Driving While Black (DWB)

[wtfisthisshyt]

its cuz cops get commition for every1 they write up

[CrownofSapphire]

1:23

Yeahh JAMAL FTW!!!! LOL

[LilBigGabe]

I hope Jamal is a better guy in real life than what he was on the show. He kinda was a douche in the beginning but I guess towards the end, he lightened up a-bit on his douche level. But I guess its pretty cool that you all kept in touch after the show. ----_______----

[dokidokitoshi]

I lost you after you said you wearing a wife beater .__.

Its really hard to pay attention to your vids, just stop being attracting okay?

[lilpj271]

Gimme a Snappack

[MasterTainment]

To be completely honest, I could turn my entire channel into just videos with dogs being murdered in the background.

[Jjanelleparrishh]

Your reference to Gargoyles OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[IPrayDuhGame]

OVER 9000!!

[Cazper16]

ive been stopped a couple times by the cops for WWB (walking while brown) haha

[princesayiandragon]

You live in a bad neighborhood for cops, must be altamonte lol

[mrshanegt]

I thought DWB Ment Dirty whore bitches

[IchiJewSan]

Wow your too chill. The cop cant give you a pat down for no reason at all.

[joeypie96]

2 of those 3 videos are private...

[heismahlife]

yellow asians, red necks, whites, black people... stop labeling each other...

[Dazzyboi16]

wait WHAT? YOU CAME TO HAWAII!!

[iDazzelYou]

I almost got run over by a cop car twice and once by a fire truck all in one month. I got paranoid after that. lol

[BL4CKXHAWK]

0:46 haha.

[quinnece]

Yvette is my middle name. I feel extra special now.

[MADMOOSE26]

if i ever get pulled over and he asks why ive been pulled over im just gonna say "IZ CUZ IM BLACK!" and im white

[TheCosmicGypsies]

The country you live in was founded (stolen) by slave owners who believed all men should be equal..... and they say we're free?

[EMorner]

So sorry for you,Prejudice sucks..

[Airsoftkid212]

lame we can't see the videos.. /:

[miSSwoRldxox15]

your cute and funny :)

[psiamyourdaddy]

the first thumbnail to see the other run-ins with the cops is private

[psiamyourdaddy]

@psiamyourdaddy and the third thumbnail

[peaceloveandc00kies]

@PosionNec you're *

[315peacelover]

dang! The video when he got shot is private :'(

[majkol2]

A.C.A.B

[vanezne]

you should make a channel just for stories

[doylop135]

the ghetto.

[d00deiloveyew]

HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOL-AA. Senior skip day!? Adande, I thought you said you had perfect attendence in your cheating video. You confuse me?

[zorbarg313]

The video of the time when you got shot at isn't working :(

[XxWARLORDXx4]

That's sad stupid cops

[masakamoon]

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT! Maybe the cops have seen 'you' on a list. Like one of those er...I don't know the terminology but like a list for the most-wanted and you look like one of them. I MEAN HOW CAN YOU GET PULLED OVER 100+ times?!

[sparkey808]

maybe i saw you i live in hawaii

[SegaHamiltonZone]

1:08 ... No, I haven't heard the story of when you almost got shot by the cops. It's on private. >_<

[Miniman131097]

@SegaHamiltonZone I know i wanna watch it :(

[MetalDestroysAll]

Swoozie it might actually be because you're car is on watch after so many run-ins. that may be why they always pull you over.

[DacuvaJ]

yea so i was walking to the bus stop and these cops were arresting these black tenagers (im black too) so after they finished arresting them they came up to me and asked if i knew them. psh people these days

[WWERavenwatcher]

why bottem vid privite :(

[Strike86]

Dude, you should ask every cop that pulls you over to provide you with some sort of proof (we have them in the UK - just to show to your boss if you were late because you were pulled), and when you've got like 100 of them, send them to a policing regulation organisation. Getting pulled over 100 times for being black just ain't right.

[234vsingh]

The one where you almost got shot by the cops is set to private...I want to hear what happened!!!!

[BreakzoneVIDS]

cops are outrages these days

[qopoq1]

Swoozie, wuddup with the link to the story where you almost got shot? it's set to private? :'(

[ValiantNoobTube]

@qopoq1 The video got shot by a cop. LOL.

