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  • white chicks love black dick

  • loving this show!!!!!! lol

  • definitely my new favorite tv show after this episode

  • don cheadle? kristen bell? might be worth watching...

  • @enginman234 Bright lights by Gary Clark jr.

  • What's the name of the song that begins at 13: 50? After David Banner's Play.

  • its still funny the second time even censored

  • On this site You can watch everything, house of lies is on there + tons of others.

    (1channel . ch)

  • wheres the uncensored version of this shit

  • @wingggmannn you can find it on the pirate bay

  • Can't believe I miss 1st ep already...interesting, looking forward to the season...Kristen Bell is such a cutie

  • Does anyone have a link to the soundtrack/tracklisting for this show ???

  • Love this show!

  • This was a good 1st show. Too bad I dont have showtime

  • this show is funny will be watching it on sundays

  • what is the name of the song at the end of this episode

  • God BLess America

    Thanks for sharing the videos

    I hate HBO

    John

  • @JohnGuitarSolo amen....showtime wins big

  • Looking forward to the season!

  • Lol, that was the best show I've seen in a while, looking forward to the viewing the unedited versions on Showtime

  • Skip to 4:29 if you just want to see Ben Schwartz

  • The pilot was really good. Unfortunately, they're blanking out too much stuff so you don't get the full effect here. Watch it on Showtime on Sunday nights.

  • what's that song playing when they're all at the strip club ?

  • why are they all wearing scarfs?  cheeeeeezeeeee

  • this show is very stupid make no since what so ever with the real world and the same old boring plot girl fuck girl, business man love hoe and boom he save a big company with a slide show... and the advice or just flat out terrible (everyone know u should fuck ur x wife.) the only reason i would watch this show is for the great cast and sir Don Cheadle but only for him

  • @jimmy029178 the summation of finance people is pretty accurate. i got a degree with those guys - they're all a bunch of fucktards with fragile egos who have a risk junky addiction

  • @lauralilithliem TRUE but the show is rush with to mush imfo for a pilot think about who take a stripper as your wife 2 dinner,then the other dude wife rush to the bathroom have sex with ur wife and spill the beans the minut she get back 2 the table and so does the dude about his own company,have a fight with the guy, F ur son mom rival,save the day with a slideshow, and the girl he work wit figured out his mom kill her self with psychology this happenin 0 to none even in a week

  • @jimmy029178 ... those factors in separation have actual occurred quite often on wall street. read anything by michael lewis (liar's poker). ppl are pretty fucked up

    the only part i didnt like was the end. no ceo worth his salt would have fallen for that sham yof a proposal

    kristen bell was told about the suicide - so that bit not so much (i have met people who are that good at reading people though)

    u have to be around this corporate greed sometime to realize how plausible all of that was

  • @lauralilithliem plus they mercilessly mocked harvard. and u gotta love a good harvard bashing :D

  • @lauralilithliem Lmao interesting. I'm magering in business looks like I'm fuck!!!

  • 31:45 This is why I respect Showtime. Straightforward marketing.

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  • "I woke up a week into the marriage and I realized, I really like girls in a way that isn't part-time." Haha love this. 

  • Glad a Black actor got a lead role, sad his x-wife is a drug addicted white whore who caused their son to be a sexual deviant.

  • @AntonSlizzardhands omg shuttup and just enjoy the show.

  • This doesn't do the show justice, watch it on showtime for the full effect.

  • Why is there a kid in a skirt. Please explain. It's ruining my lunch.

  • @MrKernkraft4000 um....cross dresser

  • Love it !!!

  • Hes gonna make most people watch this show, and for those who don't like the lack of morals in the show (you know who you are) Deal with it. On a side note related to the credits, the black keys are awesome

  • The kid's a cross dressing fag

  • If only TV in general was like this online. Almost like Pandora, pay for less to no ads, and no censorship.

  • trying too hard to be a suave show

  • No captions. u suck.

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  • i love the random censorship

  • Not gonna lie, it's pretty good. Pilots are never really good, but you're supposed to get a sense that there's potential for it to grow from it and I did with this. It reminds me of a much raunchier Suits (with Kristen Bell to boot). I'm used to him talking into the camera from watching Better Off Ted over and over lol, that part doesn't bug me. Hopefully it gets better though, but it could easily take a bad turn as well.

  • fuck Kristen Bell's in it... I have to check it out now. Its impossible for me not too.

  • Yeah, I'll wait until it actually premieres. Don't like the censored shit.

