EVE Online Alliance Tournament 8 - Jita Cam

[AGrandt]

3:00 talkgin about the star. Hilarious :)

"Do you feel that it is a valid tactic for the star to be expending its life energy to light the system..."

These two had obviously run out of things to talk about :)

[DanishRage]

an interesting move by the hyperion

[Freestyleforcerer]

I really couldn't stop laughing at the obelisk

[RiftManual]

all i can say is wow

[jakedee010]

A far fetch from yesterday's riots.

[MrSystematica]

HEY MUM I'M ON EVE TV!!!

[spartanses]

well its a very LARGE ship, its its quite LARGE you can see that its very LARGE on the screen

[wkeil1981]

this si awesome i love life

[blitzfultime]

epic shit.

[excaluber]

Has anyone tried to kill the Camera-mans ?

[daralinn]

This should seriously be the login screen!

[dropbearvictim]

@daralinn CCP, hire this man.

[joeypizza555]

wow

4:21

Sansha-“Nightmare” Class Battleship

[MenachemSchmuel]

Watching this in 1911 mode was enormously entertaining.

[ottawabmx]

oh shit i double posted my FAIL, EPIC FAIL ON MY PART

[YuTe3712]

They seriously need to make a screen saver with Jita as the background.

[zaiux]

@YuTe371Thats a really good idea!

Post it seriously in forum

[ottawabmx]

@YuTe3712 Then seriously make a series of how serious you take being serious. Seriously!

[YuTe3712]

@ottawabmx Ahaha, I do say "seriously" a lot... ^^''''

[Spadge5000]

hmmm double post :(

[ottawabmx]

@Spadge5000 FAIL

[ottawabmx]

***EPIC FAIL***

[Spadge5000]

that obelisk pilot must be so chuffed with themselves

[Spadge5000]

that obelisk pilot must be so chuffed with themselves

[braith117]

Its a large ship, its very large.

Damn they really have nothing better to talk about between matches, do they?

[espsasuke2]

large ship it's quite large, and you can see it's very large ship on the screen

TOO MUCH LARGE

[sluggs51]

jitta 4-4  the idiots hideout !!!

[TheBazzalisk]

Random Brutix 2:32 - 3:10

[VladdViever]

3:00 was gold..

[killallianceftw]

5 people are Amarr

[vortex675]

they should do something like this but with a fleet of incursions comeing in and picking a fight with everyone :)

[thisismylogon]

wtf is happening here srsly

[airshowsrock]

lolololololol

[airshowsrock]

lolololololol

[sarahts21]

5 Gallente spys are currently being sheduled for termination due to clicking the wrong button.

[paperbea]

I WANT THE AMMAKE CAM!

[tank1demon]

gotta love the oby :P

[GamerMeki]

LOL this is soooo random

[CA1CWilliams]

the obelisk is like patrick from spongebob,big unnessecary and just there lol

[SpeedFury5]

The obelisk is such a ridiculous ship! Even the caldari freighter is more gentle... and Providence?? Providence is beatifull and i wouldnt even mension fenrir

[MilestonePictures]

lol this is hilarious...

[RebusValstay]

Who needs a screensaver when you have a Jita Cam?

[Electroman212]

Obelisks FTW

[alekouri69]

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ­ZZZzzzzz yaaay sarcasm bringing excitement to my dull life!!

[Remscar]

GOD I LAUGHED SOOO HARD. At first i thought they were serious!

[Josefssoul]

Woot, Obelisks!

Wonder what they were fitted with.

[flounder2760]

@Josefssoul teh lulz if yu were serious

[Josefssoul]

@flounder2760 No, I really want to know. It could be a BattleObelisk, ready to pop my Nighthawk on sight :P

[NickHey]

LOL

[treesarehere]

WTF. CCP needs more commentators.

[Wolfmanrocker]

hehe, this should be a live screensaver (a bit like a fishtank screensaver)

[NemooSK]

lol, Obelisk ninja´d the camera :P

[TauZeoN]

LMFAO wtf. This is just crazy, love the obelisk though hahaha

[existentialvoid]

yay. . . jita. . .

