Sanity Not Included - Girl on Xbox Live

[m3t4lmancer]

"Firing of the word 'faggot' like a homophobic machine gun" gets me everytime.

[MrSir2552]

AND THEN YOU KICK HER IN THE OVARIES!

[MrMalik80240]

@MrSir2552 thats wat she said



[GreenPlatypusBaby]

what game is that at 0:49?

[Jordansparkes123]

@GreenPlatypusBaby It's Castle Crashers.

[thathybridone]

That was his step mother to correct you guys he banged his step mom while his half sister drowned in the pool its actually a funny scene in the game

[Bi0pandemic]

Ooooo heeeeeey

[Seraphail]

what's the game 6:15?

[gametron1]

@Seraphail halo

[TheMadComics]

@Seraphail Halo Wars

[Seraphail]

6:15 waht's the game?

[Seraphail]

6:15 waht's the game?

[guitarherogod200]

160 people are laggy faggots.

[Griff48432]

i hate the stupid clock town dog anyways

[supermegafirebolt]

Yo Dex do you notice something different in this game

Yea a kid who doesent know what the word sex means yelling fagget like a homophobic machine gun

[dudeoftime19]

Mido is a dick

[supermegafirebolt]

i wish one of my friends that are girls liked video games played cod and has a xbox

[Ocsttiac]

4:05 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT STOVE!

[zhazha23]

@Ocsttiac OOH WHAT A STOVE!

[varilla111]

my pc crash 5 times while watchng this

[IcedBroom]

FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET!!!" LOL i couldn't stop laughing at that part xD

[Starheartcat]

LOL you said:"why hello there small darg" ._.

[RikaHikiri]

WTF IS THIS SHOW?

[azzadeadly]

@RikaHikiri this show is Sanity Not Included....

[godsfleet112]

kootra helprd film this oh maw gawd

[LegendaryCatch]

What's the song at 5:49?

[renburg33]

wait, in the MGS scene, read the text on the radio...O___O

[diablito118]

shit is fucking gay

[iPlayPCandStuff]

@diablito118 no u.

[diablito118]

@iPlayPCandStuff

like i said your fucking gay. specially with that comment " no u"

[iPlayPCandStuff]

@diablito118 no u.

[RodrigoCioffi12]

Why is the queen an octopus?



[MrALVARO619]

lol altair dancin on the ledge

[crazedanimefan65]

sorry to say but you're a bit gay if your reading these HA gotta love the jokes

[th3KID96]

That dick smeller is fighting the fight... The good fight....

[91pancakes]

why does the queen have 8 legs

[Hurzony]

@91pancakes Why comment that after they release a video showing the queen having 8 legs?

Fail comment is fail.

[91pancakes]

@Hurzony cus in a troller trolllolololololololololololol­ololololololololololol

[DomR1997]

Thats how you do it snake

[callofdutycameron]

dude lets touch penises LOL

[Mgooisu2]

its a STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE



[169ru]

So i heard the gayest thing all day on this video,

lool, but it was hilarious

[majinjovan]

5:14 marty mcfly

[MsAbbypie]

Your A Good Fishy Arent You?

[260exGOD]

obviously the cod guys have been watching cr1TiKal's videos

[LordMeepers]

why does queen victoria have tentacles?

[Molliebug55555]

Why Hello There Small Dargg. (:

[CrazyMataNui510]

I loled soooo freaking hard 2:37

[jmoney76179]

bumble faggot

[InfamousPineapple]

FUCKING LAG!



[ScottsRage2012]

why didnt the guys playing halo say bumblefaggot to nina?

[Itachi4489]

LOL your drawing looks like Sasuke

[mcpillboy]

0:58 COOL STORY BRO



[guitarherogod200]

LAG!

[teennarunic]

The stove said NOOOOOOOOO

[DJSbros]

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!!!!

[machstarfox]

0:59 HAHAHAHAHAH

[supermonkeywtf09]

like the fallout 3 music for the batman part :DDDD

[MrDomgamer123]

hey youtube, bumblefaggot

[VIPassasain]

@MrDomgamer123 oh my god im so turned on

[TheQtip1581]

@MrDomgamer123 lets touch penises...

[silverstryfe]

@MrDomgamer123 OMG IM SOO TURNED ON!

[Halo3BRlover78]

I was laughing SO HARD at the guy saying "Faggot Faggot Faggot" over and over again xDDDDDDDDDD

[Orpheus6428]

what did it say?



