Skyrim Patch & Starhawk Beta Details - IGN Daily Fix 12.15.11

[ryden760]

god i just want to crawl inside her vagina and live there

[joyadeceren]

@ryden760 jajajaja It could be stinky and wet.

[DuckEvil14]

Ill smash that....

[vibyjocke]

Jesus Christ... The top voted comments make me feel ashamed for being a man. How are these comments necessary? So pathetic it makes my head hurt.

[TheMagicRune]

IGN is more kid friendly then machinma, but I feel like inside gaming daily gives more info and in a funny way. I stopped watching IGN lately for one BIG REASON. And guys in ign correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like you judge games from a critic stand point. Not from a gamers stand point. I mean did you like the game or not. Your reviews influenced me so much I found out I could have bought some really fun games. Look all I'm saying is that you guys need to not be so critical.

[Cajaquarius]

Sort of reminds me of Fox News. They get an attractive, blond female to host to rake in the viewers who, likely, doesn't actually know the subject matter all that well. Could be wrong. I tend to think of gamers almost uniformly as homely, overweight (or grossly underweight), depressed, greasy, unkempt, etc.

And before anyone gets their panties all bunched, I am referring to gamers as in people who seem to live to game, not people who play Halo with their boyfriend once in awhile.

[Anakin1182]

Yes my skyrim dragons are fixed!

[thereisallwayshope]

I just feel like... stretching out and touching them...

[GodSeekerPW]

I played the beta a lot... the multiplayer is fun, but not solid enough, I hope the campaign will be fun.

[valid759]

94 pages of coments is a lot

[justinjsong]

Why is it that whenever i read ign daily fix updates, it is about boobs?

[MisterAAnderson]

Go to pornhub(dot)com and you'll get soo many boobs and asses, drilling each other.

[SirJCrusader]

I want to sit her on my peck and fill her full of cheese whiz, Jessica Chobot I would marry though, I love Jess :)

[MegaLPgamer]

360 got patched??? its ps3 thats got the fucking issue why arent they spending time mending that??

[TheEZ130]

@MegaLPgamer yep

[maxbarrass1]

@MegaLPgamer They might be spending time to fix it. The PS3 has been reported to be the harder console to make a game for. However it is still the best. Before a bunch of Xbox or PC fan boys start spamming me with messages. Hear is my reply in advance, 'I don't give a shit. Have a nice day :)'

[RandomKillstreak]

What the fuck you sick perverts. IGN may need to hire a fat ass guy to start doing these Daily Fixes so you can actually listen to the info. Jeez, get fucking girlfriend or go fap if you want just stop commenting on her damn tits.

[reytr0]

@RandomKillstreak yes, but no one would watch their videos then

[sdfsdasdfsdfasdfsd21]

I want to see her tits.. Wait did I just post that

[MrEpicgamingstuff]

U get the beta code free if u own warhawk

[ps31871]

Hahahahhahahah a prime member on ign website to get the code fuk that they can stick their member ship on their ass!

[bigsteamfan]

WHAT boobs ? WHAT tits ? You idiots blind ? She's as flat-chested as a bloody wooden plank ! Her mouth.. maybe.. Hes ass.. maybe.. But she AIN'T GOT TITS !

[desertdunebuggy]

They need to fix the companions in skyrim



[gamegard2]

the hjirim house still has some bugs,

the weaponracks, showcases and te manaquins stuff still wont work!

plz help! or patch!

[TheEZ130]

@gamegard2 wat platform

[gamegard2]

@TheEZ130 ps3

[TheEZ130]

@gamegard2 i will look in too it they need to stop pissing 360 and fix ps3

[Tacopanda007]

the dragons now fiy right...its as it should be, damnit

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

She's hot

[Markyboy1432]

Naomi = BABE!



[sentinental]

Complementing her boobs earns myself a top comment

[NikeMan4life]

I call her...............sugartits

[Bronx1875]

@NikeMan4life Roflmao xD

[theisoganders]

@NikeMan4life lmfao

[Leonsprice]

I wanted my dragons to fly backwards :(

[CathalOHara]

@Leonsprice No you don't, they're impossible to kill when this happens.

