Obsessives: Fabio

[sexicvgirl]

What is so hot about this guy?

[truegirl87]

@sexicvgirl he prolly used to be seriously hot, which is what got him here

[Jonnubroth]

life is too short, unlike my fabiolous pecks!

[Erectoralporicy]

Oh Fabio.. You got hit in the face by a goose and you're most well known for modeling for the cover of pretty much every romance novel ever written.

[ANDjjela]

whose Athene? I only know this guy from New Old Spice Guy lol!

[doggbrown1]

@ANDjjela who is athene? at first i thought it was a commenter...or maybe making fun of his accent..but what is it?

[kilvegan]

and all I ever wanted was just one bike....

[Quartrez]

@kilvegan I guess it sucks to be NOT rich MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[T5646766]

200 that is some lame shit. such a waste this guy has few min to spare so tell me how many of the bikes sit there and see no road ordirt? i bet 90% of them are not used anymore

[MrGmauled]

@T5646766 umad?

[T5646766]

@MrGmauled far from it. it's called passion and it drives me to pain when i see nice bikes under tents that i bet have had no real use.

[HyperSonicS3]

This guy reminds me of Tommy Wiseaux or however you spell it Lol

[kef312]

Love how he forget make word plural 99% of the time.

[northgeorgiaftw]

@9Cheff1 screw you dude

[RazorBMG]

what happens if he wants a bike in the very back?

[TheCoolMovement]

Where's the crew to maintain 200 bikes??

[Mwako88]

WTF ATHENE IS GAY?!?!

[L2rsSwc]

How do you get to the front ones

[akomrofl]

can you spare 1 bike..

[LiterR1]

Who is Fabio and what dose he do ?

[PlayGhost3]

Ian from Smosh has a thing for Fabio. xD

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

Lol I watched this yesterday after those oldspice commercials and today athene liked it.

[skulterpa1993]

OMG IM I DREAMING THATS JUST SICK!!! SO MANY BIKES IN HERE WHERE DO I BEGIN :):)

[jussmessinwicha]

His career would've gotten a bigger boost by using one of his motorcycles to actually jump a shark rather than getting involved with the whole Old Spice Guy motif which has now "jumped the shark".

[ReptillianHighPriest]

oooooh mmmm fabio such a badass

[MrImstig]

Athenewins...

[MrTimothytim]

hes like the male bloodelf standard char

[alfred38uk]

Who the fuck is Fabio?

[5648945621]

rofl athene

[ObsessivePie]

Wut



[iDance4money]

athene + swifty + fabio 3v3 ? :p

[MrArneldo]

My penis twitched @ 1:27

[bleachisgreat963]

wtf athene.. when did u become gay?

[ElementaaliSmells]

guy from zoolander?

[Boss351Mustang]

Fabio is cool.

[Urketadic]

yep,athene is gay. 

[TheIndeed005]

Athene send me here !

[RossOwnzU]

athene didn't send anyone.. you all just saw him like this :L

[ShakeITyEA]

life is too short so why not just buy 200 motocycles when others cant afford one. haha. well you cant blame him, everyone would do the same.

[SokelaTI]

Fabio FTW!

[JudgementRyu999]

I think he uses Garnier or Loréal.

[Deekzlol]

All those motorcycles sure could buy a hellova lot of cocaine...

[EbonOcelot]

Fabio is a pretty cool guy when he's not competing with Old Spice Guy.

[RubenMGMatos]

thats a very nice collection you have there : P

It would be a shame if something happened.

[thehabbos007]

srsly athene?

[nauoooo]

athene sent me here

[XxBiskitsxX]

i think i just gained a whole lotta respect for Fabio

[SteveFennelly]

Athene, What the fuck?

[caprisunsrgood]

he sounds like bruno!!! lol

[LostDharma6]

Athene liked.

[bogellenong]

I spent money on KFC

[superbunnylover1kj]

Wow a lot of bikes

[TheMRamstaff]

4-5 hours of riding a bike , wtf where are you going from us to europe?

[darkfall13]

@TheMRamstaff Who says you have to have a destination when you're riding?

[mortalcottonslasher1]

@TheMRamstaff

Come on, thats like DC to New York...

[DEIMOSLOL]

@TheMRamstaff yea...hes riding across the atlantic ocean....

[IDCarter]

That's no motorcycle collection, that's hoarding.

[miZsCrZe3]

He's so sweet! --lifes too short;; don't limit ur life!--

[snubnoze3]

I never knew Fabio was cool!

