Life Call Commercial 1990

[MexicanMetalHeadx]

HAHAHAHAHHAA!!

[mst3k4evr]

She does a really crappy Mrs. Fletcher impression.

[1mermaidbethany]

:( poor little old lady

[HannahBoltForever]

I'm rolling on the floor laughing and I can't get up!

[Jacqueline0719]

WTF she claims that she was bleeding badly.. Where the hell is all of the blood!?!

[chantyxmarie]

her door magically opened lmfao!

[HannahBoltForever]

Yah, you can almost die by hitting ur head on a door.

[JoshBroz]

what happens if you lose your arms or something?

[ShinkuSuiseiseki]

0:17 " I was bleeding badly, I couldn't move. But yet, I can move.

[ZunnyONe]

hahahha stupid old bitch is probably dead by now

[pudwhap]

She said they took me to my hospital like she is there every day or something.

[BETHANYandBETHANY]

wouldent her hair cushion the fall?

[OnverseHowTo]

Unfortunately, "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" lady is not with us anymore. She never got up...

[shinoluvah]

"I was bleeding badly"

Where's the blood, or whatever old people bleed out?

[thesickness426]

@shinoluvah you didnt see the dust coming out of her head

[10Kingboy10]

i didnt see the flip, it just looked like she dropped herself on the floor -.-

[ifuseekamy]

@10Kingboy10 lmfao I was just about to say the same thing. You took the words right out of my mouth.

[TheFinalTestament]

Yeah, cut to the 2000's...

"Everyone needs a v-chip, get one today and receive a free vaccine!"

[ADGkillface10110i]

i could have did to bad she did not

[ShinkuSuiseiseki]

"......and I could'nt move...but yet i can still move."

[crazykrazyqrazy]

ok, so where's the blood?  what a cheap-ass commercial...

[ClarelakaKurt]

how did the paramedics open the door? if she couldnt get up...? conspiracies... >:)

[olimanrules]

Um, during the dramatization thingy, she said that she couldn't move or reach the phone, and the lady in the dramatization was spazzing out all over the place...

[TheDDevine01]

"i couldn't move" but yet she was squirming around?

[Dak59B3000]

@GodsBittersweetEMo XD Fucking hilarious comment ever! I LMAO so hard from it.

[collegeman1988]

All senior citizens should be made to crawl around on their hands and knees so they don't fall down and hurt themselves.

[mileylovatox]

I'm dying laughing.

[peekoispet]

Id buy one just to press that button and say : " Help iv'e fallen and I can't get up!!!! "

[xxKatherineChanxx]

"i couldnt move" then you see her moving around on the floor trying to get the phone

[PedroyItatiFan]

First At 0:14 *WAT KIND A FALL WAS THAT!* Second At 0:20 *I DIDNT SEE HER BLEED*

[Joshystyle]

If she had her fuckin bunny slippers on she wouldn't have fallen...

[jstephenj]

This commercial aired after the more famous one that used the same catchphrase. This was back in 1990, where that line was being lampooned by just about everyone from comedians and late night talk show hosts to local morning drive dj's. Looking back at it all, this commercial ad was probably done in response to all the heckling that the previous commercial had generated. Pop culture sort of trivialized the the first commercial into a spoof, which probably was not what Life Call had intended.

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"I was all alone, walking around reading in the dark, when I suddenly felt a urge to start dancing. Well, I tried to dance, but I slipped and fell and hit my had against the door. I was bleeding badly. I couldn't move, but somehow I managed to move my finger and press the Life Call button. Then, that guy from the other Life Call commercial sent the ambulances from the other commercial to help me."

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

I love how she thinks her arm is long enough to reach the phone 6 feet away.

[katieshines21]

What the hell, she wasn't even bleeding hahahaha.

And it skipped from attempting to fall, then to on the floor in fetal position.

[getoutofmyway01]

she's dead now

[myckel36]

dumb gilf just suck my dick

[wolfgirl315]

"I'VE FALLIN AND I CANT GET UP" XD lol

[Morgan112Lea3]

Haha

[BratzRock987]

maybe she should have felled cuz first of all ur walking and reading @ the same time....... IN THE DARK HOW COULD U EVEN C THE WORDS IDOIT!!!! just saying.............

[keatononame9]

I bet the stunt actress in the video was 25 years old.