[Leonsprice]

NO TOP COMMENT, well hear goes nuttin, TITTIES OR GTFO

[GTPRIME209]

I cant fast travel nor wait and a dude from the companions kept following me, when will there be another patch!

[LilProveInn]

Naomi is hella pretty, ♥

[tara3411]

The joining the stormcloaks quest is still bug even the forbidden legend in skyrim!!

[MetSkwisMaidlica]

what's wrong with skyward sword, mine's been perfect..

[Happzboz]

My Dragons Flew then they took an arrow to the knee.

[sparkytheturkey]

i still cant activate the bookshelf in breezehome.

[mcrfreakinrocker]

I do have xbox live. Do u just download the update or what

[LilProveInn]

@mcrfreakinrocker you can update with a USB drive, then go to wwwdotxbucdotnet, prepare your USB drive for Xbox 360 storage,then download USB XtafiGui_44 (Google it), then, put the Skyrim update from the web page in the "Cache" section of your USB, then always save the and start your data game from your USB. Is simple really.

[sanguina555]

where is chobot girl?

[mcrfreakinrocker]

How do u download the patch???? Help guys!!!!!

[iSuperNovaX70]

@mcrfreakinrocker you need to have xbox live

[ImJasonForever]

what the heck? the 360 got a patch and not the ps3? The ps3 needs it way more!!

[Retroninja15]

I STILL CAN'T PLACE BOOKS ON MY TOP SHELF!!! THE 3 OTHER SHELVES ARE FULL ALLREADY!!!!!!!!!1

[01984lockyer]

Lol I have had some pretty retarded dragons. I killed one while it was flying and it carried on flying, I used dragonrend and WOW he wiblled and wobbled all over the play before zooming away at the speed of light backwards into oblivion. See what i did there lol oblivion lol lol lo...l

[primalconvoy]

@TheVideoGamePad Yet 360 "exclusives" like Skyrim make me wish I had a 360.

[luckycharmsforlife]

@primalconvoy but Skyrim is not a 360 exclusive @__@

[madmicmike]

Wow for once the top comments are not about Naomi

[madkunt213]

fuck the dragons, get ur tits out naoimi so i can get my fix

[SwifStix]

@madkunt213 Oh for fuck sake, would all you horny 30 year old's just fuck of for god sake. This is a channel about GAMES! Not PORN! So stop yelling at Naoimi to flash you cause its not going to happen you wank stain.

[madkunt213]

@SwifStix I take it you cant take a joke or you must be afraid of a set of tits then eh ? this is a channel about games and tits not cock so fuck off faggot

[MasterLazyXD]

any1 else have a game breaking bug form skyrim main quest a corner rat wont start?

[ajninmai666]

yay i need to find LordyJake's comment...

[Originalsoundz]

lol i got the update on 360 and it makes the game worse ive started getting lag now WTF It didnt have lag before THANKS BETHESDA

[Tortarra2]

I love the PC version of Skyrim, ABSOULUTLY NO GLITCHES (kinda... there's some minor graphical bugs)

[DeddBeetSheep34]

Bethesda, have you seen the state of the PS3 version? fuck backwards flying dragons, we need some help on PS3!

[49nitramsp]

The contradicting top comments never get old -_-

[hermosapeach]

What is the matter with Skyward Sword? Why does it need a fix? Peace... ^_^

[enderinheaven]

shit i remember playing games on ps1, 2, n64 and they worked like they were supposed to... I mean don't get me wrong i understand that it a lot of data but back then that was the pinnacle of tech and it worked because they couldn't afford to do a recall... Now because its available they release half ass shit because they can just touch it up as they go instead of properly testing it... we buy your games so do it right! >:(

[yugiohbros115]

does the skyrim patch 1.3 stop the dup glitches?

[ColtonXStuehrk]

SKYRIM WONT LOAD MY SAVED GAMES HELP!!???



[SuperAwesomeLuke]

umm guys Skyrim fine on my PS3

[thecadaver33]

@SuperAwesomeLuke The problem only affects 360 users, apparently :P

[sanleunam]

fuck you gaga and your fucking adds tooo....>.>

[helotmotto]

But my dragon was flying correctly but then it's took an arrow to the knee...

