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  • Albeit Sir Geldof has helped feed the world? I don't know has he! I think he is a scruff, and jealous of Brand's popularity. What exactly in the English language does Cunt mean? Are you calling someone a Vagina? If so that is a good thing, I have one and I like it. I have been told it is rather nice. How about calling Sir Geldolf a Cock. Or penis head, penis breathe, small ugly penis head. I like that! Way to go Russell, fun and witty as usual. Never mind the Bollocks!

  • The insult makes no sense. Bob Geldof has been "dining out" (so to speak) for the last 25 years on making sure that people have enough to eat. Not his music. That's the horse he's been flogging. Russell Brand making up a scenario to make a joke fit is not demonstration of quick-wittedness. It's a demonstration of being a cunt. Which is exactly what Mr Geldof nailed him as...

  • What a fucking smug ass. Who calls someone a cunt for no reason?

  • hahahahahah russell brand is just too good to insult

  • Bob Geldof has more talent in his little finger than that numpty Brand has in his whole body.

  • @TheWearsider Russell brand would also never call anyone a cunt for no reason.... Whos the real asshole?

  • @TheWearsider are you having a laugh?! 

  • someone explain the joke please?

  • @ronfan69 Bob Geldof's song, "I Don't Like Mondays", was a bit of a one-hit wonder... I guess Russell's suggesting that he used it as a meal ticket all these years, making him an expert on famine himself :)

  • @ronfan69

    the joke is it's brits making fun of other brits, and only brits know what the f is going on here...lol

  • Bob Geldof, who like that other 'green' fraudster Sting were regular users of Concorde at £2000 per seat one way. I wonder how many starving Africans that would have fed.

    It's bewildering to think how such an untalented, egotistical, self-righteous twat like Geldof could have got so far and to become so wealthy. He can afford to forget the Africans now, they served his purpose. Just goes to show you can fool most of the people most of the time, just like with the man-made climate change scam.

  • @CrankCase08 what fuckin bullshit opinion you fukin mental case

  • @sodisrespectfulify I'd rather be mental than be a thick-as shit brainwashed dipstick like you who can't even provide rationale to support your pathetic and petty insults.

  • @CrankCase08 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllll

  • Never insult the funniest guy in the room who also happens to have a microphone....

  • Geldof = pea-brained, hypocritical Irish bastard.

  • that's what he gets lol ... russell had the last word lol

  • brand outwitted him bigtime, his daughters are the cunts anyway

  • Brand is about as funny as fucking cancer

  • You may think that but he's not as big of a cunt as Bob or Bono.

  • @ZombieNation2010 I've never fucked Cancer.

  • i want russells babies =]

  • Go Russ

    Was so glad to hear Geldof got such a bad reaction for his comment. articles saying he badly misjudged the room in his attack on Russell and said it really just made most the audience quite uncomfortable.

    This was a great response from russell. Russell was quite hurt by Geldof saying this so i hope his response left Geldof stinging a little.

  • geldof is a cunt..

    help british ppl u trampy lookin prick what the fuck have africa got 2 do with us u cuntttt..

    i love brandy

  • Um, Britain basically raped Africa of a load of it's commodities and then left it in the shit! Why the hell do you think that around 60% of African countries have English, French or Portuguese as their official language?! Do some history research you turd!

    Anyway, irregardless of whether or not Britain has "anything to do with Africa", it's just the decent thing to do to help the needy.

  • haha u ignorant imbecile.

    africa never had it so good as when it was in britains spectacular empire.

    we give them independance and they are fucking morons who couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery!!

    research? i got an A at history a-level u dickk.

    the decent thing to do is help the people who are in need in our own country. thats whats important, not people who would not give us the time of day if it was us who needed help.

  • Oh wow, an A in History A-Level!

    Well if we're boasting about qualifications: I was in the top 5 percentile in the UK at History A-level so I know that there is NOTHING about Africa in the syllabus! But I graduated last year with a BSC Hons in International Relations, so I now know A LOT about it.

