Raptors are not good pets

[kittycuddles5]

bad it really was.it was boriiiinnngggg!!

[dregonspangler9]

This video is so funny. I've watched it approx. 450,00 times just to prove to myself how awesome I am. Does anyone agree with how awesome I am?

[ChozoNomad]

Good question. Funny, but I didn't think it was THAT funny. People like raptors I guess.

[Duckitable]

why does this video have 1.1 million views..

[primusavenged]

What is with all the spam on this video?

[sandmasterflex]

simple but funny

[chinook1029]

HAH! Wow, this just made my day lol

[rcsian012]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY POST THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS

[rcsian012]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY POST THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS

[DeinoSarcosuchus]

>.> he was only licking his face >.>

[yooperkids]

hai there. mai name is greg. and this is mai pet raptor. his name is SHPARKLES.

[DinoMaster229]

his name is sparkles

[masterwhatman]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY POST THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS

[masterwhatman]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY POST THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS who ever wrote this i hate you

[333multidaniel333]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY POST THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS

[ferbthegadgetguy]

doctor:my pet raptor can play basketball

some guy: really? i thought raptors are dangerous

doctor:no see this boy eat eat

some guy:wait what?

raptor:eats some guy

doctor:see his playing with you

[TheTrophyHunter99]

332 people never googled raptor

[rubiksturtle]

ITS IN COLOR.

[LPSSendy12]

hehe it's cool.....!! XDXDXD

[fastboy84]

just gr8t... utube has updated their website just a few hours ago while me and some other guys want the old utube back,,,

[ThePreciomon]

No blood :(

[HellxOmega]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET 1,000,000 VIEWS??? :D

[dregonspangler9]

Whoa, I'm famous.

[FrigginFluffyFursona]

@dregonspangler9 Yesh, yesh you are.

[DOSU344]

@dregonspangler9 OMG you got one MILLION VIEWS. Congrats.

[iShortyShorts]

@dregonspangler9 you must have never heard of smosh then

[LetsPlayCrazy]

@dregonspangler9 with 5 fraps :D

[deadhead771]

the starting song is holy fucking shit it's a dinasour

[Kelzorens]

@dregonspangler9 nope... chuck testa

[TheGamersaurus]

@dregonspangler9 Holy crp ur famouse :D im subbin then

[TheHuw1997]

1 million views.. what has the world came to:/

[mrtigerkitty]

329 ppl has raptors pets

[bludclone]

@Lamboragon no its real.

[andreasgafner]

how the hell did this get 1m views??

[phantomphan5657]

sparkles??? lol!

[bob36able]

THAT WAS FUCKED UP AND RETARTED

[lukastruo]

wtf

[lorenzomatheus2]

Lol

[FishcakeGaming]

¨°º¤ø„¸RAPTORS„ø¤º°¨

„ø¤º°¨FOREVER`°º¤ø



[VampireDude111]

0:18 to see Greg get pwned by .... Sparkles.

[NANOBRAKER1]

I find this video dificult to musterbate to

[Dilo22]

I expected some kind of animation based around Who's Line Is It Anyway

[PsychoB0i]

how did he ever get 900k views?

[PhantomWerewolf]

...i'd attack the guy who called me sparkles too...

[Obskva15]

Wtf



[Smute97]

LOL!!!!!!! best video ever XD

[Dinosorable]

There's no blood!

[9Rasmus9]

ha

[johntex61]

That makes ALL my friends laugh.LOL!!!!

[shakalaka275]

.........WTF?!

[MrNorge9]

LOL

[thedevilmaster100]

no blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Dazidan]

hahaha

[dinosaurus1337]

what no blood?

[Oakl07]

294 pessoas tiveram um dinossauro como mascote

[TadaKiba]

Might be eating your face because you never treated it for mange. Raptors have feathers.

[wino001]

@TadaKiba but some dont

[TadaKiba]

@wino001 They do. Most definitely that one.

[JustThink00]

@TadaKiba

such is the latest theory, but we all know how subject to change dinosaur theories are.

[TadaKiba]

@JustThink00 But they have found Them in places where the prints of their feathers where left in the soil,

[InvaderJyca]

first of all I was like "wtf?" but a few seconds later I lol'd

[emochick56651]

lulz

[666Agora666]

HOW DID I END UP HERE?!

[WollBreak]

What the fuck is that asshole

[leonardnimoylover1]

well um idk wat to say....................

[ZombiezLikeCookies10]

How'd u animate my Ex?!

[DracoAvian]

@ZombiezLikeCookies10 LOL! I nearly died laughing :P

[peanutmrk]

how did you animate the raptor

[pichiatores]

Never trust a raptor dude, they are like midgets.

[TheMattlover22]

hehehe

[bouchandre]

@mabor70 those are call rape-tors lol

[detestosu]

my girlfriend does that to me all the time.

[marcho12287]

274 people's faces were eaten by raptors :P

[fuckturks2223]

i would kill the raptor

[GANJAxxTHExxCURE]

Thats what i would say if my face was being eaten.

[liltrakaz]

wow



[michelleiserhoff19]

267 people cant spell dumb

[morganiothegamer]

this is my pet raptor and its name is sparkelz

[maltastig]

265 ppl got attacked by raptors

[TheColubrid]

Your raptor is bald.

[TinieMx]

Haha, nice vid! XD Btw, how do u make those vids? :)) U've downloaded a program or something? :D

[impinkiee2]

0:18 ahhh ah ah ah pick 0:18 or 0:19

[salwik2]

XD 

[Dustdogwaffle]

NO! BAD RAPTOR!!! BAD!!!

[Tomigeminis]

o lol

[Jaksonthefox]

pwned

[ejgecko]

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[jelloskater]

your voice reminds me of southpark.