[tucuaterockero]

chica !hot¡

[atikoon1]

I don't care about dragon flying backward on my ps3, either the framrate issue. The only thing that I need it to be fix is the quest bug. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW IT FEEL LIKE TO NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE FUCKING QUEST.

[stickymcstick]

@atikoon1 golden claw mission...?

[gmk120]

@atikoon1 wich quest

[atikoon1]

@gmk120 *which quest?

The one that has something to do with captain aldis. The quest is to ask him about Morrad's daughter. If you choose to be in stormcloak and then finish all the stormcloak's quest, then captain aldis won't be at Solitude anymore, and the quest arrow will point at the ground where he was. You can't finish the quest without ask Aldis, and Morrad does not has any dialog to cancle the quest.

[gmk120]

@atikoon1 ah a secondary mission? buff, there are hundreds of them, i don't know wich quest is

[ghostplanes7]

lol wtf!!! backwards flying dragon how the hell did that happen??

[yddon2]

bethesda, fix the oculary quest, i left the room and now it no longer expands or contracts, i am rather annoyed!

[Kerplunk990]

Chobot, may I stick my penis in between your breasts?

[yddon2]

@Kerplunk990 why? Its naomi and she's 10 times hotter...

[CoLDStealth]

@Kerplunk990 thats Naomi not jessica you dumbass

[TheZeldaHero95]

@LordyJake

[MonkeyMonkMan]

Fix the vilkas glitch

[Sunnixftw]

Anyone wanna say something about Naomi's white t shirt?

[senman6]

How about patching the glitch with the thieves guild mission 'Dainty Sload" I want my achievement goddammit.

[RelentlessRevolver7]

when is ps3 getting that patch for skyrim, that dragon to the north east always flys around retarded.

[RCNano13]

My PS3 is working fine and its first generation. Got it the day PS3 was officially released to the public.

[seesaad]

u r very hoooooooooooooot

[ZRedDawg18]

Bethesda should watch Game Fails to get an idea of what to fix.

[razzakksa]

I used to get a boner when I see Naomi, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheVideoGamePad]

Why does the PS3 get all the cool exclusives? They're getting Starhawk and The Last of Us and what new IPs are we getting?

[SkinShot24]

@TheVideoGamePad ps3 gets all the gay exclusives, who really plays starhawk and all those other shitty games? stupid little ps3 troll.

[epzsoccaplaya]

@SkinShot24 Who the hell wants to play.... o yeah. 360 got no exclusives

[TheBiggamer64]

@epzsoccaplaya what are you talking about? Every heared of Gears of War? Alan Wake? Fable? Halo?

[TheVideoGamePad]

@SkinShot24 Yeah but that's like saying who plays Halo and Gears of War? I'm just saying the PS3 has such a wide variety of exclusives and we Xbox gamers only have shooters, they're outstanding shooters but games like God of War and LittleBigPlanet make me envious of the PS3

[McFlippyhoo]

You may call us nerdy virgins, but you know what? We're content nerdy virgins.

[LordyJake]

Oh boo fucking hoo! A patch just for 360 that fixes a backwards flying dragon glitch? The games friggin' unplayable on PS3.  How bout fixing that? Huh, Befesda?

[xXStabberwockyXx]

@LordyJake They're still working on that one. It takes a lot more time to fix something like that than a script error that fucks up the dragons.

[MrGodzillahin]

@LordyJake so true.

[santasdeath1]

@LordyJake

why ?

[LordyJake]

@santasdeath1 Excessive lag to the point of unplayability due to a progressively larger save file. It takes roughly 40 hours to develop, perhaps longer if one is lucky.

[fwesh1]

@LordyJake lol backwards flying dragons look cool too.

[NyanNyanNyannyNyan]

@LordyJake perhaps it's not the game that's unplayable but your ps3? everyone else's seems to be working fine. don't blame Bethesda for your broken console.

[Ahbenmautadine]

@NyanNyanNyannyNyan what the hell are you talking about? Everyone else's seems to be working fine? I suggest you do a quick research before you write that kind of stuff again.

[LordyJake]

@NyanNyanNyannyNyan Well, I wouldn't have posted such a comment unless it was a widespread problem. Evidently you hadn't looked up the topic before commenting. Check Amazon reviews for evidence. There are more than 150 one star reviews for the game. And those are generally all from the lag that makes the game near unplayable. Why go directly to the conclusion that the whole console is broken than just the game being released unfinished?

