TF2: 10 ways to tell if you're a noob

[DJ787100]

1 way to tell if your a noob in tf2 is if your asking for free stuff because.for example a f2p noob asked for free refind metal when i was on my favourite server and he was bitching like really.... badly he would not stop... :(

[billxu1]

stronger is the song at first

[ElRickillero]

song? :D

[nhipger]

3 musketeers

[ivailoto5]

lol once steam banned me because of some guy that though that invisibility as a spy is a hack

[snejulin4ety]

@ivailoto5 i know i banned you :D

[masterofre51v2]

number 4.....yeah thats me....

[Paralellex]

The backstab is some kind of magical hack.  I mean, heavy's can't backstab, right? And he was on my own team! And then he turned into an enemy spy right after the backstab! And then went invisible! What the heck!

[qwerty789345]

@tomrh99 damns straight

[Ezio9heAssassin]

SPIES. Bloody useless! Lol perfect timing

[tomrh99]

u dont know how many times I see cloaked spys using voice chat...

[QuagsireCrotchKick]

I'm not a noob, I just don't like to share the teleporter

[FirestickisHot]

evryone who hate pyros cuz the are fucking annoying and only pussys play that thumps up... i wanna know how much ppls they hate them so much like me!! the others play pyro

[tomrh99]

@FirestickisHot fuck off you obviously know nothing about tf2. Go and play some more/hit puberty before making stupid comments.

[Enderman25]

pyro and spy

spy: honey could you light my cigerrete?

pyro:sure!

spy:AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

Pyro:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[evilchao25]

Magical hack. XD

[99tirewire]

SPAAIS BLOODY USELESS

[ISeTriX]

1:00 the engi look at him when he sapped it

[Thegreatwario383]

2:57 He was too POOR and IRISH to know how to rocket jump!

[NightStalker235]

Hilarious

[RumblezMan]

1. NO.

2. That is nonsense xD

3. Um, idk.

4. OF COURSE WE CAN.

5. ¬¬

6. Nope it isnt.

7. I dont.

9 (you skipped 8). Uh i dont.

10. Nope.

[KageKiller245]

@RumblezMan You should pay attention.

[TehCrackersOnCrak]

I just love how you gave Soldier a Scottish accent at 2:56 :D

[Leibowitz]

very entertaining. Thanks for a smile

[Cascante98]

I M charged, Ok u ready 2 use d uber? HELL YEAH! hey whuddufuck are yew dewin' You better run now beeches i m ubered and i got my bonesaw then he dies

[MrChronoLex]

7 and 8 is very funny

[BlueWizardViolinist]

when i first time saw someone putting up 8 stickies and not dying when flying threw the sky, i tried it myself and suicided. I didn't know he was using the sticky jumper -______________- that's when i was a noob demoman..

[Crashgek]

11: If you've skipped the training. :D

[tomhi3]

Look like the Medic is from smosh

[tomhi3]

This maked me....LMFAOOOO

[Arcralf]

Actually, you can't always try a headshot on a still target.

Sometimes he moves, and you miss the shot altogether.

So just headshot while possible, if you don't feel confident, rely on body shots.

[cinevreabani]

:) fuck

[BryanSporeCreations]

ho is the first music?

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

343 people are noobs

[toonrichard]

4:36 and the funny thing is that became an achievment in tf2.

[FranticFatality]

I just started playing this game yesterday without training, not knowing what to do and even I wouldn't do shit like this.

[danelo13]

lol i only failed at sticky jump

[pokeminer]

You know you're a noob when you try to uber a cloaked spy.

[ThatGuyIn321]

How to tell if you're a noob, way #11:

If you choose to play pyro when you already have one on your team...

[MrCorroxide]

@ThatGuyIn321 But I like being the Pyro.

[Linguma]

@ThatGuyIn321 some pyro tactics require skill

[The4LA2Baker0]

#1, you think TF2 is skill oriented.

