I WILL VACCUUM OUT ALL YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE AND THEN BLEND THEM IN A LAWNMOWER SO THEN I WILL PUT THE BLENDED GUTS INTO THE I.V. YOU WILL BE CONNECTED TO. THE ONLY FOOD YOU CAN EAT FROM NOW ON ARE SEMEN AND ASS JELLY. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody know if there's an official name for this animation technique? Would love to chat to the people who made this - any chance of that happening, perhaps by email?
(3/3) 10Then the LORD said, "You had compassion on the plant for which you did not work and which you did not cause to grow, which came up overnight and perished overnight.11"Should I not have compassion on Nineveh, the great city in which there are more than 120,000 persons who do not know the difference between their right and left hand, as well as many animals?"
(2/3)8When the sun came up God appointed a scorching east wind, and the sun beat down on Jonah's head so that he became faint and begged with all his soul to die, saying, "Death is better to me than life." 9Then God said to Jonah, "Do you have good reason to be angry about the plant?" And he said, "I have good reason to be angry, even to death."
Jonah 4 (1/3)....5(b) he made a shelter for himself and sat under it in the shade until he could see what would happen in the city. 6So the LORD God appointed a plant and it grew up over Jonah to be a shade over his head to deliver him from his discomfort. And Jonah was extremely happy about the plant. 7But God appointed a worm when dawn came the next day and it attacked the plant and it withered.
Does anyone else think this is ridiculous? The story I know is one in which Jonah wants to die because Ninevah repents. The story I know has the sailors fearing G-d and sacrificing to Him. The story I know has Jonah reluctantly obeying G-d and delivering a piss-poor prophecy to the Ninevites (Assyrians). The story I know does not have Jonah as "the hero" so much as the patriot who wants Israel's oppressors to perish in the flames of G-d's wrath.
He arrived in Nineveh smelling like fish puke and they didnt take him seriously. They thought he was a nut. 40 days later nothing happened and then he was pissed cuz he went through all that and started blaming God. Hahahaaa. Friggen Idiot!! Thats what happens when you make stuff up for your own benefit. It backlashes at you.
@MsIdontmakevideos Thanks for the english lesson. I wasn't aware I was taking the university entrance exam. I thought this was you tube. Who the hell cares about spelling and grammar? Except for you of course. And you wrote "well it mean they are". Who's the hypocritical dummy now?
@GODBLESSAMERICA71 Are you really that low that you have to go and report someone for making a joke? Even if he was serious it was still funny, and just because someone swore dosen't mean that they are a loser, if so then the whole world is full of losers! I think that you taking things a bit to seriously dude!
@GODBLESSAMERICA71 Oh the choice! A "lowlife" or a "inbred fat retards". How hypocritical are you? Reporting someone for swearing then calling me that! Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
@Rikanrox I can post without swearing. Thats the choice. Those two dummies think they are the next you tube sensation. In reality their just two dumb retards who post their filth on anything that has to do with whales with no regard to who may be watching or reading their posts in order to get attention. They fail. Now get lost and go bow to your queen.
The only problem with that was that Jonah wanted them all to die lol he was not happy by any means with them all accepting the message because then his prophecy wasn't going to come true funny to think he was the only preacher i have ever heard of that got mad when people accepted God into their lives XD
Mat 12:38-39 Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee.
But He answered and said to them, "An evil and adulterous generation craves for a sign; and yet no sign will be given to it but the sign of Jonah the prophet;
The miracle of Jonah is the death, burial and the resurrection. Thats why Jesus refers to it, he authenticated the book of Jonah, The Pharisees knew what he was talking about (Mathew 27:62-65 chief priests and Pharisees gathered together to Pilate, saying, "Sir, we remember, while He was still alive, how that deceiver said, 'After three days I will rise, (The sign of Jonah)
Now the next day, that followed the day of the preparation(high sabbath), the chief priests and Pharisees came together unto Pilate, Saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said, while he was yet alive, After three days I will Rise again. Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the Third day,
After three days I will Rise again. Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the Third day, lest his disciples come by night, and steal him away, and say unto the people, He is Risen from the Dead: so the last error shall be worse than the first Pilate said
Yeah, what happened to the last part of the Jonah story? To my mind, it is the most important part. Great little flick nevertheless. Thanks, guys (and gals).