    I am half British and half Ghanaian, and that country was wealthier than Britain BEFORE colonialisation! The colonialists left Africa without a sound political infrastructure, which is...

  • well actually the suez crisis is touched upon but i accept your point that africa is not really involved in the syllabus but you asked me to do history research and i was merely pointing out that i am well informed historically.

    well that is simply untrue. the fact you are half ghanaian means nothing. africa's countries are unable to look after themselves and that is why they're in the state that they are in.

  • Um, the fact that I'm half-Ghanaian means that I know that it has TWICE the per capita output of any other WA country and that Nigeria's economy is growing about 3x faster than the UK's!

    Africa's problem is despotism. It's mostly Western-endorsed, which is the problem!

    I can appreciate how you think that a country should look after it's citizens first, and I agree with that too, but you have to understand how much Britain's economy depends on the outside world. We import most of our food...

  • Oh sweet i am in my final year of International Relations where did yo study?

  • part of the reason why some countries have the problems that they do today.

    I'm not laying the blame solely at Britain's door though, but it's important to understand the legacy of colonialism when discussing Africa's problems.

    I'm in the unique position of coming from a British family that can trace it's roots back 1000 years and therefore probably made some of it's fortune from slavery, as well as an African family that made a killing!

  • smegalrockz:- "bob is a cunt...hes tryed to make himself famous with all his charity crap and it hasnt worked"....

    Hasn`t "worked"!?...You ignorant fucks. He does this "charity crap" as you say,`cos he believes in feeding the starving (what a meaningless endeavor)...and cares about more than what his hair looks like.

    The navel-gazing MTV generation (pretty much everybody commenting on this thread) make me fucking sick.

    ...Thats not to say I don`t like Russell Brand, because I do.

  • there's no denying mister angry has done a lot of selfless charity work , alas there is also no denying the the man is a humorless ,ego driven washed up grade A annoying old cunt

  • haha i second that!

  • Sir cuntalot did do alot for charity but did he do it single handed...no he fucking didnt, he's always been a scruffy looking shite but thats not the point..the point is that he thinks he's bigger and better than everyone..he's not he's just a bigger cunt thats all...

  • Brand is spot on about Geldof...Geldof's band were shit, he's a crap musician and deep down he really wishes he was famous for his music rather than his campaigning. Brand's comment must have really hurt him.

  • Lol, love how he insults him, then just gets right on with the best film like nothing's happened.

  • hahaha go on Russell get that idiot

  • ACTUALLY he wrote the joke with his writer Matt previous to the awards sensing tension from geldof, watch him talk about it all on his standup

  • no suprise to me..a good comedian would have come up with something better than that spontaneously..clearly BOb got it right and i aint no fan of his, but Russell is a talentless wanker, never even made me crack a smile..just shows you "the media is the message" these days, and people have no judgement for themselves...wankers like him..

  • melancholymangababe, that doesn't suprise me at all.. i mean he would have at least a little bit of comic talent it was a spontaneous rebuff, but Russell Blands whole career is media created, reckon he's got a 100 joke writers..yet not one thing he's said has even cracked a smile in me..

  • dude, you should look at him doing an improv scene for his audition for forgetting sarah marshal. You dont by the sort of humor that he has, to get on top he would've had to have been by him self at one point ...

  • bob is a cunt and hes blate jealous coz hes tryed to make himself famous with all his charity crap and it hasnt worked,hes a wannabee and russell is a legend!! xxx

  • Sir Gandlolfs face is a treat - the tosser

  • hahaha geldofs face made me laugh so hard

  • geldof is a prick who has done nothing for music

  • @canadaonly2 live aid ?

  • Good for Russell - f**king hate that tosser Geldof. Seriously wish the miserable Irish c**t would die. Biggest hypocrit in the world telling me and the rest of the British public to give more money to charity while he sits in his multi-million pound London house. F**KING W**KER!!!