[kimroxmysox]

THAT WAS THE WORST FALL I'VE EVER SEEN. xDD

[Tonyrocks5]

lol, i find it strange that she was walking, reading a book in the dark, and she takes 3 steps and bends over and lays down, VERY slowly, and then the camera switches to her with her head on the door, if she was hurt that bad and unconsious, how come there was no blood, and how come she could take without trouble?

[natedoggcata]

Notice how she says "one NIGHT I slipped and fell" and the dude said "we're sending help immediately" and then the ambulance and paramedics arrive during the day? Damn she must have been on the floor bleeding all night!

[kittykat662]

0:44 i love how she said she was SMART enough to have life call,

but she was reading a book in the dark while walking.....

[pjbutter17]

HAHAHA!

[jimbrownisnumber1]

nobody cares

[AndyGaudet]

looks like the EMT's are bringing in a wooden casket to collect her remains from her fall

[mustang1984]

she seems to be moving around pretty well to me! squirmin around like shes got dookie in her diaper and reachin for a phone thats 10 feet away!

[r0cKsT4r7]

When she said- "And all because 'I' was SMART enough to have LifeCall." It's like she's saying that everyone else is stupid just because she has it and everyone else doesn't. LOL

[ToxicPunkRules]

I like how she fell over at night and then help arrives the next day :L and look at her on the floor UNABLE TO MOVE xD

[Foolishone18]

@ToxicPunkRules HAHA!

[allierzeznik95]

LOL

[numberjack1980]

i looks like a fake fall until your really look at it

[TrandomnesstwO]

Lol lol oh the 90's.

[shinoluvah]

And I fell hitting my head..

-fall and cuts to when shes on the floor-

LOL

[Tralalere]

And when the paramedics arrived, they hit her head a second time when they opened the door!

[Beves640]

@Tralalere rofl!

[ZX2ManDave]

Life Call Sucks.

Life Alert is better, it was there for me when i fell on my fat ass and couldnt get up.

[wwering]

rofl

[vfreeck]

I wonder does that number still work...

[PoliticsCentralX]

lol she went to the emergency room for falling?

[kittykat662]

well...i can tell shes not an actress lol

[cj6610]

WHY DID YOU FAVOUR THIS!?!?!?!

[rainfrost13]

if uwatch the ive fallen vibit over and over again, u ill eventually see stalin XD

[rainfrost13]

ive fallen! and i cant get up! D:

[WolfWarriorLykos]

00:22 "I couldn't move" seems to be moving fine to me.

[shinesthrudarain]

lol i was thinkingthe same thing..what bad acting

[DeMeNtId4life]

Yeah, kick the hell out of the door while she's lying right in front of... the door.

[vauxhall13905]

quick put in the heath cheat

[vfgjhj]

This lady told her senior citizen friends down at the center about Life Call what a revelation.

[bbykayrena]

okay, actresses DO NOT pretend to fall while reading a book in the dark.

[shinesthrudarain]

lol

[bbykayrena]

honestly. have you seen any actress fall in the dark while reading a book? i know i havent seen one yet. therefore, she IS an actress. am i right?

[shinesthrudarain]

r u high? i never disagreed with u, trampline brain

[bbykayrena]

what makes you think im high? i never said you disagreed with me, garbage breath. i was just making a point, and there you go LOL'ing like something was funny.

[epopchock]

I feel bad for that woman but I am sure glad that she had Life Call that rushed paramedics to her in a matter of minutes and saved her life.  My grandma has a similar system, except it's Life Alert.

[beloved113]

DRAMATIZATION. lol :P

Come on, slip and hit the head on door and bleeding? :T

Can it be more realistic like the walls falling over her,  her cat attacking her, bombs falling on her house, swallowing toothpaste, ETC??

[MICHELLELUVSMJ123]

who reads a book in the dark?

nevertheless,wh reads a book while WALKING?!!

[xxdarkshadowzxx234]

lmfaoooo! she looks like a worm when she fell!! xD

[videogamelovergirl12]

i am not an actress.

(10 seconds later)

*dramatization*

[M2Flamethrower]

bullshit "im bleeding badly b/c i hit my head on the door " come on -_-

[xxTornadowarrior1xx]

i've fallen and i cant get up!!!!!!!

[Shumagaki]

"i was bleeding badly"? from a fall?

[lile101]

i love when she fell it was like she was shimmiying down lmao

[ZkimzyZ]

Lol you're funny

[Goldberg1337]

It's like "Tum-te-tumtum, walkin' along--WHOOPS!" *FATALITY!*

[videogamelovergirl12]

I couldnt move, my BUTT! she was, like,having seizure-like movements on the floor!