I like this PLEASE do more! The editing is great. I like the audio and script. The comedy in it is really nice.
The only thing missing is the "sign of Jonah." The lesson he never learned at the end in Jonah 4:9-11. To have pity and mercy on Nine-veh rather than focusing his mercy on a plant.
misrepresentation. the message was, God wanted Ninevah to repent, not just to be destroyed.
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I WILL VACCUUM OUT ALL YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE AND THEN BLEND THEM IN A LAWNMOWER SO THEN I WILL PUT THE BLENDED GUTS INTO THE I.V. YOU WILL BE CONNECTED TO. THE ONLY FOOD YOU CAN EAT FROM NOW ON ARE SEMEN AND ASS JELLY. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
iamthatguyontv 1 month ago
poor misrepresentation of the book of Jonah
DarknessEats 5 months ago
Anybody know if there's an official name for this animation technique? Would love to chat to the people who made this - any chance of that happening, perhaps by email?
andygeers 7 months ago
Thank you for posting this.
momkellogg 9 months ago
just addin the ending :)
Tiffamonk 10 months ago
(3/3) 10Then the LORD said, "You had compassion on the plant for which you did not work and which you did not cause to grow, which came up overnight and perished overnight.11"Should I not have compassion on Nineveh, the great city in which there are more than 120,000 persons who do not know the difference between their right and left hand, as well as many animals?"
Tiffamonk 10 months ago
(2/3)8When the sun came up God appointed a scorching east wind, and the sun beat down on Jonah's head so that he became faint and begged with all his soul to die, saying, "Death is better to me than life." 9Then God said to Jonah, "Do you have good reason to be angry about the plant?" And he said, "I have good reason to be angry, even to death."
Tiffamonk 10 months ago
Jonah 4 (1/3)....5(b) he made a shelter for himself and sat under it in the shade until he could see what would happen in the city. 6So the LORD God appointed a plant and it grew up over Jonah to be a shade over his head to deliver him from his discomfort. And Jonah was extremely happy about the plant. 7But God appointed a worm when dawn came the next day and it attacked the plant and it withered.
Tiffamonk 10 months ago
Does anyone else think this is ridiculous? The story I know is one in which Jonah wants to die because Ninevah repents. The story I know has the sailors fearing G-d and sacrificing to Him. The story I know has Jonah reluctantly obeying G-d and delivering a piss-poor prophecy to the Ninevites (Assyrians). The story I know does not have Jonah as "the hero" so much as the patriot who wants Israel's oppressors to perish in the flames of G-d's wrath.
calebmyers 1 year ago 2
He arrived in Nineveh smelling like fish puke and they didnt take him seriously. They thought he was a nut. 40 days later nothing happened and then he was pissed cuz he went through all that and started blaming God. Hahahaaa. Friggen Idiot!! Thats what happens when you make stuff up for your own benefit. It backlashes at you.
rodneyirani 1 year ago
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pickinbugers 1 year ago
@MsIdontmakevideos Thanks for the english lesson. I wasn't aware I was taking the university entrance exam. I thought this was you tube. Who the hell cares about spelling and grammar? Except for you of course. And you wrote "well it mean they are". Who's the hypocritical dummy now?
GODBLESSAMERICA71 1 year ago
@ktwbtky Your a real moron commenting with your filthy mouth on a kids cartoon. Thanks for that since now you've been reported. Bye Bye loser
GODBLESSAMERICA71 1 year ago
@GODBLESSAMERICA71 Are you really that low that you have to go and report someone for making a joke? Even if he was serious it was still funny, and just because someone swore dosen't mean that they are a loser, if so then the whole world is full of losers! I think that you taking things a bit to seriously dude!