[ThePlatinumDog]

If you get stopped while walking, just ask them if you're being detained. If they say no, than you can just walk away.

[Jamesdalbright]

why cant i get to video #3 at 1:08 :(

[qwertyalain]

@Jamesdalbright He took down some videos and made others private. He explained why in here /watch?v=nTZVdSu-ja8 (just go around 3:00 in that video).

[MsNinjaGirl237]

Video is private... nice

[KawaiiPandaPen]

@MsNinjaGirl237 I know... >:(

[MsNinjaGirl237]

@KawaiiPandaPen Yeppp

[iStutterbug]

cops, are idiots. I met a security guard that racist towards this family that was right next to me, it was an uncomfortable situation. these ignorant cops, make reasonable cops look stupid.

[MehLovinMe]

lolllllllllllll u funny

[soccerplayer413]

you live in florida hell yeaaa

[Juicyberry10]

Omfg! Hahaha iloveyou!!

[IgnisInCaelum]

"The blood coming out of my trunk? The bullet holes on the other side of my door?" ...The *bomb residue on your hands or somethin'?*

[kirk903]

I got stopped by an officer while riding my bike so I guess i was BWB biking while black lol.

[LastRhyme1]

is it just me or does everyone freak out when a cop walks past u or lookes at u?

i always think im going to get arrested for staring back XD

[DEDEDE711]

why is the video of you talking about being shot at by the cops privet?

[seanfenrir]

I was harrassed WWB. Worse experience of my life.

[Kororocks12]

I hate the way cops stare at me when I walk past. It's almost like they're thinking, "What is nigger gonna steal?!"

[cjwtech]

Cock blockin cop, it's got a ring to it

[loppyop1]

im mixed race and my dads black and the police stop him because the fort he kidnapt me

[CupCakesz12]

@loppyop1 ~That situation is just sad. I would have sued the cop for emotional distress.

[rage1445]

i was walking and some random cops were at the end of my block and they stared me down till i turned in to the park that was so creepy one reason i hate cops >:(

[somekindofmonster54]

It the po-po

[BELIEVER235]

i have a good friend pulled over for the same reason :(

[lbid10t]

you should wink at the cop lol

[tayXbay]

For the next time you get pulled over and the cop asks if you know why he pulled you over I dare you to say "for driving while black"

[wtfudge8091]

Cops are all racist . PERIOD . -____-

[PsychicLeader]

Stop being racist people

Think of pandas

They're black, white, and Asians :D

[KlaymenDel]

Racists !

[TheChubs99]

Cop-"Do you know why I pulled you over?

Swoozie-"Cuz I'm black!"

[shukka667]

I've also been pulled over twice while walking with a back pack so really they're just looking at the backpack and think you're robbing cars or something but it's still b.s. having to answer questions just because you're walking somewhere.

[Zanguza]

All cops are looking for is the guy who's between 5'3 and 6'4; shaved, smooth hair; possibly wearing a t-shirt, polo, jeans, etc.; and black.

[charliepry]

oh its not that your black, cops just suck!

[fungurl555]

@Haunterpnoy both my parents are cops so you do the same asshole

[watchful38]

Hey, Swoozie, I miss the Blacks! I'm now living in a white ghetto in retirement. I often think of the Blacks of Bermuda(less than 1% of them are Catholic!). I felt priviledged to have them as friends & it was great to be on Black turf, in the Youth Centre or among the addicts(even they were good to me;they were good people too). Hey, don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are White! The Blacks: "What a big surprise, right before my very eyes!" (Chicago). I like your videos a lot. Thanks!

[XxLinkinrapxX]

@watchful38 You're a priest and you said shit? o.o...

[watchful38]

@XxLinkinrapxX Thanks anyway!

[kimiko5996]

@XxLinkinrapxX priests go on youtube???