[codyrocks123456789]

hes a fucking horder

[NomNommFail]

"life is too short"

False,

it's the longest thing a person can do.

[den9]

@NomNommFail

its short compared to the world. we are just a grain of sand in this world

[rexviper8]

Respond to this video...  it means... shit can happen and obviously you can die anytime......

[Kellzofligin]

The Fabio Old Spice ad popped up before the video started.

Fabio before Fabio. Amazing.

[twooton2006]

Millions of dollars in bikes, $500 tarp for a garage?

[pizzafacer997]

@twooton2006 less money spent on everything else equals more bike money

[concretecubes]

Lol,l got a fabio old spice ocmmercial

[Derbenetz]

im jealous... if i had all these bikes i would ride one for every day of the year.... ima dream about it today

[Shodex4]

I enjoy how I got an Old Spice ad on this.

[boblet018]

this guy looks like fabio

[vallkornrunnings]

I want to sex you up

[mrguitarman151]

fabio looks like the drummer from alice in chains anybody? anybody?

[StoryWB]

He said he didnt spend his money on drugs but then goes on to say he is obsessed with speed...

[Salger12]

Makes you one with nature? You sure about that Fabio?

[Vovk3]

@Salger12

Personally, I just can't believe it's not butter.

[SkInHoUnD]

Thumbs up if you just didn't watch this video because you didn't want to wait 20 seconds of shitty adverts.

[djdogdog]

@SkInHoUnD the ad would have been over by the time you finished posting your comment

[SkInHoUnD]

@djdogdog 10 seconds left of the one playing now. FAIL.

[djdogdog]

@SkInHoUnD teach me how to type

[shobogatz]

why would you need so many bikes :)))

[ChopperCrank]

Oh my that Aprilia is so righteous.

[palecnr1]

i spend money motorcycles...

[palecnr1]

laugh is too short... wtf fabio ?

[1wilman]

ima a guy and i think fabio is bad ass!! that motorcycle colection is awesome

[realfunnybunny]

all i could think about is the insurance for all those

[Krums15]

Whats the point?

[mursalat]

too bad you can only ride one at a time..

[Tslikkhands96]

man, im a guy, and fabio got some nice abs no homo

[andydeee]

What does he spend more on? Bikes or his hair?

[killahk12345]

I never thought I would say this, but Fabio.. You da man!!!

[hydeen17]

Look at my Fabio Video!!

[damnmanthatwascold]

pure gold at 1:28

[damnmanthatwascold]

how can a little skinny boy turn into a big and fine sexy man !!!!!

[MrTommyfifaking154]

I WANT TO SEX YOU UP

[poo123mongoosepancak]

@MrTommyfifaking154 lol u need thumbs up

[MrTommyfifaking154]

@poo123mongoosepancak ino right

[derkurde898]

fabio wolte fussbaler

[CubeShuffler]

@lachlanSB

He models

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

ive met fabio, he is so normal, i dont think he gets off on his looks or stardom......

[lachlanSB]

@1973mazdarx4coupe can you please tell me what the fuck fabio does to get so much money?

[Klootjee]

he had to play Thor in the new movie!

[eponalink14]

FABIO IS SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[kristyxlynnn]

"i love speed, im obsessed with speed!"  hahaha 0:27

[1babachicken]

i searched him cuz ppl at church say im sexi lyk him -.-

[lemon4girl]

why do i feel uncomftorble everytime i c him?

[blindedby2monkeys]

@lemon4girl cause your a tranny

[drinksredwine]

moodoocyclahhh

[ichiban781]

ew fabio is so ugly

[YoshiStudio672]

@ichiban781 dont... you.... EVR say that again

[blindedby2monkeys]

@ichiban781 steven tayler is 10 times uglier and he played the witch in tales from the crypt

[promullet]

HOW DOES HE UNPARK??

[celloprofundo]

He's right, you can't worry and ride a motorcycle at the same time, it's impossible...if you're going to die, let it happen while you're doing what you love...bet they call him St. Fabio at the license plate bureau...

[adhdboy699]

Can you imagine getting one out of the back of that garage?

[comedyguy09]

if yhu think about it he is like the most famous personn evarr xp

[rahmanroni]

@comedyguy09 Even my grandmother knows who he and, and shes like a 1000 years old.

