Payload: Episode 1 "The Startup" (Team Fortress 2 Machinima)

[Turtlejuicex]

LOL is the pyro just kootra screaming into his mic? xD

[evilkiller108]

but machinima... i don't want to finish him...

[TundraTress]

Kwell babey.

[joeycommet45]

SPY CHECK PART MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!

[Musictotallyrockz]

Wow

[Jjjghnnnbx]

Lol, spy voice. You imbicel

[darmok1440]

Ending lol

[deatheclipse123]

the guy who made this video, is really good

[codeavatar5]

Everytime I play this game mode and the announcer says "the bomb is nearing the base" I hear "Obama is nearing the base!"

[maniac4va2]

somehow, i tote the soldier would explode when he left through the gate at 1:42

[01usaface]

@ending taunt- Yeah because Real men die

[ParagonPenguin]

Jor Jor needs to finish this.

[MsDirtyQwerty]

FINISH KOOTRA DONT LET IT BE ANOTHER FAIL SERIES!

[TheLordBarker]

Finish it NOW!

[SimaoImexx10]

@Kootra FINISH THIS!!!!!

[40yrsofpain]

FINISH IT!

[thenotorioustimmy]

FINNISH KOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperTweedledum]

Steeve job died

[myninjasword]

@SuperTweedledum :( without him disny will never be the same :( :( :( :( :(

[PiratePearJuice]

what was this made with?

[jellyjaay]

Haha the ending xD

[Tipo190]

How do you make their mouths move like the sound???

[xjxm]

@Tipo190 One guy does it for them. I don't know how but his name should be in the credits.

[epicSMGfan]

HEY! GIT BACK UP THERE AND WATCH THAT DANG VIDEO!

[NoobBeast456Inc]

*soldier explodes*

me:nones blame the scout as a pussy!!

[MrPizzapwn]

@Emaleeczd lol it's already free dumb butt

[epicduddet]

@MrPizzapwn dude this was made in 2009 you dumbfuck

[onecheman]

too much dark...



[FireStarDoink]

If the characters in TF2 were smart, they'de just shoot the cart and explode it while it was still at the other team's starting point.

[JoshuaRAWRR]

I want to punch the guy voicing the spy.

[B4dM4nJ0e]

I act exactly like that pyro

[MrHayunga15]

This video describes the people who play pyro... retards...

[GrubRising13]

1:35 lol

[IBATuzzii]

Is Kootra the one in the forgotten spartans?



[Arkanthic]

You know... the Engineer could just move the turret when he's done building it.

[PsyJill]

@Arkanthic Not before.

[moonman57]

FAKE! Medic's voice is german :3

[tikizip]

I think the cart is full of live creepers o.o

[kayne123ful]

lol faggot maggot

[8neoboy]

Definitely the best episode for the voice talents.

[StreitSandor]

lloolll spy cheeck

[SuprJman]

SPPPPYYYYY CHEEEEECCCCCKK i like that pyro he is funny

[Necronomial]

That pyro is an F2P noob that just learned how to spycheck.

[TheChromeDrone]

I'm sorry if I sound like a noob but how does he make them move their mouth like that?

[sohairy96]

@TheChromeDrone probably some sort of editing

[Shadowelite995]

Cmon Kootra I'm waiting for this and Reprisal TSK TSK TSK :)

[InuYashaMart]

Now that the game just became free (which i highly dislike), we should make them look at these videos, SO THEY CAN L2P !!!

[crystallyx]

@InuYashaMart well some people like me are naturals at gaming and usually learn within a week. hell ive already gotten dead ringer and it hasnt even been 2 weeks yet.

[THERUNEZCAPEMAN]

you faggot! (: love that part

[kivanc903]

i love 2:25

[conguk369]

FOR FUCK SAKES I DONT WANT PAGE RAGE FUCKING HELL

[SwerveStarEx]

That was pretty funny... I liked the ending. That was a nice Soldier shout.

[spiderjerusalem100]

This was several shades of win.

[clipper1811]

2:39 it says critical mask on the pyro

[Monzarath]

@clipper1811 how can you read that? quility sucks.

[xXZarlachXx]

@Monzarath

Well, "us" people who are not "quality whores" actually can handle graphics that aren't like the crysis series.

[nxxac]

@clipper1811 Pretty sure that says optical

[TwistedImpala]

@clipper1811 That says OPTICAL.

[8neoboy]

@clipper1811 isn't it OFFICIAL?

[Xxthe12reaperx]

@clipper1811 Itactually says optical mask.

