IS MY D!CK SOFT? (The True E.D. Story)

[NerdyTalk101]

i can relate brotha lol, my junk doesnt always work.

[WHBG36]

King of the web

[Tactix87]

@WHBG36 haha thank you

[bsbutler1]

ive had the same thing happen to me so i freaked out and did all this research. turns out it happens because of stress. i was pretty stressed out and i was wanting to take out any anger on the vagina but it didnt work out that way.

[Tactix87]

@bsbutler1 Yeah it was stress for my situation too.....trust I definitely did the research too after that happened lol

[lapeste555]

This was hilarious !

[Tactix87]

@lapeste555 haha thank you :)

[MrsTikaa]

@1:01 R.I.P for the headphone users..LMAO

[Tactix87]

@MrsTikaa LOL sorry :P

[elicdelance]

Lmaoo, shes going to tell her friends anyways.

[Tactix87]

@elicdelance it's true

[DBClay96]

With my last girl I lasted atleast 30 min, up to an hour 30, and I was proud. Recently got a new girl, and I didn't even last 15 min, maybe 10 at the most. Killed my pride, but I got all day tomorrow to redeem myself.

[Hellraizor87303]

I just came here to say it just happened to me and with my girlfriend... :( and it was supposed to be our first time too... Fuck...

[Tactix87]

@Hellraizor87303 ahh no way dude...sorry to hear that bro...what was the outcome?

[Hellraizor87303]

@Tactix87 Im gonna redeem myself tonight son!! lol Wish me luck! ahahha Im doing it for all those that have gotten E.D. before, this one is for us! lol

[MzzSmootzz]

recieve da deed XD.so wen we hatuh ride alyuh weyz dat den tactix?? (-_-)

[Mr5O1OLucas]

the black peter chao

[Tactix87]

@Mr5O1OLucas haha thanks man!

[Aangfromlaguna]

haha not opposed to anal and haha its tru tho starfish status for girls were the ones who gotta dip in....and...heyyy...heyyy..thi­s is an...uh.interesting story.... and haha manz pulled spidermanshit and dj hero...lol oh mannn prayin before sex lol....long walk of shame....ALL HER FRIENDS ahahha oh mann...nicknames lol..MURDER EVERYONE...not gonnalie I SWEAR this happen last nite well atleast the part where it took more then longer then expected

[Aangfromlaguna]

@Aangfromlaguna and i was just liek WHAT THE FUCK are u doin DACK work with me here...FUKN AWKWARD AS FUCK AND was doin dj hero just like u too..crazy shit man stalling like a muthafucker

[Esther101bby]

Dat nasty lol

[Tactix87]

@Esther101bby LOL :P

[Esther101bby]

Lol long time ago lier lol nice 1

[glasnya]

That was so freaking funny! But now that you told the world you cant make a big deal out of it :P

Its true that it was not nice for her to say it to others.

[Tactix87]

@glasnya haha I guess I can't lol

[SystemRichie]

dude u made me cry!!!!! hahahahahaha make new ones!!!!

[Tactix87]

@SystemRichie HAHA will do :P

[crazy7lover]

+ 1 sub :P

Happened to be once. I also had the premature ejaculation shit going on with a girl. I loved her and shit so I was nervous. Couldn't keep it in so i blew it...

[Tactix87]

@crazy7lover HAHA love the pun haha

[megaman01001]

@crazy7lover Blew it literally, i feel ya man lol

[Crimewave9]

yo man that shit is funny yo!

but my story was i was unable to finish not to start lol, akward...

[Tactix87]

@Crimewave9 ain't no thing man..shit happens

[SupraRaj]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!! IM SHOWING THIS TO MY BF! LMAO!

[Tactix87]

@SupraRaj haha thank you :)

[DJCUTTY1]

damn i aint gonna lie dis shit happen 2 me

[Tactix87]

@DJCUTTY1 happens to the best of us

[lilelementskater]

I think he just confessed to murder

[Tactix87]

@lilelementskater lol

[Jordansbeats1]

Man, your vids are amazing. I've told my friends to check them out, and i've uploaded some to my facebook profile.. keep the funny shit coming.

