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  • It's Dr. seuss (sooce) not soyce.

  • fuck ads

  • Penn's kind of people is my kind of people.

  • Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

  • Awesome.

  • I love it! I can relate to the Libertarian comment, I piss everyone off at a party. I'm agnostic, so I piss off both sides on that issue. Now I can correct people on their pronunciation of Seuss! Thanks Penn!

    Seriously, great video! Thanks, RJ

  • Haha... yeah, lets all be a-holes. lol.. thanks penn.

  • @TripperLV hahahaha same here

  • hhaha!

    great stuff!

  • love it

  • that was a hell of a punch line at the end.

  • HAHAHA oh man i bust a nut laughing at that

  • I'll tell them I'm a libertarian, but I'm not an atheist :p

  • @youskinfan "It's pronounced Seuss, I'm a libertarian, and I'm not an atheist."

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  • my favorite is The Sneetches.

  • But you're my favorite atheist, and even I as a Christian trust you, I just respectfully disagree sometimes :)

  • I loved the A-OK at the end.

    Rock that 666 Penn!

  • Did anyone else hear that Penn called the south park guys in tears when he learned they had told reporters that they weren't atheists?

  • and listen to the Residents! That'll make ya REALLY unpopular when you try to get someone to listen to the Sousa half of Stars and Hank Forever!

  • Satanism can be perfectly atheistic, different denominations basing their ideals on self-improvement and self-worship, while keeping a perfectly atheistic view of the universe. Study up on the types of Satanism.

  • its called satanism not humanism

  • It's called LaVey satanism.

  • how bout not.......

  • Why not?

  • Penn - there are people in other places watching your insightful spots- Sydney, Australia is where I am and think your views are on the money. We don't have libertarians here but I think we should start.

  • Didn't know that! 8D Awesome.

  • Sorry, Penn: While you are correct as to the German pronounciation of the name, TG himself pronounced it "soose" to evoke a connection with "Mother Goose".

  • 2 things I don't like about libertarianism

    1.Under libertarianism they say you can do whatever you want..then take responsibility for it,so what about human error and making mistakes, or being naive or being eccentric and it leading to bad choices..

    2,What about people who don't have the right combination of characteristics or talents to the right degree for success are they to just be poor and accept being poor with all the problems that go with it?

  • 1. Accepting human error means that when you rightfully take responsibility for your actions, they don't demand that you take more than your share of the responsibility.

    2. Kind of, yes. On the other hand, it's clear that just letting a class of people suffer will naturally produce suffering in the richer realms as the poor become desparate, so logic dictates that those who are doing the jobs which garner the least pay are never the less paid enough to live decently, and with dignity.

  • 2. Well social welfare (handed down from up high), you can't believe it was put there because nobody cared or because nobody could do anything...

    And if you remove the 'goverment-does-it-all-lets-no­t-care'' more so, you'd have people more willing to give voluntary...(atleast I would)

  • I wonder if Penn ever reaserched Bible Prophecy

  • I wonder if Penn knows Seuss was a Christian?

  • so why didn't he spell it Soix so we could pronounce it right.

    ??

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  • lol

  • Not all atheists are intelligent like you. There are some real nuts mixed in there. Like the dreaded devil worshippers.

  • Nope, devil worshipers aren't atheists. Atheists don't believe in devils. Peace.

  • Actually there are some atheist/Satanists out there.

  • It's like being a hot dog-eating vegetarian or an astronaut that believes the earth is flat. "Satanic" just doesn't GO with "atheist". I'll believe it when I see it on a t-shirt. Peace.

  • I just said they existed I didn't say it made an ounce of sense to me.

    PS marilyn manson is one of them.

  • ho he isn't. your stupid.

  • Man you must be on some good drugs to write supid shit like that.

  • marilyn manson was not an atheist.

  • You do know he's alive right?

  • i don't keep up with the lives of celebrities. as i have my own life.

    especially those of whom who are infamous for acts against humanity.

  • If that's true than you shouldn't know anyhting about his religion or lack of.

  • i know my history.

    his acts took place before i was born. not the same thing.

    your in bad shape if thats your argument.

  • "his acts took place before i was born"

    Study hard in English kid.

  • much  smarter than you ; )

  • Me fail ingrish?

    da imposbl.

  • your so funny

    i think i like like you.

  • That would we 'levay' satanism, which is not the same as the imaginary christian satanist.