[XxLinkinrapxX]

@kimiko5996 Sure y not o_o

[watchful38]

@kimiko5996 Why not have priests on U-Tube? Y'know I try to straighten certain U-tubers out. Then again I like to see the comments; they are at times thought provoking! Besides I like Swoozie's videos. He hates sex in any form. XD He dislikes girls too. I can see it in his eyes! Don't worry I'll try to convert him. After all "God made everything very good". You can't blame young ladies for looking so good! (Now Islam protects men by "Cover Up". Are not men sexy for women? So Burkas for men too!

[kimiko5996]

@watchful38 I was just saying, lol i dont know what priests do on their down time...maybe im thinking of nuns

[watchful38]

Complaints, complaints, complaints! Geeze swoozie! Yeah, playing the "Race Card" is dumb. I met a black guy today on a bike(I was driving my '98 Lumina built like a tank) and he tried to run me over. Shit head. Hey he turned out to be Catholic!!! So I gave him a sermon about being Black While Catholic(BWC). Why are there so few Black Catholics in America? "Without the Blacks the Catholic Church is an impoverished Church!" IMO Whites do not value Blacks as they should! I'm a White Catholic priest

[Haunterpnoy]

f*** the police

[soperpokebrat]

If I ever pull you over, it'll probably be becuz I want your autograph... LOL

[21iunie]

pulled over more than 100 times?.lol...this guy is the biggest liar i've seen on youtube.....almost all his stories are 90% bullshit....i think he's living in his own mind and he truly belives what he's saying lol......bullshit is he's speciality and many of you actually belive this shit haha

[djxthexmonferno]

@21iunie Yeeeah just like the rest of us can't be 100% sure all his stories are 100% true, you can't be sure that they are 100% fake. Gtfo. xP

[TheOfficialStudent]

@21iunie It's entertainment who cares. You try and make videos that are funny and see how many views you get.

[kimiko5996]

@21iunie calm your tits bro, we're deeply sorry your life is more boring than the color brown

[shukka667]

@21iunie well I'm white and I've been pulled over 20-30 times in my life so if he has 4 - 5 racist cops where he lives it adds up. Also probably 10 of those times were in the span of 2-3 years when I was shaving my head so maybe it's not %100 a racial issue as much as appearance, but I wouldn't doubt for a second 4-5+ of the police in his area are kkk or something. It's a good position to be in if your kkk so they can be drawn to it.

[TRD4LlF3]

thts a serious crime right there DWB punishable by death.

[rosesdiary]

this video...made me subscribe!

[SyonRyoken]

Ive gotten pulled over in a white dress shirt listening to the FF X-2 soundtrack and Andre Bocelli. The cops reason for pulling me over. " it looked like you were going to merge."

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[ImThaReeless]

I love it.. Thanks for being so honest. But what nationality were the girls in your car?? Hmmmm!

[wingwaabuddha]

its not racism. If you wore what you wore in this video no cop would pull you over. But lets be honest rappers with low caps and gangsta wear give people an impression. Eminem is gangster style but not black, same thing would happen to him. Rappers sing about violence, it makes sense to judge people that dress like rappers. Its not about color, though of course there are racists in every profession.

[1LHPrincess]

@wingwaabuddha What about Henry Louis Gates_

[wingwaabuddha]

@1LHPrincess He was looking for trouble. That man is always looking for trouble. He is the kind of person that swoozie mentioned in the beginning, people who scream DWB, when its not because they are black. Henry gates got arrested because he was acting like an idiot, if he had shown that it was his house or done anything in a proper manner, nothing would have happened. If I'm climbing into a window, a cop might stop me because that makes sense.

[SyonRyoken]

@wingwaabuddha LOL you are living in a fantasy world. Ive been wearing preppy clothes driving a brand new car and ive gotten pulled over and a gun pulled on me. Of course theres racism in every profession. It is heavily institutionalized in America. Also theres tons of genre that are heavily influenced by violence yet people wearing that attire dont get pulled over nearly as much.

[SyonRyoken]

@wingwaabuddha thats the scariest part. The fact that there are people that still believe such things have nothing to do with racism despite the overwhelming evidence that supports the contrary.

[wingwaabuddha]

@SyonRyoken Point is, some people are racist no matter what, of course. However, there is no doubt that someone wearing thug clothes and speakers at full blast, is much more likely to get pulled over. That person may not be speeding or doing anything legally wrong, but if a cop is in a yelling mood or w/e, they were certainly target someone like that over a guy in a suit with no music playing.

