Alan Carr on The Graham Norton Show - BBC Two

[Tactual]

I love the story Alan tells just after this about wearing knee high leather boots and running after the ice cream truck as a kid XD I pissed myself laughing at that a few weeks ago

[Tactual]

Alan Carr is my favourite comedian I think he's hilariously funny

[eirikwegga]

Tom Jones sandwiched between the gayest men in the country.

[KellyK0028]

@eirikwegga

I wouldn't say Graham is one of the 'gayest'. Yes, he's camp but there are a lot 'more camp' gay men out there, compared to Graham.

(Not trying to offend).

[mariposamonroe]

I actually could not breathe for a few minutes after watching this!! So funny!!

[TheJazzzys]

its so strange seeing them on the same show as they both have their own chat shows

[ilovepodge]

hahahaha the photo is hilarious

[ashbonedeeclaymandy]

hahahahahhaa!^^

[thelaurels13]

I love Alan Carr is hilarious!

[paintballing489]

Graham really upped his game when he got jonathans slot.

[TheFinishable]

You know what I find very unfair? In Iceland we have national television, sort of like BBC. There is one channel. And all they show is awful Icelandic presenters doing god knows what it's the worst television ever, and occasionally if we're lucky we get documentaries from BBC otherwise it's some documentary from some country you'd never even heard off or old films they've showed 100 times.

You Brits on the other hand have TV gold! To put Alan on Graham's show is genius, and I envy you so much!

[citizenkeane]

@TheFinishable It's basically the same in Ireland but with two channels.

[TheFinishable]

@citizenkeane It's really not fair, so amazingly annoying.. I think our countries should look at television around us and give us something worth watching ;)

[Dodge76]

I'm not going out clubbing!

[crlnewlls]

@HPislegend248 how is that ironic?

[HPislegend248]

No offence to Graham Norton but he has not aged well over the last 3 years. I didn't even notice until I saw this vid. Ironic much?

[MrChibicherry]

This is just the most hilarious 2 minutes ever

[Sharkiiebabey]

Gay men have the best personality ever :) I'd love to have a best friend like Alan :D <3

[womenhunter23]

Alan Carr looks like Austin Powers in this

[TheSarina98]

Don't you just love him

[thesnowdens]

Bizarrely i just started reading that book and everything Alan said I just read!!

[sibongile28]

the guy is so funny he cud say hello how are you and it wud still be funny.

[welshwooo]

grahams laugh is adorable

[sibongile28]

this guy ..hahaha.. laughed my lungs out

[ThatYuffie]

Alan is hilarious. x3 And with Graham, it's even more amusing!

[HPislegend248]

Its kind of ironic cos the last 3 years haven't been that kind to Graham either. His hair is so much brighter here. It sticks out so much.

[SuperAiden007]

whats withe million naked dolls . is it a protest

[mushroom1212]

Alan's cat sounds like Crookshanks :)

[96bornthisway]

"alan... you've struggled"

[sammydobo123]

Alan & Tom Look Related Lol

[garethkielty]

i feel for tom jones. not only does he look like gadaffi, but he also has 2 of the gayest guys in show biz on a couch either side, sparring off for the crown of Whos the Gayer

[Wat3rDragon]

@garethkielty Get over yourself, they're just talking about Alan and his life experiences, how the heck is that 'sparring off for the crown of Whos the Gayer', perhaps you need to review your definition of 'Gay'.

[musicstudenteire]

The cat found his way home...and then she put him in a wheelie bin :D

[phantomsonlylove]

that poor cat, who would come home after that! lol love alan

[TheEmi13em1]

Alan is the best comedian love him 

[BeProudToBeYou]

lordy lord | )

[eilidhfollowill]

I'm crying laughing! Alan Carr is just hilarious <3

[hookiebookie1]

It's actually a very good book!

[MadSkeelz16]

The level of testosterone in this room is exceedingly high despite the fact that Alan Carr and Graham Norton are there. That's just how manly Tom Jones is !!

[hannahchick11]

@MadSkeelz16 Just because their gay doesnt mean they arent men

[ukulelegirl743]

@hannahchick11 I could not say it better myself!