  • How can you be an atheist and believe in satan? Atheism is the philosophical position that deities do not exist. If you worship the devil, you are exactly that. Not an Atheist who worships the devil. You've been watching too much fox.

  • I'm just sating they exist I'm not saying they make an ounce of sense to me.

    PS marilyn manson is one of them.

  • Oh ok, I agree - doesn't make any sense to me either.

  • I beleive he's being sarcastic.

  • Hello afroschlan,

    "Religious " is a broad term, and can be used as an accusation or as praise. Marx, Darwin, Buddha, Kenneth Hagan, Mohammed, and Jim Jones also had, or have religious adherents, and these all pressed, or press their own dogmas. I am a follower of Jesus Christ. I hope this answers your question. Yet I enjoy and appreciate people who are vastly different than myself. Penn is so funny, and his sharp wit is amazing. Here we probably can agree! Cheers!

  • Penn, you are smart and funny! Not believing in God is certainly your choice. Dont get me wrong. It just seems odd to me that you spend so much time talking about how silly it is to believe in God. Just as all atheists are not the same, not all those who believe in God are the same. There are phonies and criminals on both sides of this issue. However, I do like you very much. You have a fine sense of humor, and a sharp mind that I quite enjoy.

  • So, you're religious hah?

  • Actually, the correct German pronunciation would be a Z sound at the beginning and not an S sound. Since this was already nitpicking, I thought I would enlighten.

  • Penn, please, please take you cock out of Glen Beck's asshole. He's clearly losing his mind. Please re-think that association. Teller? Tell him dude. Glen Beck is the dumbest guy on TV. His high ratings on FOX tell it all. FEMA-camps? Really? He's the BULLSHIT you need to be talking about.

  • What about FEMA camps,are you doubting their existence? if so you need to wake up and do some research

  • An alternative to the Dr. Seuss...

    Ask the guy if there's something about Cinderella that doesn't make sense. Let him think about it for a while. Then tell him.

    Everything else changed back at midnight. Why not that slipper?

  • ur funny man!

  • I didn't know that. His political cartoons from ww2 are real intresting stuff also.

  • That last sentence is the funniest.

  • Baked beans in tomato seuss

  • i thought his name was theodore geisel anyway, so what's the difference if we pronounce his assumed name incorrectly? eh well. I don't think it's going to change any time soon.

  • Dr Seuss is dead.

    Dead I said.

    Doc's in a box

    With dirt and rocks on his head.

  • You spelled the name wrong in your tags...

  • is dr.seuss pronounced the way he said it? can someone tell me please?

  • yes, because he then it rhymes with "rejoice". I read it in some facts book a while ago.

  • Yes, Dr. Suess is pronounced Dr. Soyce.

  • Rhymes with "choice".

  • Geisel himself switched to the Americanized pronunication because it "evoked a figure advantageous for an author of childrens books to be associated with—Mother Goose."[9]

    wikipedia

  • Todaypompeii is correct. I just got done reading the new Dr. Suess biography (about six months ago actually) and the authors do mention, as Penn correctly states, the original family name IS pronounced "SOICE", however Geisel himself choose the rhyming pronunciation of "SOOSE - GOOSE" for the reason todaypompeii just explained. I love Penn and Teller but I am surprised Penn did not know that, ah well can't know everything!

  • LOL Seuss was also a Christian.

  • Talking about missing the whole point.

  • What?

    I find it funny to remind faith haters that many of the people who had a wonderful effect on their childhoods were theists.

  • Rather remarkable isn't it? From J.R.R. Tolkien to C.S. Lewis - [though I'm not a fan of C.S. Lewis] they still haven't a clue as to the spiritual background of all those great inspired people who have touched thier lives. Personally, Panenthesim is the route that I travel, and more often than not, I find that Atheists are individuals that have issues with the already established religion and dogmatic procession - but each still have their own belief - but a belief none-the-less...

  • You can respect someone for certain things they did and not love everything about them. Come one, your comment was weak.

  • lol i think you'll find that that is the last thing you want to say to an atheist, some atheists go so far as to get offended at calling atheism a belief system. it strikes me as silly to get offended but do allow me to explain why someone might. a belief system entails a faith based ideology whereupon one takes things to be true upon hearsay, despite the lack of evidence. we atheists cannot reconcile such folly as such we do not harbor "beliefs," we in fact have a lack thereof.