[Mikeioto]

@clipper1811 It says optical mask.

[kyankane]

@clipper1811 It Actually Says Optical Mask

[bestdudeever765]

@clipper1811 it's actually optical mask

[killerzone287]

@bestdudeever765 actually its offical mask

[bestdudeever765]

@killerzone287 you are all reading it wrong... why would it be called offical mask?!

[killerzone287]

@bestdudeever765 because its funny okay if we are reading it wrong what is it really?

[bestdudeever765]

@killerzone287 optical mask... going close to pyro in high quality ingame proves it

[killerzone287]

@bestdudeever765 i guess we both must have two diffrent team fortress copies then because on mine its offical mask

[bestdudeever765]

@killerzone287 o_O

[200xw]

@clipper1811 learn to read it says "optical" mask not "critical"

[Fishcustard7]

@clipper1811 that says optical

[dariomodugno]

@clipper1811 it's "optical" not critical, seriously we have to repeat this story again now that the game got F2P??? lol

[DeathHound22]

@clipper1811

No offense, but it says Optical Mask

[TheOmega669]

@clipper1811 it says optical mask...

[breimeris]

@clipper1811

it's Optical Mask, blind man.

[NuclearChickenPie]

@clipper1811 optical actually

[spinofan65]

@clipper1811 actually its optical :P

[ThePullaMies]

@clipper1811 Optical*

[darmok1440]

@clipper1811 hmmph... dumbass.

[Gray4233]

When i get this game im going to spam the other team with jarate just to piss them off.

[shockywatt]

@Gray4233 you cant spam jarate realy its got a reload time

[shockywatt]

@Gray4233 you cant spam jarate realy its got a reload time and you might have to unlock it

[inivonwini]

I agree with the soldier. That's like the worst place to have a sentry, especially when the cart's approaching. The gun always gets taken out by snipers. I like the voice acting!

[mankiller3040]

*Teases people*

Raaaaaaaaaaagh!

*All of them shoot the **** out of me*

[flippyrulz123]

How come in the 'Meet the Scout' trailer, he says HE'S a force of Nature, yet its his weapon thats called the force a nature.

[TheInevitableHulk]

@flippyrulz123 because its just a name

[flippyrulz123]

@TheInevitableHulk Meh.

[MarbalTm]

@flippyrulz123 Because he is the WEILDER of the weapon.

[Esully7]

yea old kootra!

[fortheswarm]

SPYCHECK!!!!

[123HYPERGUY]

lol



[JPman299]

awesome intro

[greystripe12]

This is so bad..

[inyourfacesociety]

Some deep shit at the start dude.

[Nightmare78hAlo]

Episode 5 now ! D:

[theMrD1231]

the end is hella funny

[IluvPoker100]

luv payload =D

[VideoSubmarine]

KA BOOM!!

[tharlienicepower132]

kootra yay!!!

[SuperMarioNJ]

but today, the engineer could just move his sentry.

:D

[herecomestheHAX]

aw dont blame the engineer for buillding a sentry there... everyone know he is waiting for the engineer update to come

[NeptuneMS385]

Why did they give Medic such a..deep..voice?

[momothebo]

1:56 scout =force a nature 2:06 scout= scatter gun

[basshunter3383]

@momothebo and than the force a nature again

[luismatheusv]

It's not so funny when they doesn't use the actual TF2 Voices D:

[TwinsaneIncarnation]

@luismatheusv then watch the other 99.9% of tf2 videos.

[luismatheusv]

@TwinsaneIncarnation I know, but using different voice acting ruined the potential of this video...

[scragty]

TEH MOST EPIC TF2 MACHINIMA EVER!!!!

[killingspreegod]

HAAAY GUITARMASTERX7 WASSAP BUDDY!!!

[k28xl]

262 people can't move that cart.

[chriswalt11]

ehem, skip ads, 0:01

[medalofhonor64]

lololololololololololol 3:02



[TheTjorules]

the words are actually matching with the medic.

[ladiesman777777]

epic medic intro ftw!!!

[RAVECRIB9t4]

SPY CHECK!!!!! SPY CHECK!!!!!

[qwerty222999]

Scout had Force-A-Nature, 5 secodns later while speaking with the Engineer he has Scattergun.

[IceWolve67]

soldiers voice is horrible

[HotShotOmega]

SPY CHECK SPY CHECK! WOOOOO CHECKIN FOR SPIES!! THATS A SPY!

[Soakedboy]

Worst French spy accent ever.