[thelaurels13]

Alan Carr is my favourite comedian. I love him and his teeth!! He's the kind of guy who you'd just love to have round for dinner, he'd be a hilarious dinner guest.

[rob123474]

@thelaurels13 he is your favourite comedian is he lol .

you make me laugh saying that you really do .

[McPrfctday]

@rob123474 Sounds like some jealous boy (you) is trying to hide a dirty little secret.

[thelaurels13]

@rob123474 I really do what?? Sorry I don't understand your comment. I said he's my favourite comedian, not sure what you mean by "I really do".

[heyyferr]

Epic lol it found its way home

[doodl3bugg13]

I like Graham's hair darker like that!

[Mattyb88ful]

Graham is OK but Alan Carr is a fucking legend. 

[LinCat16]

Alan Carr is the type of man you'd love to be mates with :)

[GMAIL473]

two of the funniest men on telly..they make me laugh so much!!1

[KnightofBrokenHearts]

he looks like louis anderson

[jaggass]

alan had hair

[sassygeorgina1100]

Hahaha lol :-D Amazing :-D

[1xlottiex1]

oh i bloody love that cat... LMFAO

[SchmabbitRabbit]

Alan Carr makes me proud to be from Northampton :D <3

[Oxocubesrule]

press 8 repeatedly for Alan brushing his teeth :)

[Oxocubesrule]

Alan Carr - what an absolute legend :)

[MrChibicherry]

Just makes me laugh every time i see this, love alan, & love graham :D :P

[imanmjfanforever]

A few hours in a room with Alan Carr and i'd be pissing the floor laughing..

[quillber]

Alan Carr and Graham Norton in the same room... omg!

[emilylolcoates]

i love alan's sneaky laugh after he says black or bent

[g9nnar]

How sweet is Alan? Lmaoo

[WholeLottaRo5ie]

I really like Graham Norton's set, the colour compositions of blue and orange, purple and golden yellow, looks really awesome.

[Nadzdanies]

OMG one of the funniest thing i've ever heard!! there's only 1 Alan Carr!! lol

[mizzsugar97]

"i've read the book, I'VE READ THE BOOK!!!!" lmao

[vozdkaradjordje]

1:26 precious ;))

[KLtrvlr937]

1:13, Graham's hair like MOVES on his scalp. It goes forward! ahahah

[DamiousMalikar]

I think Alan Carr, and Graham Norton should have a show, it would be too funny.

[naughtyboymessiah]

thats a fucking hilarious anaecdote! ha! carr's a wild and incorrigible talent.

[msxflower16]

alan carr is so funny :)

[youtubaholic]

It was so 'orrible... it bit through the cardboard box..........and then jumped on me mum's face!

[LearningToFly1000]

why graham put that barbies?

[MEareCAT]

Poor cat lol :(

[ashleyzbz]

Put Alan Carr and Graham Norton on the same show and you're in for a good time. :)

[zOOmSalad]

LOL listen to the sound graham makes at 0:22 !!!

[VinnyCons]

He's so so so so cute.

[christietotheanna]

"They'll either come out black or bent!" Love him!

[justmoijah]

@CaptainEnigma1235 Where are Gok Wan and Louie Spence on this spectrum? Hardly Gay At All? :P

[1SwaggaTL]

OMG this is hilarious :)

[askar4kill]

Black or Bent ???? I dont get the joke!!!!!!

[WilmaBridget]

@askar4kill Alan Carr's teeth didn't come out black, which means they must be bent, and Alan Carr is 'bent' as in gay.

:) xxx

[localbkk]

@askar4kill learn English

[askar4kill]

@localbkk The joke has a meaning which I didnt get. has nothing 2do with knowing english

[lukeisareilly]

Graham's horrible slagging off Alan like that, it's not as if he looks fantastic himself...

[dotdotdot2895]

@lukeisareilly he's hardly slagging him off, he's making a joke!