  • I agree with you. I do. What I fond rather interesting is that every atheist that I have ever met tries to utilize the scientific method to support their lack of belief but what doesn't make sense is that scientific method can't prove a negative, so how then is atheism scientific? It's not, and therefore it is a system based on speculation and NOT fact. I find it a more scientific endeavor to look for proof, rather than to ignor It could be there.

  • This is also why I think that Richard Dawkins is the most intelligent moron on the face of the planet [that I know of]. He is brilliant, but seems to be totally absent minded concerning spirituality and religion. His arguements take the form of hard scientific analysis, but he misses the boat entirely by not acknowledging that atheism is more unscientific than actively searching to prove that God does exist! You can only falsify already established belief systems

  • you can not falsify that which has yet to be found. That is his biggest flaw - to maintain that God absolutely does not exist is more foolish than saying God does exist because if there isn't a God and you are wrong, you can always claim to be god yourself without any worry of retrobution - but if there is a God and you are wrong, thats a whole set of other problems...I choose to err on the side of caution for this reason - To me, there is a God that I don't fully understand, but I try every day

  • you are referring to pascal's wager, and it has no better odds than believing in allah, baal, zeus, thor, odin, or any other skybully that's been introduced. as a matter of probability, you should expect to goto hell for worshipping the wrong god.

  • Actually unlike zeus there is historical evidence that Jesus existed.

  • thats true....there were an ass ton of dudes named jesus back then as there are now.....its not as common now as it was then. the fact that there were dudes named jesus in the first few decades of the common era does not prove the existence of god in human form.........i could go on but i would just be quoting an episode of bullshit......a damn good episode at that.

  • Yeah well this guy was described as founding Christianiy by a Roman Historian who didn't even like Christians.

  • wheres the evidence that he healed the blind and cured ppl of polio and shit

  • In 2000 years where will we find evidence that you existed?

  • fossils most likely, and if not that, an archaeological discovery implying your existence, much like how we still have the Nude Woman from the paleolithic period. If existence is defined by what we left behind, then any piece connected to you proves your existence. Even if someone 2000 years from now cannot place a name, they can place the fact that, yes, someone existed to make this (insert thingy here).

  • Do you have any idea how few bones turn into fossils?

  • You are correct, but I will always select the choice with highest probability of being correct [which is determined through collecting evidence and facts etc..]- the atheist hasn't a chance because he doesn't give himself one, and thats the point pascal was making.

  • i'm curious to know where your evidence lies that the possiblity of a divine creator enjoys more than chance odds. there are thousands of gods in history.

    the atheist view that no creator exists is his option.

    it's not anyone's argument to prove that something doesn't exist, they have to prove that it does exist. if that were not the case, i choose the flying spaghetti monster as my savior, and his chances of existing are of an equal percentage with any god you choose to believe exists.

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  • find that most atheists have problems with what other people concider evidence of the existence of a Divine Creator, personally I concider existence itself evidence, and it IS the most persuasive evidence at hand. If I told you that I beleive that the sun was god, because it gives life, would you tell me I am wrong, that the sun is not real, or doesn't exist? No, I'm not so sure you could. So the atheist seems to have issues with people blindly believing in something way outside of their

  • ability to comprehend - that is called blind faith, and I also have a problem with people who fall into that trap. One other thing that seems to upset me is when I am thrown into the same category as a fundamentalist christian just because I choose to see evidence of the world as evidence of a Creator - I don't force other people to beleive as I do, nor do I condemn with hell fire, or even promise a paradise, so why should I be treated the same?

  • We wouldn't tell you the sun was not real!! We would say it is not god but we wouldn't say it wasnt real. It is right there, you can see it. Show me god. Also it is believe not beleive.

  • Well, the ancient egyptians believed that the sun was a god - so, would tell them that they were wrong? Their entire notion of 'god' was far different than the 'unseen' 'unknowable god'. That was the metaphorical point I was trying to make. The attributes that they gave RA where life giving, light giving, warmth, etc, etc - to them, that was god, now could you tell them that it isn't god according to their own idea of 'god'. Nope.

  • So that tells me that what the egyptians defined as god is different than the current accepted definition. Under thier definiton yes a god exists.

    Now the egyptans also aserted that this god traveled in a boat. I would dispute this claim as there is no evidence that I can see of that.