[hiddentruth1000]

Oh, so thats where all the fossil fuels are going. *shrug*

[Wenchie04]

fabio can be survivor winner fabio's dad

[Wenchie04]

fabio can be survivor winner fabio's dan

[lance1cj]

"Some people spend money on drugs and alcohol...I spend money on bikes." WTF kind of comparison is that?

[SYN6GATES]

@lance1cj he is trying to say cuz some peoples addictions are drugs alcohol and his addiction is bikes so he spends his money on that

[plasticaholic]

McQueen didnt need 200 toys he was a real MAN not a 51 yr old materialistic child.... Hell fabio wasnt a pimple on McQueens dogs ass, Did this douche"fabio" guard president Trumans yacht or turn down the leading roles in Apocalypse Now, Dirty Harry, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid etc etc etc ? NO BUT McQueen did !

[cpcaf]

@plasticaholic McQueen is dead.

[2007okay]

"oh dont worry i got a COUPLE bikes"

[SonAmyFanGurl]

Oh my god Fabio is hot!!!!

[pattisantita]

Me encanta este hombre.

[Ashtree81]

Nice to see he rides a Husqvarna, great swedish bike company :)

[beast40m]

how does he keep up with all the keys

[Mnkeyjuice]

@beast40m Fabio doesn't have any keys. He's the key to everything.

[Iluvbuckethead1]

@beast40m He is Fabio, his hair holds the keys for him.

[JamesNintendoNord]

00:01

[alexpk555]

give me 3 motorcycles

[kifli4ki]

fabio: some people want drugs, but i want to sex you up

[novembrine1]

Now, if this guy isn't Dream Theater's singer twin!!!

[thesacrificetheory13]

@novembrine1 i was thinking the same thing.

[underworldisis]

I am seriously sick of this Vato trying to make my life miserable when I personally did not bother them. I just want to get the f*ck out of MY driveway! If he had a threat or a problem he should have come to me not said, " THIS is YOURS, THAT is MINE". In his greedy attempt to cut my sliver of pie to crust. I could careless about what other traitors he works with of any of my family....ITS NOT ME! Just do a Mercy killing let me die in peace...I am disgusted.

[underworldisis]

If you do one thing for me. Take out the trash! Yeah like that Hispanic out of Seth who is a prick. His Tut & his Maria don't rival me. I am just sick of his La Familia drug dealing scum that do nothing but undermine me & oppose Christ. Then they name those wetbacks Jesus too yet! Give them their RITE! What have they earned? You take a look! Gonzales.....speedy dealer of meth!

[underworldisis]

Could you see it? We look at a few blocks & streets. What if we do a community garden? I am lost becauseI can't fight the corrupt system. I want everyone we can make inspired produce, have education, partake in creating & benefiting for programs & be cherished! My ideas have generated but I have been laid a pauper even if a good man meant well to buck the bs for me!

[underworldisis]

Its my belief the building has served its purpose & paid for itself. That another better could easily be housed 5-10 blocks away. Save the tree & do the other elements & acquire a few properties to do something. No we don't want skateboarders here they need their habitat. This community could benefit. Think about it. Everyone steals my ideas but I could make a dream a mini paradise!

[rvggarcon]

@underworldisis What the fuck are you talking about and what the fuck does it have to do with this video????

[underworldisis]

If we have houses falling down can't we buy them on foreclosure & do a a parking ramp? Build up the church & programs. I think its underdeveloped but we need to stop typical critics. Off the church side wouldn't it be cool to do an aviary of finches in heated plexi glass? So even in the winter you got there & see these finches? Soup kitchens, pot luck but assure food safety is ok? I think the area could improve & serve!

[underworldisis]

Seriously its not a pine but its worth 100 of the Rockfeller pines cut for display. Its not ornate but its healthy & absolutely magnificent in a place if anyone stops to enjoy. I think the building should be moved & a bit of park for the church be made. That building can be easily replaced & better but that tree? and with a parking lot & small say colored lighted fountain. Alot could be done with that & guidelines to not disrupt property owners like me. Its ideal!

[underworldisis]

I swear to God the tree is healthy & oh beyond beautiful. I'd rather take down the building that is a bit too it than lose that tree! You can't put a price on that tree!

[underworldisis]

Fabio I think U have been down my lil street here. I think we have both appreciated nature & plants & horticulture & marveled. Yeah sure some tree's have to go because the are in the wrong place or threaten structure. My one big tree is close but it is healthy & gives great shade & keeps my home cooler & I like it. Out my window I see that magnificent tree! Don't know what kind, not as ornate as in Lothlorien. But of height & mass & foliage? Gorgeous! In town blacktop around?