[Tactix87]

@Jordansbeats1 I really appreciate that man...thanks for the support

[NaturallySiann]

Hahahahahaha @ long flaccid walk of shame...ur tooo funny!!! Subscribe? MOST DEF! Bless all the way from Trinidad :)

[honeybunchesofoats7]

@NaturallySiann omggg me 2 ! [=P

[Tactix87]

@NaturallySiann haha thank you, glad you enjoy my work :)

[MrDinoeggs]

bahahaha, your probably one of the funniest person on youtube

[Tactix87]

@MrDinoeggs ahh man thanks dude...I appreciate that

[megaman01001]

I promise you its the most most AWKWARD moment. You don't even trust urself for a few days. BUT then right after of course I had to walk, not drive, WALK her to her parents place. You can't even understand how awkward that is.....

[Tactix87]

@megaman01001 ahh man walking is even worse dude...especially if she lives far

[megaman01001]

@Tactix87 about a 2 miles so like 20 minutes walking... it was...

[kionbrezzy12]

that what happened to you is pure FAILURE!!!!!!, man

[MzzSmootzz]

lmfao!!!!! that happened with my ex one time i didnt rat on him tho even tho were not together n e more...........but it was soooooooooo funny he wanted to strangle me 4 laughin XD

[Tactix87]

@MzzSmootzz lol I would have wanted to as well haha

[triniting08]

yeah!!!! she was wrong for that hell the least she could do is ask if she can help and give u some head!

[rjmphotoworks]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA­AAAA

[sebalacp]

hahaha ah swear ah feelin dat for u o_O never happened to me.... yet I should say lol

[Tactix87]

@sebalacp hopefully it never does lol

[DjNiko96]

you got 1 more subscriber... .. lol...

[Tactix87]

@DjNiko96 haha thanks for the support :)

[omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen]

Holy hell you're funny, plus one sub here rofl

[Tactix87]

@omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen haha thank you :) I appreciate that

[chocolatecuban]

what is wrong with a girl that is too wet? I never heard anyone complain about that. Care to explain?

[Tactix87]

@chocolatecuban Some guys complain that if it's too wet than it can reduce the friction making it less sensational for guys....unless she's extremely tight...than it doesn't really matter, the wetter the better in that case

[knighttas]

omg legit ur soo funny

[Tactix87]

@knighttas haha thank you :)

[IPwnALLNLeaveNoAlive]

"cause then i gotta kill u, and 3 other people?!?! i just don't have that much room in my trunk!" hahahaha I did not see that coming xD

[Tactix87]

@IPwnALLNLeaveNoAlive LOL :P

[duzja]

lmao 

[leighnage1]

omg your are so funny! i love your videos!

[Tactix87]

@leighnage1 haha thank you :P

[gushernandez25]

I was hoping that at the moment she was grabbing that she would have said " Are you gay, get away!" Too funny!

[AnnetteTalas]

Something i don't get is why is it disgusting to fuck a girl on her periods but its not disgusting to fuck a girl in her shitter? You know, where the shit comes out of.. >.< I think both are gross but shit is the most disgusting thing not only cause it stinks but you can get diseases from playing with shit. I'll forever be confused about peoples attracting to assholes.

[Tactix87]

@AnnetteTalas haha good question...but I think with fucking a girl on her reds, there's almost always a guarantee of blood which can be a turn off for some guys and somewhat disgusting for women. However with anal (and condoms) provided the girl is clean....there's only a small chance that you'll even see any fecal matter

[AnnetteTalas]

@Tactix87 True but you can wear a condom when she's on her period too AND blood is a lot cleaner than Poo! Unless they have something like AIDS etc.

[Tactix87]

@AnnetteTalas yeah but like I said....on her period there's almost a sure guarantee you'll see blood...with anal it's a slim chance provided she's clean...either way it's a shitty situation (no pun intended) you just weigh your options accordingly. Most guys like to do Anal cuz it's tighter.

[tricky314]

AHAHAHA. SO TRUE ... been there

[TheNYC22]

KMSL!!!!!