  • PS a "quick-witted retort"? The twat had about 3 minutes to come up with it.

  • Doubt you could have thought anything better.

  • Perhaps not, but nobody is paying me to.

  • crabtastic - it's a great line and the fact he had only 30 seconds to come up with it makes it all the more clever.

  • if you don't like his presenting style, which most people think is wonderful, why watch videos with russell in them?

  • Russell Brand- a worthless oxygen thief who's marginally less funny than being accused of child molestation.

  • hmmm...that's interesting because you claim, in a ridiculously stupid way, that you hate him by using his line that he used at the secret policeman's ball - weird how you think he's so unfunny but use his joke isn't it?

    and also, if that's the kinda language you're going to use to describe a fantastic comedian you don't like, what lexicon have we left for say, paedophiles or murderers?

  • Oh do fuck off bob geldof! Your face at the end said it all, you are a tool. Russell is KING! end of.

  • His face at the end..its pricless :)

  • agreed =) - bloody brilliant =)

  • russell is god!!! i cant wait to get my copy of "my booky wook" signed by him 2moz!!!

  • bloody hate that audience for clappin, so horrible, poor russ, but sweet comeback, absolutely adore u!

  • Russell introduces him as Sir Bobby Gandalf too. THAT is genius.

  • well done russ! = P =D

    how much more sexy can russell brand get? =)

    anyway, great career ahead of him =D

  • bob geldof is an idiot and his face at the end is priceless.

    long live King Brand!!!

  • I LOVE RUSSELL

  • u titled it quick witted lol, he had preempted it, he says so in his dvd

  • Can you please upload all of the stuff he says about Bob Geldof please, if u have it that it.

    This is what he was talking about on his dvd (f88king hilarious) thanx for uploading

  • haha, i usually hate russell brand, but this has changed my mind completely. That was hilarious, also Bob Geldof is a cock

  • Russell = comedy genius

    download his weekly podcast off itunes its hilarious

  • i love his podcasts!!! they are pure genius. noel galagher isn't alone, we all love russell :P

  • I don't understand the Brand hate? He was just called a cunt on national television, naturally he's going to defend himself! Plus up untill Gandalf called him a cunt all the bantar was strictly tongue and cheek, I guess Sir Bobby got a bit of a bee in his bonnet about possibly becoming a figure of ridicule other than people having their tongue physically inserted in his anus.

  • I just don't find the guy funny, his act is basically taking coke and going onstage, but Geldof is far, far worse. Nice to see the sanctimonious rich bastard get the smile wiped from his face!

  • He doesn't take coke. he doesn't have caffeine. he's a recovering alcoholic and heroine addict.

  • not alcoholic! sex a holic baby

  • lol that was pro

  • ooooooooo ouch burn!

  • geldofs a fanny....but brands a total arseholeofashitbagofacunt! i hate him....alot! xx

  • He's such a leprechaun. I used to see him daily because I went to his daughters' primary school, and until I found out he was famous I thought he was a hobo.

  • Good on Russell. Gelof needed to be taken down a peg.

  • legendary!

  • go russ! he rocks,and the sir bobby gandalf thing is hilarious if he cant take a joke he needs help.his face at the end! lmao he was beaten

  • HAHA that was a great comeback but it was funnier when bob geldoff called him a cunt trying to be funny and no one laughed and look at his face at the end dont dish it out if you cant take it. Wanker.

  • Yes, I agree but the whole miscalculation by Geldhof of his own popularity and wit is typical of the man. His singing voice is the thinnest most strained sound of strangulation I ever heard in the 80's/90's too. He is as up his own bum hole as it is possible to be without the need for surgery.

  • you just made my day!

  • watch the story of how he came up with that line by searching for russel brand live dvd part 4

  • lol Geldof's a wanker and his daughters a tart, go Russ!!