[katysweet13]

@dotdotdot2895 but it's still making fun of how someone looks

[dotdotdot2895]

@katysweet13 Not really, he's not being serious and I'm sure no offence was taken :-)

[TasteThaRainbow1997]

i love alan carr.

[DanHoward1995]

I love Alan Carr

[NottinghamForest22]

I hate alan carr.

[BrotherHugo500]

Alans little raise of the glasses with the 'black or bent' comment made me crease up laughing.

[05005051]

Ordinarily I find Alan Carr infuriating.  But that really was a funny story!

[Chris201076]

I laughed SO much at the cat story LOL

[kiwimci]

Alan Carr is just one of those people that could say something as mundane as: "The rubbish will be picked up on Wednesday" and it would still be funny

[Jeremysmom05]

lmao!!!!! i love it!!!!! i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath!

[Devilishbritt]

WOW! hilarious!

[KCR53]

@irocklove14 lmao calm down their plastic dolls..

[Dodge76]

I watch this clip EVERY day.  Frigging hilarious

[MissLouiseeMary]

I'VE READ THE BOOK I'VE READ BOOK!!! pmsl i love graham

[kay2164]

i love him he's so funny(:

[puladavid]

that is the funniest clip on the internet!

[XtinaXtc]

hahaha creased!! and also someone is quoting russell brand here...

[XtinaXtc]

hahaha creased!!

[miss19001]

alan carr is so funny! love him <3

[xoxloz28xox]

@oasis4ever92 Yup, and it's ignorant, homophobes like you who cause so many gay, bisexual, transgender people to feel alienated and segregated from society- generally made to feel like less of a person fo being different. Why do you think so many LGBT teenagers commit suicide each year. Think before you speak? We're people too..

& I don't mean to penalize you. But I can't stand ignorance..

[oasis4ever92]

@xoxloz28xox just to be clear, i like and find both these men funny

[CompletelySaneROFL]

@xoxloz28xox Well said, i'm bi and to me that's out of order what he said.

[Fergusforslipknot]

lol tom jones isn't finding it too funny

[iiTzxgregz]

i cudnt stop laughing when alan carr went on bout his cat lol

[mugsy780]

hey guys dont forget about jimmy carr, hes pretty funny too!!!!

[ILovetheDixieChicksX]

Love alan carr and graham ! two funniest men alive !

[liamguitar09]

LOOL two gay men and Tom Jones...

[SimonWhovian]

@agf1pot You're a bit of a thick idiot, really.

[oasis4ever92]

@SimonWhovian mate, why just come on here to complain. its miserable cunts like you that make this world boring. cheer up man for christ sake

[ronnysoeberg]

@oasis4ever92 Miserable cunts do make the world more boring, I'll grant you that. But ignorant dumbasses don't exactly improve upon the situation. Your joke wasn't funny, and it was based on the belief that all gay men want to do is bang everyone else in the ass. And that's pretty much what retarded kids believe when they're 11. So.. Bad sense of humour coupled with an inferior intellect. You suck, live with it.

[oasis4ever92]

@ronnysoeberg sir, i am sensing that you are making a homosexual advance on me...which I accept! yours sincerely bitch boy!

[oasis4ever92]

tom jones must be wondering what the fuck he signed up for....hope they didnt rape him after

[SimonWhovian]

@oasis4ever92 Did you honestly think "Arn't I funny?" when you posted that, or did you think "My head is full of ill-considered shit, I'd better empty some of it out"? Just wondering.

[oasis4ever92]

@SimonWhovian little bit sensitive about rape are you? i appologise then

[CompletelySaneROFL]

@oasis4ever92 Fuckin' homophobe. Alan carr in my eye's is legend and never fails to make me laugh, but you sir are a twat.

[oasis4ever92]

@CompletelySaneROFL I also find him funny. i like him

[CaptainEnigma1235]

Gay=Alan, Less gay = Graham, Even Less Gay= John Barrowman :)

[Emerbm]

Tom Jones looks like Alan carr in 40 years! XD

[taylorluvsu97]

I wish my mum would throw our cat out the window...

[GoAlybongo]

he's a spexy beast!

