AMAZING PRODUCT! Unbelievable!

[juicnrocker005160]

Lmao sarah jessica parker and angelia jo lee or however u spell her name

[Lhumairrr]

SARAH JESSICA PARKER LMAOOOO

[pepsidude308]

everybody like robs vids that way all his vids get viewed and more people get to know robs channel

[TrikkyVids]

Subscribed



[ThePspdog98]

well i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair

[XxXxnikolasxXxX]

0:49 did anyone else notice he said left in put but he puts in the right in put?

[knoke5]

one of the best bloodblitz in a while

[thescoutfulspy]

it's midnight and i had to pause this video every 5 seconds to catch my breath and keep the noise low. im still dying. xD

[charl0101]

wot.......the.......fuck

[RatePage]

this would be so awesome if it actually worked

[justisdaman]

i love how the colors don't match up with the word

[xxDeadlyMohawkx]

number???!?!

i need this

[nenaizaMCRfreak]

WHY YOU NO HAVE MORE VIEWS!

[JoshKeatonFan]

Why doesn't this video have more views? You have people that just put total garbage up on this YouTube thing and they get over 1 Million views but a very funny and creative and put–together video like this only gets a little more than 23,000+ views! What is wrong with people. Check out indiegogo [dot] com [slash] not [dash] productive and see what one YouTuber is doing about this.

Fred sucks!

[blucatt1k]

i so want a Treckphotonistikiregaglitarium­istilation Walker now

[venuss3333]

Omg this video cheered ne up!!! Haven't laughed like this forever!

[xXGLUCXx]

1:57 i shit my self

[Jrollzz]

I haven't laughed this hard in years

[MultiMissLoveable]

Like if you tried to pause at 3:42 to see what the thing in the corner said

[xunkownx499]

BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA FUCKING ORIGINAL

[J5224]

AWESOME

[MannyMMA]

Sarah Jessica Parker LOLOLOL

[racered94]

WHERE CAN I BUY IT!!!!!

[saledge]

FUCK! I'm the 43'rd and a half caller -.-

[ICIce44]

FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK they sold out

[j0shred1]

mues can suck it

[gunraykilla]

Who else thought of QWOP int he begining?

[NecKClippA]

@gunraykilla loool

[ferdiachten]

lol and masturbation is easy XD

[furpaproductions]

do you like youre wife? 'well of course i do' "well if you go to india, they have the best flavoured beef." .... wtf hahaha

[Nintendoman851]

the 79th prustomer lolol!

[TheVessaharja]

one...two...three... shit

[Superplatypus25]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. NO JOKE. IM BEING SO HONEST. I WAS FUCKING CRYING. YOU GUYS SHOULD BE MORE KNOWN

[1Ronaldinho10]

@Superplatypus25 uhm... then u havent watched alot

[Maper555]

@Superplatypus25 he used to get 100k views a video then he went to college i dont get it tho

he has 170k subs and only gets like 30k average views its lammeee

[FlyWire14]

ohmahdawd im teh 1000th person to like this video! :O

[MrRossipoo]

$152.99 lool

[BassMastersToBe]

do a rant on how people constantly talk crap about people/\

[darkscoper34]

Amazing

[iamthebull5SH]

2:21 "Plus a Mandatory Donation of $50 to the children of Wisconsin." I LIVE IN WISCONSIN!

[chaossaga]

50th Caller gets the best deal.

Awesome video, hilariously good, applaudingly 6 Stars (ly is intended) :D.

[taryndancer29]

I started laughing right away!

[NecKClippA]

looooooool

[Deather7493]

1:30 - epileptic seizure

[cotyslick]

omg made my day LOL

[midnightsun1able]

when is ur next product coming out!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxitzbunnyxx]

Holy crap! They got Sarah Jessica Parker to help make their vid!

[xxitzbunnyxx]

Oh Rob, you've done it again :)

[SugarStrangler]

And if you're a nice guy we'll throw in this!

[karel252]

i want that macheti !!!!!

[endeppa]

I think I just did an internet.

Thanks big bro.

[fatmanpwner]

40yards you say???

[Cirbopher67]

@fatmanpwner That's the smallest 40 yard penis ive ever seen lol

[mrbuzzsw]

Who new u could die of asphyxiation by watching robs videos ?

[zero2212]

I'm gunna try to solve the math equations in terms of X

[johnu2008]

Acura driver, high five ! Lol great vid

[Manwithgas123]

That uhhh... Seriously looked like Angelina Jolie...

[smashbrosfan25]

thats $153.98 i'll take twenty

[sausagefingers51]

im dead. this video has done me in. too funny. lmfao

[pk4KO]

Lmfao a Christmas Lights Timer xD

[xXlegitvidsmanX2]

thumbs up if you seen salmon at the end of all those colors he just said

[69Ford429]

I think those 13 dislikes must be from people who worked with Billy Mays???

