The obelisk is such a ridiculous ship! Even the caldari freighter is more gentle... and Providence?? Providence is beatifull and i wouldnt even mension fenrir
When I played EvE for the first time I remember someone wrote on noob corp chat "Jita is source of all evil". Now after 2 years this statement still seems true.
this has me LOLlerskating all around my massive ROFLcopter! funny stuff guys, and I wish we'd see Mindy back in his pre-ccp employee haunt based around your birth country.
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"interestinng choice, it sometimes has trouble fitting vertically into the docking bay." wow did they just get two random guys off the street and said "look, just repeat whats happening and say something that sounds smart. WTF are they talking about?
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@CanineteethFelorn Hey, fuck you both. This isnt comedy, this is legit. Its straight off eve's youtube. They're just fuckin retarded. Yeah they say that shit about the color scheme being discussed by the science fiction community or wutever for decades. Idk. It doesnt seem like they're trying to be funny..but they are still funny as fuck. if you have a source saying this aint legit prove me wrong.
@silentmurmer Welll then how could i have been sooo fuckin dumb, I submit to you for i am overwhelmed by your use of big words, and my brain is confused. Im sorry for ever doubting this video was comedy. Many thanks for bringing into light that the fact that i cant smile makes me unable of understanding humor.
Actually, no. But, B, casue this actually is the first Alliance tournament video ive watched. I just doubted this was comedy. Acting smart doesnt make you right.
@haty24 ITS funny because they act serious. I never argued against them being funny. And I mentioned the color scheme to show they were speaking in character (They never said discussed by the scifi community, they said discussed by the Caldari). I know it is legit, they did an act of comedy in the middle of the alliance tournament. Are we arguing about nothing?
First two minutes I wasn't sure if you're serious or what, next two minutes I spend laughing and I just couldn't stop. Very good comentary indeed, and the action... I'm just speechless.
Best part of alliance tournent is how interactive it is. We could chat with the commentators during the breaks on IRC and I suggested to Angel Hun they give us a running commentary of the Jita cam. A couple of minutes later they did this. Brilliant and funny, gg.
I think everyone got word that Jitacam was being broadcast and they all went "hey, everyone! Jitacam's broadcasting! Lets go flood the outside of the station with dozens of humongus ships!
3:00 talkgin about the star. Hilarious :)
"Do you feel that it is a valid tactic for the star to be expending its life energy to light the system..."
These two had obviously run out of things to talk about :)
AGrandt 1 week ago
an interesting move by the hyperion
DanishRage 4 months ago
I really couldn't stop laughing at the obelisk
Freestyleforcerer 5 months ago 2
all i can say is wow
RiftManual 7 months ago
A far fetch from yesterday's riots.
jakedee010 8 months ago
HEY MUM I'M ON EVE TV!!!
MrSystematica 8 months ago
well its a very LARGE ship, its its quite LARGE you can see that its very LARGE on the screen
spartanses 8 months ago
this si awesome i love life
wkeil1981 8 months ago
epic shit.
blitzfultime 8 months ago
Has anyone tried to kill the Camera-mans ?
excaluber 9 months ago
This should seriously be the login screen!
daralinn 10 months ago 17
@daralinn CCP, hire this man.
dropbearvictim 6 months ago
wow
4:21
Sansha-“Nightmare” Class Battleship
joeypizza555 11 months ago
Watching this in 1911 mode was enormously entertaining.
MenachemSchmuel 11 months ago
oh shit i double posted my FAIL, EPIC FAIL ON MY PART
ottawabmx 11 months ago
They seriously need to make a screen saver with Jita as the background.
YuTe3712 11 months ago
@YuTe371Thats a really good idea!
Post it seriously in forum
zaiux 11 months ago
@YuTe3712 Then seriously make a series of how serious you take being serious. Seriously!
ottawabmx 11 months ago
@ottawabmx Ahaha, I do say "seriously" a lot... ^^''''
YuTe3712 11 months ago
hmmm double post :(
Spadge5000 11 months ago
@Spadge5000 FAIL
ottawabmx 11 months ago
***EPIC FAIL***
ottawabmx 11 months ago
that obelisk pilot must be so chuffed with themselves
Spadge5000 11 months ago
that obelisk pilot must be so chuffed with themselves
Spadge5000 11 months ago
Its a large ship, its very large.
