British Army Answering Machine

[RawrItsAUnicorn]

:'3 the huts aren't as bad as you'd think. I spent my childhood in them.

[Cezza2010]

LOL. I'm in the RAF and this is HILARIOUS.

Hotels FTW.

[pizamoto]

RIPOFF of the USMC answering machine here on YouTube done 2 years earlier.

[GeekEnglish]

@pizamoto shut up please

[pizamoto]

@GeekEnglish

Oh, since you said please, then ok. lol

[GeekEnglish]

@pizamoto <3

[petbedding01]

@pizamoto The USMC answering machine says you should call the US Army if your crisis is small and close to the sea..

If you have a small crisis near the sea you call for a small amphibious force, Not the largest Army in the world.. So either the particular Marine who wrote it was an imbecile, or more likely, he copied this one without changing the script..

[pizamoto]

RIPOFF! of this...youtube.com/watch?v=NOg­8i0R3T1E&feature=related

[bigjohn697791]

this is so fucking true lol... I know i am in the army is funny the bastards are trying to screw use over with or pensions the older guys like me on the old pension

[stevedibbs]

Thought this is hilarious, love the comment about cocktail parties and bunting, am in the RN !. She sounds like a fox too - would shag her on the strenght of that alone!!

[soflo23]

Wasn't this the usmc answering machine?

[benwaites88]

LOL at the RAF bit, sure is true, we did have a good craic in the air force compared to the army

[nighthawk006phoenix]

lol!

[Lovejames47]

i don't care what anyone else thinks, personally i love it. If anyone couldn't see this as a joke - they need to take some happy pills, fast. Joking aside, It truly shows how much of our forces are involved trying to sort out other people's wars - not defending our own shores and being short shafted while they do it, as usual.

[bkermike]

the pension, work,  and relationship thing was spot on.

[babycakesxox100]

BULLSHIT :(

[leeham991]

This is pretty ironic really. It takes the piss out of British soldiers, and then displays anger as how everyone treats them like shit.

[isateq]

watch.. "IB kid vs regular teacher: epic war" its hilarious!

[09jeveritt]

wtf what number did you ring like

[skrullion]

What a rip off. this is nothing but a copy cat of the USMC answering Machine which was done 2 years earlier. Get your own Material and stop copying others.

[Tony2438]

@skrullion Shunt up

[skrullion]

@Tony2438 no, you shut up.

[jaygough]

you should have kept it as AGAI'd.

good effort tho

[S0N0FLIBERTY]

Oh, I am one happy American paratrooper. It doesn't matter where you go. Soldiers are Soldiers. The humor, the comradery, the overall uselessness of the navy and the "punch the clock" civilian style of work of air force.. Good to know. Good to know.

[LastODSTStanding]

@S0N0FLIBERTY The first sentence of that statement is an oxymoron.

Kidding. Though there are a number of good jokes about the the sanity of paratroopers (the lines between bravery and insanity often blur). Thank you for your service.

[rolandi100]

I did 22 years in the infantry - I still have tears in my eyes - my ribs hurt so much - esp the RAF bit - well and the RN - just brill - well done

WO2 Royal Green Jackets (retired)

[SaraDuncan]

This is an age old joke that has been put in audio. If you're in the Army Moleman and don't think it's funny, maybe the Army is not for you

[CJOKUSAP]

I'd respect all militaries more if they were just honest about the fact they had no qualms about recruiting people who get a hard-on when firing a gun at live targets while dressed in a cool uniform with loads of pockets for ammo. Just make sure you keep the fuckers busy and as far away from me and mine, as possible, m'kay?

[bkkrazy1]

wow you just copied this from the us marine corps answering machine and changed location

[j69d]

Have to be in the right sort of mind to be able to laugh at it, i found the humor in it but im sure some people wouldnt be as flexable.

[HarryPotterAddict11]

lol epic

[moleman9000]

Fuck this

[PunkRockRae]

@moleman9000 Now that's not very nice now is it?...

[moleman9000]

@PunkRockRae Sorry, my anger from another comment on a different video kinda got vented in this. Funny, but not everything said in it about the armed forces is true.

I am in the British Army.

[PunkRockRae]

@moleman9000 No worries, but if you read the information for the video you would have seen that it was done in jest. I have a lot of friends in the Army too and I respect and support every facet of the British Military :)

[MrGlies]

@PunkRockRae Computer says no...

[Mathius99]

heard the EXACT same thing except it was about the US.Marines

[ShitMovies2000]

Yeah :)

[tenebrargenta]

@Mathius99 and it was better and funnier



[AscWardy]

lmao funny stuff.

[Deathblow90]

Fantastic!