[grantalex31]

He is my fav comedian haha sooo funnyyy!! would love to be one of his friends and get to go about his life wi him doing all these funny things

[TheBarrymanfan]

isn't he married to ken on corrie?? no no kidding think this guy is wonderful want to see another stand up dvd soon maybe for xmas! he's fantastic more alan carr

[eirinnGObrach2010]

Wouldn't it be awsome if Gok Wan and Alan Carr got married! They'd be Mr. Alan and Gok Wan-Carr!!

[emilylolcoates]

@eirinnGObrach2010 u got that off the stand up :L:L rofl

[Emzo99]

This is so funny !!!!!!!!

[erinkaos]

I absolutely adore Alan♥

[wowitsmehannah]

Alan carr and Graham Norton are my fav!

[mindydrummer]

if mr garrison was real life..

[johnmoring]

It found its way home

[GimEoZin]

1:18

[Tarynus]

Anyone else notice how Graham went "Ohh, that's terrible..." & Tom Jones suddenly perks up? XD

[CAYOMluver]

Why are there naked barbies in the background?!

[irocklove14]

@CAYOMluver ummm why wouldn't there be

[Clarestovold]

@CAYOMluver It's Graham Norton's plastic army.

[hardyshowrocks101]

@CAYOMluver I always question that

[Aviationnation10]

@CAYOMluver there barbie dolls!

[x10Rose]

@CAYOMluver it's really just for fun. they are like flowers or fish or something that other hosts would have.

[christabelle69]

I'm actually crying.

[Mfaithwomen190989]

i've been looking of his video on youtube ! bec he's so funny ! |o|

[sexymiyoki]

Alan Carr is GREAT !!!

[judithkent111]

hahhah the cat story is funy

[bizziemary]

Alan Carr Fatty Man

[Shutupnddance14]

they either come out black or bent LMFAO

[mollynbblover]

:L <3 alan carr :P

[RCTPatriot75]

Either there is an over-representation on tv or 2/3 of the British population is gay.

[endzordays]

@RCTPatriot75 You don't watch a lot of british television then.

[Yaratoma]

@RCTPatriot75 yeah, it's an overrepresentation of fun people :P

[IMunchOnZombies]

Alan Carr is the best :L Had me in fits :P

[cardiffwilly]

is it jus me or is alan carr really camp? do you think he could be one of those homosexuals? i haven't got a problem with it but i like to know where i stand with him.

[beastiezxoxo]

@cardiffwilly did you not know that he is openly gay?

[cardiffwilly]

@beastiezxoxo OMg WTF?! really. no actually no thats not true is it cos otherwise he wouldn't....no....actually that does make sense. but ive never seen him kissing another man? at least not with tongues?

[beastiezxoxo]

@cardiffwilly yeah i dont think he has had any relationships or anything since hes been in the public eye i cant believe you didnt know he was gay if you have read his book he actually talks about it in there

[lilmisssmarties]

@cardiffwilly where the hell have you been hiding?!

[pie741]

@cardiffwilly he's gay...he used to go out with Gok Wan for a little bit

[kerryanne4321]

i love alan carr :')

[Shonbi]

Wait what, he's bi?

Damnit! The stereotypes!

[Anisj90]

haha!! love Alan Carr <3

[michaelritchie200]

My nan had a cat called Little Puss ...

[funnielizzie2010]

lol we got to love alan carr xx

[beaisinteresting]

Alans a cuddly teddy :)

[Laroux911]

Alan I love you! why do you have to be gay :( x

[123Shazzam123]

Pause on 1.14. Funny as heck!! :L

[KatelynTennant]

Omg, that poor cat. Sorry about your moms face thought lol.

[angietwentyfourseven]

What a hoot, does anyone else see the likeness between AC and Ben Mitchell of Albert Square? It could be his love child!

[LoveOBxxxx]

Alan Carr is sooooooooo funny i nearly fell off the chair laughing my head off xxxxx rofl

[snoopster5300]

I laughed soooo hard! God, the best ones are always gay. I love alan carr.

[Frubie4545]

i actually love Alan Carr, he is just soo funny

hahaha!