Rikanrox 1 year ago
@Rikanrox But out. Your no better than those lowlifes. Unless your a cousin of those inbred fat retards from kIntucky.
GODBLESSAMERICA71 1 year ago
@GODBLESSAMERICA71 Oh the choice! A "lowlife" or a "inbred fat retards". How hypocritical are you? Reporting someone for swearing then calling me that! Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
Rikanrox 1 year ago
@Rikanrox I can post without swearing. Thats the choice. Those two dummies think they are the next you tube sensation. In reality their just two dumb retards who post their filth on anything that has to do with whales with no regard to who may be watching or reading their posts in order to get attention. They fail. Now get lost and go bow to your queen.
GODBLESSAMERICA71 1 year ago
The only problem with that was that Jonah wanted them all to die lol he was not happy by any means with them all accepting the message because then his prophecy wasn't going to come true funny to think he was the only preacher i have ever heard of that got mad when people accepted God into their lives XD
CloudStrife911 1 year ago
Hahahaha! I loved this!!! We learned about it in my ancient history class :-D
tonboy907 1 year ago
Mat 12:38-39 Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee.
But He answered and said to them, "An evil and adulterous generation craves for a sign; and yet no sign will be given to it but the sign of Jonah the prophet;
udokoi 1 year ago
The miracle of Jonah is the death, burial and the resurrection. Thats why Jesus refers to it, he authenticated the book of Jonah, The Pharisees knew what he was talking about (Mathew 27:62-65 chief priests and Pharisees gathered together to Pilate, saying, "Sir, we remember, while He was still alive, how that deceiver said, 'After three days I will rise, (The sign of Jonah)
udokoi 1 year ago
Math 27:62-65
Now the next day, that followed the day of the preparation(high sabbath), the chief priests and Pharisees came together unto Pilate, Saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said, while he was yet alive, After three days I will Rise again. Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the Third day,
udokoi 1 year ago
After three days I will Rise again. Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the Third day, lest his disciples come by night, and steal him away, and say unto the people, He is Risen from the Dead: so the last error shall be worse than the first Pilate said
udokoi 1 year ago
, Ye have a watch: go your way, make [it] as sure as ye can. So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch
udokoi 1 year ago
only one question ? JONAH in a whale ,be cf to Jesus in the grave,was he alive too.
udokoi 1 year ago
that... wasn't exactly what happened. god wasn't to destroy it, but to save it!!!
ZachariasClub 1 year ago
It's a whale...not a fish...if you want to say it was a big fish draw a fish not a whale...
sniperontheroof123 2 years ago
in the Bible it said "Big Fish"
GamerUnleashed 2 years ago
haha have u seen jud? i love him hes awsome
1001Taylorswift 2 years ago
Yeah, what happened to the last part of the Jonah story? To my mind, it is the most important part. Great little flick nevertheless. Thanks, guys (and gals).
jdnewtonii 2 years ago
i agree, the last part shows how jonas didnt really surrender at all
jrcox89 2 years ago
cute story
ncastronomer 2 years ago
It was sooooooo rewarding to be part of this project. Any voice stuff you need anytime! And listen to New Country 955 KWNR!!!
- Ryan :)
rhunter81 2 years ago
The graphics & the making of this video is awesome
broken2bmadewhole 2 years ago 2
WORD TO YOUR PASTOR!!
killraykeebe 2 years ago
OK that was coolest freakin' video I've seen in a long time!!
GladILeft 2 years ago 2
I like this PLEASE do more! The editing is great. I like the audio and script. The comedy in it is really nice.
The only thing missing is the "sign of Jonah." The lesson he never learned at the end in Jonah 4:9-11. To have pity and mercy on Nine-veh rather than focusing his mercy on a plant.
VersatileMind4Christ 2 years ago 2