Dilbert Cartoon 02X15 - Company Picnic - part 3/3

[Krion112]

Atleast Dilbert got to Second Base...

[WavemasterAshi]

....That was Wibster's Dicshunary that Dogbert was standing on!

[knucklescapricorn31]

Love the Romeo & Juliet parody ^.^

[Canopenerdude]

This is why this show is so amazing; they form such satirical metaphors into the cartoon so well that you notice more and more with each watch :)

[MadvilleDynasty1]

Yo, this is Donae Morrow Morrow Morrow Renown Youtube Critic - This is by far my favorite Dogbert episode!

[MadvilleDynasty1]

4:11 Notice how time freezes for the Boss. lol "probably the potatoe sald"

[MadvilleDynasty1]

2:08 ALICE HAS SMOKERS LUNGS lol

[hissybitch]

heh

"Second base... no engineer has ever gotten that far!"

[patu8010]

Woah, Dilbert has no chin.

[andrijagrgic]

Dogbert: "on the couch. your head blocks the light so it doesn't get in my eyes."

aaahahahhaaah xD

[mattnashisgay]

Dogbert: Give Dilbert the signal to steal second

Loud Howard: Dilbert steal second

LOL

[lordinioch]

Dogbert realy know how to cheer Dilbert up XD

[chrisjou42]

"Second Base? No engineer has ever gotten that far."

[ARAFELI]

poor dilbert

[MrDestiny80]

The pointy haired boss is the most adorable character in the series

[WolfClant]

dilbert is wearing middle aged pants, fall for JULIET, there were shakespier references... its romao and juliet all over again

[InvaderPet]

@WolfClant Don't forget Juliet only PRETENDED to be infected, and Dilbert tried to infect himself, but did it for real... much like the play Romeo and Juliet. Except they both die.

[WolfClant]

@InvaderPet yes, true

[woollybully100]

they should have had Juliet in more episodes.

[GaudyMarko]

why did he use a hamlet quote?

[HamsterAtDawn]

Lol, engineers never get to second base XD

[psychomantis108]

lol when dilbert got hit by the bat I had to pause it I was laughing that hard XD

[scienceman89]

@psychomantis108 lol, i thought it was somewhat awkward, and unsurprising, not funny, but I can see how it can be funny.

[psychomantis108]

@scienceman89 I laughed a little not as much though

[Xigano1]

Peoples ability to state the obvious in the comments is a constant surce of inspiration for me. Oh wait, not inspiration, nausia.

[dra900nka1n]

I loved the Romeo and Juliet subtext.

[Kwyjibo1992]

oh the hell did Dogbert make the car accelerate?! lmao

[VetyZoo]

crapulets

jajajaja

en español es caraculetos hahha

[CARLIAM95]

in swe its skitinorna haha

[VetyZoo]

whats the meaning in spanish its ass faced jajaja

[grogtgs]

How did those Crapulets get 3 outs so that they could get at bat?

[MASTURCHEEF001]

dogbert + garbage man= the supreme being in dilbert

[AllenbysEyes]

HEY DILBERT, STEAL SECOND BASE!!!

[PopeKurt]

lol, "that would have looked so impressive."

[eddielung31]

The ambulance crew jut stack the bodies!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[megaexplosions]

one of the marketers called dilbert shakespere, and juliet is playing 2B. 2b or not 2b shakespere! i just now got that part.

[PopeKurt]

really, did you also get the Crapulet=Capulet and Market Guru= The Montegue?

[megaexplosions]

yes i got that

[dra900nka1n]

Yup, plus the girl being called Juliet, and the doctor calling Dilbert "Romeo," the faking sickness by (pretending to) eat the hot dog = faking death, and Dilbert also sharing her fate = Romeo drinking the poison.

It was pretty good.

[scienceman89]

@PopeKurt omg, haha, now i get it :P, although, i was unaware that the marketing team was called the Montegue(s).

[PopeKurt]

@scienceman89 Slur "market guru" and it sounds like montegue...

[aluisious]

"That would have looked so impressive..."

