The Cure, Why Can't I Be You, Santa Barbara Bowl, 5/29/08

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so sluty, she only drinks ho milk

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so fat, she needs to strap on spaceshuttle booster rockets to get her to stand up.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so big and heavy, her feet look like pancakes.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so big/fat: when your dad is fucking her, she looks like she's having a baby.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so fat, she uses tweenkies as tampons.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mom is so slutty, she uses a pogo stick as a dildo.

[kriskay1]

Gotta go please your mother!! Will be back to rip you a new asshole later!!! if theres any room left!! Your like a dog, no matter how many times someone beats it it keeps coming back with his tail between its legs for another beating! So come back bitch!!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

I love it when you get angry; it just proves my jokes work.  I love it.

I'm taking your parents out for dinner tonight; don't wait up for us.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your fat grandma is the reason the Titanic sank.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama's pussy is so huge only a Sycoya Red wood tree can please her.

[kriskay1]

Your mother is so stupid, she went to the vet saying she hurt her pussy!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mother is so nasty, when she hurt her pussy the Dr. referred her to the vet.

[kriskay1]

There you go again biting from my jokes!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

I'm just trying to help your weak jokes

[kriskay1]

Your mother hosts an all you can eat buffet when she spreads her legs!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Let me help you again:

Your mama is so slutty and talented she can please a whole football team when she yawns.

[kriskay1]

Your mother has her dog lick peanut butter off her pussy!! imagine that?!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Let me help you:

Your mama rubs peanut butter on your dogs dick and the bitch wipes your dog clean.

[kriskay1]

""Your mama is so fat; SoutWest Airlines makes her purchase 4 tickets.""

Really? Is this all you have????

Your mother has to charter the air bus!!!

BITCH!!!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

My joke was a bit more realistic; therefore funnier. You got to keep it real. That way the reader can imagine quicker.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama's pussy is so huge; she sits on the launching Space Shuttle to have abortions.

[kriskay1]

I'm not re-writing a song, and you shouldnt either!! Who wants to read all that? I'd rather sing karaoke while your mom holds my dick! when I have to use my high pitched voice, all your mother has to do is squeeze my dick a little!

Re-write a song!! COME ON!!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

I have written stories about your mom, jokes, a song about you. I am muli talented.

Come on re-write the song since you say my song was wacked. The only thing that has been wacked is my penis by your father.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so fat; SoutWest Airlines makes her purchase 4 tickets.

[kriskay1]

"I heard that you are an only child because your parents have been spayed and neutered Is that true? "

This was wack!!!

Try this " Your family got in a line to kick your father in the balls for creating you!! & Your mother reproductive organs were fed to dingos!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Come on; what part of your joke do you think was genius.

Any 3rd grader in USA could of thought of this exact same line. Try again.

[kriskay1]

Are your feelings hurt?? That I tell you your so-called jokes suck? There maybe 1 or 2 at the most that I have laughed at, but thats it! You on the other hand use mine!

So I guess your done, right? I hear the same jokes from you over and over! just told differently! Then writing a song from someone that stuck his dick in your stinky hole! Come on!! I could have done that!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Go ahead do it. Re-write the same song and make it funny.  Let's see some action.

[TheArchAngel90650]

I heard that you are an only child because your parents have been spayed and neutered Is that true?

[TheArchAngel90650]

come on, show me what you got.

[TheArchAngel90650]

You have cornered yourself to just criticizing and strayed away from the insults. I guess you're done. right.

[kriskay1]

What are you, 12 years old?!! You have to resort to singing?!! That is all you have!!! HA HA HA!!! it figures you would use a MJ song after what he has done to you!! but he told you to beat this!!

Your mouth had to be stitched back to regular size from his cock!!

Your jokes suck, your stories suck, your songs suck & you suck cock!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

It has come to my attention that you don't have much to offer and you enjoy my jokes; hence your daily visit. That's okay, I enjoy having an audience.

Let me see, can you rigt a better song? I'll make it easier. You can re-write this same song.

[TheArchAngel90650]

"BEAT IT" Michael Jackson re-written for Kriskay

I told all the girls don't you ever come around here

Don't wanna see your vagina's, you better disappear

The fire's in my fist and my grip is really clear

So beats it, just beat it

[TheArchAngel90650]

I better hang out with lesbians

Don't wanna see no intercourse,

I'd rather be a masturbater man

I wanna be tough, my hand better do what it can

So beat it, but I wanna be bad

[TheArchAngel90650]

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

No penis wants to be defeated

Showing' how quick and strong is my stroking hand

It doesn't matter what vagina is available

Just beat it, beat it

Just beat it, beat it

Just beat it, beat it

Just beat it, beat it

[TheArchAngel90650]

Girls are out to get me, I better leave while I can

Don't wanna be a boyfriend, I rather be a masturbating man

My penis wants to stay alive, My hand better do what it can

So beat I it, just beat it

[TheArchAngel90650]

I have to show my testicles that I'm really not scared

I'm playing' with my penis's life, this ain't no truth or dare

I'll pull it it, then I'll beat it,

Then they'll tell you it's unfair

So beat it, but I wanna be bad

[TheArchAngel90650]

I'll just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

No penis wants to be defeated

Showing' how quick and strong is my fist

It doesn't matter if my hand is cramped or tired

I'll just crazy glue my dick to my hand

[TheArchAngel90650]

I'll just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

No penis wants to be defeated

Showing' how sexy and strong is my self love grip

It doesn't matter if my fingers are stiff and white

[TheArchAngel90650]

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

No testis wants to be defeated

Showing' how funky and strong is my grip

It doesn't matter which testicle is wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it

[kriskay1]

Thats all you have?!! How many times do I have to hear the same jokes from you?!! And the new jokes you do have, you steal them from me.