[Keela07]

lol this is hilarious. needless to say i've encountered a situation when i was ready but my dude couldnt get his dick hard, well i have a few tricks that got me tha treat i was waiting for lol im very seductive when necessary lol winning :)

[Tactix87]

@Keela07 HAHA winning indeed!

[hoothoot12345678]

Is it too weird that i had lunch watching u talk about wet and bloody vaginas?

[Tactix87]

@hoothoot12345678 haha not at all lol

[Dirtybird284]

Hey man, I just ran across your channel for the first time. Funny dude, I can't believe you don't have more subscribers...you have 1 more now though lol.

[Tactix87]

@Dirtybird284 haha thanks man I really appreciate the support

[NanisNanita]

Ahhhh u had me dyin when u said I got napkins and when u hit that auto tune. LMFAO and that's one hilarious story

[Tactix87]

@NanisNanita haha :P

[TheEliteMW2]

trying to resicitatate my penis LMFAO!!!!! Tactix your defentally in my top 3 fav comedians

[Tactix87]

@TheEliteMW2 HAHA awesome :P thank you :)

[trueladytee26]

you went n used the afro scene again!! LOL.... too funny. And I'm sorry about that situation, but the same thing happened to my ex-boyfriend's best friend when he tried messing with my bestfriend (I didn't confuse u did I? lol). So she told me and my ex-boyfriend about dude not being able to rise to the occasion.

[Tactix87]

@trueladytee26 haha no pun intended :P

[MrXcxcxcxcxcxc]

praying before you have sex is wrong on so many levels. lmao

[Tactix87]

@MrXcxcxcxcxcxc lol ain't it?

[meek123]

omg... you're my new favorite youtuber. <3

[Tactix87]

@meek123 haha it's about time...I've been waiting for you to say that :P

hehe kidding..thank you for the support :)

[Dave12371]

Dude I had the same problems, however, I don't have a problem getting it hard have the problem keeping it hard when I put a rubber on. That's where my problem is!

[Tactix87]

@Dave12371 yeah I've had that happen to me too lol sucks man...I hate condoms..but i'm deathly afraid of STD's lol so I bite the bullet and suck it up. I don't gamble with my dick lol

[samraf11]

Damn

[xxsouljagurlxx]

ohhh noooo , i feel so bad for u tactix ! that girl is a ass for spreading that to her friends :/ not a good move she should have a heart !

[Tactix87]

@xxsouljagurlxx haha naw it's all good...i hate that she did it...but a majority of women would have told their girlfriends also

[itsmebitch111]

lmfaoooooooooo. i love you, you're the bestt!

[Tactix87]

@itsmebitch111 :P love you right back

[bluebonet1]

PLEASE don't ever leave youtube .What would sex life be without u.I don't know who you were talking about in your last videoa,the popular guy but I'm staying here and hope u never leave us and make us laugh the way you do.

[Tactix87]

@bluebonet1 haha thank you for this...brightened up my day...and don't worry I'm not going anywhere

[NightMagiq]

LO FREAKIN L man!

[selo204]

@Tactix87 shit happened to me i just had her suck that shit till it got hard

[sonnijbaby1]

Its too cute! :) ..........BUTTTTTTTTT I dislike the sex story. Forreal how is Yu gon do this to me! Yu killing me cus I'm yo biggest fan n Yu is sexii AF that means ur gone be mine one day...... haha jk it was hilarious as always :) I loved it!!!

[Tactix87]

@sonnijbaby1 haha :P

[rockksshope]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FUCKIN FUNNY AS BRO AHAHAHHA

[Tactix87]

@rockksshope lol thank you

[savamounange]

Have you all noticed that weird guy always saying he took an arrow to the knee and then making it to the top comment? What's so popular about that to begin with? Hmmm... #PeopleMustLoveWeirdosAfterAll

P.S. :No thumbs up required XD

[NikThaQuik]

like i said you're not only who's gone through this it happens to everyone you can google it.