Damn they really have nothing better to talk about between matches, do they?
braith117 11 months ago
large ship it's quite large, and you can see it's very large ship on the screen
TOO MUCH LARGE
espsasuke2 11 months ago
jitta 4-4 the idiots hideout !!!
sluggs51 11 months ago
Random Brutix 2:32 - 3:10
TheBazzalisk 11 months ago
3:00 was gold..
VladdViever 11 months ago 3
5 people are Amarr
killallianceftw 11 months ago
they should do something like this but with a fleet of incursions comeing in and picking a fight with everyone :)
vortex675 1 year ago
wtf is happening here srsly
thisismylogon 1 year ago
lolololololol
airshowsrock 1 year ago 2
lolololololol
airshowsrock 1 year ago
5 Gallente spys are currently being sheduled for termination due to clicking the wrong button.
sarahts21 1 year ago 17
I WANT THE AMMAKE CAM!
paperbea 1 year ago
gotta love the oby :P
tank1demon 1 year ago
LOL this is soooo random
GamerMeki 1 year ago
the obelisk is like patrick from spongebob,big unnessecary and just there lol
CA1CWilliams 1 year ago 2
The obelisk is such a ridiculous ship! Even the caldari freighter is more gentle... and Providence?? Providence is beatifull and i wouldnt even mension fenrir
SpeedFury5 1 year ago 2
lol this is hilarious...
MilestonePictures 1 year ago
Who needs a screensaver when you have a Jita Cam?
RebusValstay 1 year ago
Obelisks FTW
Electroman212 1 year ago
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz yaaay sarcasm bringing excitement to my dull life!!
alekouri69 1 year ago
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LOL Hilarious
af1000 1 year ago
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af1000 1 year ago
GOD I LAUGHED SOOO HARD. At first i thought they were serious!
Remscar 1 year ago 3
Woot, Obelisks!
Wonder what they were fitted with.
Josefssoul 1 year ago
@Josefssoul teh lulz if yu were serious
flounder2760 1 year ago
@flounder2760 No, I really want to know. It could be a BattleObelisk, ready to pop my Nighthawk on sight :P
Josefssoul 1 year ago
LOL
NickHey 1 year ago 2
WTF. CCP needs more commentators.
treesarehere 1 year ago
hehe, this should be a live screensaver (a bit like a fishtank screensaver)
Wolfmanrocker 1 year ago
lol, Obelisk ninja´d the camera :P
NemooSK 1 year ago
LMFAO wtf. This is just crazy, love the obelisk though hahaha
TauZeoN 1 year ago
yay. . . jita. . .
existentialvoid 1 year ago
"Do you think it's a valid tactic for that star to be expending it's light energy like that for us?"
This is great.
ChaationBergin 1 year ago 2
awesome,i am still thinking to return to the game though i am millions lighywears aways to consider myself an expierienced player.
dekaneas71 1 year ago
LoL .. This is better than the Alliance Tournament :P .
davelantor 1 year ago
LOL
<3 Obelisks
MrIDHAN 1 year ago
they comment the trafic of jita, a very sophisticating job ^^
McMcDrive 1 year ago
Could watch this 4ever.. omg! adrenalin pumpin!
fakeaintreal 1 year ago
insanely compulsive viewing
intermender 1 year ago
yeah that was amazing moment. obelisk came and though he woudl tkae all the space
StrazdasLT 1 year ago
When I played EvE for the first time I remember someone wrote on noob corp chat "Jita is source of all evil". Now after 2 years this statement still seems true.
Akizurius 1 year ago
If I could get this as a 23/7 screensaver I would totally do it haha it's brilliant!
tonglil 1 year ago
"stars tend to be dispositioned to this type of behavior..."
HAHAHA
masternerdguy 1 year ago
lol Obelisk is like "JITA CAM OM NOM NOM NOM"
widowmakr124 1 year ago 28
I lol'd.