[TheAyjayman]

MUSIC?

[glamerite]

You shod never tok when a spy

[99tirewire]

every single tf2 player has been a noob made mistakes like healing enemy spies and w+mouse 1,and so forth but we learn from the experience of playing this FPS and after playing for about 200 hours you should make less mistakes

[xtrme99]

I just thought of something.. Can two Medics uber charge each other and then fight? o.o

[electricirishllamas]

3:03 WTF why does Demo sound american and soldier sound Irish?

[BestWT1]

0:00 dencing with ambassador?

[toonrichard]

@BestWT1 to fence with the REVOLVER, you have to quick switch to the revolver and taunt. really hard to do.

[Antiks72]

greatest game ever

[The4LA2Baker0]

@Antiks72 Ummmmm.... No.

[zzblasterx1]

you know i LOVE TF2 and when people do this stuff i switch to the other team as a spy and make them rage quit (especally engis :P)

[dragonslayer0603]

i once had an uber and my heavy died

so i ubered myself and got 7 kills

[Niimphy]

I got 9/10 and I have only had the game for 2 months ... :)

[codmw2kid1000]

how to know if your a noob: U WATCHED TIS VID WICH MEANS 144792 PEOPLE ARE NOOBS

[nCitoS]

That explains why I get killed a lot when I'm invisible.

I'm mic-happy..... :"c

[TheSNESGrounder]

I dont play this game yet, and I dont think I would do any of these noob things.

[ThatLogicalSqueaker]

I just got the game a week ago, i honestly thought Spy's were invisible, not translucent.

[Christhefireshark]

I've played for about a day, and I'm guilty of #5.

[TheOnlineVariety]

I dont know how to soldier rocket jump...

D:

[txfnero]

I miss people standing still as a sniper sometimes, mainly because I'm expecting them to move, so I twitch in the direction I think they're gonna move...then they don't move.. then they move after I shoot. *facepalm*

[CheckPleez480]

Spy: Hey, dude. can chu' please light meh cigarette?

Pyro: Mmhm.

Spy: Thanks ,dude.

*LIGHTS SPY ON FIRE*

Spy: W-w-wait!!! I change my mi- AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Pyro: MMM!!!MMHMHMHMH!!

[dynamiccookingtime]

@CheckPleez480 i do believe im on fire

[ArchnasKandasmn]

The Pyro is just making a hot tub why everybody hating

[DEFENDER6100]

you forgot this:you know your a noob if you do nothing but use the engineer.(considering if you build a sentry and a dispenser right next to you where a corner where no one can get you.and they think they are pro or something.well,no they suck balls.((not you unless you really do this))

[Alltehnamesaretaken1]

@DEFENDER6100 Thats not being a noob, its being sensible, if you have a decent team it shouldnt even be a problem, just a delay

[DEFENDER6100]

@Alltehnamesaretaken1 oh alright,but the way people place them on xbox live,it's outragous.

[nCitoS]

...This makes me want to troll my team on TF2 :D

[MrSlayer543]

its hard for me to rocket jump as soldier.......FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Arzaker]

usually i onl;y place building out side my base so that i can upgrade them then move them up rather than having some one come along and just blow it up

[Machelpsful]

Yep, im a noob…

[lennyspizza]

your a noob if you PLAY pyro especcialy if you w.m1

[VNdoug]

@lennyspizza

You are a noob if you can't KILL w+m1 pyros.

[5fifthwheel5]

Maybe if you go invisible as spy then the train won't hit you?

[TheAngryPanda11]

Surprisingly im not a noob :D

[TheRenegadeChampion]

not to brag, but i think i'm surprisingly good at recognizing spies, unless they sneak up behind me. sometimes a spy will go after someone else, run right past me and i shoot them dead

[TheMcDucky]

awesome

[NickAura]

Ah.. the good old days, the time when the game was somewhat balanced and servers weren't full of faggots smelting/ trading instead of actually playing the game.

