one time i went through the drive thru at jack in the box with two doors open and people puking out of them. all for one order of curly fries because thats all we could afford.
I thought he was funny; funnier than anyone I know, thats for sure. Some people THINK they're funny, and we laugh to humor them, but then laugh behind their backs! THIS GUY is someone that I would REALLY laugh at his jokes~I think he has talent for comedy. Not everyone can be a top notch comic; some funny people are needed to fill the night clubs and bars, and you know thats NOT going to be Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock!
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your being a bit hard on him why don't you try it and see how many people laugh with you i can tell your just an agresive prick who starts fights with people that are smaller then him because your dad bullys you because he's pissed that his dicks so small Fucking grow up you prick. Nice try though special pants
y not just walk thru the drive thru... ive done it... its usually quit funny.... if ur drunk enuf u can make car noises and have one guy holdin onto an imaginary stearing wheel
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I didn't really laugh at this one. Like, at all. Here's why. If you're gonna talk about how messed up fast food retaurants are, don't make Taco Bell the punch line. Taco Bell is probably one of the best fast food places. I actually work there right now. The only things that come out of guns are the sour cream and guac, because its simply convenient. I would not want to try and spoon the dam cream in a taco.
You might have missed my point. Working at a fast food restaurant is nothing to be proud of. I work there because it has flexible hours for high school and college. I'm not denying its problems either. Im simply saying that, and let me reword this, if you're gonna work at a fast food place, Taco Bell is not a bad choice. I've no idea where the food comes from, so I cannot say it gets to the restaurant completely sanitary...just like ALL food, not just TB.
Ehh. I've seen better. It was a good topic but he didn't exploit it enough. I can't believe he got that many laughs. The people he was performing for must have been drunk so he tried to appeal to them by making them feel not drunk.
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hahahah??haha? ahah?? This is soo NOT FUNNY! Who's laughing?? did he pay you guys?? or are the're just ur family or is it just a recording machine?? seriously this IS NOT FUNNY
Pretty Funny I work at I Taco bell /KFC in a mall food court so we dont have a drive thru but thank goodness we dont i wouldnt know how to handle the drunks lol.
So, who's the guy that Pete Holmes and Matt Braunger are ripping off?
jek21 3 months ago
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FynnDynamite 5 months ago
The album version is about a billion times better. Buy it or get Spotify.
themarxmarvelous 5 months ago
Guy is fucking annoying.
passiveMenis 1 year ago
@passiveMenis youre annoying
Soccerboltxz 1 year ago 2
hahahaha burrito kills the shame!
MrRichardsome1 1 year ago
lol wtf eeww that robot just barfed
yokoprinc 1 year ago
mmmmmm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
usukker 1 year ago
120 dislikes? what the hell. its not the best ive seen but fuck.
Charsept 1 year ago
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AA72AA72 1 year ago
one time i went through the drive thru at jack in the box with two doors open and people puking out of them. all for one order of curly fries because thats all we could afford.
lmlm11 1 year ago
Lame.
aaronreina 1 year ago
sour cream caulk gun = sig-sour!
Cheeseburgermafia 1 year ago
he really reminds me of will ferel( dont know how to spell it)
pivgfm 2 years ago 7
totally
plasticvideo 2 years ago
can you give a single reason why
hhiirrsstt37 2 years ago
look at his hair, his face shape, his body shape, and even his under chin.but it depends on people i guess
pivgfm 2 years ago
@pivgfm It's spelled will pherelll.
xcalibur4ever 1 year ago
@xcalibur4ever not even remotely.... but I like this spelling better
coreyforrestercomedy 1 year ago
@coreyforrestercomedy I like to call him Billy Fare, myself. ;)
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onarin316 2 years ago
lick a dick
tubehomie44 2 years ago
he talks like will ferrell
123josealmeida123 3 years ago
LOL awesome!!!!!!!!! subed
pivotman999 3 years ago
I thought that was really really funny lol
andrewgpm 3 years ago
I SAW YOU ON MAD TV!
wallytherhino2 3 years ago
"yeah johnny law ya cant touch me now!"
"damnit, he's in taco bell... call it off"
i hav to admit that gave me a good laugh
timipouls 3 years ago
:)burrito kills the shame:)
erb4353 3 years ago
I thought he was funny; funnier than anyone I know, thats for sure. Some people THINK they're funny, and we laugh to humor them, but then laugh behind their backs! THIS GUY is someone that I would REALLY laugh at his jokes~I think he has talent for comedy. Not everyone can be a top notch comic; some funny people are needed to fill the night clubs and bars, and you know thats NOT going to be Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock!
