoochld91]

that leprickcon joke is stolen.

[fuzzyone99]

2:10 FTW!!!!

[dback1221]

"A flurry of bats"?!?!!!

[mokora]

he is ridiculously descriptive about vaginas....

[XxQuicksilverNINJAxX]

sucks this isnt is real voice

[lowlypeasant]

everyone is in shock during the whole thing.

[PAULFC93]

"Even as a kid, she was so ugly that her father would close his eyes and fantasize about her sister"

HA! Classic

[CutePurpleRose101]

hahahahaha he has one of the funniest voices ever... I mean that in a good way it makes him funnier

[lightsshade]

gew basooka lol

[soundgarden21]

THANK YOU! Keep it going for SWAMP THING!

[Sh4d0wd3m0n]

best roast ever!

[TearsAmongAshes]

Carl Reiner's face at 5:15 = priceless.

[TheGamer4EverNL]

Gilbert Gottfried is the man.

i'm Always looking forward to him when there is another

celebrity roast. His Jokes and same time the voice make me laugh x'D

[maddywoo13]

Take it all, bubbe!!

[WeezyShady44]

i cant believe giraldo died

[BrutalAsHell]

LMAO @ 5:04, Greg and Jeff are fuckin' rollin'.

R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

[rblather]

LMAO @ swampthing!!

[thekingofoakland]

R.I.P Greg Giraldo

(i can't believe you're gone)

[tearscratch31]

@thekingofoakland no offense , and i do like him but how could you not believe? ,its not like he was this super healthy non drug using guy, c'mon so many comics have demons

[DOTRAT69]

RIP GREG GERALDO

[masterthehate2]

@DOTRAT69 I've been up for 36 hours and for a split second I read it RIP Gilbert Gottfried and shit a brick.

[reckneya]

"I haven't been able to open my eyes since"

I cried laughing!

[vasq8431]

he's so fucking awesome i wish i was his bastard child!

[toyotas2006]

If he were any better

They'd need paramedics on stage

[SeeburgMusic]

Take your hat off to a comic genius, son. This is how it's done.

[jody808]

he is sooo funny! lol

[greenshirt33]

Tears in my eyes this is so funny!

[GirlPaint]

Take it all, My Bubbie. OMG. I'm dying here.

[huskerjoesox]

swamp thing haha fucking hilarious

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

that main story was nasty as fuck.

[fhistleb]

Gilbert you bitch XD

[tobbockus069]

give us 2 ass hutrz!!

[AsianAfro]

No matter what anyone says, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold!

[chessdawgz]

Fucking masterpiece!

[Justin61496]

holy fuck i cant breath! this shit is to funny!

[sledgehammerinhand]

my jaw just dropped on the floor . Holy shit that was brutal. 

[mrcuddles100]

oh wow that guy is harsh. but hilarious.

[tocp03]

Kathy, Joan, Gilbert. THIS is A-list sh*t.

[werdchester]

swamp thing......

[reedvid]

Gilbert needs to be roasted.

[Michael326]

@reedvid

It'd be awesome. And then once it's all over, he'd just come out and roast everybody with ease! xD

[elemeno82002]

@reedvid yes DEFINITELY

[111iAm111]

goo bazooka

[Barshki]

wow

[toyotas2006]

I think Ms Griffin just learned rule #1 in showbiz:

Don't fuck with Gilbert Gottfried!!

[WolfataDoor]

Damn he went really far with that molestation joke.

[samuricex]

@WolfataDoor That's why it was so damn funny.

[gnuochtapir]

Gilbert should roast everybody!

[king802]

love slime

[TheButtonMasherz]

"morning dew!!!"

[mistaphill]

This was one of Gilbert's best roasts

[solcario2]

Scary part is that he's on a kids show

Good thing it's animted

[aliquippawill]

Gilbert Gottfried is one of the least recognized & under-appreciated comedic geniuses of our time........period! The man has the ability to craft absolutely hilarious anecdotes like no one else. That ability, in addition to the squinty eyes & that ever-so-unique "voice".......makes him a truly one-of-a-kind comedic treasure.

[UnionKid15]

soo hilarious thanks for posting this.

[LOGIC42369]

im supposed to be working but now im laughing too hard. i regret to say i can't continue watching this work of art

[ortonfan166]

@desertglory1

Only people who are worth something get roasted

[Rednasyl28]

This guy has the funniest fucking voice EVER

[ravecell15]

custer cannon!! lolololol

[Pull0utBoy]

Goo Bazooka

[scootsogle]

absolutely love jeff ross' laugh

[AvatarOfGames]

he really knows how to paint a picture in your mind

[IStoleYourPotatoes]

Epic narrative on Joan River's pussy! Too MF funny!!!

[wwizman]

Gilbert is funny as hell. Joan Rivers looks like a fuckin Maniquen.

[DIVISIONINCISION]

Gilbert is a gangsta! He killed it and even Joan had a hard time topping that!

[JakeVhabae]

"But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch...like a dead komodo dragon..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[Weslo2]

gilbert is the man hahaha

[MarvelVulcan]

Hilarious stuff .

[danecook321]

His story made me cum!