[MrTuas]

You can tell youre a noob if you sit in the enemys base doing absolutely nothing with the cloak and dagger.

[blazzing4321]

LMAO !! it looked like the engineer started singing @ 5:28

...and died :(

[Tanazen]

I've only played TF2 about... five times, lol, but I know about all these. Apart from the sticky / rocket jumps, since I don't usually play as Demoman or Soldier.

[blickluke]

hahhahhahahaha true

i was called a hacker not so long ago for backstabbing a massive attack push, demoman a soldier a kirtz heavy with medic

[shubhampatel95]

This was funny as hell xD



[Makinnoz13]

10. "u cant see me"

sniper: *boom* "spies better useless"

me: wow hes right....

[WoolyTheBooly]

I push people out, if they do it to me.

[mercedes466]

Omg 7 and 8 is really really stupid to do xD

[tmacandcheese1]

I just started TF2 and I knew most of em <(^.^<)

I will admit, I didn't think about doing a sticky jump on Demo. Granted, I don't play demo, so okay =P

[TheArtyomGuy]

And now there are F2P Noobs... Recognise em of the Ghastly Gibus

[Mosixman]

Wow, this video is fucking awful.

[zeitgeistermann]

HEAL'S YEAH!

xD Awesome.

Haha, I was a sniper and apparently this scout hadn't seen me, but I was right in front of him and couldn't shoot him because my mouse needed batteries X( FAIL.

[shinymanish]

ok first of all a noob is a new comer im not being mean or anything

[zOMGiez1]

haha 0:01 "the three musket-spies"

[MrPaladin1176]

Seen all these in game. One I hate is the line at a low level teleport when you could run to the exit faster

[arbitraryGamblignant]

Man, I've only been playing TF2 for a little while (a couple of weeks) and even /I/ know not to do this shit.

The only thing I can say I did that was useless was the Engineer one, about building things in useless places. I only did it once, and I built a sentry inside our base P: Hell if I knew what I was doing.

[LuigiFan1996]

@arbitraryGamblignant Join the club bro. I've been playing since it was F2P and I wasnt so bad to begin with mahself.

[JetTripleSeven]

@arbitraryGamblignant Dunno man... if you're playing Capture the Flag, putting one directly in front of the intelligence works pretty well.

[arbitraryGamblignant]

@JetTripleSeven what I meant was playing Control Point, ctf is obviously something very different, ahahaha.

[MrDestroyer04]

Hey iy hav bafd spelinfand bsg gramatr

[lopita345]

i laughed the all the 5 minutes of the video lol

[MissingnoTheGreat]

Number 4 might not apply if you have muscle spasms or a very unsteady hand.

[Tails7373]

So, does it count as being a noob if you push a scout off a teleporter?

[AdminiumWarrior]

How to tell if someone actualy is a hacker:

On 2 fort, they can snipe you from the intel room to the battlements on the other side as a medic.

[XThunderStrokerX]

In my oppinion the best class in TF2 is either the spy or the scout

[mitchfitch]

EVERYONE starts out as a noob.... Even me.

BUT SOMEBODY PLEASE COACH ME!!! I'm so sad people always kill me just cos imma girl. But this game is soo damn fun I wanna be good at itttttttt :(

[xCloud8745x]

@mitchfitch ^man

[mitchfitch]

@xCloud8745x whud?

[xCloud8745x]

@mitchfitch ^Man.

[littlespriter4735]

@mitchfitch Time...I have 9 hours left of download, so I haven't even played, but hey, they don't know you're a girl. They'll shoot anyone. I remember my first time on COD...Acusing everyone of hacking, especially those guys that knife you in the back...and now I'm actually pretty good. Not great, but pretty good. Give it time, my friend.

[kiwininja100]

thanks now i know im not a noob exsept for pointles buildings XD

[brhaosys]

2:50

I guess the second demo thinks 2 = 8.