[Tactix87]

@NikThaQuik it's true man

[NikThaQuik]

i hate when they say "Is everything ok?" or "what's wrong?" at that point....it's downhill from there the pressure mounts and it becomes super "hard" to get an erection (the irony) lol it's a mental thing....this has happened to me before and more than once (not often tho lol) it happens to all men at one point or another one time a girl said "is it me?" like she wasn't attractive enough lol

[DProductionMusic]

my nigga, Almost happened to me tho.....That was a close one. actually the only time that happen to me is when i had the flu and she wanted it bad, but my excuse was simply. "Well....you know i'm sick right" but you gotta chill with 2:50 XD LMAO

[Tactix87]

@DProductionMusic LMAO oh man

[xXpinayXx]

lmfao!!!!!!!!! btw this is arianne -_- now you know...but omg! I have a story for you! hue hue hue :$

[Tactix87]

@xXpinayXx HEY!!! haha finally got your youtube

[7Whoisthis]

Wow! I wouldn't of left knowing that i was going to only be there for a month I would of played around with you until that boy came to life. Eating fruits off of you, lap dance, hand job, I mean DAMN.....SOMETHING. Shit I couldn't of been her that was a SEX SITUAITON GONE WRONG!!!

[Tactix87]

@7Whoisthis haha it was kind of an awkward situation for the both of us

[Pinkzzznew]

Haha! Thank u for sharing in such great hilarious detail!! I never thought of it from a guys perspective! Keep up the videos!

[Tactix87]

@Pinkzzznew haha you're very welcome :)

[Gatorface100]

Well im might get some this Friday. ^__^We will see. Oh yeah thanks for giving me some advice for sealing the deal when a girl is at my place.

[Tactix87]

@Gatorface100 haha no problem bro...good luck :)

[UrwahK]

Yup happened to me once, was in a park..... Yes a park and she wanted it but there was people around, it was up..... But then she pulled my trousers down and since we were in a park it kinda went :$ .... Down and then we both pulled up our pants and she started laughing but she tried to hide it so I respect her for not laughing infront of my face but I could tell she was laughing..... Most awkward day of my life and then I had to walk her home x_x

[7Whoisthis]

@UrwahK Wow in the park, GOSH! that sex would of been hella good that day with all those people around, I gotta run that one by my sex partner when I come across one

[Tactix87]

@UrwahK Oh man you actually had to "walk" home? that's brutal dude

[UrwahK]

@Tactix87 oh my gawd :D u replied :D woow.... :o anyways now that my little happy moment is over ahaha yh, and i had to walk her home aswell >.<

[Tactix87]

@UrwahK haha of course I replied...I try to reply to all my comments :P but damn man that sucks dude...but I feel your pain man haha

[tactical321]

Never had this happen to me before. But man what happen to you tactix. Have not seen you for months now.

[Tactix87]

@tactical321 haha I've been taking a break to work on this youtube series i'm making

[pstanley21]

Yea that has happened to me too... but the funny thing about it was... I started off hard... but as soon as she gave me head... I went soft.. and she started crying... cause she was thinking she was not good... I told her it was not.. but actually it was.. ha ha 

[Tactix87]

@pstanley21 haha women get so emotional and offended when shit like that happens....but I'd rather her think it's her fault then to straight laugh at me lol

[fedoramonkey8]

How can you NOT click on a vid with that title?

Anyways, all i'm gonna say about bad sexual experiences is you know you're cocking it up when the girl bursts out laughing a minute in....

[Tactix87]

@fedoramonkey8 HAHA

[LRev403]

yo tac this shit is fuckin hilarious, and so true, everybody has their off days!

[Tactix87]

@LRev403 haha trust me man....lol the shit happens

[purplekisses171]

LMAO!!!! ahaha that's so embarrassing

[Tactix87]

@purplekisses171 lol tell me about it

[Sammyboibaby]

The exact same thing happened to me before i lost my virginity. The girl made it harder cause before she grabbed my anaconda she said just fuck me already.. Added to the pressure haha

[Tactix87]

@Sammyboibaby LMAO

[DJkakashi]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME LASSST MONTH!

Same STORY without Jerking, lol

But it came up and it was good.

