Louis CK standup--mbar

[hahapwndable]

...... why are there so many likes for comments

[MUFC127]

The kid tits thing almost killed the show. 

[TransAm282]

I want to shoot every fucker in that audience

[DavyMaye]

THIS IS LOST

[his1dudeness]

Louis was on fire here

[vvinblog]

Stop loughting azzgole, cant hear louis...

[drodude301]

i love how he tries to throw logic into the behavior of a 2 year old.

[LucienProvencher]

".... but you'll get achy for a minute! DON'T!"

[Iamatheist1234]

theres a cute laugh in the audience

[Cdubzhappy]

@Iamatheist1234 the loud one? she sounds fat

[Iamatheist1234]

@Cdubzhappy nah somewhere around 1:10 - 1:12

[guitar0wnz]

Yah, I've never heard this material before either, which is wierd because it killed. I liked when he goes:

"Youre 2 1/2, what car have you been driving?"

[quintanna]

Some Louie material I haven't seen...genius as usual.

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

Ratings for this video (673 total)

Number of likes 666

Number of dislikes 7

Louis CK is awesome.

[Clonegreen]

Everyone who disliked this rhymes with bag

[olivemike81]

Most comics that talk about family stuff are lame. Louis CK is fucking brilliant at it.

[faen5863]

LOL at the "handicapped" kid

[blatspanner]

channing tatum? what kind of a fucking name is that?

[luckyvet]

haha, so true about all the morons trying to pull the guy giving CPR to a dead guy off of him - has always annoyed me too.

[Lunatic4ever]

hes pure awesomeness :D

[sirLEVITSKY]

Louis CK is a my all time favorite and I listened to stand-up dating back to Richard Pryor... I have almost over 300 stand-up videos over my 2 accounts and probably 5/10 of my all time fav clips would be with Louis in it

Any fucking way... I like Louis :)

[LightK44]

i absolutely lost it on the last joke. just great

[clemensetz]

what else rhymes with bag?

[clemensetz]

I know. I was quoting his punch line.

[ricoismybitch]

@clemensetz i know you know , i was quoting from another one of his acts

[Rise139]

haggggg

[conspirator9]

get your tits out of my way!!

[Verence]

Man, I'm really impressed with how much material he has. So many comics have, like, an hour of jokes that they'll repeat forever.

[Superbad1400]

Yeah and its funny 2 xD :D

[fartass23]

man, i watched everything of his i could find on here, and bought both dvd's ... saw him in august 09 he did like an hour and 20 minutes of all new material... oh then he came back for an encore of another 20 minutes

truly one of the best... best of my time for sure.

[D0g63rt]

I'm really impressed with how many thumbs up you have. So many comments have, like, 5 thumbs and they never get higher.

[mtrn]

We should give him more, because he has so many.

[rockediny]

you have 116 thumbs up now

[chAOStoob]

119, actually....

[megashittywok]

@D0g63rt You must be really impressed with how many thumbs up YOU have. So many people think that they'll get lots of thumbs up to their comments and they never get them.

[Toomapoosh]

haha that first part i can relate to. This little kid on my street does that all the time. like last night i told about this mean teacher that goes to the elementary school he goes to and that i used to go to, and like five minutes later he was like "you know who's mean??" then mentioned the teacher i just said who he even admitted he had never heard about.

[sainters7]

You should've called him on his bullshit and called him a lying cunt.

[07liberian]

"OMG!!! Look How Fucked Up You Are" LMAO

[Peanutbutterbucket]

I love that Ck's idea of reviving someone is jerking the guy off.. look at his hand movements LOL!

[blessedhellride1]

live, LIIIIVVVVE 5:51 HAHAHHHAHAHAA

[Chris459]

You're two and a half, what fucking car were you driving?

[PaulZindelsLover]

lmfao! lmfao!!!

[cozzee]

Dont!!!

[crosseyedblue]

Ohhh gawd!! I hurt!!! I hurt!!

I can't stop laughing. i'm gonna pass a kidney stone....! Help....!

[Mangina9000]

Great post I haven't seen 90% of this material yet!

[libertarianjury]

I continually laughed so hard my belly hurt at this. Louis is "America's fastest rising young foole".

[ksim43]

So thing with me.

[olivemike81]

What rhymes with bag. lol

[ArcticSheep]

wheres the next video of this.. i cant find it in related videos

[rajandharni]

"did he even notice how long i looked at him without reacting?"

"DON'T... think of how tired your arms will get! you'll be achy afterwards!"

[roughryder5]

bag rhymes with fag if ur wondering...its supposed to be funny because the cashier was a "fag"

[MisterAtoms]

NO!! That's not what he meant! Louis CK isn't like that!

[Kane5260]

lol

[2SmashFu]

This guy, C.K. , seriously, should be on air 24/7. The Non-Stop Comedy Channell.

[fevershorty]

5:07!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

[they4got]

Damnit! He said he had two things to say about movies and the video only showed one. What's the other one if anyone has seen this bit?

[morris7670]

hahahaha, "dont pity him."

[TietCanhVit]

pure comedy!!!

[frozenqueenofsorrow]

"What are you? one years o|d??"

[bamsebomsen]

OY LOUIS! Stop being funny, I can't hear you over the laughter.

[mak10madness]

Louie is the fucking man.