[ZxRekz]

4:30 unda da seeeeaaa!!

[YouPlayIEdit]

So..Im noob xD

[Pintassilgo12]

I hate pushers.

[mrsjorsyboy]

nice



[MrBrainrusher]

Got to love the noobie red team

[firefang225]

I hate it when im waiting to go through a level 1 teleporter that takes ages to recharge and some random douchebag comes along and shoves me off >:(

[9volt65]

@firefang225 Free to play player: WHATS A TELEPORTER

Gunslinger Engie: -FIST-

[9volt65]

@firefang225 Free to play player: WHATS A TELEPORTER

[ptccashmoneymaker]

@firefang225 for how long have u been playing tf2? btw totally agree - so annoying

[firefang225]

@ptccashmoneymaker I dunno... a few months? nearlly a year?

[ptccashmoneymaker]

@firefang225 kk - thought so - well if u think thats annoying...then its good u first started now, since in the beginning when it was released there was no lv2 or lv3 teleporter, only a teleporter, and there u would see a hole team on 1 teleporter, and people constantly pushing, and annoying the shit out of each other ^^....but if u want to go faster...why not change to engineer and upgrade and then change class again? takes 2 seconds ^^

[wiias40]

@firefang225

it happend to me five times in one game!

[firefang225]

@wiias40 Wow thats unlucky D:

[gisibah]

@firefang225 maybe that was me >:D

[Martin126X]

Ew, fucking gay song.

God i hate techno/hip hop/rap/everything made after 1990.

[littlespriter4735]

@Martin126X HAVE FAITH

There still exists good music. Overlook the techno and rap. ESPECIALLY that dubstep transformer sex shit. You have to look hard though.

I'm a fan of Tenacious D and Sex Bob-omb \m/

[whambammcflam]

i just started playing today. ive done all these things

[MrTarekCO]

For pyro i use a degreaser with the shotgun and attendant set.. i airblast mah victims, while in the air they have poor aim so i use my shotgun to finish them off when i has that chance :3

[azreona]

Omfg u made my day xd

[illusion756]

I've yet to figure out how to rocket jump. I don't die, but I don't go flying either >_> <_<

[xLycosax]

Funny and good video! =D I can do all of these . N ot guiltu of anything from these. So im atleast medium player.

[TheHman567]

ah the spycrab natural predator, the train

[1337Stylish]

and 11.If you play as pyro

[TheGamesFoe]

@1337Stylish as in kids play as pyro yah i get tired of that they think just because you light people on fire they think its the best class so they get all their nooby friends and pryo spam

[Luigi2446]

@TheGamesFoe im good as pyro but dont play it much

mostly spy but i play whatever comes into mind

[anazron805811]

9 should just be playing pyro

[L1nkn1vy]

7... Ah, no, if I'm a Medic I'm pushing any non Medic or Engy off the Teleporter.

[Vizaru]

OMG IM SUCH A NOOB

[w1200441]

4:55 lmao!

[Owlsandwich]

0:40 oh the irony, spy is a noob!

[TheEvilest101]

On the teleporter Duck then you dont fall off

[chobotsinformer000]

I dont do anything except 8, sometimes when I teleport I lose track of how far away from the spawn, like I placed a teleporter in dustbowl and I forgot that the house I put it in had a door to the spawn next to it. That was just a mistake it only happened one time

[lennyspizza]

Heres some reasons

Playing pyro and spamming your flamer like hell

You dont use the right weapon at the right time (espessialy with soldier)

Saying "no killing"

buy EVERY item from the mann co store (Not including crates & keys)

Not working for achievements (going on achievement server and type Achievementall)

[Toxicspida99]

PYRO AIRGUITAR SOLO!!!!!

[123impakdial]

uhh... dude i push people off the teleporter to troll

[ScOrPiOnE905]

11.Disguising as a scout.

[chill579]

What a shit scotish accent!!