  • so the kid is a cross dressing pre-teen and the mom is a dope head. Thats what ur telling me? ok. I'll watch.

  • every time the censored F word is said i keep thinking somethings wrong with my hearing

  • so far this show kinda sucks. Bonus points for Grandpa Royce, however.

  • anyone else gonna be watching this show just becuz ben schwartz is in it?

  • Trash, trash, trash.

  • Ex

  • T eve

  • WAKE UP PROHECY=666

  • This shit was hot

  • nasty racist whore!

  • Wat a bore

  • Stupid gringas don't know anything! Ugh this is the dumbest video I've ever seen

  • Mayor Royce FTW.

  • At first I thought this was gonna be the American answer to/ or version of the british show, called 'HUSTLE'! This teams got the same flavor and spice. I'd really like to see the producers @ Showtime do something like that soon! -Kristen Bell! Wow!!

  • Okay, first, I loved this show! The young gender curious son... was a true riot! Also the stripper??? I hope they have plans to use her more. And that we find out she's a college grad. W/ an MBA or something like that! Overall! Mr Cheadle, it looks like You and your team have got a hit here!

  • @leo8pops College student would make more sense.

  • Kristen Bell is perfection. <33333333333333333333333333

  • Ok now I HAVE to order the Showtime package.

  • Someone should tell youtube to keep fucking advertisement off the sight. Anyone can see how this will make youtube another useless sight.

  • i got here by accident but idc this was hallarious especially the part with the guy's wife yelled out... "i was *******!"

  • Someone should tell the people that run youtube we know what they're saying and doing, so why bother bleeping and covering the show.

  • wait so... if Don Cheadle can freeze time then why doesnt anyone in the show notice him teleporting around the room?

  • @marco39120 Don Cheadle WILL make you watch this show.  Or he'll turn you into a f***ing tree,

  • Love me some Don Cheadle! Very underrated actor........

  • Me likey

  • This show has the the mark of greatness on it; the son is gonna be one of the best people on the show I can tell, the ex wife, the stripper and the other guy's wife are funny as hell! I loved Kristen Bell on Heroes if anyone remembers Elle, and what can I say about Don Cheadle? He's been nailin' it for me (you know what I mean I hope lol) since Picket Fences, he's AMAAAZZZINNGGG!!! Wanna see more:)

  • I'm not watching just for Kristen Bell, but because this show looks interesting... because of Kristen Bell.

  • ROFLMAO...I kept wondering why in the hell did Don Cheadle let his daughter shave her head.....ooooooo...

  • awesome show cant wait for it to be on netflix.

  • ummm why are they making the guys son be so damn blatant about every minor detail.

  • My Mom won't let me watch Showtime because of the naked movies.

  • showtime you gonna reel me in again.Damn!

  • Why is the boy dressed like a girl ?!?

  • All the cuts to talking to the audience turned me off. I stopped watching after 7mins.

  • Looks good. don cheadle is the man and he looks like he's having fun with this role and he's also the producer. i'm in.

    plus the possibility of Kristen Bell half naked.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaand welcome to exposition city.

    i'm surprised no one turned to the audience and started reading character descriptions straight from the script. maybe that happens next episode.

  • Every one involved in this is a sick fuck. Whoever wrote it, show time for producing it and the actors for involving themselves. It is designed to corrupt the minds of all who watch.

  • @sunmoonchildwoman Consider me corrupted!

  • @sunmoonchildwoman Can you elaborate? I got something very different out of it. I got the markings of easy to hate/love characters that are extremely set up for serious arcs in their character through lines. By the end of the season these characters will have loved, lost, been hurt, humiliated, slimeballed their way through while hurting others, and watch the damage and fallout, thus causing them to change. The makings of great stories so, what's your problem with it?

  • @glowstickbay The foreground is the slick package used to draw u in. Its the background that is the issue. The subplots and sidestories. Who are these people really? Is this who we aspire to be? All of what we do and say is important. What do we care about in this world? Is this the kind of world u want to live in? A world where habitual drug overdose, sociopathy, and the sexualization of children is glorified? And that was only the first five minutes. If we can accept this now what next?

  • @sunmoonchildwoman It's not about who I or you for that matter aspire to be. These characters are interesting. Some of them without morals, and easy to hate. They will change through the story. I like opinionated characters that I don't like all the time, makes them more human. as for the sexualization of children being glorified, I live in LA, it's a reality, and I would rather accept a child as is than let that child grow up hated for being different.

