Live at the Apollo - MICHAEL McINTYRE - Buying a Hoover

[DWAWrestling]

ITS HOSE TIME

[mohsenboro]

@poniesandpuppies27 except for the 1 idiot disliker lool :)

[GDWGlos]

A Hoover is a brand name. Vacuum Cleaner is it's correct term. Just saying.

[poniesandpuppies27]

i cant even see the dislike bar.....

[96climber96]

most shows you only laugh at when your with people not on your own, he is the only comedian who actually makes me shake with laughter when im on my own!

[TheManInBlack2003]

lmao... made me laugh so much when he was talking about the nail or paper clip on the carpet hahahahaha

[ropuchK]

"Was that a bit of grit? Was that a piece of money?? Or is that the Treasure of the Sierra Madre??? Must know, must find out..." Who would have thought that hoovering can be such a great topic in comedy!

[ShnuckFuckle]

oh my god i work in Comet and incidentally sell hoovers - i somehow feel i have a claim to fame simply because he mentioned the place i work at haha i feel well special now

[kittyliz701]

i can't help but laugh when i hoover now XD

[snusbaron]

one person picked up the nail

[TheManInBlack2003]

@snusbaron idk he was talking about actually picking up the nail.. that's why it's so funny cuz thats what most people do.. lol I think one person didn't pick up the nail

[doctorwho35]

@ 1:09 it looks like Jess from 'The Real Hustle'... in fact I think it is :)

[TheWoWRevelation]

@doctorwho35 it is

[doctorwho35]

@TheWoWRevelation Lol thort so :P

[MrFleck1981]

love this so funny

[OfficialDJXenon]

1:44 how the F**K can he make that noise?

[shantitown91]

one sad soul doesn't have a hoover

[superchav911]

the man has no shame :'-)) love him

[MrBethFan]

It's funny 'cause it's true :D

[10400274]

i stand my ground and hoover out. who follows in behind?

[titofdeath]

The noise he makes to imitate the hoover is the funniest thing xD

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Michael isn't gay :)

[superchav911]

@TomKennyIsLovely one of the campest men goin :'-) but still a legend 

[TomKennyIsLovely]

@superchav911 The legend part I'll agree with :) But honestly, he has a wife and two sons.

[superchav911]

@TomKennyIsLovely he admits to bein camp :'-) i love him one of the funniest comedians goin!!

[suzieblue1984]

@TomKennyIsLovely camp and gay are two different things...common mistake!! straight men can be camp

[Zezza12]

This one is extra fun cuz you know that that's exactly how you do xD

[scamrasc]

every word of that was so frickin true!

[purgurl91]

Why can he read my mind?

[PsychoticSnake]

"and it's silver"

That always cracks me up.

[jennifermartin92]

@PsychoticSnake it's the hand gesture. that's what does me in.

[PsychoticSnake]

@jennifermartin92 same with the gesture.

[demakeupverslaafde]

this man can even make a hoover funny, facking genius!

[Charapova100]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo XD

[ShannonLtv]

ROFL.

[Jessicaaoxox1]

lol as soon as i started watching this.. my mum started hoovering..so i went downstairs to see how she hooverd and she does stand her ground hahahahah!

[SeanRey55]

he came out gay last week :(

[sarah24394]

@SeanRey55 He's married with two kids, he's not gay!

[thebethangel]

@SeanRey55 He's definately not gay, but so what if he is? Wouldn't change that he's a comedy genius :)

[55cbyrne]

@thebethangel

he isn't, he;s married 

[Bibiwolfhound]

i hoover my sisters hair

[hughcarolan1992]

he forgot the part where yu hoover yur cock

[Jessicaaoxox1]

your jokes are alll so true...you never fail to make me laugh , your hilarious!

[theneverforgotten123]

And btw, dont watch this with a cup of coffee in your hand lol

[theneverforgotten123]

You gotta love good ol' McIntyre

[TheIpodfreak1385]

Man no comedian can beat Michael

[bumblenerd]

Michael Mcinyre is the most WAWESOMESTED comedian in the whole entire world ...cant wait for him 2 judge britians got talent this year : D x x

btw wawesomested is my mix between aweosme and wicked lol

[duckiemailjd1]

its the noise XD

[mrsbethanylovesyou]

1 person hoovers themselves and doesnt want to admit it x

[Devoncountrygirl]

Haaahha! This is so true! I can relate to this so much.. You just feel the need to hoover yourself :)

[Devoncountrygirl]

Haahaa.. This is so true! I can relate to this so much!.. You just feel the need to hoover yourdelf :)

[cyclocius]

Everyone hoovers their own hand. If they say they don't then they're lying.

[HattieJane15]

just hoovering my room now....this makes it more fun!!

[callum585]

Whos the one person who dint find this funny?

[188043]

He hoovered his hand, then he looked around to make sure he was alone before hoovering his nipple, then...oh crap...the hoover attacked his face!!! So funny!!!!!

[LadyTopaz11]

the last joke about hoovering yourself made me literally ROFL

[Lozarouy]

what a fucking massive cunt

[sassysoph9614]

@Lozarouy dont watch him then. its obvious.

[samsung54369]

@Lozarouy Yea well you smell bad like toast thats slightly overdone

[McBossesProductions]

Try to watch this without laughing :D

[sassysoph9614]

''ooooooOOOOOOOH'' so funny lol

[ilovechaddylan]

OMGOMG HE IS SO FUNNY"A

[mrkmclachlan06]

It's 1:27 in the morning and I have just burst out laughing at the hoovering yourself bit.

[pevpevpevpev]

"This could be dangerous, for the health of my hoover."

[CardClashersHub]

1 person is a cunt

[aggzicle]

he looks so chinese when he does the noise of the paperclip up the hoover

lmao

[TereruTsuki]

ROFL, Hoovering up paperclips or anything small and metallic, just to hear the noice... I love to do that! XD

Love Michael McIntyre, he is the best English comedian ever!

[Ebbs1204]

My God, I can't keep quiet when watching Michael McIntyre.......don't watch him when you're meant to be asleep - you'll get caught! :) So. Funny!

[1880frankfurt]

@Ebbs1204 That's what i'm doing right now and guess what, I got caught!

[Petewall003]

@Ebbs1204 that is happening to me right now haha

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@Ebbs1204 I only actually got caught once...but I know what you mean

[spore1mew]

@Ebbs1204 i wish i read that sooner. xD

[DrarryForever]

This is so utterly brilliantly funny, because EVERYONE can relate to it!

Everyone is either a Technique 1 or 2 User, there are NO other types of hoover-ers! And Michael has it exact!

The paperclip analogy - WE ALL DO THAT.

Michael McIntyre is truly comedy at it's best.

[Mortthemoose]

what kind of hooverer are you???? ha ha!

[baps1994]

hilarious!!

[shiffordboyz]

this joke is funny lol ecspecialy when he says about hoovering yourself lol

[martha368]

LMAO! =D

EPIC! he's so funny!

1: michael mcintyre.

2: rhod gilbert.

xD

[jcraner]

woo hoo ooo

[Drummerneb]

most people say similar jokes but improve on it hard to keep it fresh after every gig

[diljeetdulay]

You got the sign language gag?

[pirates09rock]

LMAO!!!! :)