EpicWobbey 1 year ago
Docking or undocking from that station is a challenge worthy of watching over the rest of the tournament.
BlinkingBulbStudios 1 year ago
this commentary is hilarious lol
Alkarin11 1 year ago
:D The way you guys talk about this is like a race for elderly people.
"The various shades of dark grey and dark blue... It seems to be offset by the twinkly blue lights."
"Do you think this is a good tactic; the star burns itself out in order to light the system?"
Cyndrakkos 1 year ago
:D The way you guys talk about this is like a race for elderly people.
"The various shades of dark grey and dark blue... It seems to be offset by the twinkly blue lights."
"Do you think this is a good tactic; the star burns itself out in order to light the system?"
Cyndrakkos 1 year ago
This is just like a people giving comentary to a fish tank! xD
chrismon0 1 year ago
I hope the Dominix comments were sarcastic.
CallmeRoth 1 year ago
see id love to use this as a screen saver...
23/7 jita cam feed as screensaver is just win
icelotus 1 year ago
this has me LOLlerskating all around my massive ROFLcopter! funny stuff guys, and I wish we'd see Mindy back in his pre-ccp employee haunt based around your birth country.
Gangus77 1 year ago
Just attach the Jita cam to Rico Felix, many lol's will be had
p0rnstorejanitor 1 year ago 4
hmz wenn jemand sich um mich kümmern würde wäre ich glücklich^^ bin so einsam
traviswantuck56 1 year ago
this is hilarious :P
Johnismybestfriend 1 year ago 3
Probably the most crowded system in EVE. So a cam and commentary like this wouldn't be too difficult, and quite entertaining. :)
dzodzer 1 year ago
Hi obelisk!
zomgneedaname 1 year ago
Epic :)
iconbearer 1 year ago
"Do you feel like that's a valid tactic for the star?"
epic win
RockGuitar1 1 year ago 3
Jita cam screensaver with either
1) constant audio live commentary 23/7 - or
2) some sort of updating text feed of Jita local
SystemError51 1 year ago 2
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"interestinng choice, it sometimes has trouble fitting vertically into the docking bay." wow did they just get two random guys off the street and said "look, just repeat whats happening and say something that sounds smart. WTF are they talking about?
haty24 1 year ago
@haty24
you dont understand humour do you? :P
hackzoerz 1 year ago
@haty24 Its call comedy, and they were speaking in character. They do say the color scheme has been in discussion for "decades".
CanineteethFelorn 1 year ago
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@CanineteethFelorn Hey, fuck you both. This isnt comedy, this is legit. Its straight off eve's youtube. They're just fuckin retarded. Yeah they say that shit about the color scheme being discussed by the science fiction community or wutever for decades. Idk. It doesnt seem like they're trying to be funny..but they are still funny as fuck. if you have a source saying this aint legit prove me wrong.
haty24 1 year ago
@haty24 No, this is funny. This is not legit, this is sarcasm.
Which reminds me, does anybody know what sarcasm tastes like?
hppybob 1 year ago 3
@hppybob Prove thou it.
haty24 1 year ago
@haty24 looks like somebody doesn't understand a good ribbing when it comes down to the mocking around with the commentator's style.
At the expense of feeding a troll - you've either never
A: played the game,
B: Never watched any of the other alliance tournaments kindly displayed by CCP on youtube or
C: Never smiled due to a severe underdevelopment/damage of your limbic system.
silentmurmer 1 year ago 3
@silentmurmer Welll then how could i have been sooo fuckin dumb, I submit to you for i am overwhelmed by your use of big words, and my brain is confused. Im sorry for ever doubting this video was comedy. Many thanks for bringing into light that the fact that i cant smile makes me unable of understanding humor.
Actually, no. But, B, casue this actually is the first Alliance tournament video ive watched. I just doubted this was comedy. Acting smart doesnt make you right.
haty24 1 year ago
@hppybob
"Which reminds me, does anybody know what sarcasm tastes like?"