  • You have heard of analogy, and metaphor haven't you? Their concept of god was an anthropomorphisation of the sun, a life giving entity that defeats the darkness much the same way that the sky daddy god of the christians is supposed to be the light that conquers darkness - now, those people that LITERALLY believe in such things are off their rocker, on this I'm sure we can agree. But what I have proposed is simply a metaphor. IT's time that people realize it as such.

  • i agree.....i think being a atheist is even more silly than being a christian. if you're a christian thats cool.i used to be a christian until i wised up. i'm an agnostic....i think its the only logical way to be. is there a god? i dont know....i doubt it. is there no god? i dont know probably. i dont believe anything until its proven. not to mention, the worst people i've ever met were christian and i dont want to be associated with that kind of trash...there are good ones....but few

  • Damn...I always thought it was Dr. "Soose."

  • OK Then...im not sure what athist or libertarianism has to do with anything, Penn, this was like a crack head babbling mindlessly.....or, itwas a crackhead mindlessly babbling.....WTF

  • I love being a Libertarian Atheist

  • Oh no! Penn has Alzheimers!

  • Not quite, Penn. Geisel also switched pronunciations! "Dr. Seusss mother, also the daughter of German immigrants, was Henrietta Seuss, and when he appropriated the name for his books Dr. Seuss pronounced it in the German manner, soice, until he realized that Americans naturally read the name as soose, and that the American pronunciation of Dr. Seuss evoked a figure advantageous for an author of childrens books to be associated with—Mother Goose." -New Yorker

  • LOL Seuss was also a Christian.

  • thats not really the argument here is it

    but if you want to make it one - then he was a great children book author but a moron when it came to the topic of superstition

  • Or was he?

  • My Mom is from Germany and always used that same correct pronunciation of his name you mention. So when I was 7 and in school reading a Dr.Suess book aloud in our reading circle I got 'corrected' in school by the Librarian. Terrible childhood moment.

    It's great to be right so many years later.

  • Penn is trying to get us all killed by insane moms that are taking their children's Ritalin!

  • OMG lol How true.

  • Haha @ the end. Good stuff.

    I had no clue, either.

  • liberaran atheists = moral rationalists

    (The world seems to tolerate only so much of that.)

  • Wow, I didn't know everyone had been pronouncing it incorrectly all this time. 0_0

  • I did not know that. That is some weird, wild stuff...

  • try being a libertarian bisexual. i really enjoy the bullshit show as well as this one. (i may not be an atheist *anglo-saxon heathen*) but i do agree with your ideology on everything else . keep up the good work sincerly-biff (i think this name is hillarious ; it means "Big Igroirant Fat Fuck")

  • Try being a libertarian bisexual minister of The Church of The SubGenius.

  • ...whilst kicking their kitten or puppy, great plan, Penn.

  • LOL Best Penn says yet.

  • nice I just learned something :P and will probably correct people on this in the future the next time anyone mentions it...which i havent heard anyone do so in probably a couple years...

  • libertarians are crazy fucks and I'm proud of it.

  • lol interesting to know. I find it funny though how many people on here are talking about things that have nothing whatsoever to do with Dr. Seuss or the pronunciation of his name.

  • Actually his name was Theodor Seuss Geisel, and his pen name was "Dr. Seuss", but he did not earn a doctoral degree. ★★★★★

    Katalyzt

  • Thanks Penn! Destrying my social life one fact at a time...

  • What do you think of Shel Silverstien? He wrote stories for children, after he worked for Playboy.

  • Proud to be an atheist libertarian! <3

  • (books)

    PS

    should I bring you a bible?

  • Are you trolling me?

    His real name was Thedore Geissel and he hated kids.

    I like his book though.

    Anyway, I was going to come to Vegas to see your show but after this troll, I mean really.

    Love,

    MP

  • lol..... wounder what it would say if they did the same thing i sweden....

  • Ha, I didn't know that. Cool.

    Well, it's not the only such mistake people make. Roald Dahl's first name is meant to be pronounced "Roo-auld".

  • Everybody at work already treats me like a leper, and all I did was say "I am currently experiencing a crisis of faith."

    Mostly because when I heard Chuck Norris recently vocalize his faith in God, I realized suddenly just how preposterous Christianity actually sounds. "Well Chuck now that you've put it THAT way, I don't know what to think!"

    I think I'll let people say Seuss however they want. We have to pick our battles carefully in this world. I just can't win that one.