[oabluebird]

I'll admit to not being able to rocket jump. however, that was when I started to learn the classes and before I found my niche is a heavy.

[neoman289151]

here's how to tell your a noob: Uber charging disguised spies xD

[MrBenSampson]

@neoman289151 I once saw an enemy medic ubercharging a friendly spy, who was doing the spy-crab. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen in TF2.

[neoman289151]

@MrBenSampson I once saw a friendly medic uber charge a enemy spy

The stupid part? it was a sniper.... you don't uber snipers! -_-'

[TSDFurReal]

Hurr underwater flamethrower. I'll just get my flaregun and set their sniper on fire then do some blazing. Let's not forget spies that charge into enemy lines in front of fire, snipers that don't go anywhere, pyros that go in enemy lines every time, heavies that go out without some form of backup (like a medic) and expect to live.

[TheBusterMania]

Haha I know one too... I telefragged an engineer (noob) once, and he called me a hacker for the next 20 minutes LMAO.

[MrProfessorElemental]

Anyone notice how ironic it was that the SOLDIER was speaking with a Irish/Scottish accent and the DEMO was speaking with an American accent?

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

Well, at least I'm not a noob, but I'm still pretty bad.

[GiantTurtleWave]

you know your a noob when: there's already 4 other (insert class here) and you choose that class...

[Derpman131]

actually i suck as sniper cause i got fidgety hands it causes me to spaz wheni click

[lolrofl64]

to 6 same thing about the tele frag

[MrBenSampson]

I hate nooby engineers the most. On Dustbowl, they usually decide to build their shit at the second control-point during setup, and they don't even fortify it PROPERLY! After losing the first point, I'd fall back to see a couple sentries clustered together in a useless corner. A few moments later, YOU FAILED!!!! I actually had a nightmare about nooby engineers a few days ago. It was weird waking up pissed off.

[Gerstein1]

@MrBenSampson Rule of thumb: don't play dustbowl. It's a horrible map in comparison to others.

[filipvojtik]

@MrBenSampson agree hate noobs that think after losing a dustbowl fight they think that sentries still works so they build them in front of resuply or in a useless corner so its just as you sayd.

[igor1903]

@MrBenSampson Worst of all is when engineers decide to defend capture points with mini-sentries...

[BluntmanEXE]

While I agree with most of this list, I find 5 to be a bit insulting. I tried rocket-jumping a couple times as Soldier, but I could never get it down, so I just gave up on it. Never tried sticky-bomb jumping, since I never use Demoman. Also, I HATE when I'm Medic, and the Soldier I'm healing suddenly rocket-jumps and I lose him.

Also, 10 confuses me. If people can still see you when you go invisible, what's the point of using it in the first place?

[EmoticonMayhem]

@BluntmanEXE people can't see you when you're invisible unless you bump into people, oh and, bout you rocket jumping problem, to rocket jump straight up you simply jump and fire a rocket straight fown just before the peak of your jump, you need good timing to do it.

[titioDApipoca]

lol , this is a good video ... XD . and real , there are too much engies that do the number 1 , but the noobest and more did is the number 3 , i hate when my team mates do this , great video ... tf2 acount ; "Mr. Hedgehog "

[vulgixtrax]

Your a noob if you think that emote`s cant kill and call it a hack if you get killed by such an emote.

[PokefanLoojopop]

you forgot 11: You know you're a noob if you don't use team chat for things you should; such as alerting your teammates if an enemy spy is disguised as a certain class, or yourself.

You have no idea how many people do this...

[natedog12100]

your also a noob if you get pushed off a teleporter by a scout as a heavy

[Sparrtan15]

5:05 LMAO

[jefre117]

the demo yust cant count not hes fold :(

[Bulldan]

i hate people who do number 9, they seem to forget that they have ranged weps if im too far away

[TheVerancini]

@Bulldan There is only number 1 = piss

number 2 = shit

(if shemale Number 9 = shit while pee in ass and wank vagina.