[hindusanta123]

i would laugh if she would prank them with life alert, and then, when this happened, no one came!

[sarahthediva]

if it's her true story then why did she use the scripted line "Iv'e fawlin and I can't get up"

[macychick]

@sarahthediva and not to mention, why were there TV cameras in her house?

[PasswordsFailMe]

@sarahthediva Because it's a "Dramatization," as you can see in the corner. :D

And it's a pretty bad one, too. The lady said she "couldn't move," but the lady in the clip was flailing around like an idiot.

[sarahthediva]

I am not an actressssss

[Xxharukapanda]

she said she couldnt move but WTH look at her squirming on the floor for the phone -_-

[October3074]

I'm goind to sue for false advertisement.

That number is no longer in service.

[MissLeigh78]

Ooh, what a pretty pendant!!

[Esperanza2015]

LOL

[mercurygrandmarquis1]

anyone notice thats the same dispatcher from mrs fletchers fall

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Maybe he's pulling a double shift?

[October3074]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :-O

[Mobroz]

dayum blood everywhere

[659521]

What kind of woman reads a book in the dark while walking?

[Sorvea]

be cool dude, she's senile lol

[blimpopswebmaster]

Wow she owns her own Hospital...

[darkuser10]

i could have sworn she's an actress

[crazyjosiah]

Damn! i wish my aunt had that. unfortunately she didn't. i wonder if they still sell that i've gotta convince my parents to get something like that.

[numberjack1980]

i should get my grandma that i worry about her way too much i worry about my grandma because of her balance im allways afraid shes gonna fal :'( and... well she's been in timmons hospital for two weeks but shes better now so is her balance but i worry way too much shes never alone my grandpa is allways with her cuz she has dialicice do u guys worry about ur grandmas don't be shy to tell me the other thing im worried about my grandma is because there are stairs to the basement they're very steep

[burgundyyears]

She couldn't move? Then wtf is that overacting lookalike doing flailing and spazzing all over the floor?

And only on a life call commercial is an emergency room doctor some pencil pusher behind a desk.

[fuckbag1981]

0:27 is fucking great bwahahahaha

[randomgj1211]

oscar winner huh!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice enthusiasm

[randomgj1211]

so u think we're dumb lady.....

I was smart enough to buy this

[BrainnFreezee]

what a slip, so realistic, this chick should win an Oscar.

[natedoggcata]

What happens if they get to the house and all the doors are locked? Are they allowed to kick doors in or break windows to get into the house?

[mercurygrandmarquis1]

if its a life or death situation they can kick a door or break a window to get it

[nyr9430]

what if she wasnt anywhere near her life alert/life call box that she yelled into.

then shes screwed.

[Christopher2398]

thares probobly 2 on every flooro or a super sound reciver

[Crackers78]

It's an attractive pendant, too. Great conversation starter.

[happypoptart12345]

i am not an actress

10 seconds later

i was bleeding badly

[natedoggcata]

Nice cue card reading there

[lanshrk]

amazingly, she never lost her page in the book despite her epileptic-like gyrations

[Newbskillz1]

notice the small DRAMATIZATION in the corner.

this ad is so scripted...

[ILovestorms]

She couldn't even reach the phone. But if she could, what would she have called, 911?

[lukmahnohans]

postscript: her life call batteries died 2 months later...damn i miss my granny...ha ha

[ILovestorms]

Thank you for posting this. I remember seeing this commercial when I was at the age of 8 and was fascinated with it. Childhood memories, thank you. I remember seeing elderly women in public and would tell them, You look like you're old enough to have life call.

[foolycooly674575647]

1 she walks

2 she closes the book

3 she pretends to fall

4 she is danceing when she fell i was bleeding badly, was she internaly bleading or was she fakeing it

[cameronmcraig]

I know...how greedy.

[peppypenguin101]

i dont see any blood she is too a actress

[RobochaoXX]

oh lol

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

It's a re-enactment of what supposedly "happened". There wouldn't be any blood. Esspecially if you purposely just decide to trip, LOL, and I don't think there would just be a camera crew at her house when she fell.

[guitarfreak127]

I am not an actress.

9 seconds later.

Dramatization

[sbobrules97]

that means they were reanacting the fall

[ILovestorms]

Exactly. Simpy a reenactment. That's excactly what the dramatization means.

[ccarozzo75]

she's not an actress...no shit!

[poopampoopy2]

she is not an actress

sure.

