I OWN YOU.

[BlitzAMV]

Noob lol

[Satchman3004]

Damn, spoiler alert for me! :P

[Michaelandmichaelvi]

my reaction to a girl when we about to have sex

[iAmTheGunLover]

I own you, mothefucker.

[Muglosx]

Surprise mothafucka

[DARKILOF]

thats what she said

[str4jo]

ouaghg fuck...

[mooveez4U]

Hands in his pockets like a boss

[DrArtigiana]

and then they fucked

[AshBlue1989]

Statistics say 101,619 people clicked here from surprise motherfucka!



[CecenaGuy]

And that's how slavery starts, kids! :D

[TheKajolo]

Pwned Noob!

[ropechaindiva]

Das racist :/

[Gayz0r]

@ropechaindiva In that case all rappers are rascists...

[9000sw]

he kill Obama

[laughsquad007]

Where'd he hit you?

My eye's, motherfucker.

[joshua9312]

Where's your surprise at now mother fucker?

[Zasiar]

Its funny cause he's black

[Judgmentwins]

that headbutt sound is legit, he got wrecked

[A5GRedwing666]

Would've been funnier if "I own you" is replaced by "Surprise ! Motherfucker"

[Brinksarsenal]

even with his hands tied dexter has to keep the bitches in line

[geppetto2012]

FUUUU!

[YinsShadow]

Dexter knew the front end of the black mans skull is a thick as a paper towel. He headbutts them for a living.

[CymetricCymphony]

Headbutts: a black man's one weakness

[CeeRoyJenkins]

LOL, like a slave

[moviemaker1004]

Surprise motherfucka!

[N0va123]

facebreakingnecktwisting punch 

[DavidM563]

The only thing this scene is missing is a Sideshow Bob, "Yehabrrhh" from Doakes.

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

*next scene in the hospital*

Can we help you? What do you need?

'Some ICE, motherfucker!'

[bustanutsaaaa5470]

@SkizzyMcfrazzlepop dude when i read your comment i literally laughed for 2 minutes lol

[AntiVaccine2]

@SkizzyMcfrazzlepop see my vids & learn herbs like pine,maca,dandelin,dill,cayenn­e,pine,ginger ETC!

[ElBarto3131]

lol slavery.

[the8darkslayer]

@ElBarto3131 What is this have to do with slavery?

[ElBarto3131]

@the8darkslayer Are you stupid? Dexter is white and Doakes is black and Dexter told Doakes that he owns him. -_-

[the8darkslayer]

@ElBarto3131 am i stupid no, and i don't think when he said "i own you" he didn't mean like that....idiot.

[ElBarto3131]

@the8darkslayer it's a pun -_-

[blueblur30]

And I thought slavery was abolished!

[Rossyboiful]

My reaction to Twillight

[dalektaliban]

gotta keep your slaves in line

[ClintEastwoodITA]

Own3d!

[Dotanalyst]

Doakes: Surprise mothafucka !

*this video*

[MachineGunMouth]

Thumbs up if u gettin tired of these mother fuckas always saying thumbs up. Corny mo fuckas

[Jigsawz00r]

@MachineGunMouth You said it twice. FAIL

[ejramos44]

My favorite part of that whole season.

[koukouroukou12345]

thumps up if you saw surprise motherfucker first.

[VayuPurana]

SLAVERY

[Madeinaus101]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

[KevinSoJuPark]

Context Please!

[NidsStream]

Alistar approves!

[Intheend4226]

it's funny cause' he's white :P

[TheLongHallway]

He owns him!

[xbox644]

Answer: I own you

Question: What do a handful of lobbyists tell the US government?

[lavabone]

Then the civil war happened.

[sangyuni96]

Slavery!!

[NaYarB04]

generic punch sound, nice

[MrJHunter18]

the man wit da forehead of steel.