  • @sunmoonchildwoman It kind of pointed out the problems... I've never seen a TV show acknowledge the bad mortgages that were sold and actually show a homeless person (actor, I know) talk shit about a corrupt corporation like that. Just because Don Cheadle's character doesn't give a shit, it doesn't mean it's trying to tell the rest of us not to. If you're looking for something that calls out Wall Street completely then go watch Inside Job, it's very good.

  • this is on fuct up show....

    

  • sucks ass

  • Damn it Don Cheadle, your gonna make me start watching this show aren't you.

  • Its entertaining but Cheadle is too much of an asshole in both his home and business life to be likable. Dexter is a monster who wants to a real person. House is an asshole but it's okay because he's doctor who wants to get the job done by any means necessary. You kind of want to see them end on a happy note even if they get their asses kicked along the way.I'm not sure of that with this guy. I was really waiting on the end to show a hint of likableness in Cheadle's character, but it fell short.

  • Kristen Bell and Ben Schwatz. I am prepared to blindly love.

  • I will like to se the real version. When edited it really takes away from the film. But I like the show.

  • Where I to watch it on the networkm I assume, without the Titty and Booty Blurs on those Prime Time Babes, I might at least beable to enjoy watching it as a slick, modern, flight of fantacy, thats not going to efffect reality on way or another. I can here the producers now, to their prospective wall street sponsors. Let's create a show which will have America laughing at the Wall Street Money Grab from their Cardboard Boxes! May they be reincarnated as babies of Sudan War refugees! Ya Gig it?!

  • This show sucks to high heaven, glorifying much of what is terribely wrong in our society! When most network shows are exemplifying a surrealist Good Triumph Over Bad, this one is making Merciless Pigdoom seem cool. The consultant characters could have been undercover Robinhoods, but they are essentially souless, barbarian, murderous pigs. Don't we have anough of that is real life. The flaunting flaming son and drug addict, heartless, mercinary ex-wife is are numb extremites.

  • This is gonna be a hit. Brace yourselves.

  • Season pass in my DVR

  • I am sure glad it was edited. Middle fingers aren't a problem, but sex on TV is. Unless you want Showtime to become another porn channel, I would suggest this program either be edited more closely or moved to another type of channel. Or maybe I am just out of touch with today's s exploitation. It seems to be the thing on TV. Fire the good writers and replace with inane stories and nudity.

  • @WTFNTZSJ you sound gay

  • @WTFNTZSJ were you just born today?

  • Kristen Bell; Been a fan of her's since Veronica Mars.

  • I like the show, especially Don Cheadle. Has anyone noticed she said the most dismissive and meanist shit you can say about your child. ...Eventhough I forget to love him.

  • I'm really enjoying this series and find it refreshing,funny, and actually find the freeze scenes kind of campy and a highlight! The son and his gender issues creates a real angle to the plot that I like too! I just can't believe there are still people worrying about racial flirting and a possibly transgender son in the 21st century on Showtime or HBO..geez...Don't watch and don't subscribe if your offended by real life situations..check out Captain Kangaroo and I love Lucy instead!

  • Great first episode

  • This could be a series consisting only of Kristen Bell reading from the Yellow Pages and I would be a regular viewer.

  • I don't see the necessity in bleeping out the swearwords, we still know they're there, and I doubt that many sensitive people are gonna be watching a showtime pilot. Anyway, the show is OK. Kind of weird seeing Kristen Bell play someone so different from Veronica Mars.

  • I like how when they're in LA it looks all colorful and sunny, then they fly to new york and change into gray suits and the art direction gets all gray.

  • Good Show I will be watching it. I actually watched it three times to catch everything I missed.

  • Kristen Bell on Showtime nice!! Chance of her getting nude on tv!! High Five!!!

  • It looked promising, it was only the first episode so I look forward to seeing more of it. The acting was solid also.

  • @lionheartodd There were comments made, some I even quoted about the flirting and Cheadle's character being unrealistic. I think the kid is supposed to be like Becca from Californication. Cheadle mentions "He's looking for me to push back", the kid may turn goth in a few episodes, you never know. I am entertained by this because I didn't take it too seriously...it's TV...and it's free. Don't tell me you get your history from the History Channel.

  • @SuperAuzesome thats the problem people are more influenced and preceive what life should be about through t.v. and t.v. is entertainment

  • Looks better then Entourage...