[vigeto]

swooze in canada about no one gets pulled over for no reason unless there checkstops but that must really suck for you. COPS ARE RACIST in the states

[shishkabob789]

dude i'm sorry that sounds so frustrating but you take it real well

[cloud6060]

No! Why does the last video have to be private! Now I can't see all of your videos!

[roderick3456]

Swoozie is probably right at 0:47, to bad :(

[Fleshmen007]

my friend got pulled over by the cops while walking in my ghetto neighborhood because i think the cops thought he just came back from buying crack

[jqwertyq]

"Son do you know what I'm stopping' you for.

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low, do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know." -Jay-z

[zombieroboy]

"To be honest you guys, I can turn my whole channel in just-"

BARK

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[SuperSealMan777]

What was that noise at the end?

[Jackalthingy]

The 9 haters for this video are the cops that pulled Swoozie over

[NeonDino23]

Nuuu the one I wanted to see the most was private T.T

[MiaDragonFireElf]

0:46 - 0:53 made me laugh soooooooo hard xD

[MiaDragonFireElf]

Have you ever seen South of Nowhere? It's a show from around 2005. I don;t remember what episode, but sometime during the firstseason this happened to the adopted black guy.

[SaritaLovee]

I like that hat rack in the back, where did you get it?

[morgan145able]

this is why you have to become educated about your rights. A friend of mine from Toronto who is also black and from a bad area, and he actually did a presentation to the class about how he had to and still has to deal with this sort of thing. One thing he did tell us is that a cop has to give you his information if he stops you. So maybe that might help you next time somehow.

[theresta1]

INTERESTING INTERESTING LIFE THERE?

[LadySeraph]

Cops have quotas, and the more quotas they need each month, the worse they are.

[ShardaTutorials]

I just started watching your videos today and I can't stop! You are hilarious :)

[trinigamer1]

ur trinidadian XD serious someone said it >< dawg ME 2 respect homie

[crazy4corbinbleux]

"so lets go.. before his partner dies of natural causes and ends up blaming it on me" LMFAOO..

[crazy4corbinbleux]

ARE YOU ETHIOPIAN?? Please answer

[musiqchild007]

@crazy4corbinbleux He's Trinidadian

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

My dad was almost arrested outside home depot b/c they suspected he was an illegal Mexican immigrant

#1: my dad isn't even Mexican, he's El Salvadorian

#2: One of the cops who pulled up had asked my dad to re-tile his kitchen like a month prior

#3: My dad was SO LUCKY he became a legal citizen like 6 months prior

[JasJoe1991]

ive been done for DWB - and im not even black.

[UnknownBoss]

@JasJoe1991 was that supposed to be funny?

[clutzguitar719]

@JasJoe1991 then its not dwb smarty

[bassisnevertooloud96]

radio: "we have a middle aged Caucasian male with a tv. It might be stolen. you should check it out."

officer:"stop wasting my time!"

radio: "We have a middle aged black-"

officer: "IM ON IT!"

[ItsLehcar]

you were my favorite on WCG dude and your vids are awesome.

[Ankochan200]

i was walking home (had an argument with my mom) and i was a block away from my house & i got stopped by a cop asked me my age (i look 14) 20 asked me if i was sure i was 20 then told me if i was drunk (no) then told me why he stopped me ( i was walking drunk) it was night and i was walking on dirt road.there's rocks & i was wearing boots he asked me for my ID didn't have it on me ask me my birth day sep 12 1990 asked me if i was on probation (no) and funny part is it was on Friday the 13 XD

[uhate0iskate]

so you are sayin a cop cock blocked you

[mickey725]

this is kind of sad... =( but swoozie is so nice ^^ even to mean cops

[gabbiechang]

You should have sue the cop. LOL.

[singplaylaughlove9]

"Aw heck no he's got his hat to the side, let's go! It's on."

Hahahahaha!

[creedofdeath9909]

this keeps me entiertained for the whole day

[FIFAFootballer14]

i was thinkin of putting DWB on the back of my car for a joke ahah

[MsRazorfang]

you are.... freakin adorable :)

[MrLucasD123]

dumb ass cops

[SorrowfulMemory]

fkin love your videos, i love how you rmbr all your stories of what happened to you lol GG keep it up!