[ChaationBergin]

"Do you think it's a valid tactic for that star to be expending it's light energy like that for us?"

This is great.

[dekaneas71]

awesome,i am still thinking to return to the game though i am millions lighywears aways to consider myself an expierienced player.

[davelantor]

LoL .. This is better than the Alliance Tournament :P .

[MrIDHAN]

LOL

<3 Obelisks

[McMcDrive]

they comment the trafic of jita, a very sophisticating job ^^

[fakeaintreal]

Could watch this 4ever.. omg! adrenalin pumpin!

[intermender]

insanely compulsive viewing

[StrazdasLT]

yeah that was amazing moment. obelisk came and though he woudl tkae all the space

[Akizurius]

When I played EvE for the first time I remember someone wrote on noob corp chat "Jita is source of all evil". Now after 2 years this statement still seems true.

[tonglil]

If I could get this as a 23/7 screensaver I would totally do it haha it's brilliant!

[masternerdguy]

"stars tend to be dispositioned to this type of behavior..."

HAHAHA

[widowmakr124]

lol Obelisk is like "JITA CAM OM NOM NOM NOM"

[EpicWobbey]

I lol'd.

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

Docking or undocking from that station is a challenge worthy of watching over the rest of the tournament.

[Alkarin11]

this commentary is hilarious lol

[Cyndrakkos]

:D The way you guys talk about this is like a race for elderly people.

"The various shades of dark grey and dark blue... It seems to be offset by the twinkly blue lights."

"Do you think this is a good tactic; the star burns itself out in order to light the system?"

[Cyndrakkos]

:D The way you guys talk about this is like a race for elderly people.

"The various shades of dark grey and dark blue... It seems to be offset by the twinkly blue lights."

"Do you think this is a good tactic; the star burns itself out in order to light the system?"

[chrismon0]

This is just like a people giving comentary to a fish tank! xD

[CallmeRoth]

I hope the Dominix comments were sarcastic.

[icelotus]

see id love to use this as a screen saver...

23/7 jita cam feed as screensaver is just win

[Gangus77]

this has me LOLlerskating all around my massive ROFLcopter! funny stuff guys, and I wish we'd see Mindy back in his pre-ccp employee haunt based around your birth country.

[p0rnstorejanitor]

Just attach the Jita cam to Rico Felix, many lol's will be had

[traviswantuck56]

hmz wenn jemand sich um mich kümmern würde wäre ich glücklich^^ bin so einsam

[Johnismybestfriend]

this is hilarious :P

[dzodzer]

Probably the most crowded system in EVE. So a cam and commentary like this wouldn't be too difficult, and quite entertaining. :)

[zomgneedaname]

Hi obelisk!

[iconbearer]

Epic :)

[RockGuitar1]

"Do you feel like that's a valid tactic for the star?"

epic win

[SystemError51]

Jita cam screensaver with either

1) constant audio live commentary 23/7 - or

2) some sort of updating text feed of Jita local

[haty24]

"interestinng choice, it sometimes has trouble fitting vertically into the docking bay." wow did they just get two random guys off the street and said "look, just repeat whats happening and say something that sounds smart. WTF are they talking about?

[hackzoerz]

@haty24

you dont understand humour do you? :P

[CanineteethFelorn]

@haty24 Its call comedy, and they were speaking in character. They do say the color scheme has been in discussion for "decades".

[haty24]

@CanineteethFelorn Hey, fuck you both. This isnt comedy, this is legit. Its straight off eve's youtube. They're just fuckin retarded. Yeah they say that shit about the color scheme being discussed by the science fiction community or wutever for decades. Idk. It doesnt seem like they're trying to be funny..but they are still funny as fuck. if you have a source saying this aint legit prove me wrong.

[hppybob]

@haty24 No, this is funny. This is not legit, this is sarcasm.