  • i hate bobs daughter peaches coz she nearly split noel fielding and dee plume up by saying she was going out with him when she wasn't!!! wot a bitch dee plume is way better than peaches geldof and for those who dont know dee just search for robots in disguise which is hers and her mates band there cool

  • i hate bobs daughter peaches geldof coz she nearly split noel fielding and dee plume up by saying she was going out with him when she wasnt!!! wot a bitch

  • midge ure started band aid not bob!

  • I went to primary school with his daughters (Peaches in the year above me, Pixie in the year below) and so I met him nearly every day while waiting to be picked up. I was quite young (from age 6 to about age 11), but I spoke to him every now and then (not realising how famous he was - I just knew him as Peaches' dad) and while he was nice-ish too me, I could tell he had a nasty streak to him if he so desired.

  • hahahaha! what an insult! anyone have the whole thing in higher quality? Including the part where Geldof insults Russ?

  • They're both cunts, as it seems from reading the comments, are their fans.

  • Aw, lol. Poor Russ ... he did say afterwards he was actually quite upset about the cunt comment.

    He should have come back with that xD

    And I DO like bob geldof, but you cant just call russ a cunt on "tv that his mom is watching".

  • Quote: Bob Geldof Is A Wanker And Started That Silly Famine Thing To Win The Publics Hearts Over And Get Back In The Spotlight...

    Now for saying that, you really are a cunt!

    Oh and btw, am I just showing my age or does the word legend get bandied about far to easily nowadays?

  • dining, dining out on I don't like mondays. And for that to be premeditated it means bob geldofs crappy comment also had to be

  • Haha, that made me laugh. Anyone got a video of the actual insult?

    Russell Brand is awesome, managing to insult someone like Bob Geldof is impressive ^^

    x

  • You mean what Bob said to him? He went up to the mike and said "Russel Brand. What a cunt." and then walked off!

    Does anyone know what Russel says about "dough bite sundays" or something? I can't hear him

  • "dough bite sundays" ? are you serious? It' s I don't like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats, very big hit in the 80's. How old are you?

  • Thanks! :)

  • you're welcome :)

  • I'm 15, so I was born in 91. Bob Geldof is before my time, haha!

  • yeah but jedeyeworrior ure a cunt 4 saying tht bout russell he is the greatest!!!! (well him and noel fielding)

  • russell brand?. I've got more wit in my left bollock than that piece of jack sparrow wanna be shite. geldof was right - he is a cunt. but geldof is also one so that makes them even

  • The great thing about this is that it's two cunts savaging each other! It's like putting crack into the ghettos and watching the blacks kill each other over it. Hilarious! Both of these twats are supercilious arseholes and to see them rip lumps out each other is a total joy!

  • all you lot saying russell deserved what Geldof said THATS RHUBARB he is an amazing man,a great comedian and geldof deserved that comeback.well done russell!

  • A gentle, and may i say, tame tirade of abuse from La Brand is nothing compared to what that evil, murderer Geldof deserves

  • been dying out on 'i don't like mondays' for 30 years..." This was definitely pre-thoughtout,not fking quick wit and definitely not funny,the funniest thing was that prick brand's embarresed look when geldof said it,also geldof's grimace at the end is fking priceless

  • idiot.

  • of course it was thought out, he was presenting an awards ceremony, hes hardly gonna just make it up as he goes along

  • Russell Brand is a c**t because he can't laugh at himself (the smug little shit).

  • Ha ha it's about time someone said something about Geldof. I'm fed up with everyone kissing his a**e all the time. Why dosen't he help all these poor people out but not brag about it. Do it for selfless reasons. Plenty of people do their bit but don't feel the need to brag about it so people will give them a pat on the back! Well done Russell!!!

  • good comeback but russell brand is not only a cunt, he is the epitome of the word cunt

  • russel brand rocks n his live dvd is halarious. wkd comeback

  • He called Russel a cunt because he introduced him as "Sir Bobby Gandalf" and said "Here's a live link to Bono via a satellite orbiting his own ego". Harsh. But his come back was fucking excellent.