[DinMoriel]

its funny to me that he's somtimes actually talking like for real like in 3:23 he said "actually i know 2 guys that really talk like that" he has these moment where he is not trying to be funny he's just telling you things.

[fradmich]

Yyup that got my attention. It's a common thing with him. He's just havin a good time swearin at the world and getting his annoyment out of his chest while we're laughin our asses off. So works for both parties (:

[locke89]

Just replace his daughter with dane cook XD

[fradmich]

lol

[maxtarded]

HAHAHA oh my god so fucking funny. I can't believe he didn't post this, this is one of his funniest bits yet in my opinion.

[Slangrant]

true art.

[theremixphilly]

Helloooo It's Fucking hot outsiiiide!

[jksfanunplugged]

haha i think ur acting like ur mentally challenged haha

louis C.K is a fucking comedic GENIOUS!!!!

[adamzez]

WHAT ELSE RHYMES WITH BAG?

lol

[adamzez]

LMAO THIS IS IT NEVERMIND LOL

[adamzez]

Does anyone know where the Louis CK video is where he talks about this kid he saw at the store. And he was acting like he was mentally challanged? It was fucking hilarious but i can't find it anymore.

[diabolic42090]

I love the way he views things that we see everyday.

[Franco6223]

very underated hes really fun

love lucky louie too

[sublime042889]

how is he so good? its not even fair to other comedians. he's so goddamn funny.

[adamzez]

I agree. If people do not think he is the funniest comedian on the planet. It is as if they have been deprived of what true comedy is, because they watch MTV and Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook and stuff.

[OboxerU]

I love the look right before he says "Ahh, that was fucking good!"

It was perfectly without expression.

[fdm01]

"-when i was a little girl i was in a car and i was driving and a car came and ran right in front and i had to stop

-and i was like, i just fuckin told that story...you think i'm that stupid that eight second that happened to you? The fuck??...i mean wait a while..."

ROFLMFAO!!!XD

[nanquan491]

fuck that was hilarious!

[engaerik]

"YES, you might save his life, but you'll get achy for a minute!! STOP!"

[MrKlorox]

Agreed. This is the best internet-only clip available.

[OboxerU]

This is one of my favorites.

Of course, it's all good though.

He's a genius.

[marleneinu2007]

i love him!!!!

[OboxerU]

Cerebal palsy...AND Parkinsons....

[husserlreid]

Great performance.

[dsmite]

i like how he always changes his jokes up

[acebrawler73]

Yea he is one of the few comedians that I've seen in a while that has A LOT of variation in his jokes between gigs. The other one I can think of off the top of my head is zach galifianakis who I love. You can tell they both work really hard on their comedy

[dsmite]

Yeah Galifinakas is funny I havent seen enough gonna watch some right now tho!

[omyballshurt]

If he's not the best comic alive then he is damn close.

[OboxerU]

This guy is a riot.

[Kaza76]

OH MY GOD LOOK HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE

[resonance2012]

fucking hysterical

[frozenflare23]

MY ARMS!!!! XD

[LaulauMicky]

fantastic! Absolutly fantastic!

[SirKlupar]

LMAO! LMAO ZEDONG!

[americanGTA]

lamo!

[assjockey28]

que? do you mean lmao or are you trying to insult master louis c.k. with your 2nd grade name calling?

[americanGTA]

ok, i ment LMAO....not LMAO..... sorry, i spelt it wrong, suck ma ballaz, no i'm not trying to insult my favorite comedian.

[28ki3y9d]

heh.

[carasaib]

Lulz, Assjockey. That name makes me laugh.

[XchronicleZ]

AHAHAHHA HOLY SHIIIT

i havent laughed this hard in a looong time

wow...amazing comic

"NOO DONT! think of how tired your arms will get. Yes, you might save his life, but you'll be achey" HAHAHH classic

[blackfoot332]

::wiping tears from my eyes::

[cjdavis18]

"think of how tired your arms will be"

"you'll be achey for a second"

hahahahahahaha

[PaulZindelsLover]

LMFAO!!!

[Wyndowlies]

LEGEND

[infidelguy]

That was awesome. Great job.

[MrKlorox]

This is definitely one of my most favorite LCK clips. Fucking gold.

[resonance2012]

OH MY GOD LOOK HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE!!!

[ghennypenny]

hahah that sunglasses bit is just one of the million reasons to love this guy. it's sooo fucking hilarious! ahahahahah! love it!

[JOGO]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SUNGLASSES BIT! I shat my pants laughing at that!

[Rocky183]

Ew.

[NRJohnson]

GREAT, as always.

[bdksh]

AWESOME very funny!!

[KomackinoA]

hahahahah hilarious

[danzai]

awesome, thanks for the upload

[hucklberrydoc]

someone, find louis ck when he was on Conan O'brien. He did this bit about starting very positive but rediculous sterotypes, like: Black people are made of Candy, and those Jews...they can fly. Find it ...please.

[neofantomu]

if you want to download that, use limewire. it's off his comedy central presents special from a loooong time ago

[blakeygp]

Are you sure it wasn't mexican people are made of candy and chinese can fly? Cause Black candy and Flying Jews dont really make sense...>_>

[hucklberrydoc]

Yea, you're right...Flying Jews is totally unrealistic. Thanks for the correction. What was I thinking?

[ensaego]

hahaha. that made me laugh.

[ExhumingMcCarthy]

louis ck rocks. 'nuff said.