Barbed Cat Penis

[Spartansoldier217]

Dude only lasts a few seconds, scrapes up the chicks vagina, walks away immediately afterwards...

Cats suck at sex, man. No pun intended.

[egglesxx]

Cat rape D:

[Thizzlol]

Aww my comment is not on top anymore T_T

[Karv3r]

FTW, I was watching videos related to Skyrim khajiits, and now I'm here Oo

[krazyliljoo94]

2:17 story of my life

[m1997ist]

Dammmmnnnnnn Could'nt be me!!!!!!

[ERIkPwnedYou]

poor nala

[SarbiraPreece]

Im so traumatised O_O my cat is grounded!

[IcelandicPsycho]

cats are sluts, goddamn

[ultimateninjamastah]

Poor khajiit... :c

[TheLule93]

Thank you God, because for us humans, mating is not as painful. Thank you, thank you.

[crudnsludge]

Someone had to animate that cat dick.

[Karv3r]

@crudnsludge Well, the furries have already done that :D

[CreativeSee]

I'm here from Dr. Tran.

[emogirl2181]

EWWW

[TheNova1960]

Females always get the bad end of the stick!

[omomon]

take your top off and get killed by Greg Kinnear!

[Sinkutzsar]

Can you imagine if his penis went in the wrong hole? Youch!

[gag75]

Oh murr.

[FurTailsUm]

YESSSSS!!! hottest technicality revealed!!!

[Mary888preety]

EWWWWWWWWWW

[xpartyxboix]

"The more she mates the likelier she is to get pregnant."

YOU DON'T SAY?

[BigPPbandit]

at 0:10 thats what my cat sounds like when she sees another cat lol

[alucard1931]

I'm guessing condoms would have to me made of Kevlar.

[gsu4life]

SLUT



[Dragon164z]

sluts

[Beandude202]

Just be glad that humans didn't develop this feature. Christ, that would be absolutely awful.

[Superphilipp]

Uh... neat?

[halflifeproductionz]

fuck me that must hurt man. god damn!

[Claya94]

Lmfao the cat fucks the girl cat and then kisses her x)

[sleezybz]

the lion at 0:14 thought it would be a good idea to put his penis in his nose

[complacentcow]

cats are sluts.

[Eriktion41208]

Who else is here because of The Lusty Argonian Maid?

[Tigranis]

@Eriktion41208: As opposed to the uncensored version of The Real Barenziah, Part 2? Ugh...

[Firetaffer]

I actually found this really fascinating!

[LeCaliss]

You'll never have spikes on your cock.

;_;

[solidsnake2730]

@LeCaliss i would not want to, fapping would be a bitch.

[azebraiseeify]

Damn cats,they do this right on my front porch and wake me up at 5:00 so all i hear is meeoow mmmmeeeeoooowwww

[GleeksUnite555]

This reminds me of 'Teeth', but in reverse.

[GleeksUnite555]

This remind me of "Teeth", but in reverse.

[ColorzBox]

"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry"

[411mob]

WTF! why did Youtube remcomend this after searching for old Batman episodes???

[aachelabelaaron]

@411mob that's nothing i got here by typing in chattanooga and cats

[shedano]

those poor cats..........holy schwaiza I would commit to a vow of complete celibacy if humans had that holding a gun and a tazer

[larrence029]

well i guess cats dont get head

[DJStatyk]

Wow...What a whore she is....

[rattlejam]

Cats are all masochists. Why else would they want to 'mate with as many males as possible'?

[guepardomorado88]

I got here by searching "Evolution of Khajiit". This was the FIRST video.

[TiredOfTheBuIlshit]

exterminate cats

[Emerald3357]

jesus christ that penis looks HORRIFYING

[abbygirldelrosario]

Thank goodness my little sugar (my girl kitty ;D) got fixed i dont want her to ne hurt :(

[RyaKunWT]

"The more she mates..the more likely she is to get pregnant"

Way to go Captain Obvious

[xMasterKaix]

@RyaKunWT LOL

[yatdal]

Doesn't matter had sex !!!!

[Bastarden]

Haha, she gave the MALE LION a nosebleed...gotta love female lions.

[Ryoukoholic]

That male lion's like "Got a bloody nose from my bitch. Totally worth it, though, bro. I got laid. ;D"

[AngelWolf7771]

I find it cute how the male lick the female afterwards. I'm pretty sure he knows how painful it is, and he know's he's gotta do it..

[yukilover06]

OW! ....

[2007GlamorousGirl]

Aww.. How sad. Although this did make me a little uncomfortable with my black boy cat sleeping on my lap. O_o

[xx0nePiecexx]

100 time a da... WHAT THE F..

[BruhDuhMan]

I don't know why I found that cat's "orgasm" so funny.

[kirinphoebe1]

How completely unfair of Mother Nature to do this to female cats!

[yizo247]

Im in that weird part of YouTube again...