  • It's actually "dining", that was kinda the whole point of the joke. Russell Brand is a quick-witted and intelligent comedian, the people who slate him are usually judging him on his appearance, his Big Brother stuff and the tabloid media's perception of him. That's what I did until I saw his stand-up stuff, which made me realize how wrong I was.

  • Haz86 your right here hes a very talented man Russell Brand and peopel judge him by the way he looks and Bob Geldoff deserved what russell sed shouldnt of called him a c*** =)

  • "been dying out on 'i don't like mondays' for 30 years..." ROFLMAO!!! XD XD XD

  • haha, what a pathetic argument, im loving the name btw gubblegum, hilarious!!! but yeh, he did start it, that's why I'm tellin on you!!!

  • I saw him do a live gig in Salisbury two days ago, and he was very funny! He did however go on about his Bob Geldof put down (it was brilliant though) but I sensed a bit of guilt on his part.

  • russell brand slayed geldof...and fair play to him,geldof is so up his own arse!! he deserves alot more of slating really! and his super annoying daughter.

  • he called him "bobby gandalf" and i think because live8 had recently happened geldof thought he deserved more respect from this junkie, unoriginal nobody.. and yes, brand is painfully unoriginal.

  • Russell Brand has been clean for over 3 years!I dont call someone like that a junkie.its is one hell of an achievment.Hes an incredibly funny man,if youve ever seen his stand up you will realise how good he actually is.Peace.

  • since when was calling someone a silly name showing that you had no respect for them whatsoever?

  • There was no reaction from the audience, though. They were probably all stunned that Geldof was the same megalomaniacal (but brilliant) tosser that that he always was. Or maybe the joke wasn't that 'haha' funny. Either way, Geldof and Brand were actually both right, and I happen to like and dislike both of them.

  • Russell Brand is an arse but he is funny sometimes. SIR Bob Gandalf however is a bigger arse whose career and fortune was saved by Live Aid etc. He has dining out on that for 22 years.

  • I'd just like to say that the reason SIR Bob Geldolf called im a C&"# is because Brand had insulted him when he collected an award.

  • brand is brill

    geldof needs to chill

  • what i liked most about this was how Brand whinged on and on about this incident afterwards, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. The big junkie cunt

  • What do you mean? the only time he's even talked about it that I know of were - 1) When he was asked about it and he said It was like Father Christmas calling me a cunt". 2) On Jonathan Ross when Ross brought it up, and 3) On Big Mouth, when there had been a story in the Daily Star about Geldof stopping Peaches from going to Ibiza in case Brand followed her.

  • I liked whoever said 'It doesn't take a genius to point out Geldof's flaws, Russell Brand sickens me'.

    they didn't point out the fact that what Brand said was topical and fairly intelligent, rather than Geldof's stab at humour; profaning.

  • Well done Russell. Geldoff's a mouthy old bitch, should be put in his place

  • Russell Brand's genius...i'm quite glad he said that to be honest..it's true lol..Geldofs too sanctimonious anyways

  • geldof got totally outplayed by brand. brand aint no legend - thats proposterous - but he is funny

  • suck it to yaz ,mon brand, ya couple a fanniez

  • Ah look at Geldof's face!

    I love that Brand character, oh yes. >)

  • Hahahaha, pwn3d.

  • how very anglo-saxon of sir bob.

  • love it too true, what is witty bout calling brand a cunt ey? childish man, he deserved that.

  • Russell Brand is just not funny. I think Geldof was right in calling him a c*nt.

  • It doesn't take a genius to point out Geldof's flaws, Russell Brand sickens me

  • how the fuck can you call russel brand a legend- your putting him on the same pedestal as bruce lee and john lennon- hes a fucking prick plain and simple.