[DKproductions]

1:29 should be a new dance.

[0jinZ]

@DKproductions That's Jerking

[JaredTG188]

Hot pink in black

[iemmaanything]

Hahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa bloody funny

[nicolettedahipstur]

AND IF YOU'RE A NICE GUY WE'LL THROW IN THIS.

I can't even tell you how many tears fell from my eyes during this video, I'm still hysterical laughing while typing this oh my god.

[dxdude2004]

But does it help cure cancer??

[happylolproductions]

Why does this original, funny and entertaining video only have 14 000 views and people like Ray William Johnson get over a million for a the same fucking video each time??!

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@happylolproductions As a fan of BL00DBlitz and RWJ I'm curious as to where I stand.

[soldierkiller29]

@happylolproductions cuz this shit aint funny?

[WhoMrAwesome]

wow

[ArticFox934]

I WANT A FUCKING PONY



[thepikachu176]

its as easy as on *messes with wires* TWO *shoves wires in wrong way* THREE *effs up also says SHIT!!!*

[yhdfgif]

My 9year old nephew was watching this with me and said"Dont yall have one of those?"

LOOOOOOOOL!

[TheDjpwn3]

I used to be a marathon runner too, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[JoshKeatonFan]

12 people got ripped off

[MeatyGuys]

14,000 VIIIEEEWW

[MWproductions1000]

Nice!!!

[xragnawx]

Best video I've ever seen in my life.

[DeviltoGeorgia34]

I strangely was able to follow the numbered caller bit.

[LOOKMEUPBITCH]

"i used to be a marathon runner but i could never run races cause i had problems!!" xD lol!! FUCKING LOVE THIS VID!!

[diana102393]

NOOOO! CALCULUS IN AN INFO-MERCIAL!! DD:

DAMN YOU INTEGRALS!!!!

[TheBernie1996]

At 4:00 That blueprint is the one from the Soyuz Rocket, isn't it?

[randomperson11111123]

@TheBernie1996 Looks like it to me

[TheAlmightyEmmanuel]

I need to get me one of them Treckphotonistikiregaglitarium­istilation walkers!

[MakesMeSee18Videos]

Hey Gregory do you lover your wife.

Boy howdy i don't

If you go to India they have the best flavor of beef

LMFAO

[akinerol1]

If you're not the 43rd and a half caller, we'll sell this to you for 5 for $6, 6 for $7, 9 for $12, 13 for $44 and a half, 4 for $9 and a half, 3 for $12, 7, 8 of the 9/$43.00 for...134615385 plus $798.99 plus $4.99 for 3... and $3 for the 2nd for the 4th 9.

That's a deal if I've ever heard one!

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

Ahem... For the easy price of $12.99 plus $79.99 shipping plus $8.00 for a recycling fee and $3 for a transcoding fee PLUS a mandatory donation of fifty dollars to the childrens of Wisconsin so they can buy themselves a bunch of schoolbooks because their teacher went Johnny Kyle on Mentos in the parking lot asfnafi ij4fj409 f 490f4e0a409f *gasp* *faint*

[Eldores666]

1 : 30 looks like he is smoking

[EllieJ98]

Best part 0:00 - 0:15 LMAO!

[MrNicholas132]

Cows are sacred in Hinduism.

[18JulioDLC23Bruhh]

LMFAO!!!

[AllThingsAmazing101]

The first 16 seconds already made me cry of laughter, like this if you agree :]

[IronMaidenFan65]

Guys...this may be your masterpiece haha

[ilovejp94]

everytime i open this video, i almost pee myself with the "are you having trouble walking your dog" LMAO THE WAY HE IS WALKING ROFL

[AtheneWon360]

Wild Watermelon?

[TRYSTON888]

i fucking love you

[Ograws]

Rob you should be a filmmaker or television director I'd watch everything you make!!

[throwinsomeds]

Lmao

[outofmyownWorld]

Rob, you are one of the most original of people on YouTube. You're videos are awesome.

[TheMitchia]

At 3:26 "you're gonna connect to the yellow to the blue one,the blue one is gonna go to the green one and the green one is gonna go to the orange-black one with a yellow stripe and the yellow one is gonna go to the green-orange-white-blue-black one and thats gonna connect to the gold one of the yellow one with a pink stripe with the one with the red but the green one is gonna go to the black one and vise versa which connects with the blue and the gold and the gray one."......wait...WHAT?!?!

[thecardrawer10]

@TheMitchia it makes sense!

[Reptar1497]

1:18 & 1:30 xD

[TackyNames]

Lol, reminded me of going to the store.

[IpodLegends12]

1:20 xD

[YoBabyFood]

LOL! Wonder if he is gonna do a rant on infomercials.

[dunnystuff]

real life qwop

[duane900]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a bloodblitz video til now!