Win?
mecher3k 1 year ago
@haty24 ITS funny because they act serious. I never argued against them being funny. And I mentioned the color scheme to show they were speaking in character (They never said discussed by the scifi community, they said discussed by the Caldari). I know it is legit, they did an act of comedy in the middle of the alliance tournament. Are we arguing about nothing?
CanineteethFelorn 1 year ago
@CanineteethFelorn Yeah. Yeah. I suppose. Idk why i decided to argue. Hey yur pretty chill actually.
haty24 1 year ago
this is literally the funniest eve vid i have ever seen. even better than the goon ones or the RAWR haka tbqh.
bairdrew 1 year ago
LOLLLLLL JITA CAM!
fcking genius
syntheticXstasy 1 year ago 2
CCP please make a screen saver out of this, or way to relay this to eve client while I'm sitting in station. Its better than ship spinning!
oni911b 1 year ago
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this is shit, just loads of ships floating about and they are just pointing out the obvious!?
LIFESaREALLYlongGAME 1 year ago
@LIFESaREALLYlongGAME Thats the point you dolt. Its supposed to be funny.
FadedAdrenaline 1 year ago
@LIFESaREALLYlongGAME
well i didnt even realise it was ''suposed to be funny'' .....thats just how shit it is!
LIFESaREALLYlongGAME 1 year ago
...what do you make of that? Well, obelisk is a large ship. It's a... a la... a large, very large ship. You see, it's large on screen... ROFL'd :D
GodlyMind 1 year ago 2
what the fuck???????????
Topnotch121 1 year ago
are one of these guys scousers commentating?
geoffrichardson09 1 year ago
"We'll see something interesting happening, however... not right now"
LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
EnjoyCocaColaLight 1 year ago
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CommanderTGK 1 year ago
@CommanderTGK gunna go ahead and laugh at you now
Hooray4raymond 1 year ago
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CommanderTGK 1 year ago
@CommanderTGK is a tard that does not have a sense of humour
durnin84 1 year ago
@CommanderTGK do you feel it's a valid tactic for the commentary?
ertyqwer 1 year ago
love it
Birkettor 1 year ago
Was worth it
noodlebox37517 1 year ago
First two minutes I wasn't sure if you're serious or what, next two minutes I spend laughing and I just couldn't stop. Very good comentary indeed, and the action... I'm just speechless.
virgo47x 1 year ago
lol
Skellingtor 1 year ago
"Its a Large ship its a very Large ship it looks like a Large ship on the screen" Thats a large amount of repetition
Planitiaa 1 year ago 3
best commentary yet!
minigin3 1 year ago
Instead of that red planet on the login screen they should just hook this up, would make things more interesting, no?
Nyimen 1 year ago 72
@Nyimen Agreed then you could know if jita is crowded or not for future refrence but that would be really hard on there part
IzoTarrok 1 year ago
@Nyimen can we suggest this to CCP but maybe it should be more zoomed out even... so as to get a better overview of the area
MilestonePictures 1 year ago
@Nyimen would make the login trap SO much easier lol
Wargeneralguy 1 year ago
@Nyimen you got that right. thumb uo, i suugest that also, i liked more the Tyrannis logon screen.
Zayrek 11 months ago
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@Nyimen you got that right. thumb up, i suugest that also, i liked more the Tyrannis logon screen.
Zayrek 11 months ago
lol
at comentary
tntbas 1 year ago
Best part of alliance tournent is how interactive it is. We could chat with the commentators during the breaks on IRC and I suggested to Angel Hun they give us a running commentary of the Jita cam. A couple of minutes later they did this. Brilliant and funny, gg.
evecaidos 1 year ago 46
@evecaidos
You fucking own then, massive props to you!
mecher3k 1 year ago
@evecaidos
Thank you alot, you saved my life *-*
CompactDisc7227 1 year ago
i want this as my sceensaver
timmerDanmark 1 year ago
"What's this tournament?"
"Its something were people in expensive ships blow each other up."
lol
WraithAscendant 1 year ago
Jita, because everyone just loves lag.
angelmarine1292 1 year ago
Wicked, this just gave me an idea for a new screensaver. Sit outside Jita for hours recording, then just loop it. Hell yeah.