Are you still upset about catching me boning your mother? I was just kidding when I said you were my son! If you want to suck me off, you have to get in line behind your mother, sister, wife & daughters!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so fat, her idea of having sushi is attacking a whale.

Your mama is so big and fat she has to use baseball bats as chopsticks.

Your mama is so fat and heavy her shoes look like she's standing on pancakes.

Your mama is so fat her type of fantasies involve having sex with the cookie monster.

Your mama is so fat, when she eats marshmallows she looks like she's sucking on ticktacs.

[TheArchAngel90650]

What happen? I thought you were done. You declared your exit a couple days ago. I guess you do feel a connection to me and rightfully so. After all I am banging your mom, grandma,your sister, and wife.

[kriskay1]

What, no comment about using my jokes?? Finally used some half assed jokes I see.

Kriskay shaves the hairs on this fathers balls and glues the hairs to his chin to sport a new goatee.

Kriskay shaves his mothers pussy hairs and glues them to his chest and walks around with a hardly button shirt.

Nice try, but you still suck!! I might as well use those jokes If I want people to laugh at me, not with me.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Can you point out a joke that you say it was yours?

[TheArchAngel90650]

Kriskay shaves the hairs on this fathers balls and glues the hairs to his chin to sport a new goatee.

Kriskay shaves his mothers pussy hairs and glues them to his chest and walks around with a hardly button shirt.

[kriskay1]

Your mom eats fried for-skins!

Your moms vagina is used for smuggling!

Your moms vagina is a sweat shop!

Your mom vagina is used for harboring fugitives!

Your moms vagina is used for solitary confinement in prison, the fishy smell is for torture!

Her doctor receives hazard pay when working in her vagina!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama uses a leaf-blower to clean her pussy.

Your mamas pussy is so big it doubles as a hands free car wash.

Your mama's pussy is so big she earns money by smuggling illegal aliens across the border.

Your mama's pussy was used as a cave in the last Bat Man movie.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Kriskay, Your mother has a big dick.  when she masturbates she looks like she's climbing a telephone pole.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mom giving head is like watching a fish out of water!

Kriskay, your mother giving head looks like Woody Wood Pecker laughing.

[TheArchAngel90650]

His moms vagina inspired the jaws of life!

The inside of his moms pussy looks like beef jerky!

kriskay likes to eat his mother out when she's on the rag!! He say's that it taste just like a blood mary's!

[kriskay1]

OK, I'm done with this asshole!!! He deletes my funny shit and leave his dumdass comments up! Later mother fucking, dads balls licking, donkey show contestant prick!!! you waste my time with your lame shit!! You should try reading the shit you write with a true friend, so he can tell you how you should quit trying to bag on someone! later bitch. done with your sorry dumbass. Fuck your mother!!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Nobody has deleted anything in here. You are truly delusional. Your anger is just a reflection of losing this verbal tennis match with me. Face it, i'm just funnier than you. Plus your mom thinks I'm sexy.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Kriskay masturbating looks like he's beating up a

T.V. antenna.

Kriskay's dick is so thin it turns yellow right before he pees.

Kriskay's dick is so skinny his balls touch.

Kriskay's dick is so skinny he has to run around the shower just to get it wet.

[TheArchAngel90650]

For Kriskay, locking his keys in his car is no problem.

Kriskay naked looks like a women wearing a tampon.

Kriskay wears a paper clip as underwear.

Kriskay with a Hard on looks like a #2 pencil stuck between his legs.

Nicole Ritchie thinks his dick is hot.

[TheArchAngel90650]

THE PREMISE: Kriskay has a skinny dick.

Kriskay naked from behind looks like he's shitting a tape worm.

Kriskay uses Coffee straws to masturbate.

Only Asian chicks enjoy sucking his dick.

In little league, his nick name was cup of noodles.

The closest thing for vaginal sex for Kriskay is penetrating the hole where she pee's

[kriskay1]

So does his grandpa!

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your grandpa bends you over his walker on New Years and takes you deep as he sings "Why Can't I be You"

[kriskay1]

His grama takes her teeth out to give him head!

[TheArchAngel90650]

The donut did not have a hole in the middle untill your mama bit one.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Kriskay sounds gay. Are you planning on masturbating your father for fathers day and letting him finish in your butt.

[TheArchAngel90650]

My jokes are lame?  Let the audience decide.

[TheArchAngel90650]

On the video Jason is not using drums, but hitting the sticks on your mamas ass who is bent over where the drum kit should be.

You can hear your mama scream 1:11 into the video.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Your mama is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

[TheArchAngel90650]

Okay, you want to go public. Let's do it.

[kriskay1]

Bring it BITCH!!

[kriskay1]

The guy that posted this is a prick!! And his joke are lame!!!