[Zezli]

SPAMM 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PlotMasterX]

I kept replaying this part over and over, only for the sound it made when their heads hit. XD

[PIanetAndrew]

Was this before or after "Surprise Motherfucka"?

[doceinholeite]

@PIanetAndrew after

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[HansWurst24798]

I own you.

*owned*

[093RE]

Oh hell no, he didn't jus say that shit to a black guy. hahaha

[TheSurfinbird21]

Racist jk

[Al3xX420]

Awww, spoiler. I'm only on s02e04. I've been waiting for this since episode 1.

[Toetagged1]

I didn't know Micheal C. Hall's forehead made a punch noise!

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Said Disney to Marvel.

[OfficialCopen]

Press 4 - KO Doakes!

[Lawliethatake]

i just realized dex kinda looks like peter parker/ spiderman from the animated series

[azarielZX]

@Lawliethatake More like Miguel O'hara from mArvel 2099 Universe..

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[Benderrr111]

Damn you cut out the epic walk out..

[Sammplatinum]

RIP motherfuckin' Sergent !

[EdwardElric555]

I forgot that stupid generic sound effect.

[BETTiExxREDSKULL]

The fact that he keeps his hands in his pockets really cracks me up.

[XxScarTheWolfXx]

PRWND!

[Shartillery]

/watch?v=OEZes_ArwPA for another great dexter quote

[arenaskiez]

THIS is the Dexter I really miss!!!

[kiaora224]

@arenaskiez Yep, his character has changed far too much I reckon

[paoloistcool]

"i own you" BAM !

[darkvader262]

it is not racist dex is just straight up owning his ass like halo or something

[zeioIIDX]

Wow, not once did I ever think of this as racist.  Surprising actually. Sort of.

[Gramra]

Unfortunate Implications.

[DRONPAS29]

My favorite moment in "Dexter"

[Ejhekk33]

Racist?

[Gearsdisraeli]

sound effect sounds like when you fall too far in Morrowind.

[Gicolico]

@Gearsdisraeli Hah, it really does.

[Aervid1]

@Gearsdisraeli Holy shit it does!

[xMidnightGamer]

Keep Pressing 5 for infinte Headbutt Cheat

[d0ngbak]

Keep clicking this 0:02 LOL

[NightShade1218]

It's funny because slavery.

[A86]

I don't know what's funnier, the video or the comments. XD

[gtsimos4ever]

its over 9000 :D

[kattowitz4]

1 hit K.O headbutt.

[DerUnbekannteFlo]

@kattowitz4 needs nerf

[tadm123]

Headbutt with hands off pockets - badass

Headbutt with hands on pockets - Baller, Pimp, and possibly in the weed industry.

[WesleyButtercup]

should have topped it off with a "now go pick my cotton" as he walked out.

[sharks27]

Keep pressing 3 or 4.

[XsupadumbassX]

I almost expected him to shout, 'WHITE POWA' afterwards.

Dexter: Serial Killer by night, Racist by day.

[bloodsuckern]

GAEUH!! FU-!

[eihockey88]

Did the same thing to grandma.

[TheImperialistStates]

Dexter uses head butt. Its super effective. Doaks use's 'Surprise mother fucker" But it has no effect,

[Spandex08]

@TheImperialistStates and the second one is way better to hear!

[victormorenoortega]

SUPRISE MUTHAFUKA

[Uxoriouswidow]

HIS HANDS WERE IN HIS FUCKING POCKETS. Shiiit that's badass.

[Mihau0794]

omg fail

[danyphan73]

0:01 I OWN YOU....

0:02 OWNED

[MrPancakehouse99]

Racist. A white guy saying " I own you. " To a black guy? Lol I'm kidding.

[DontMessWithTM]

@MrPancakehouse99 I hope you're kidding because if you think thats rasist you're a tool!

[KingOfThe4Way]

@MrPancakehouse99 lmfaooooo wowowowww LOL NOT racist

[BasherOfImbeciles]

@MrPancakehouse99 holy shit you're right

[blacklustersoldier95]

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

[SandmanPicturez]

RACIST!!