[kritiqal1337]

@LordyJake how about playing first person games on PC like you're supposed to Huh

[MrForcorrie]

@kritiqal1337 bit fanboyish but i agree

[LordyJake]

@kritiqal1337 The game has 3rd person mode as well. But that's aside the point, friend. If a company releases a game on a platform, they should release it in playable form. Especially when they charge 60$ for it.

[bavz1234]

@LordyJake owning a ps3 is your first problem, I own a 360 and I happily play Halo, MW3, battlefield, skyrim, fable and mass effect with no problems =]

oh and it's Bethesda** :p

[CaptainVader2]

@bavz1234 My xbox got a red ring of dead whene i was playing skyrim!So shut up!

[LordyJake]

@bavz1234 Fanboy. It is obviously not the PS3's fault, it's the developer. Befesda (That was intentional. Why? So someone would comment on it. Like yourself.) has a record of releasing unfinished and very glichy products. And personally, I enjoy the PS3's lineup of games more. Just my opinion.

[bavz1234]

@LordyJake Oh come on no need to be a negative nancy!

PS3 is made by silly japanese people that is why it sucks =]

[Shenanigans07]

@bavz1234 I said ha.

[chenp0]

@bavz1234

Uhh, no, they're all made in china, and that's why you and your comment suck. =/

[TheBuzzlin]

@bavz1234 Did you thought your Xbox comes from germany or what? PS3 AND xbox360 are Made in China/Japan so dont tell shit.

[SLEAZY808]

@bavz1234

MW3, Battlefield, and Mass Effect have no problems. Who are you trying to fool fanboy? Developers like Bethesda are 360 cocksuckers like you. Also, we have Uncharted, Resistance, R&C, Jak and Daxter, Twisted Metal, and way more shit than you could get on your 360. I have both consoles, so don't try to fool me, son.

[ThePs3isamazing]

@LordyJake it works fine on mine and my ps3 isn't slim :D

[LordyJake]

@ThePs3isamazing Interesting. I've looked at alot of reviews, and it seems those that fair the best are those with a fat PS3. How many hours you at? It takes longer for some than others, y'know? Either way, I'm glad you've adverted the issue thus far.

[JamesSeabourne15]

@LordyJake how about learning to spell Bethesda?

[IARASSASSIN]

@JamesSeabourne15 lol was just thinking that

[LordyJake]

@JamesSeabourne15 That's aside the point. I knew I'd get a bunch of replies stating that single fact. I wanted to see how many. No harm, I suppose.

[KidMagnum]

@LordyJake I'm playing it right now on the PS3...plays fine...so it is playable.

#Hatersgonhate

[mattsn1p]

@KidMagnum Potatoes gonna potato :P

[SpecialForcie]

@KidMagnum How many hours are you into your playthrough?

[KidMagnum]

@SpecialForcie heh...about 120 hours.

[Weaksauceization]

@KidMagnum STFU you ignorant little fanboy, if you read up on anything or went on the forums you would realize that this is a problem for anyone with a save file higher then 6MB, get your fact right before you make snide pathetic comments that are embarrassing yourself. Skyrim is unplayable for the majority of PS3 users, and Bethesda as always, cannot get their shit together.

[IamAChairman]

@Weaksauceization I have a 11mb save, and mine is fine. Some people (like me) didn't get any glitches, but about 40% of people have experienced the bugs....

[KidMagnum]

@Weaksauceization lolumadbreh?

But i'll humor you...for one thing, I could care less what people say on the forums because it's full of trolls and hacks, just like everything else on the interwebz. That being said, I know about the save file being TEH 6MB AND ZOMG TEH GUME LAGHS...i'm just fortunate enough to not experience those problems as much as anyone else. See, the issue i'm referring to is the the game is unplayable. It's not.

[hjkkljhgf]

@KidMagnum level up u dumbass

[DiRtBiKeRaCeR71]

@KidMagnum ps3 rules

[LordyJake]

@KidMagnum Lucky you. Unlucky many more than you.

[CaptainVader2]

@LordyJake Because bethesda are based they hate Sony and playstation console!bethesda SUCKS!