Other than that, I love it!

[mynameisbackwards]

SPYCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[mrfelipeist]

That's exactly what happens every game! lol!

[supersniper180]

daddy im four

[MrDismemberment]

@supersniper180 ALMOST!

[xato909]

pyro ROCKX :D

[coolcooler911]

"You moron! I've seen your grandma taunt better than that! Get outta my way and let a REAL man do it! RAAAWWWWRRR!!!" (Explodes into blood & gore right in front of Scout)

[IcefrenzyXD]

Long before you can pack up your buildables

[kouji82]

Why do they always screw around with the brightness and contrast settings over at machinima...

Ah well good show anyway you slice it though!

[kunnai]

oh my god I love the soldier's part XD

[Mariobro123587]

SPPPYYYYCHEEECCCKKKK :D

[lolman5921]

Voice acting is mediocre.....

[oMrGamer]

the scene at start with engy sums up the game for me

[hayhay643]

257 people are the disgrace to the team :D

[hired2fire]

@Quantum807 stfu 

[novaleafy]

How do you make them talk? Does it do that automatically when you talk like in Uncharted 2 or ArmA 2?

[BorgMercenary]

@novaleafy They have taunting, tactical and social lines that a certain series of key-presses makes them say (normally z, x, or c and then a number) just replace the lines and animations with your own and they can say whatever you want them to.

[JagEterCoola]

3:03 to 3:15 eating icecream with full sound on both Headset Somputer and Youtube=Not good while eating icecream_!!

[DizDancer]

ahahaha

- You imbicil...

[FalloutJoni]

@Quantum807 gtfo troll.

[supornerdy]

Who thought Medic sounded slightly like Patrick Warburton?

[trialas]

0:1



[kingjacobrage]

he says fagot not magot to the engi :D

[GayBoyRunning]

this is just perfectic.. Hey leave the Engineer alone hes awsome.. Oh im curious how do u get the 1st team fortress game? I've only got Team fortress 2.

[darkbughy]

lame



[IcarusKidd]

Terrible.

[PrinceOSaiyans]

idiot soldier!

[fireflambe]

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS TEAM YOU FAYGOT!

[Imthespa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H

[kosti1122]

3:00 heh

[MystPwnz]

BULLSHIIIIIIIT!

[matiaukas]

lol as a scout sometimes i also hum that theme

[Gh0st251]

Video Quality= Poop Covered in Diarea

[AK47VSM162010]

@Gh0st251 wouldnt that b e just diarea?

[kurtisdominator]

i love teh pyro part :3

[Goldencoins]

The Greater Good.

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

after soldier called engie a faggot, i can picture engies face bei9ng D:

[Hamm3r1995]

Spy talks like Mario XD

[testoviki]

такой ржач в конце))

[AquaPhoenix2006]

SPY CHECK!!!!!!!

[wanabenerd]

Favorite part is the crazy ass Pyro.

[Anticitizen54]

LOL @ The Ending :D

[FunlilPivot]

Holy shit! That medic at the beginning could've made TWILIGHT sound cool!

[LawlFace96]

@MrKukballe You are not funny. but ur mother was, IN MY BED!

[tbc2027]

so many people have attempted to spycheck me before the round starts -_-

[007aaa2]

Rofl. Love the pyro part. EXACTLY how it is in the game xD.

[Hunter54811]

@007aaa2 yup thats EXACLTY how it is noob pyros the spy class is useless now

[Soakedboy]

@Hunter54811 Unless you're a good spy of course :)

[DannyJamesSmith23]

@007aaa2

Not exactly.

The Pyro needs a backburner.

[xxHardkorex]

@007aaa2 i love how spy talks halla halla halla

[lucmart1]

Man do you even get paid for those stupid ads?

[Danny6457]

whats payload?

[arceusex]

@Danny6457 U DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING PAYLOAD IS?! also on ur other comment its scout token, not medal

[Danny6457]

@arceusex no i dont know, and , i noticed of my mistake when i published the comment

[Danny6457]

@arceusex ot is that kind of map where you must push that bomb-missile thing

[commander672]

Luckly the Engineer can now carry the upgraded sentry whereever he wants!

[SpoofEdd]

Aaggh, the voice acting, it burns, IT BURNS

[robinlolololol]

Can anyone tell me how to craft the sandman?

Sandman

Sandman

Sandman

[Danny6457]

@robinlolololol melee token, scout medal, scrap metal

[robinlolololol]

@Danny6457 I KNEW THAT 50 DAYS AGO