[g3mafia2]

y is the story about the cops private :-(

[nbanfl10]

stupid cops

[unnatural]

I think that cop wanted to holler at the girls...that and he may have hoped to find drugs on you. He already sounds like he was high.

[DeathnoteBB]

When they ask you why they pulled you over you should say "I am sorry officer, I'll try to be less black next time, pay more attention to by DNA."

[Dulba]

Cops ask you that because they want you to admit that you did a crime.

Do you know how fast you were going?

Uhh 80 km/h?

Yah and this is a 60 zone so. ( easy ticket )

[logan19731]

wasn't that from National Security? When Earl says" It's not the first time i've been pulled over for DWB." [Judge]: "DWB?" [Earl]: "Driving while Black.

[Prodigyx25]

Dude I wasn't sure it was u from ultimate gamer u were awesome sorry u didn't win though

[mishyprizes]

Want the cops to stop bugging you? Put stufffed animals in the rear window. No joke.

[hispytFOREVER]

LMFAO @ the ending!

All these incidents are fucked upp

[N3wGam3RRR]

Do anyone know any channel that makes videos like Swoozie?

[angelahale11]

ok. that whole thing was funny, but i just lost it during the dog blooper. goota love bloopers. they keep us all from looking too professional, right?

[cadw600]

One thing about cops is "DON'T LOOK AT THEM." Just like teachers looking for someone to pick on he or she will pick on the student looking at her.

[jcphantom]

I THINK I JUST FOUND A CHANNEL TO ENTERTAIN MY LIVE....FOREVER!!! LMAO

It's life your stories= LEGENDARY HAHAHA i wanna work at disney now lol

[jcphantom]

@jcphantom from orlando)

[lowgen0]

lol that cop was high and he was trying to pick up the girls for him and his partner lol

[tigamlove]

I just got pull over last weekend, I drop my friend home in a white area, a car pass by me and turn back around follow me and pull me over. first thing he ask me where am I coming from, where i'm going. he check all my paper and he couldn't find anything and he still give me a ticket for the car air freshner i had. He claim it was obstruction of view. i've been driving since i was 17 and i am now 21 i have never had a ticket for anything. He later told me get out this area cause i dont live here

[rockbutt123]

kool man, great story. now sincce i am officially a fan, im gonna go toyour profile and scroll alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way down to your first video so that i can catch up. now is that a fan or is that a fan? or is that a stalker? lol jk.

[ardentchateau]

XD Oh man, loved the ending.

[Silquik]

LMAO broooooo how are you so funny (: wish i was as funny as you

[albertobankai]

ROFL

[mysterywest]

head. not hard, but enough to scare me. So i wobble over to the guy with the mic and tell him my situation and he goes "oh it's fine, just stick by me till your mom gets here". The calvary man comes over, "she family?" the mic guy looks at me and goes "yeah, she's my cousin" The horse guy trots over and goes "sorry honey, but i can't tell you from the rest of these people out here. please stop crying" and goes off. If it wasn't for the cop with the mic i prob would have lost respect for cops.

[mysterywest]

Yeah dude, idk whats wrong with them. I went ot the fair and some stupid head fired a gun, so the cops came and evacuated the fair. This one cop is using a mic telling the people to leave quickly and then this other guy is ontop a horse and is walking through the crowd, freaking them out. Long story short, i hurt my tail bone earlier so i wouldn't walk fast. I was waiting as my mom got the car and the one on the horse gallops over and goes "young lady move your ass" and the horse's face hits my

[KillahB89]

you shouldve shot him. i woulda

[eddycatflap]

Put the 1 up where you almost got shot by the cops pls

[zellfalcon31]

I am really sorry about the pigs.

[HappyHookerTV]

Let me kiss white people's asses to get more views. That s the message that's being conveyed in this,video.

[Durag360]

watch?v=xaLEwDieTgc

[hardyboyztoextreme]

why is the story of u almost being shot put on private?

[swoozie06]

@hardyboyztoextreme ~ I'm gonna remake it :)