[samstar220]

@CaptainVader2 Why Not get a PC? Better Graphics and a Huge Modding Community For all Bethesda games.

[CaptainVader2]

@samstar220 Yeah maybe i will buy it on pc, thanks

[LordyJake]

@CaptainVader2 Haha, and they won developer of the year at the VGA's. Oh, the irony.

[CaptainVader2]

@LordyJake Yeah i know!oh the irony!!!!!!!

[Finalcrisiscore349]

@LordyJake I'm playing on the PS3 right now. playing...playing..... Still Playing.....

[LordyJake]

@Finalcrisiscore349 I'm happy for you. I'm avoiding the game until its fixed, personally. Some lucky ones have avoided it, but there's a strong possibility it just hasn't hit yet.

[xGeneralJebendx]

@LordyJake the backwards dragon glitch made the game impossible to play... you couldnt kill a dragon literally, you cant take it down with arrows (to the knee) and when it "goes down" it skids on the floor and flies back into the sky and gives Skyrim a constant 4fps which fucking pisses alot of people off, the update for ps3 will come soon, hopefully on christmas ;D

[somemonkey3444]

@xGeneralJebendx Why do I have to be born in the generation that uses "that's what she said" and "arrow to the knee"...!?

[KidMagnum]

@xGeneralJebendx The backwards flying dragon patch affected about (For me anyways) 1-2 dragons in the entire game..................you did actually play the game and ummm...adventure didn't you?

[mattsn1p]

@LordyJake Haterz gonna hate :P

[LordyJake]

@mattsn1p Always.

[sammyhi123]

@LordyJake I play the game on PS3, it's pretty playable. lol

[hjkkljhgf]

@sammyhi123 level up dumbass

[LordyJake]

@sammyhi123 Cool. Unfortunately many people wouldn't agree with that statement.

[DiRtBiKeRaCeR71]

@LordyJake at least i dont have to deal with the rrod

[NyanNyanNyannyNyan]

@LordyJake well it obviously isn't that widespread otherwise it would be all over gaming news. i mean i know there is alot of glitches but i highly doubt there is gonna be that many copies just not working altogether. plus you said "generally" from the lag. that's from the maybe 4 or 5 pages you looked at. you should really do your research as well. it's mostly 4-5 stars. mind you... thats just england

[LordyJake]

@NyanNyanNyannyNyan That was nearly every page I looked at. If over 150 one star reviews isn't widespread, I'm not sure what would be. And it has been rather large in gaming news, IGN have made some videos on it, and posted several articles on it. Evidently other gaming companies have also been commenting on it too. Either way, there is no denying that there is a huge problem with the PS3 version.

[TomLuvsVidz]

GAMESPOT IS GIVING BETA KEYS AWAY FREE! FucK IGN!

[monstersilk]

ever since she revealed her breasts views began to spike up.. yup.. spike up....

[Rushedmind]

Boobilicious!

[collinc95]

Gotta love gamer girl BOOBIES! ;)

[echoingheads]

he has a lovely pair of information there.

[Scottsmaster1]

Did her hair grow longer?

[ajbatulis]

I would tell you but I took a arrow to the knee

[yp1391]

I shot an arrow to my dragons knee...

[NtoxicatedForum]

milk me naomi :D

[sensesfail10792]

Man you little kids clearly do not understand the magic worked by a push-up bra. Chill with the boners.

[TheJustinGProduction]

WHY HASNT THE MARKARTH GUARD GLITCH BEEN PATCHED!!!!!!! :(

[ItsSacredG]

whats with all these patched games nowadays?? its so pathetic. Why do they keep launching games with such bad glitches?? games weren't this fucked up back when they couldn't easily patch a game afterwards. it pisses me off how they launch game nowadays without testing them enough and figure that they can just patch it later bcuz they need to launch the game on time. its so stupid, it makes me wanna kick someones ass-_-

[TheWolfreaver]

@ItsSacredG Games are ALOT bigger than they were before. Bigger size = More glitches

[ItsSacredG]

@TheWolfreaver yeah thats true, i didn't look at it that way

[sthfan007]

@Markgangzta also known as the future pirate king

DRAGONS FLYING SIDEWAYS PFFFFFFFF try dragons stayin