[mcool135]

@SandmanPicturez ROFL i didn't think of it in that way till u said that XD

[MerciRayMcKay]

Surprise motherfucka!

[DakNJaxter]

@MerciRayMcKay

Literally LOLed

[WildHunt25]

Element of surprise, mothafucka!

[CFRerem]

Repeatedly press >>> 0:02

lolwut

[OcarinaInMyPants]

~teh real pwner~

[unkoolaid26]

So then the white guy says to the black guy...

[Kutittaa]

What's the significance of this part of the series?

[SuperTrollGuru]

:O There was a civil war for a reason!

[AshleyLynn724]

Surprise, mothafucka!

[MattQ94]

lol press 4 to hear the over the top crunching sound

[pwilsonlf3]

Press 6 to finish him!

[kingsalamander123]

the dude from gamer

[SHiKiFanGirl4eva]

bad.ass.

[OpenMawProductions]

Well he did, in fact, pwn him.

[Deavi783]

lol SLAVERY

[biroti89]

@Deavi783, suck my dick mothafacka ahaha

[Sobanski87]

@Deavi783 Didn't know Dexter was Jewish lol. Youtube - Jews Responsible For Slavery.

[sagaisa]

surprise mothefucka XD

[LeRAYTMAN]

I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAY

"I OWN YOU"

[buob1234567890]

I TROL U (trollface)

[ps7109]

its funny cuz doakes is black...ish.....and Dexters just a boss

[KlaymenDel]

Press 4 a couple of times =)

[torchicland]

how much did he cost?

[SylphScylla]

Is it weird his headbutt reminds me of an ostrich? Every time?

I am also a very big fan of the pocketed hands while headbutting. Very casual.

[nuggbubbler]

brutal headbutt. oooh!

[conjarkmomo]

Yeeeesssss! God, please yes!!! Dexter F-ing Morgan!

[Samtastrophi]

I own you.....SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!

[makaveliThadon100]

A white man says i own you to a black man? Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet

[blackrapture1990]

Dexter, keeping that pimp head strong.

[AwesomeNightman]

I own you Mutherfucka!

[doodli2000]

pause, play, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

[neilwilson557]

just when i thought racism wasent a big problem anymore

[Obito1600]

It's funny cause it's racist!

[MrSalambard]

The best part is when dexter say: I OWN YOU !

[WickedSic21]

LOL Like a boss!

[silverblade357]

Dexter could not be Dexter and it would still be true.

Forensics and Science pretty much owns typical police work.

[Marcizco]

LIKE A BAWS

[CoDaC35]

Pwned

[howdygoodsir]

good to see racism is alive and well.

[LiNaK37]

@howdygoodsir Good to see dumbasses are alive and well.

[howdygoodsir]

good to see ignorant people who don't understand sarcasm are still alive and well.

[LiNaK37]

@howdygoodsir Good to see people who think that sarcastic tones can be conveyed through text are still alive and well. (Dumbasses, in simpler terms.)

[howdygoodsir]

@LiNaK37 ohh i see, you thought i was serious. i do agree it is quite difficult to pick up sarcasm in text but this this is so obviously sarcasm. did you really think i was some sort of white nationalist?

[LiNaK37]

@howdygoodsir No. It wasn't obvious.

[GuitarHeroOfRockBand]

Hey Dexter, what do you say to a black guy?

I own you

[chevetteter]

Subtle racism? Hahaha

[holychaos3]

It looks like he just got owned.

[The245Gamer]

Dude I'm sorry I accidentally flagged I'm on my iPod and I pressed like or comment and I accidentally pressed flag

[willkillyoulast]

@The245Gamer Well at least you haven't accidentally thumbed down multiple comments within one week by hitting to far left of the 'reply' button.

[KamilyonEnterprise]

Pwned!

[TheNewWrKing1]

I haven't heard that sound effect before.