[SuperOxideDimutase]

Gee, thanks god.

[clnmyjts]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase scratch & sniff...LOL

[SmileysRevenge100]

Wish I had a barbed penis...

[flame0731]

@SmileysRevenge100 WHY O.O

[SmileysRevenge100]

@flame0731 I don't know. Just the idea of fucking someone to death is appealing to me.

[flame0731]

@SmileysRevenge100 Except they don't die

[SmileysRevenge100]

@flame0731 Then you're not doing it right.

[flame0731]

@SmileysRevenge100 I was referring to the cats. 

[SmileysRevenge100]

@flame0731 So was I....

[flame0731]

@SmileysRevenge100 Well the cats don't die

[Dothd00d]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'tear that ass up' haha

[VelaStorm7]

OUCH

[Thrall079]

0:14 I'm guessing that lion got raped in the nose?

[BuckeyeSparky]

Ive learned many things from the Joe Rogan podcast but this is something I didn't need to know about lol

[ruffeeh]

@BuckeyeSparky shut the fuck up

[BuckeyeSparky]

@ruffeeh Thanks for your input

[ruffeeh]

@BuckeyeSparky thanks for yours, if that's all

[AngelusDlion]

Um.. ever see a feral colony of house cats guys? I don't quite beleive that statement.

[AnotherPostcard]

@Spaaszz Yeah, that isn't creepy at all ....

[ajiron2008]

joe rogan son

[respectdirector01]

i kinda feel sorry for alboth sex. look at the lions' noses, clawed and bleeding, and sex must be a throny situation for the lioness lol. (corny joke lol).

[zenyu94]

DAMM NATURE YOU HORNY

[MrRaptorzor]

Interesting.

[whitelion44]

Its good to be the King, but sucks to be her

[thecowsgomoo223344]

Omg... I think I've heard cats mating before....

[lasertracer206]

poor cats :(

[ffyfan15]

Ok, don't lie...who got here by typing in "penis"?

[Aragiss]

@ffyfan15 i got here typing "cat penis" xD

[Koolaidrocks7]

Ouch...

[narmolania]

Suggestion videos? The catäs penis horny, meet the super cow, pups in the womb and American Nazi. Ouh, and I love it how this video was one of the top search results on google when searcing for the word "barbed"

[tripleleo]

up to one hundred times a day? That pussy's pussy must be all tore up

[daust126]

i was looking for the band 'barbed cat dick' but this came up haha

[rontayan]

I though they were going to say like 5 or 6 times a day....100 times.....a day....unreal o_0

[rontayan]

0_o

[caranauba]

"I know a certain kitty kitty whose sleeping with money tonight"

[dbaker85]

Dear baby Jesus... I would be a kitty nun.

[tripleleo]

@dbaker85 lol

[StevenCasteel]

The last 10 seconds reminded me of the Big Lebowski.

[DamagedF0X]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[BracedPoleCat]

okay so im watching a cat penis and there are links to nazis.... somethings not right here

[johnnybravoslover]

so that's why my female cat is so cranky.

[spacepimpkevin]

s&m chicks are gonna luv the biting.

but only the hardcore ones will luv the barbs.

[whotaughtyou]

SOUNDTRACK

NOEL EDMOND

BILL COSBY

[origamipein18]

Ouchie, makes me glad I'm not a female cat.: (

[Sadowski40]

1:05 It's cute how afterwards the male licks her face like a kiss almost like "sorry baby" lol

[msparklingstar62]

HAHAHA!! love the part when she says " the female cat will mate with as many strangers as possible" rofl! what a slutttt

[xShawnutsx]

Oh dear fucking LORD

[rhondakirk]

Incidentally don't ever get raped by a domestic cat mr tran do you always wonder why cats howl when they have sex they have barbed penises that destroy the vagina on the way out and it ruins it for all the other cats

[leno99]

@rhondakirk it's stupid. did you only watched the video ? It does not "destroy the vagina on the way out and ruins it for all other cats". just stop fantasizing. If it was the case, how could the female mate with dozen of males ,have kittens and do it again few weeks later ? this "barbed penis" is to maximize the chance for a male to clean the sperm let by other males, just read wikipedia.

[eunicejeruthlin]

100 times a day??!!!

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

Im tempted to find out where my cats dick is...

[LordThree]

Fuck cats! these things are obviously spawned in hell! there are NO CATS IN THE BIBLE!

[MonkeyStompVideos]

my penis hurts girls when i stick it in em too......... i just wish i could last longer than those cats.

[Curlyfrieshater]

I have a spiked penis

[gl1tchofficial]

i fapped to this

[000DAAN000]

fuck you reddit

[KidKaimera]

Male cats like "shhh shhh shhh, baby... Lemme lick yo hair..."

[KidKaimera]

Damn, nature! You sexy!