[Aeolis7]

They cut the phone "dispatcher" off just before he says "... Mrs. Fletcher", the name of original lady who fell and "can't get up".

[schmeckendeugler]

I swear: THIS is NOT the original "I've fallen and I can't get up" commerical. She sounds too nice. the original was so funny because the lady who yelled it just sounded so ... PISSED Off! it was awesome. Must find it. This is not it.

[Tonyrocks5]

pfft she couldent move my ass. i could see her twitching like a dead cricket

[Tonyrocks5]

she didnt slip! To me it looked like she bent over and gently layed down on the floor

[WBABwhitesnake1988]

I was bleeding badly.

The blood was SO Grafic!

[Justakid12]

"I am not an actress.

This is not just a commercial"

I was not paid to be here.

Im not just here to get famous on television :)

Believe me. Im not reading a teleprompter :D

[liveassault]

that was 1990 good grammar

this is 2008-dude i was walking and then some little cat got in my way and i stepped on it so i went to shoot it cause it looked at me funny then i accedentally shot myself....in the arm....thats exactly how it happened officer so thank god i wear life alert you know when me and my homies doin drug deals and shootin at rival gangs life alert was just like another homie you know?

[Tonyrocks5]

liar

[liveassault]

:( im sad now :(

[senseit2007]

0:39- Look she has the same doctor as Mrs. Fletcher did!

[nippoland]

Not to mention the same voice...

[muffinChicka385]

1.there was no blood

2.if she couldn't move, how did she press the button on her life call pendant?

[October3074]

HAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Good observation!

[Tonyrocks5]

good point

[mosdan914]

I might of hit my head against the door!

I may have or may not have been bleeding!

I couldn't move while I was spazzing out!

I pressed a button on my pendant while I still couldn't move!

[crazyaccents34]

lmao so true

[Shinkotaty]

Bitch could totally have gotten up.

[MichaelWatt]

0:16 lmao

[tunafan1]

"I couldn't move, yet I was wiggling and spazzing out on the floor."

[October3074]

LOLOLOL!!! I was thinking the same thing!

[CubsFan2812]

im scared!! I DONT WANNA BE AN ELDERLY!!

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

It looked like she was dancing instead of falling O.o

and liek zomg wheer the blood?

[quadzi7]

yeah u hit ur fucking head real hard XD

[RVD611]

rofl!

how do u bleed from hitting the door?

ive fallen and i cant get up!

dont worry im not an actress

[DourifGirl]

if you split your head open you'll bleed. the scalp bleeds quite easily, actually.

these commercials are funny, tho. the dramatizations are so corny XD

[gotyx1]

yeah, but senior actors arent very good actors xD

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

notice how she's so calm she liek

"A few months ago, i almost died"

look closley you can just barely see her smile!

[gotyx1]

would you be like this " SOME MONTHS AGO I ALMOST DIED! WAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!" dude it was some months ago.. long time dude, and barely see her smile" that means you cant see the smile.. and IF she would smile i think shes happy to be alive

[rosered316]

im so so so sorry for posting too many comments so this will be my last one,she said she couldn't move but she was moving all around the place trying to reach the phone and stuff.through the whole video it looked like she was trying to keep from smiling.she is so old when she would have tripped and fell and it takes that long for the hospital to get there she would have been dead.(again im so so so sorry for posting too many comments,this will be my last)

[rosered316]

sorry for posting too many coments,but if she would have hit her head against the door she would have been knocked out.why was she still holding the book when she feel she would have dropped it?

[DourifGirl]

you can get hit in the head and not be knocked out, but it can still cause you serious damage.

I didnt even notice the thing with the book tho XP lol. it must've been a really good one. she was shielding it from the fall

[rosered316]

when she said she tripped i wonder why didn't she drop the book?it totally looked like she ducked and then spralled out on the floor and i also wonder why isn't there any blood like she said there was?

[rosered316]

rofle,what did she trip over,her damn feet,and when she fell it looks like she was about to lay down and go to sleep.i lmao when she said i've fallen and can't get up.(when she tripped i wonder how she couldn't get up)lol,this is so funny and not to mention fake.(p.s.-where's the blood at?)

[dramatique10]

roflmfao!!!! she's fakin XD

[hockeyinva1]

That doctor kind of looks like the scientist in the Police Squad episodes. Circa 1970. What'd she trip over?  That long-ass robe? What a spaz.

[Bowshi]

ROFLMAO.

I was joking with myself wondering if she would say "I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!"

And when she did I almost died. HAHAHA! xD