Which reminds me, does anybody know what sarcasm tastes like?

[haty24]

@hppybob Prove thou it.

[silentmurmer]

@haty24 looks like somebody doesn't understand a good ribbing when it comes down to the mocking around with the commentator's style.

At the expense of feeding a troll - you've either never

A: played the game,

B: Never watched any of the other alliance tournaments kindly displayed by CCP on youtube or

C: Never smiled due to a severe underdevelopment/damage of your limbic system.

[haty24]

@silentmurmer Welll then how could i have been sooo fuckin dumb, I submit to you for i am overwhelmed by your use of big words, and my brain is confused. Im sorry for ever doubting this video was comedy. Many thanks for bringing into light that the fact that i cant smile makes me unable of understanding humor.

Actually, no. But, B, casue this actually is the first Alliance tournament video ive watched. I just doubted this was comedy. Acting smart doesnt make you right.

[mecher3k]

@hppybob

"Which reminds me, does anybody know what sarcasm tastes like?"

Win?

[CanineteethFelorn]

@haty24 ITS funny because they act serious. I never argued against them being funny. And I mentioned the color scheme to show they were speaking in character (They never said discussed by the scifi community, they said discussed by the Caldari). I know it is legit, they did an act of comedy in the middle of the alliance tournament. Are we arguing about nothing?

[haty24]

@CanineteethFelorn Yeah. Yeah. I suppose. Idk why i decided to argue. Hey yur pretty chill actually.

[bairdrew]

this is literally the funniest eve vid i have ever seen. even better than the goon ones or the RAWR haka tbqh.

[syntheticXstasy]

LOLLLLLL JITA CAM!

fcking genius

[oni911b]

CCP please make a screen saver out of this, or way to relay this to eve client while I'm sitting in station. Its better than ship spinning!

[LIFESaREALLYlongGAME]

this is shit, just loads of ships floating about and they are just pointing out the obvious!?

[FadedAdrenaline]

@LIFESaREALLYlongGAME Thats the point you dolt. Its supposed to be funny.

[LIFESaREALLYlongGAME]

@LIFESaREALLYlongGAME

well i didnt even realise it was ''suposed to be funny'' .....thats just how shit it is!

[GodlyMind]

...what do you make of that? Well, obelisk is a large ship. It's a... a la... a large, very large ship. You see, it's large on screen... ROFL'd :D

[Topnotch121]

what the fuck???????????

[geoffrichardson09]

are one of these guys scousers commentating?

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

"We'll see something interesting happening, however... not right now"

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Hooray4raymond]

@CommanderTGK gunna go ahead and laugh at you now

[durnin84]

@CommanderTGK is a tard that does not have a sense of humour

[ertyqwer]

@CommanderTGK do you feel it's a valid tactic for the commentary?

[Birkettor]

love it

[noodlebox37517]

Was worth it

[virgo47x]

First two minutes I wasn't sure if you're serious or what, next two minutes I spend laughing and I just couldn't stop. Very good comentary indeed, and the action... I'm just speechless.

[Skellingtor]

lol

[Planitiaa]

"Its a Large ship its a very Large ship it looks like a Large ship on the screen" Thats a large amount of repetition

[minigin3]

best commentary yet!

[Nyimen]

Instead of that red planet on the login screen they should just hook this up, would make things more interesting, no?

[IzoTarrok]

@Nyimen Agreed then you could know if jita is crowded or not for future refrence but that would be really hard on there part

[MilestonePictures]

@Nyimen can we suggest this to CCP but maybe it should be more zoomed out even... so as to get a better overview of the area

[Wargeneralguy]

@Nyimen would make the login trap SO much easier lol

[Zayrek]

@Nyimen you got that right. thumb uo, i suugest that also, i liked more the Tyrannis logon screen.

[tntbas]

lol

at comentary

[evecaidos]

Best part of alliance tournent is how interactive it is. We could chat with the commentators during the breaks on IRC and I suggested to Angel Hun they give us a running commentary of the Jita cam. A couple of minutes later they did this. Brilliant and funny, gg.