  • You know... everyone does hate me <.<

  • There's 2 kinds of libertarians, there's the gun-toting antigovernment borderline anarchist nutjob libertarians, and there's the pothead libertarians who really just care about drugs. The two don't really mesh well. Maybe some pragmatism would get the movement off the ground.

  • I'm not gun toting and I'm not a nut job and I'm not a pothead and I'm not anti government, I'm anti large government, that's what libertarians really want, less government, less intrusion into their lives, why do you disagree with that, why would anyone? Also if you want to bash anarchy please read Rudolf Rocker, lots of his writings are available online for free, you may not agree with him but you may reconsider certain blanket statements.

  • i love dr. soice. hes my favorite childrens book author

  • Thank you for telling everyone how to pronounce Seuss... seriously.... soooooooooooooooooooooooooooos­ssssssss is so freakin' annoying.

  • It's actually Z oi ss - Seuß

  • and all these years I thought Suess was pronounced soos

    with an ooh sound

  • I'm a satanic Progressive Libertarian Neopuritan, who enjoys industrial music. My job is to be unpopular!

  • I definitely like correcting people, and I'm most certainly an atheist, not sure if I am an libertarian though...I'm against governments and would like to see a technocracy, but most likely won't happen in my lifetime.

  • You are against government so you want a board of scientist or experts to run your life. Well you most certainly are not a Libertarian.

  • Dont listen to that, Ive been libertarian most of my life and am now a technocrat. Old skool, free market capitalism is hands down the best system to deal with the problem of economic scarcity. And when technology advances to the point where there is no scarcity and an economy is no longer necessary Technocracy is clearly the most viable option.

  • Isn't "preaching atheism" a rather ironic statement?

  • Not really. It's quite possible and quite logical to be an evangelical Atheist.

  • Is that like militant atheism?

    "I don't know, and YOU DON'T EITHER!!!"

  • agnosticism.

  • Depends on how you define "atheism" :)

    But yeah, I fucked it up. Oh well.

  • More like atheism is an ironic stance. It's being for the fact that you're against something.

    Positive stances are much less confusing and way more powerful.

  • really, kinda like pro choicers huh? "positive stances are way more powerful"? really? EVERYTHING can be a positive stance. if you are pro-choice, you"re are AGAINST anti abortion laws, but you ARE FOR the free choice of individuals. similarly, if you are atheist, you ARE FOR a rational belief in non-metaphysical existence. this is from a person who is religious, but understands philosophy to the degree to know that you are an idiot. congrats on showing your stupidity!

  • If you're against something, you're against it on principle--unless your conclusions are completely baseless.

    Being against something is simply the result of having principles. Stating your principles is more powerful because they give you something to live for. You can cultivate and apply principles in your own life. You can try to live your life in opposition to certain things...in fact...you've got my screen name. Let me know how that goes.

  • "if you are atheist, you ARE FOR a rational belief in non-metaphysical existence."

    And, no. If you are rational, the logical consequence of being rational is that you don't accept irrational things, such as a belief in the supernatural or metaphysical. It's--coincidentally--irration­al to believe that you are rational BECAUSE you're an atheist. That's accidentally coming to the correct conclusion and then patting yourself on the back like you meant to do it.

  • it can be rational to believe in the metaphysical. you need to study your philosophy, bro.

  • hahaha love it

  • Can I still correct their pronunciation if I'm a Socialist and a Christian? ;)

  • great fun the annotationd thing

  • Definitely fun but gets out of hand

  • Yeah, I noticed you removed them. Was cool, and most wasn't spam... some inteligent comments and some funny ones! might try it on one of my videos some time!

  • why do you paint 1 fingernail red?

  • He sometimes says: Because I shot a man for asking personal questions.

    But he also has said that when he first started performing, his mother told him to take care of his hands because people would be looking at them. So as a joke he painted all of his nails red. So now he keeps one red in honor of his mother.

  • thanks for the info! and of course he would say that first part haha

  • Haha, of course. Penn has probably been asked that so many times that he had to come up with a snappy answer.

    That phrase might specifically be from "Penn and Teller Get Killed".

    It also might be to misdirect. Penn and Teller talk about misdirection a lot.

  • I am a social liberal so I will stick with the atheist and Dr. Seuss.

  • Annotations unfortunately had to be turned off because of spam

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  • oh well it was fun while it lasted right

  • I would rather have the annotations as well

  • well, when you do it again, if you do it again, allow a five minute window or something then lock it

  • I don't think it will be happening again. Will try to figure out a way to allow some people to annotate