[cainster]

how is dogbert driving the car if he doesn't reach the pedals

[sharpshooterrus]

Cruise control

[eddielung31]

he is Dogbert the almighty, so dont ask =P

[PopeKurt]

did you watch the previous episode, The Delivery? He has Ratbert push on the pedals; also, HE'S DOGBERT! He can pilot a helicopter, too.

[KikiStrike78]

That last line is my new favorite Dogbert quote.

[obiwanobiwan13]

"I'll be playing two-B, if you make it that far we can talk." "Second base? No engineer has ever made it that far!"

LOL Great sexual inuendo there...

Hey- if she's a Juliet, shouldn't she be a "Crapulet" and not a "Market-guru?"

[samuraiallen]

omg i just got the sex joke and ive watched this ep like 4x!!!!

hahaha

[Jalanko13]

i didnt...what waz it?

[bassjazz69]

DILBERT DOESNT HAVE A NECK!! XD

[gnerfpoo5]

Crapulet XD XD !!!!!!!

[nukedco]

Montague? Market guru? I get it now!

Only just realised lol

I feel so stupid =p

[sambudwiser]

Those hotdogs are gross!

[yaragorm]

OH MY GOD I just noticed the Shakespeare reference

[R0llingStones]

the the part iwth crapulet is funny..

capulets..

[LaurentheWeirdo]

Wait...it only took 15 minutes, WHY can't he see her again? Why doesn't he like sneak to her cubicle/office and swap home phone numbers? The marketing jerks couldn't do anything.

[CommanderLightning]

0:53 "for us."? Sounds very suspicious. It sounds like she wants him to win for the corrupt marketing Bureaucrats. [shouts] DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!!!

[pctopgs]

It's a good thing I read Shakespeare in school or I would have never gotten all these pop culture references...

[MrWightProductions]

and its a good thing i hang wit emo ppl and i took one of their poem books and read it cuz i was bored... otherwise i wouldnt understand

[CinematicDuckBoy]

The Marketgirls and the Crapulets. This is one of the better references. My favorite is still the one with Todd. "WHERE IS YOUR TODD NOW!?!"

[robtanian865]

not to put too fine a point on it but thet are called marketgurus not girls not having a dig because i know its not nice to be corrected

[posom2]

Heh, dogbert needs books.

[Byrnzi360]

I assume that Ratbert must be operating the gas and brake pedals.

[posom2]

...Good point, I hadn't thought of that o.o

[burningpig102]

I just got the romeo and juliet reference :P

[Mackaber]

LOL at 6:18 Wibster's

[AstroBoy55555]

OOH. That "Place on the couch" comment was rough...even for dogbert

[waitingastar]

thats not even from the same play~

they should have quoted Romeo and Juliet

[nintendude4199]

this girl might be Dilberts only chance

[Sithpenguinlord]

He did have a girlfriend in the comics.

[joelpi47]

I loves these, hurry up and put "Ethics" and "The Fact" on here.

[camel789000]

shakespeare dilbert style

[gonzalezisaic]

an also the fact that shes Juliet

[gonzalezisaic]

i wonder if anyone else got it when he says ' to be or not to be? that is the question; look at the clothes he is wearing like Shakespeare....

[Bohemund]

That's the right shit!

[XnumbsickenedeyesX]

great episode, but I gotta wonder, when your done with this you gonna move onto another show??

[smg7320]

lol this has got to be the most metaphors, analogies, puns, and double-entendres ever used in a dilbert episode.

"marketing guru and crapulet" lol

[SaberScorpion]

Haha, you're right. I was waiting for them to use the "second base" pun. Then Dilbert went and said it: "Second base? No engineer has ever made it that far!"

[Gh0stXer0]

Something i didn't even notice till right now.. Juliets position is 2B, to which Dilbert says "2B or not 2B"

[smg7320]

lol not to mention that coffee stirer in the second part

[yaragorm]

The boss actually did something competent.

[sirsteve666]

must have been the potatoe salad

[stonedsquirrel]

Great job on uploading these, how many more to go?

[DilbertCartoonZ]

2 more ;)

[masterjon3]

woo, first viewer, also, $3000 FOR GINGERALE?

[yourevor]

:dilbert: in you'r heart

:dogbert: on the coutch you'r head blocks the light of the lamp from my eyes.

ROFL.

[SonicPotter]

This is awesome!