[xXdark3ndAng3lXx]

1:08 Haha he had the camera backwards xP

[amber619pop]

lmao...sarah jessica parker is a horse :-D

[concord1998]

4.99 for 3 for the 2nd for 4th 9, What.

[5aq]

BOY HOWDY NO I DON'T!



[anthonyblast62]

do a rant on shuffle im seirous! its so stupid and i like c walk not in gang or anything i like the dance thats all look up shuffle then look up cwalk and notice how shuffle is basicly the same thing just slide i mean that! and look up c walk you actully have to work on cwalk and train so you can get better shuffle its easy and i feel no acomplishment in mastering shuffle cuase you could just do it the first time you see shuffle and c walk i like cause i like feeling acolpishment you will see

[anthonyblast62]

@anthonyblast62 what i mean yes its a contined message but i like feeling acomplishment from master certain moves of the c walk i hope you can apporve and agree with my point

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

lmfao..

[AshleyTisdaleFan965]

This is so funny because its so true. The bullshit they try to sell you is ridiculous. Loved it!

[skewb40]

I hate my life :)

[speedzonefilms]

this is soo funny XD

[21moons21]

Wait... wtf? You used to be soo popular!! Thank god i found your channel again I forgot to subscribe b4. You deserve just as many views untalented people have ( RWJ)

[buddypokekid]

This beats every marketing video of NigaHigas :))

[aceprinceton92]

@buddypokekid are you high? this vid is bull dude its not even comedy, its jus babbling nonsense.

[drumadude28]

going to the store

[superkellerman8D]

QWOP

[DrMeh3]

AWESOME!!!!

[thecardrawer10]

i didnt come within 5 seconds.. usually takes me about 5 minutes

[TheToastyGuitar]

L.M.A.O!!!!!!

[chavezjjj9]

IN SECONDS... THAT APPLE JUICE LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH YO DRINK LMAO

[BobbySteels7]

i haven't been entertained by a youtube video in a while until today

[kleeTheDarkKnight]

"Those aren't needed" LOLOLOL

[mindnomad]

I could use one of these...

[shihtzupup98]

That was hilarious!!!

[aricept12]

nvm, that was ont he other channel

[aricept12]

why do they keep on reuploading this same thing

[bugo92]

@aricept12

its not the same. the other one was the one at the beginning. so how about u watch the full thing u dumbass

[concord1998]

i am doing this to everyone at school now

[darkstarkiller710]

so they going to jail for kidnapping that girl

[TheTorchy3]

I called 1800 7382 7825 WHY is it NOT WORKING!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gibsonfingers]

FUCKING LOL

[AliceFell2Wonderhell]

wheres my triloquididliofhindppajsjf thing? i called..

nothing.

what a rip off.

[Rd3760]

I know what I want for Christmas

[sollerclock]

looks legit

[Altermaster13]

pretty much every commercial ever since billy mays and the shamwow guy

[chezkilla99]

Haha I lold so hard, Best video this year. Can't get enough of bl00dblitz

[Mr123abcfunny]

hahahahahahahaha best one yet!:)

[rct3fan00]

You guys are too fucking hilarious xD

[soratimon17]

mitt romney.... stop advertising. im not voting for you. just cause you take time out of my youtube viewing.

[TehTardis]

LOL the walking was awes

[HazzaG212]

This is what happens if you contract QWOPitis

[BrianneAM2008]

All I can say is Wow.... and I wanna buy this product! lol

[cr7ei]

what's the name of the product again|?

[glitterlustxx]

That is how you dance to dubstep

[AntiMatterWave]

This is the 3rd video in a row that ive seen where I'm the 301st viewer, is YouTube broken gain?

[RoJoproductions123]

I lol'd zo hard

[PinkPuddle235]

i could not stop laughing. omg i died.

you guys are hilarious ! <3 keep it up :D

[saedt]

BRAIN EXPLODED

[Yhdyssanakoe]

Free Ice! Oh boy

[1996Jamez]

funniest guy on youtube

[Anascup]

Looooool

[crazyrazza4evar123]

Get this on TV!

[Sp4Rk3x3]

You have instruction from USSR? O.o

[52727030]

This sucks.

[1996Jamez]

@52727030 how?

[HPMainMafia]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[stardude3396]

I think this is one of your best videos ever.

[ninosmoshi101]

Pure comedy

[GlobalGamingSociety]

Bl00dBlitz.. you are god.

[dlinekidd93]

DenomFilms?

[gorance2000]

I can't stop laughing!

[btwojo]

that foot spazing is fucking hilarious!

[TheManciniman]

@rockers39 it's a bug with YouTube, it says you're the 301-309th viewer for a few days. Like it says I'm the 306th

[CodeSlapper]

@TheManciniman Not a bug.. when views exceed 300, they are cached and sent to the special verification unit (SVU) to ensure that they are real views and not someone running up the numbers, then they are added to the posted total.

[LuVBl00dblitz]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF QWOPPING ?