[Tactix87]

@DJkakashi ahh lol at least you recovered

[JpeBeats]

Nice you're back ! Merry late Christmas to you Tactix ! Its a sad story and its so true that we get the pressure when the action comes

[Tactix87]

@JpeBeats Merry Christmas to you too dude :)

[DJCHRISSAY]

lol mi brada mi neva eva got dat.......wen mi bring to ah gyal mi bring it HARD!! lol

[Tactix87]

@DJCHRISSAY lol

[creatorofsound80]

@Tactix87-true!!! But on the real it good to see a brotha speak on this, cause it happens to all even that jackass who commented and said it never happen it him, it probably doesn't happen too much cause he probably doesn't get much.

[Tactix87]

@creatorofsound80 LOL it's true it does happen....even to male pornstars....I was watching an interview and a lot of them pop Cialis in between takes sometimes in the event that there shit can't get up

[EpicVision89]

ur 100% right men do go throught more pressure but that happen to me b4 & i dnt lie about my shit i'll tell a female straight up!.....i have bad dayz & i have good dayz. But that chick should of gave u head real talk

[Tactix87]

@EpicVision89 Yeah that probably would have helped...:P

[EpicVision89]

@Tactix87 ima do a video repling off of this video now i hope ur ready 4 the story ima put up oh man ''-).... smh just stay tuned

[ItsSane247]

Damn dude honestly I don't know what's worst, that or me sticking it in my ex 2 years ago and jizzing within like 3 seconds lol worst 3 seconds of my life but things are better now

[Tactix87]

@ItsSane247 oh man lol...that's hard to say..I actually don't know what is worse lol

[ThePdaProduction]

its called tell her to suck your dick, that will get you up.

[Myregularasslife]

"hellooooooo like...what is thissss" lol I died at that but FYI sometimes the squeezing and pumping method works lol. Oh and "I dint have that much room in my trunk" LMFAO

[Tactix87]

@Myregularasslife lol head would have probably been the best solution to that problem haha

[undedminion]

i was supposed to have sex but then i took an arrow to the kne

[Tactix87]

@undedminion you took an arrow to the knee? how the fuck does that even happen ?

[tactical321]

@Tactix87 It is the new comments going around youtube. I could have done " " but I took an arrow to the knee. It is kind of like "no homo". Been noticing this lately.

[undedminion]

@Tactix87 i asked the same.

[Mizzy272]

this happened to me too... I mean with my ex-boyfriend LOL it was bad as shit ...

[Tactix87]

@Mizzy272 haha I can imagine lol

[JesterQP]

lmao funniest video of this week, i'm glad this isn't happen to me, an asian with a soft d!ck is not a pretty sight lol

[JesterQP]

lmao funniest video of this week, i'm glad this isn't happen to me, an asian with a soft d!ck is not a pretty sight lol

[Tactix87]

@JesterQP LMFAO

[JesterQP]

lmao funniest video of this week, i'm glad this isn't happen to me, an asian with a soft d!ck is not a pretty sight lol

[creatorofsound80]

That dreaded BDR (bad dick report)lol!!! the one time I couldn't get it up fortunately it was with a chick who was way outside my social circle, so if she told anybody I don't think I've came across (no pun intended) anyone she knows.

[Tactix87]

@creatorofsound80 LOLL you got lucky haha

[alucard2d]

happened to me, told the bitch to suck my dick and it worked lol

[Tactix87]

@alucard2d LMAO that's what a gansta would do lol

[deadcrazzy]

i think we all had some shit where it was or went soft this one chick i was messin with was doin some shit and was like ill put it on you and i was ready to go just needed my magnum this bitch grabs some condom out of her purse and just tried shoving it on my dick till i couldnt move right next thing i know im curled up trying to pull this bitch off cus i couldnt feel a damn thing when it came off it wouldnt go back u i made her walk home if it wont go to force it.

[Tactix87]

@deadcrazzy haha damn dude that's brutal

[TheIncredibleLefty]

Welcome back bro! ;D

[Tactix87]

@TheIncredibleLefty thanks homie