  • There's a small difference between a comedian, a kung-fu pioneer, and a shit musician. Duh!

  • Can any Russell Brand fan here actually spell correctly?

    Bunch of chavs.

    He's a twat, like you.

  • At least we all come from Britain, you Arabian piece of shit.

  • Exactly how did you divine that Im an Arabian piece of shit?

    Let me guess, you're one of the chavs that loves Russell Brand.

    Your name suits you, an oaf you are indeed.

    Peasant scum.

  • lol, how stereotypical can you get?

    With an attitude like that, I'm glad you're not one of his fans.

    Learn some manners and people might actually respond to you with respect.

  • Why would I show respect in replying to someone who wrote "At least we all come from Britain, you Arabian piece of shit"...

    And how exactly is it stereotypical hmm? You dont even say why, but yea, good one?

  • Lol, sweetie, if you start off by calling all Russel Brand fans chavs then you deserve every ounce of rudeness that you get.

    And yeah, if you had half a brain you could work out that I was refering to the chavs comment when I called you stereotypical. It's statements like that, that make me really, really pity people as small minded as you. Not that the other guy was any better, but meh. At the risk of sounding childish, you did start it.

  • You sound childish.

  • Seriously, that was the best you could come up with?

    I suggest you touch up on your debating skills before you post something rude again, unless of course you enjoy being demolished in an argument...

  • You call that demolishing me?

    Don't flatter yourself love...

  • brands a twat

  • i wrote 'make bob geldof history' on my make poverty history band as did my best mate who goes to school with pixie hahahaha!

  • good old russel brand, though there should be more trevor lock videos too

  • I remember a few years back going to a protest outside the Capital FM building when they had Bob Geldof hosting a show on London's formerly-beloved indie station X-FM. The assembled crowd were gathered just below the studio headquarters in Leicester Square pointing upward and chanting "BOB'S A WANKER!" I hear that cry everytime I see Bob Geldof now...

  • true shit that is

  • cyerdigger-all of wot u sed bob did has nufink to do wiv musik so why is he at the nme awards? hes a business man and a politician so u shudnt trust him

  • russel brand is a bird wooo! fuckin ledgned hes wicked and totally right!

  • make poverty history... wont happen in a million years... we'd be better off if we made bob gelfof history

  • Russell is fantastic and I bet Bob wished he never mentioned a word now !! and yes, Bob has had 4 rubbish albums, and only 1 half decent pop song in 30 years....dining out ? u can say that again !

  • long live russel brand

  • Bob Geldof Is A Wanker And Started That Silly Famine Thing To Win The Publics Hearts Over And Get Back In The Spotlight, Russell Is A Pure Hilaric Genius And Bob Geldof Calling Him A Cunt Was (In My Opinion) Biggest Pot - Kettle - Black Of The Century

  • haha well done Russell.

  • Bob Geldof has not been dining out on I don't like Mondays for 30 years. Completely independent of music, co-owned an extremely successful TV company which produced, among other things, The Big Breakfast, on Channel 4 as well as various other business interests. That company was sold for $7 million. He also co-owned a travel company, which was sold for $17 million.

  • Russell is a comedy genious and complete and utter legend.. geldoff is a tosser who's been dining out on i don't like mondays for 30 years (i jst made that joke up myself)

  • Russell Brand is fabulous.

  • Russel brand is a wankering bastard and bob is a brilliant man and has had four solo albums so russel can fucking fuck off

  • russel brand is a cunt.bob is a fabulous man and a brilliant musician-he has not been dining out on i dont like mondays because he has had 4 solo albums since then and god knows how mnay world tours

    the mans a enius so fuck off

  • He He!!! Russell deserved what Geldof said he is a c**t! He Completley ruined the nme awards last year. Good On yer Bob!

  • i dont understand it lol, what does he mean by "i dont like modays"?

  • it was a song by the boomtown rats (theyr genius')

  • i thought it was comeback of the century