KraynorIE 1 year ago 3
@KraynorIE Excellent! High five!
angelmarine1292 1 year ago
HUH???
vlweb3d 1 year ago
you know this could make an awesome screensaver
kirakabuki 1 year ago
@kirakabuki lol
GlitchMasterSonic 1 year ago
lol i love the commentary
xanatos97299 1 year ago
ahahahaha, i love it, i wish ccp would make a live stream for jita.
DeathsRevenge830 1 year ago
@DeathsRevenge830
No kidding lol. The only downside would be people competing to show off their ships and clogging the camera XD. But it'd be sweet.
kenyoung1981 1 year ago
MAKE MORE OF THESE
BibleBurnr 1 year ago
Thank god I ran from Jita before I lagged out !
csnation 1 year ago
I WANT THIS 24/7 !! :D
gigggthank 1 year ago
I laughed during the whole video it's so random and pointless, yet amazing and beautiful!
Arbiter617 1 year ago
OMG WTF SPQR, this is awesome!
PaganWitchDoctor 1 year ago
I think everyone got word that Jitacam was being broadcast and they all went "hey, everyone! Jitacam's broadcasting! Lets go flood the outside of the station with dozens of humongus ships!
Kw1q51lv3r 1 year ago
LOL wtf!
toggsuk 1 year ago
I hate that i couldnt be there there i was busy doing some lame tournament...
Martinarle 1 year ago
This is silly, but I love it.
ManlyMcBeeferton 1 year ago
lot of action going on in Jita.. where i run dont normally see a whole lot of action..
medievalman86 1 year ago
lol video.... "Obelisk, interesting choice for this..." oh when oh when will someone field one in the tourney???
NimrodPaladin 1 year ago
@NimrodPaladin You sir, win. :)
Obelisk in the tournament would be great fun.
DutchHeathen 1 year ago
Hooray for Jitacam!
firerayne23 1 year ago
ahhh yes good old Jita cam... hhhahaha i love it
pete519 1 year ago
"And i must say that it has been.. this interesting the entiry time"
ThaSoap 1 year ago
This was quite frankly one of the funniest points of the entire weekend.
Needs moar Jitacam in future!
Khaotikal 1 year ago
Jita cam FTW LOL
TheHAMMERSWIFT 1 year ago
COWHERD!
FlyingSpahghettiMan 1 year ago
All during that time, the Jita system remained closed. :(
I couldn't buy my cheap mods
LivingstonNow 1 year ago
we should put an elevator's music with this
auroraominae 1 year ago
LMFAO
EveOnlineRanger002 1 year ago
Surely a Jita4 Aquarium screensaver will arise from this.
bensexton 1 year ago
strangely thereaupatic
sojourne 1 year ago
CCP Claw best Claw
atristar3 1 year ago
ive not laughed so hard at an eve video ever before in my life....lmao 5/5
Pyromice 1 year ago
Gotta have scousers commentate, they can turn anything into sheer comedy gold.
d347hm4n 1 year ago
Most excellent, most excellent indeed.
Probablyacowtbh 1 year ago
I like how it says violence before the video XD
OutOFSpiN1 1 year ago
lol, "It's very large, it's quite large, it's certainly very large... it sometimes has issues fitting vertically in the docking bay" epic
Unloadedx5 1 year ago 5
I'm so glad you guys uploaded this video, already thought this epic commentary was lost
CrashOverride83 1 year ago 2
can somebody make this footage into a screensaver, casue that woudl be really nice! and relaxing
jimsterok1 1 year ago 2
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I think CCP is a cool guy. Eh puts cams in Jita 4-4 and doesn't afraid of anything
HappyMan00013 1 year ago
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HappyMan00013 1 year ago
lol I KNOW the obelisk pilot... :D
tasmandevil0811 1 year ago
eveonline com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1332419
GunnarAztek 1 year ago
Im petinioning for CCP to nerf the suns... they are so over powered.
Desicionoflife 1 year ago 2
Best screensaver ever!
shikome 1 year ago