Matt, I think you're a funny guy!
Bassingal 3 years ago
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TimelessPictures 3 years ago
I thought it was good if you didn't like it don't comment
Snoweditor 3 years ago
Guac Nine!!!
funny shit
YouAdamNazzkl0wn 3 years ago
.. This was insanely stupid.
dark901 3 years ago
oh soo soo true we like to drive through hardees cause its right next to the bar!!! and those for pads yould be nice
sarasundie 3 years ago
i like the guac9
leitermann 3 years ago
Wow.. so not funny.
omfgstfulolzwtfidk 3 years ago
is that laughter even real...?
queenofdiamondss 3 years ago
I get excited about crapping all day long too lmao
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fuck you all fucking fuckers you eat shit all night. fucking bastard jacksess.
wiirulez123 3 years ago
that shit was funnier lol lol
darkchron 3 years ago
this was funny
ppl just say it unfunny cus they read other bad reviews
allthataries404 3 years ago 2
It isnt funny at all, i didnt laugh the least bit?
trannyjo 3 years ago
well that sucked...
Luke13PL 3 years ago
Either that laughing is fake or peoples standard for what's funny has crashed through the floor. -_-
BLoCKn0cker 3 years ago
im on the closing shift at taco bell...no ones drunk there all STONED
oSTON3o 3 years ago
i cant count how any times ive been high at taco bell, on 4/20 i saw people falling out of their cars at taco bell.
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CUMALIOUS 3 years ago
wtf are you guys talking about this shiz is hilarious. unless you guys have never been drunk hungry. then this would be uber boringtown.
junexXxbug 3 years ago
it's funny to me cause i work at taco bell, lmao.
alex200k 3 years ago
this isnt that funny...
ChoccoTeddy 3 years ago
nice laugh track
kakashi76767 3 years ago
ghb45
dsthejkremhe465 3 years ago
not funny at all... boring.
marianacarey 3 years ago
....kinda funny.....
i've seen way better
iplaybball 3 years ago 2
youre well funny. by the way, im english... sarcasm rules - u dont. die!
clockworkmice 3 years ago
This shit is not funny at all!
CHIROSTAR 3 years ago
esvxx
dsthejkremhe465 3 years ago
damn people, if you got out and lived a little.
this stuff is hilarious if you have experienced it.
Shadowvff 3 years ago
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dsthejkremhe465 3 years ago
duhh dumbass
wolf34306 3 years ago
not funny...
anarchy22x 3 years ago
Sorry, but it's not as funny as I thought.
Animelicious 3 years ago
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this guy sucks -_-
edwierd256 3 years ago
shit comedian. hes lucky dis got featured.
ProdigyBoyo 3 years ago
your being a bit hard on him why don't you try it and see how many people laugh with you i can tell your just an agresive prick who starts fights with people that are smaller then him because your dad bullys you because he's pissed that his dicks so small Fucking grow up you prick. Nice try though special pants
PeaceiHatetheword 3 years ago
my dads dead.
ProdigyBoyo 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
dsthejkremhe465 3 years ago
plus you should think about what your saying, your statements were all false, and your opinion isn't valid- but mine is... bitch.
ProdigyBoyo 3 years ago
this shit is gold v=vxVA83oduVU
rmcstaff9 3 years ago
hey i laughed through it
kishd33 3 years ago
not funny the people in the audience is drunk or high
theyellowman1234 3 years ago 2
that wasn't funny at all
Divadpaint 3 years ago 2
peeenisss wat a gay name
evannrj 3 years ago
Thanks for the English buddy...I can see that you have a very eloquent vocabulary.
99BA 3 years ago
y not just walk thru the drive thru... ive done it... its usually quit funny.... if ur drunk enuf u can make car noises and have one guy holdin onto an imaginary stearing wheel
Mine5weeper 3 years ago
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yfrontunderpants 3 years ago
now in english
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acosicutie 3 years ago
what if I expect her?