[PopularJojo0603]

aww it likes u!! <3 what a sweet like raptor! yes u r! yes u r my little raptor <3 <3

[Mchillax]

I wish the stickdude was Justin Bieber...

[LotsOfSpaghettiBoy]

@Mchillax agreed.

[DucksArmee]

Not the Face!!

[xXxSAnTix1998xXx]

WTF?

[letthomas27]

I dislike, xcuse :x

[nicholasram1]

Yea really good raptor

[deitylink4567]

This time on Fatal Attractions, A man gets killed by his pet Raptor.

[SpottedHyenaStudios]

Sparkles!!!! =D

[frimouse23]

c'est nul c'est en englais

[TheRacer198]

really greg

[haluakhan]

so funny hahahaha ( i m a retarded person)

[Andicous]

this was supposed to be funny? or any thought whatsoever?

[SuperLucero100]

este es el peor video de la historia!!! OJALA LO SAQUEN!!!!

[TheCiiinDerella]

Holy F..k this sh.t its a dinosaur jesus christ!

[TheDeinonichos]

kkkkkkkkkk

[tannerboy45]

Its those little video clips that make me laugh my ass off

[TheDcman456]

lol

[MettaFTW]

XD UHM'GOODNESSGRACIOUSM'FACE

[SupremeAmerican]

win

[detestsleep]

this is so stupid and so awesome at the same time! lol nice job!

[daki11a96]

wtf

[GANJAxxTHExxCURE]

AWW, he looks so cute when hes eating your face.

725K viewer.

[julasienkiewicz]

hahahahahhahahahahaha

[TobMobDoBedo]

Sparkles.

[Dukholtz]

my pet raptor in wow is all tamed

[azgh11]

this deserves 92,000 views not 707,240!

[sletteke1444]

@azgh11 2 mean 920 000 views i gues

[CrusaderX44]

without sound it looks like he's gonna explode and show it with a light

[ballsDprojects]

my raptor video will make you shit your pants!

[Darkness0111]

LMFAOROFLROFLLOLOLOL so fucking gay

[PaigeyDragoness]

Dryosauruses are better pets then Velocirapturs cuz they dont kill u and rip ur guts out.XDXDXD

[Mak1392]

is this flash?if it is, how did you upload it to youtube?(format)

[DashTheCrow]

215 people are being eaten by raptors

[sletteke1444]

@DashTheCrow 223 people now

for their new year dinner

[DashTheCrow]

@sletteke1444 ya lol!

[PivotLoverGuy]

... wtf ...

[Slytherz1337]

I don't understand how this has gotten 667,000+ views D:

[redragon107]

@MsJsps FUCK YOU T-REX WILL SMASH SPINO IN PIECES

[MsJsps]

Well he is gonna die when he gets spinosaurus pet :) And tyrannosaurus Rex will die when spinosaurus meets him

[Itachi98701]

GIVE ME MY 27 SECONDS BACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[SwantonBomber1000]

@Itachi98701 I give your an asskick back you sucker but this movie´was really bad.

[MindMash5647]

i would love it if it ended 27 seconds earlier.

[TheMRandoman]

BETTER THEN JURASSIC PARK... lol jk Jurassic park is awesome.... LIKE THIS VIDEO!!!

[dafrandle]

at firts it was "ok" than it was funny than sad then funny agin

[JasPwner]

haha..

Funny

[Poy687]

AWH HES EATIN MAH FACE!

[DaniAmoBichos]

Lol!

[Skymouth]

Words to live by.

[OpiAndJazzRock]

K then

[fadalisdestroyer666]

lol'd in real life.

[Touchkidy]

cool

[bioniclegods]

wat software do u use ??? pls reply its cool nice vid

[CryolophoFan2010]

WTF? Lol.

[Garchoritina]

lmfaooaoa

[dinodragonlover]

RIGHTEOUS!

[convenant04]

you dont give him steack, thats why !!!

[presbarkeep]

I do not care for this video.

[TheKnguyen858]

0:18, now raptor is bad pet. so why

[HtheKing777]

i believe the real reason he was eaten because the guy had no face haha

[foster5188]

lol nice raptor i also liked the part were he said oh jesus christ hes eatin my face!

[cartergirl3of3]

this is one of the 1st youtube videos that ever made me laugh

[GuitarHero3maniacs]

Hey, wait.... If they're hostile... and aggressive... WHY ARE THEY NOT GOOD PETS!?

:D :D :D

[Velocir1]

raptors do make a good pet cus they are so cute and aggressive and loyal did I mention cute

[19jesse97]

hmmm..... then i want a t rex

[ROFLjadeosaur]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[suggafree123]

i love how the wierdest things can make you laugh.

[joeri67]

some dogs are like that.

[Rakazak1]

@joeri67 no, they just fuck your leg when you aren't careful..

[0822kitten]

Sparkles:Augh stop insulting me! *eats *

[NerdsRI]

Hello Sparkles

[multibob400]

its not that the raptor was aggresive. its just that he hated the name sparkles. :P

[Teaninso]

xD Lool

[alipazagaful]

Sparkles?! Greg named a raptor named Sparkles?! no wonder why he/she attacked Greg. XD

[mustardmuncher]

woulda been better with blood

[14ryuzaky]

bad

[nomadfor]

LOL



[patrix05]

This is a bit dumb... SORRY, i mean REALLY StUpId!!!!!!

[krapsi1993]

xdd

[westcoastpopman]

that's my raptor!

[imacds]

Wait that wasn't Sparkles that was Skull, his twin brother. You need to tell the difference.

[Thunderstar1231]

@jurassicparkfan160 oh no lolz

[rjones533526]

lol. this is too funny justin! where did u find this?