[underworldisis]

Rhiannon prays to God, " Dear God my father is an Arch & my mother is a Goddess without her full powers or she'd toast his ass!" " Dear God my mommy wants me & my daddy is a coward that won't let mommy have her way or step up & be a man." " Dear God please send mommy an Archangel or a Vampyre or some guy who is hot that will marry her asap!" " Also God if my father doesn't get her please put salt peter in his food for the next 24 months...love Rhiannon."

[keyotikdragon]

@underworldisis You didn't hear the news... Fabio was pronounced dead last wednesday. RIP FABIO.

[AmigoSW]

@keyotikdragon That's bullshit -__-

[keyotikdragon]

@AmigoSW was joking with Underworld because she's obsessed with Fabio.

[underworldisis]

Rhiannon is like WTF dad? 6 years are you Queer? Seriously I am going to enforce this orgasm reimbursement & all of my grandma's are behind on me on this one. No condom's dad I get a sibling out of this one, you OWE me that much! I've been saving my allowance to get Gabriel to do it! I know mom says then she will have NO friends! Dad do you need Viagra? I could give you my saved up allowance? ha ha Rhiannon is with me on this!

[underworldisis]

Gabriel is so great with kids! Seriously he is nice & nice to look at. I just decided he wasn't my husband so that made it a great relationship. Who wouldn't love Gabriel??? Everyone I know & love would love Gabriel. But he still isn't getting my daughter! Unless he wants to wait a few decades & marry her?? Seriously camping & Gabriel sounds great & maybe a lil Megatron & Sammael in there??

Oh lets go fishing! Just don't invite Wolfgang Puck unless he is cooking!

[underworldisis]

To Arch Metatron or Michael...who ever is responsible for my lovely 6 yr old daughter. Bring her back to me! Don't fear any other male of any kind of being. She is 6 yrs. old you owe me 6 yrs of back orgasms so don't make plans! FEAR ME not anyone else. Anyone that dares harm a hair on your head has to deal with me & everything I can organize or conjure. Your an Arch stop hidding...for Christ sake. Him too he's another one. Seriously help me out I am falling too fast, life's been just too hard.

[underworldisis]

I was like Satan why couldn't you male bond with Sandelphon he's a pretty blonde male Archangel. What about Yeshwua even? Lucifer its just weird...you really want to give me an anxiety attack don't you? Cool idea just bad idea. Satan? Why are you trying to pass me off, I thought you loved me you bastard!!!

[IskoldGale]

@underworldisis dont spam pls

[underworldisis]

Do you remember the old days when a man stood by his wife? I still profess that that daughter by err Michael or Metatron is so beloved unto me that it would have been much holier if I had actually had an orgasm conceiving her! If there is a chain of command issue lets clear this up cause I am getting to be an old maid & unhappy.

[underworldisis]

Then I was aloping with Satan less than a year ago but he had to go try to get my perfect lil girl back for me! Plus the universe was so volitale I cried & held out. Besides was he going to write SATAN on the marriage certificate? When he wanted me to marry Lucifer because this a way too cool buddy for him. He's no fag but he's like Lucifer makes me want to be gay. I will give my wife up if I can have a buddy platonic like him!

[underworldisis]

Dracula Sr. stole a daughter from me & with some woman I don't know? If he didn't steal one he is still in trouble because he used my chosen name! Lilith & I are so pissed off. So I stole his son only he's how many hundreds of years old? Count on that daughter to have a half sibling from her half brother & mother. I never had a wedding I just look at a picture of Jesus in my wedding dress next to the groom a friend of his..ah but no I wasn't marrying the groom maybe the bride??

[underworldisis]

Will someone tell me why I have to go to the Archangel Gabriel to find out if my daughter's father is Arch Michael or Metatron? Ok pressure is off Gabriel because even tho he's cute I elected him a friend not a lover & he was so great with me as a kid why wouldn't I want him to be part of my daughters life? Ok well this daughter is a keeper & she was stashed for 6 yrs. I want my daughter & I might repossess her father's ass! Yeah so H.E.L.P???/

[underworldisis]

I am not banned from this site??? OMFG Fabio must love me! hee hee

[dirx103]

This guy is hot.....no homo......*ahem* yeah Imma go get into a fight now, and maybe build a house, you know, MANLY things!