[vergil43]

that beginning bit with Zelda made my life

[DerMinecraftGamer19]

omg i got a laughflash at 5:15 "lets touch penises"!!

[ak47assassin20]

Most of the little kids and MlG shitheads are on cod now thats why it sucks

[CaptainRex42]

@ak47assassin20 Lol......unless your actually an MLG Pro.

[UmbraMachina]

Can someone PLEASE explain what 4:25 is about? Honestly, I have no idea

[Pyro7666]

I`m gonna do it with accent... It`s easyer WTF!? LOL!XD

[MitcLolz]

I break into ppl's houses at night...... AND SMELL THARE DICKS!

[KLIXORthe]

fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot fagot

[ernesto101111]

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIIVE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-Oh MOTHERFU..

[Jaws3235]

bumble faggot

[anton9990]

KOOTRA!!!

[nosanawras1]

Oh those 154 dislikes ARE MISCLICKS, THEY NEVER HAPPENED !!!!

[michael1734]

wat game was after the intro

[lyles32386]

lol the notorious dick sniffer

[jonathanlevary]

(ill try my new fagget machinegun)

fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget fagget

[MegaNoah360]

@jonathanlevary can i buy one? for say..... (Barter skill 68/100) 400 caps?

[halo4life090]

@MegaNoah360 I'm sorry Noah, you must have 10,000 caps to live.

[jonathanlevary]

@MegaNoah360

its free

[torgetsu]

I lost it at the Finding Nemo reference

[lxgellel]

now i feel sad, the faggot faggot faggot kid has the same halo 3 armour as me

[taylor0367]

damn i didnt look at the top comments. do what MrTechnova said

[nosanawras1]

@taylor0367 Lol XD

[nosanawras1]

@taylor0367 Anywayz can you tell me what that CC means?

[XxGavinRMxX]

@nosanawras1 thats sad

[taylor0367]

Dude watch it with the subtitles on. Hilarious



[Gaarachu355]

xD 5:55 - 6:09

[GLaDOS1237]

KOOTRA!

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

-FUCKIN LAG!!!!!!!!!!!-

[UmbraMachina]

What are they parodying at 2:03?

[taka3000000o]

@UmbraMachina the beginning of ocarina of time

[UmbraMachina]

@taka3000000o Oh yeah. I remember now. It's been a while...

[WolfAnge23]

i like how he screamed when the dog jumped

[sharpStang]

So now that she's randomly eroticly filling you up... YOU ELBOW HER IN THE STOMACH! THEN YOU JUDO FLIP HER...THEN YOU KICK HER IN THE OVARIES!!! (1:55)

[AROUGH1]

thats why i dont play on live -_-

[MemoryCard122]

5:14 enough said

[SBRasterix]

Epic vid :).

[Friendshipisvideos]

This is what happens to me everyday on LIVE

[Metetorn]

1:49 dex has a salted clitoris....i honestly have no idea on how to make fun of that

[Fireheart0011]

so i watch the vid, no ad, clcik the video choice and get an ad coming back FML

[BonnerGirl4Eva]

kootra ftw

[2019724]

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

[buddhabobo123]

whats the song that altier is dancing to at 5:42 ? i want to know soooooooo badly!

[obenavides1]

5:14 haha xd

[xxxPinkyGSterxxx]

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT! Damnit, made me laugh so much ><

[morsmanal]

If u guys play online then add me. Xbox 360: HALOWARRIOR116 .PSN: morsmana

[baburuto]

5:14 is that the aborted sister?

[ChildOfChaos64]

"twelve year old firing off the word faggot like a homophobic machine gun" wow that is familiar XD

[Metaljonus4020]

Holy shit! Ya'll used my "Forbidden Love" song at 5:14 hahahaha! Awesome! It totally fits that part.

[gamehax45]

@herofromthedark are you fucking gay?

[2010creature]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a bit gay for reading otocon's shit apparently.... well i guess i'll just go jump off a cliff now.

[siggyguy]

@2010creature or take an arrow to the knee

[CrimsonDragon298]

BAD DOG!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO LINK!!!

[LexieAuditore]

..Yeah, the one with Nina on xbox is true... You can´t even join the fucking lobby without dudes starting to yell out "I love you", "Whats your skype?" "Wanna cyber?!" and shit when they notice or hear that you are a girl...

[baburuto]

@LexieAuditore put on a deep voice or get a voice changer.

[LexieAuditore]

@baburuto Tried that one. Everyone started trolling and mocking me for sounding like "Darth Vader". Nah, I just completely stopped micing.