RoniTheKillah 3 years ago
id like to see ur bf beheading you
cones2005 3 years ago
FUCK you
formula8888 3 years ago
Hilarious. I love this joke!
tess323 3 years ago
nice movie
claudiayetunde 3 years ago
He sucks horribly
ethan1336 3 years ago 2
sucks..
memouson239 3 years ago 2
Wow get a sense of humor people!, if you don't like him don't waste your time righting a negative comment. I thought he was funny.
haloheadshot13 3 years ago
taco bell is not that bad
find a new topic
butterfreak23456789 3 years ago 2
im sorry but this guy sucks
weak, just weak
tmyracle11 3 years ago 2
I didn't really laugh at this one. Like, at all. Here's why. If you're gonna talk about how messed up fast food retaurants are, don't make Taco Bell the punch line. Taco Bell is probably one of the best fast food places. I actually work there right now. The only things that come out of guns are the sour cream and guac, because its simply convenient. I would not want to try and spoon the dam cream in a taco.
midnitewite 3 years ago
Good for u - glad u take some pride in YOUR work -
On the other hand - a fair amount of people have died eating at taco bell b/c of their problems
riceski 3 years ago
You might have missed my point. Working at a fast food restaurant is nothing to be proud of. I work there because it has flexible hours for high school and college. I'm not denying its problems either. Im simply saying that, and let me reword this, if you're gonna work at a fast food place, Taco Bell is not a bad choice. I've no idea where the food comes from, so I cannot say it gets to the restaurant completely sanitary...just like ALL food, not just TB.
midnitewite 3 years ago
i chuckled...
TheThinWoman 3 years ago
Ehh. I've seen better. It was a good topic but he didn't exploit it enough. I can't believe he got that many laughs. The people he was performing for must have been drunk so he tried to appeal to them by making them feel not drunk.
cocain93 3 years ago
i think thats a laugh track...
...wouldn't be suprised
MusicLover98765 3 years ago
I like the idea of pictures of food and just pushing the button of what you want, that was good :)
holicman 3 years ago
I couldn't do any better, but this still sucks. Sorry dude, fine try.
BurgerTrench 3 years ago
worst comedian ever
ROFLcopter4000 3 years ago
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ShadowDon50 3 years ago
-.-
CL0UDFFVII 3 years ago
Not funny.
hobowithagrenade 3 years ago
Couldn't watch full, bad take just bad.
ihelmz 3 years ago
your trying too hard man booooooooo!
mcwind1 3 years ago
sounds like fake laughing!
evileye5689 3 years ago
This guy's copying whoever Brian Regan is copying.
ArchibaldClumpy 3 years ago
wow this is funny. Wait a minute, no it's not.
Siyko 3 years ago
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KingDavidA 3 years ago
hahahah??haha? ahah?? This is soo NOT FUNNY! Who's laughing?? did he pay you guys?? or are the're just ur family or is it just a recording machine?? seriously this IS NOT FUNNY
and btw Jeff is NOT funny
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mchl333 3 years ago
I'm sorry, I really hate to be hard on the comics, but you are just not funny...
I find "Audrion" (just a few comments ago) funnier than you with a "not joke", so... yeah...
I'm really sorry, it's nothing personal.
PollockQT 3 years ago
eww that robot just barfed is still the best part of these stand up vinettes(spelling?)
tardesnegras 3 years ago
trash
JDbestever 3 years ago
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LoseTheGameDotCom 3 years ago
mediocre
Ayepooted 3 years ago
Jeff Is Funny. Pause. NOT.
Audrion 3 years ago 2
That was a lot funnier than the video, it made me smile...
PollockQT 3 years ago
boring. not funny. crap
duckmanx88 3 years ago
NOT FUNNY--is that can laffer
cyber9rounder1 3 years ago
aight...could be better
mauvaba 3 years ago
this is lame
painstrulove 3 years ago
somewhat meh but guac 9 is pretty funny. :)
boognish1975 3 years ago
nearly as funny as dying :|
jonesmc93 3 years ago 2
not funny.
romaba8 3 years ago 2
know what else is awful? this video
cha1235 3 years ago 2
Pretty Funny I work at I Taco bell /KFC in a mall food court so we dont have a drive thru but thank goodness we dont i wouldnt know how to handle the drunks lol.
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Deimosz 3 years ago
He doesn't bring enough energy to it.
yellowman88 3 years ago
matt is funny maybe he should be president
emmamartini 3 years ago
This guy sucks really bad. shouldn't advertise his shit on youtube. This hurts my ears
sarandnoah 3 years ago
i'm now death
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ziggystarter 3 years ago 3
notttttttt funny at all
casey12343 3 years ago
u right
ps3andsonyfanboy 3 years ago
kujkuky
PersikelisKns 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
x0xOliveOilx0x 3 years ago
EffinGay
hankypanky1111 3 years ago
boooooooooooooooooooring
pumpitup40 3 years ago
this totaly sucks
teddynep 3 years ago 3
"Do you have a meat gun?" lol
bitRAKE 3 years ago
First to view!
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The10TrickPony 3 years ago