[underworldisis]

An immortal would die of old age wishing for a single fling in hopes of marriage unto Metatron. You just don't wish for what you can't have or pretend you don't! Satan well damn thats a good man.Christ again another great bachelor! Michael well there is an Archangel to give Metatron real challenges & he is not as aloof maybe because he is tough enough to butt heads with Lucifer. Metatron is a jewel untapped but he's aloof or afraid of his own shadiow!

[underworldisis]

I would so lose this man to Angelina Jolie but damn if I want Brad Pitt these days......

[underworldisis]

*Balrog typo sorry...

[underworldisis]

Explain about Ulbandi or Fluithuin the Sarqindi/Ogre. About Gothmog a Blarog. I am confused! Your a great story teller I just want the truth!

[underworldisis]

Satan & Fabio MUST meet...let out the sexual tensions. & pray the gay attraction is a total joke & that the testosterone & potential love for the same woman doesn't cause a brawl!

[underworldisis]

You should see Metatron's lil small sports ship...its small but will hold maybe 2 & a child & can totally manuver & rip! Yeah, he never noticed I cared. He did come when I broke my knee & died though...but like he never talks to me. I think maybe he likes his female companion & I don't know why he hasn't wed her then. I know he ownly espouses his own but.... ( I had a really weird ass dream about Fabio...ha ha it was cute tho.)

[underworldisis]

God has many great sons! Some of the high but lesser Gods have tossed a few attractive rivals. As chosen mother my childhood was tormented & most of my life is deprivation. I just want to be free & have that hope of pursuit of happiness & hope. I want to achieve & not drown in defeat. If not at least someone kill my mercy in mercy kill! So enough said but this ramble was unsaid & needed to be spoken!

[underworldisis]

Zephariah was attractive but we all know I am going top powers light & dark. Lucifer is incredible I still want to be his student. I know he became a bad ass out of necessity & I still kinda weep over the loss of his white power even though its hidden there. Metatron & Michael hit me most but Metatron doesn't open up where Michael & Lucifer are better at communicating. Satan is 1 that surpirses me, my enemy is 1 of my most desired! I am very Archangel & Vampyre with magical/spiritual needs.

[underworldisis]

I mean I doubt Cole Turner could take the top men either but it doesn't mean he's not in my heart. I just need to find my husband & place. This life has been unbearable for me!! Few can comprehend the loss & pain & trials. Sure I love my Sin, Hell Demon who tortured me into Goddess stature but I don't belong there either.

[underworldisis]

I adored the Arch Gabriel even though he's very cute I decided he wasn't my husband. So he has be.come Charge over Rhiannon. Sammael & Megatron like Dracula fell into the trap...I am not sure they could take the top men anyway & they know how special they are to me.

[underworldisis]

I really loved Deevil the Devil but his bites are horrid & I am not so much demonic.

I also loved his archenemy Van Helsing, I hate Vampyre hunters but he was the hottest Werewolf! So I liked my Egyptian Jackels 2. Gabriel the Loocaroo was sweet & cute but Van Helsing was better or the Jackels for me. I love the lil muscle over the knee but I hate hair on me & fear any more that may grow. Michael the Lycan was indeed not my type but so charming & hot I'd reconsider. I am neurotic but its rough!

[underworldisis]

I loved Egypt! Yet Set is like the Cuban Grail or Dracula Sr. to me....Loyal beloved but I feel chained down & yet like the bond but feel I belong elsewhere. Tut is cool but no it would be his patriarch the Scorpion King but I don't see how that would work unless polygamy & then I think possibly other men may top him. Osiris & Anubis great but same situation. Osiris is too close to my family which is not good for me. Anubis doesn't know how to get out of the same trap as me.

[underworldisis]

Ofcourse we know that London After Midnight as a band has a front man or two that are beloved. We know that Type O Negative has quite a few good .Satan is ACE! Dracula Sr. stood by my family & got trapped & he has our potential kid. His son Jr. well he is still lookin good but I think Satan will pin him. Christ is still going good but I need 2 branch us off this planet. I've had so many losses here its killing me! Thor amazing but I don't think so. Michael/Metatron-Rhiannon's dad?

[underworldisis]

I didn't mention Sandelphon who is incredible or the Angel of Death (err our family kills us)...lil Shatar is adorable too....winks. Ofcourse I love Arjen & Enoch but I don't know if its the right match. I need to salvage myself & get my powers back to determine who is my enemy. I need to take control because I've been taken to the cleaners & advantage of.