[mecher3k]

@evecaidos

You fucking own then, massive props to you!

[CompactDisc7227]

@evecaidos

Thank you alot, you saved my life *-*

[timmerDanmark]

i want this as my sceensaver

[WraithAscendant]

"What's this tournament?"

"Its something were people in expensive ships blow each other up."

lol

[angelmarine1292]

Jita, because everyone just loves lag.

[KraynorIE]

Wicked, this just gave me an idea for a new screensaver. Sit outside Jita for hours recording, then just loop it. Hell yeah.

[angelmarine1292]

@KraynorIE Excellent! High five!

[vlweb3d]

HUH???

[kirakabuki]

you know this could make an awesome screensaver

[GlitchMasterSonic]

@kirakabuki lol

[xanatos97299]

lol i love the commentary

[DeathsRevenge830]

ahahahaha, i love it, i wish ccp would make a live stream for jita.

[kenyoung1981]

@DeathsRevenge830

No kidding lol. The only downside would be people competing to show off their ships and clogging the camera XD. But it'd be sweet.

[BibleBurnr]

MAKE MORE OF THESE

[csnation]

Thank god I ran from Jita before I lagged out !

[gigggthank]

I WANT THIS 24/7 !! :D



[Arbiter617]

I laughed during the whole video it's so random and pointless, yet amazing and beautiful!

[PaganWitchDoctor]

OMG WTF SPQR, this is awesome!

[Kw1q51lv3r]

I think everyone got word that Jitacam was being broadcast and they all went "hey, everyone! Jitacam's broadcasting! Lets go flood the outside of the station with dozens of humongus ships!

[toggsuk]

LOL wtf!

[Martinarle]

I hate that i couldnt be there there i was busy doing some lame tournament...

[ManlyMcBeeferton]

This is silly, but I love it.

[medievalman86]

lot of action going on in Jita.. where i run dont normally see a whole lot of action..

[NimrodPaladin]

lol video.... "Obelisk, interesting choice for this..." oh when oh when will someone field one in the tourney???

[DutchHeathen]

@NimrodPaladin You sir, win. :)

Obelisk in the tournament would be great fun.

[firerayne23]

Hooray for Jitacam!

[pete519]

ahhh yes good old Jita cam... hhhahaha i love it

[ThaSoap]

"And i must say that it has been.. this interesting the entiry time"

[Khaotikal]

This was quite frankly one of the funniest points of the entire weekend.

Needs moar Jitacam in future!

[TheHAMMERSWIFT]

Jita cam FTW LOL

[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

COWHERD!

[LivingstonNow]

All during that time, the Jita system remained closed. :(

I couldn't buy my cheap mods

[auroraominae]

we should put an elevator's music with this

[EveOnlineRanger002]

LMFAO

[bensexton]

Surely a Jita4 Aquarium screensaver will arise from this.

[sojourne]

strangely thereaupatic

[atristar3]

CCP Claw best Claw

[Pyromice]

ive not laughed so hard at an eve video ever before in my life....lmao 5/5

[d347hm4n]

Gotta have scousers commentate, they can turn anything into sheer comedy gold.

[Probablyacowtbh]

Most excellent, most excellent indeed.

[OutOFSpiN1]

I like how it says violence before the video XD

[Unloadedx5]

lol, "It's very large, it's quite large, it's certainly very large... it sometimes has issues fitting vertically in the docking bay" epic

[CrashOverride83]

I'm so glad you guys uploaded this video, already thought this epic commentary was lost

[jimsterok1]

can somebody make this footage into a screensaver, casue that woudl be really nice! and relaxing

[tasmandevil0811]

lol I KNOW the obelisk pilot... :D

[GunnarAztek]

eveonline com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&th­readID=1332419

[Desicionoflife]

Im petinioning for CCP to nerf the suns... they are so over powered.

[shikome]

Best screensaver ever!