[shodanxx]

what ???  first the "family of cats" is called feline

second, lions are not the only social felines, some household cats are clearly social

[ottimo14]

Barbs are in part for scraping out other males' sperm? I know this is common belief, but isn't that kind of like trying remove fleas from fur with a fork--won't most of the sperm slip through? And won't many sperm from previous matings already be further inside than the male's penis barbs reach??

[PandasLoveMetal]

Female lions are crewcabangers :D

[IHrtPocky]

why in gods name was this a favourbale mutation in the line of evolution...

[1997xander]

@IHrtPocky

Watch dem videos b4 u comment

[lastmondaypast1]

probably why cats are so affection-less.

[Bayinessi]

No women can resist a barbed penis.

[Wishawq]

I will never own another male cat.

[MrAtomicfireball]

you ladies are lucky that we men don have barbed penises !!!!!!!!!!

[Lishaaaaaaa]

@MrAtomicfireball Um, dildos - u mad?

[frichy96]

i wish i had i spikey dick

it could double as a wepon

[MAGGOTSinmyeyes]

I'm glad I'm not a female cat!!

[cheekeymonkeys123]

I find this video easy to masturbate to.

[Gamesheep11]

I love the sound of a cats orgasm

[donovanridebmx]

That is lethal penis

[icepower55]

Best abstinence video ever.

[Bramblestar24]

@DemonTheWolf1,That's a bird in the background.

[DemonTheWolf1]

What the heck was that sound the male made at 0:02?! It was cute yet weird!He chirped!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

cats are whores.

[jsao32]

Finally an answer to an argument I've had with my colleagues.  HA!!! I was right!

[ADRIANSdROOLZ]

no wonder my cat is always on my dick

[TheMadris333]

im so fucking tired of hearing about cox cable!!!!!!!

[lechedetortuga]

Oh my god....I'm so happy I'm not a cat...

[Miyaoko]

poorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

[Redzoob]

Blow job or?.

[thedarkness2231]

so shouldnt cats ....defend with their cock instead of their claws and teeth? lol

[curtisisgod]

why the FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS!!

[PyroManiacJohnny]

@curtisisgod cuz your mom blocked all the gay porn on your computor

[curtisisgod]

@PyroManiacJohnny My mom doesnt know how to block the gay porn on my computer. Pfft pwnd you.

[PyroManiacJohnny]

@curtisisgod Lmfao xD

[TymesRhymes]

@curtisisgod Because you are a sick motherfucker like me.

[Samoutuomas]

@curtisisgod because YOU ARE ODDLY CURIOUS ABOUT IT!!

[dd22sharpshooter]

w...t...f...

[SusannaKaysen1]

I'm traumatized!

[Refan321]

Fucked up! Lol

[Refan321]

Haha this is fucked up!

[BeatleBangs1964]

This gives a whole new perspective to the term "a wildcat in bed..."

[ArtOfTreasury111]

This should make human women thankful that human males don't have barbed penises.

[beastiessister1999]

wow... my cat is a whore.....

[Segepop]

so... who else googled "animal menstruation" after this?

[Igotfuckedbyatroll]

Brhhhhhhhhh

[batcountryrabid]

Wow. That's some high class science right there. Human penises and vaginas don't work that well together.

[tzerole]

huhu..that penis look scary

[SillyGlowstick]

Damn scary you nature er... ~goes away~

[kaykaysilver]

Please dont think this is a real thing. Many people lack the ability to imagine so when they try it comes out as science fiction. What National Georgraphic geek would you say He looks like he gets sex and knows all about sex? None. These are also guys that never lived on a farm or around wildlife. Just some city boy that likes science fiction creatures he saw in Star trek or star wars.Dont believe this

[luf4rall]

@kaykaysilver what are you talking about? its a fact of life

[rockerlkj]

@kaykaysilver Can't tell if trolling, or just really stupid...

[DaBourko]

@kaykaysilver lol definately going with the comment "can't tell if trolling or really stupid." If you aren't trolling you are a complete and uttter moron and i hope you die soon so that you don't contaminate the thoughts and gene pool of humanity.

[6flakes]

errbody's gettin aids.

[chrisinthemizt]

I learned the penis and the vagina in family life

[breanntheartist1989]

If I were a female cat, I would be screaming right now.

[Trubadidudei]

Just because there is barbed penises involved and pain, doesn't necesarilly mean that the females experience "discomfort". I find it extremely unlikely that female cats would have such an active sex life if there was not some form of reward mechanism involved, unless its an purely instinctual reflex to have sex repeatadly for cats.

[myez]

@Trubadidudei

Well judging from what the video says, the pain is unique and the ovaries respond do it. The act does cause discomfort, but I would guess that there is something like an endorphin release after which gives the female a state of well being.

[rcguy69]

You mean I"m the only human with these things on my ding-a-ling?

[connorlc2009man]

THAT BEHARD TO MASTERBAIT! jklol

[FactaNonVersa]

Ribbed for her pleasure!!