  • damn right....i gotta poo...i love that kid already!

  • type in mrxhappface11 channel

  • plastic shit

  • I will watch anything with Kristen Bell. Anything

  • @coinoperatdrandy eben....porn?8o dun Dun DUUUUNNNNNN!

  • @coinoperatdrandy

    I don't know about anything, but I'd definitely watch a few episodes of Animal Instinct.

    Lol

  • Say Selena Gomez 5x clap 5x and post this on 2 other videos check your voice

  • Veronica Mars!

    

  • TEMPLAR

  • wow look at how liberal t.v. has become and I am not even a conservative to notice this

  • cable tv series do nothing but try to glorify the most fucked up, ridiculously dysfunctional characters. People aren't racist for not liking it, it's just that it's predictable, gratuitous and BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIII­IIINNNNNNG...."oh, look how fucked up these assholes are with all their expensive shit, aren't they INTERESTING???" nope.

  • This is garbage. Damn, Don Cheadle you've become so desperate that you would actually star in this bullshit. So sad, another disappointment.

  • Outstanding!!!

  • It was okay...... wasn't anything spectacular! And it definitely wasn't Entourage, Mad Men, or Breaking Bad good. It was very mediocre in my eyes. The story plot just isn't completely pulling itself together. But who knows that was just the first episode.

  • If you can't beat us join us.

    /watch?feature=endscreen&v=Qk4­­XjGbaGfE&NR=1

  • Kristen Bell better showing.... welll ya know

  • damn

  • not what i was looking for i was looking for the movie trailer where a girl says 3 people are dead and she killed them

  • sexy ex wife

  • baa

  • I find it hilarious when I see a $3,000 car with a Mitt Romney for 2012 bumper sticker.

  • I can't even hear what the ___ they're ___ because there's so many ___ bleeps throughout the ____. ___!

  • This show looks boring.

  • I want MORE!!!!! Will this be on Hulu Plus?

  • This show is fucking awesome ..... thats why its on " Showtime biiiiiyotches .... ha ha

  • Anyone else find the editing hilarious? Blurring isn't efficient though but static boxes are!

  • where can i watch this with the sex scenes......../?

  • i cant believe do cheadle is a whore! i wish i got laid as much as he does .

  • I enjoyed this so much.

  • Don Cheadle.... A ladies man?

  • @Gripsock He's black, isn't he? Kinda comes with our genetic stock.

  • @Gripsock Well he's playing a charming man with a high powered job. That's usually enough (see Steven Tyler, Prince of Monaco, etc).

    The thing with Kristen Bell's character feels forced though-I don't see ANY chemistry there. I do like the ex wife angle though. And btw-the effeminate kid gets to call the other girl a 'tub of lard', while seeking acceptance?

  • I may have to get cable just to watch this show. Really good stuff

  • 29:55 "Never mind, I am going to fuck you" look,

  • I love this show. The banter alone is enough to hold my attention. Bell is the perfect combination of sexy and smart. And Cheadle is killing it with all the B.S. that he's throwing around in the board room.

    However, I think HBO is overdoing it with with the son and ex-wife. It just seems like some hack sitcom writer that made them up in his sleep. Those two seem too fake. I think Big Love, Shameless and Californication did a better trainwreck of a homelife for the leading man.

  • @kupigana this is from showtime not hbo

  • @kupigana

    This is a Showtime series. How is HBO overdoing anything?

  • @BoogeyMan154 HBO, Showtime, whatever.  I typed the wrong cable channel name. No big deal.

  • Like this if your going to watch SHOWTIME only because of house of Lies!

  • There it goes again... Un-educated Racist People commenting there opinion on life..... My best reccomendation to you is if you end up having kids dont let them end up being like you PLEASE we need less people like you in this planet. Also commenting on YOUTUBE is not going to change anything... JUMP OFF A CLIFF.

  • @IzCuteDoe could'nt say it better myself... great vid

  • Good casting. Looks like a decent show.

  • great show 

  • Andie from Vampire Diaries !!!

  • I cant believe they posted a whole episode on youtube, but the show is great I will be watching this first season.

  • woot interracial sex!

  • breaking the 4th wall again and again

  • All about sex so we watch it, Go to hell Showtime. Peace

  • Don Cheedle has got to be one of the best actors of our time. I like how the 4 main characters seem to mesh together well. The show seems believeable. I will be watching. Especially now that Dexter and Boardwalk Empire seasons are done.