[ILikeFryz]

0:39 AHHHHHH EHHHH!

[jyx1]

@MrTechnova

when?

[cressyjunior25]

Fallout music at 1:00

[zzcoolj21]

Kootra at 2:43!!!

[herofromthedark]

Who's the girl between Dexterboy and GuitarMaster? She's in the intro too, but I don't think they said her name.

[raibro66]

5:14 like if u saw it

[ibleedgunpowder]

20 years ago my parents were taken from me right before my eyes. That was the day I realized the world just stands around,and watches as humanity eats away at its self. That was when I made my choice because I knew that if I didn't stand up for humanity then no one would. Which is sorta why the crime rate is so high. But, thats not what I do at all, I break into people's and smell their dicks!!!!! Later.... sniiiiffff auuuugh dude what the fuck!!! auughghag!!!

[Edib1eAutop5y]

BACK OFF SHIT POWDER I SAW HER FIRST xDD

[tatum828]

wait... In EarthBound Ness has a little sister...

.... OH CARP TRACY IS DEAD!?!?! D:

[apoctriforce]

Is that Rita-Chan? xD

She's in everything now xD

[TheDaviesC95]

I BREAK INTO PEOPLES HOUSES AT NIGHT.. AND I SMELL THERE DICKS!!

[MrTechnova]

1.)Pause the Vid

2.)Press CC in the bottom right hand corner of the vid

3.)Click transcribe audio

4.)Unpause

5.)Prepare to laugh your ass off

[CommanderZylo]

@MrTechnova 4:56, transcribed audio, "set just pushed black dedication to be a reference t_v_'s or not" WHAT THE FUCK WHO PROGRAMMED THIS

[Bligahphlarum66651]

@MrTechnova why?

[xXthe1iconxX]

@MrTechnova wut lol

[Smellydoodies]

@MrTechnova Laughed my way through four episodes with that, not my chest aces, but i want to watch MORE!! thx! :D

[barterer124]

i hated that dog in majoras mask to, couldent even go into the deku flower to get to the clock tower...

[DeltaHunta]

what did it say? liike seriously what?

[Mad1Rh1no]

CASTLE CRASHERS FTW!!!!

[themaskedman083]

owwwww my pussy

[Imadjinn]

I know I'm late to the party but...

"Darg?! Fuck my life!"

Now I feel dirty.

[TheMasterOfBen]

FUCKING LAG! XD

[omegagilgamesh]

Fun Correction: Otacon wasn't screwing his mother, he was screwing his step mother. Big difference.

[ColeLauinger1998]

I break into people's houses at night, and smell their dicks!

[jakeharding22]

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

[KeisaroKeimaro]

I BREAK InTO PPLZ HOUSES AND I SMELL THEIR DIX

[Fingered22]

I always watch the Chuck Norris commercials.

[improvisedcinema1]

you're a bit of a gay for writing these

[ClovenAlbatross]

This is like the Ren & Stimpy of machinima, NOTHING makes sense

[AkenWolf]

what game was at 1:00

[shadowstoper007]

4:39

Wait, what did it just say?

(weird words)

OH SHIT!!!

-BOOM-

[Skizazipapa]

I robbed the bank, went back to the episode, and it friggin made me watch a commercial! gaids!

[pHDinSnowcones]

I just noticed the almost frighteningly similar resembles of lyle to Nathan Drake.

[hyperwolf9860]

ah yeah i caught clown fish

NEMO

[TheEternal13]

anyone notice kootra doing the mlg hyper-ventilating at 2:48

[hunter398]

@monkeyman2547 ....Get out.

[sorinsorin13]

Al Mualim.:Show these knights that Assasins have no fear.

Altair:Sorry what?

[LordMontt]

Were you uh......Were you gonna smell my dick?

No...I came to check out the stove.

The stove?

Yeah, it's a nice stove.

Thanks.

RAGH YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

Pew

Motherfu-...

[RoboDarkKnight009]

ROFLMAO @ 4:20 !!!! LOOOOOOOL HILARIOUS

[Hack3r91]

Wow, fucking wow! The intro of the dick smelling guy was PERFECT! Awesome, guys.

[MrTechnova]

The dick smellin guy skits where the best, they had me rollin xD

[akw200]

FFFUKING LAGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dbznaruto123]

6:05 is the funniest shit ever

[MrTechnova]

148 people had their dicks sniffed

[AnimeJunkey71]

4:24 BEST SKIT!

[twistedkuma]

i still can't get over Snake's "then kick her in the ovaries" XD