Destructoid - Nintendo 3DS STOLEN! Plus more Mass Effect 2 DLC, Monster Hunter 3d, and Japanese Underpants! - ...

[GeneralOstrich]

I come from the future to see the first episode with Max!

[kerfasters]

Contest started: goo.gl\ZoAiK - obtain Nintendo 3DS Console.

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Enter: goo.gl\oUcPQ and get your own Nintendo 3DS.

[Gendo3s2k]

She's kinda cute if she wasn't fat...

[billlybobjoey12]

IlOVEYOU<3

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[peterlamot]

NOPE! Monster Hunter on 3DS??? BAD IDEA.

[PapaRolds]

@peterlamot too bad, they are already making it XD

[peterlamot]

@PapaRolds Affected much? Its never gonna come, Capcom said so.....

[PapaRolds]

@peterlamot Thats gotta suck XD Well, do you know when Revelations is coming 3:?

[PapaRolds]

Theres monster hunter for wii, so why not for the 3DS right?

[KingKKevinKev]

i only wanna play mgs3ds and ocarina of time...okay okamiden would be fine too...it's a must buy handheld!

[TheSammaster9]

I would love to see Monster Hunter come to the 3ds. you have no idea how much i want a MH game in 3d. but i have a feeling that monster hunter is just moving on to the NGP, since there is already a monster hunter game confirmed for it.

[zythd]

@TheSammaster9 Has there?

I dont think there has actually been a CONFIRMED Monster hunter title for the 3DS or th NGT.

I believe its all just speculation.

[sanchovdv]

this is fun

[DonteGameReviews]

@sanchovdv i know right

[CaMote558]

hahahaha, I laughed so hard on the part where they said, "stupid awesome crap" xD

[biggadicrecords]

i knew this was going to happen,this happen to the playstation 3.

[BloodScorchedSun]

wait the two things monster hunter is missing is camera control and lock on and after like 4 games its still not there..... sigh

[BloodScorchedSun]

tara's funny and hot

[ACRedsCreations]

ha ha boxers. huh? Wait... WAIT IT SECOND!!!

[pet0023]

you sound like kev from aots

[zolonoko]

i have just ds lite

[TheLuigiManFan]

@zolonoko i have 3 ds lite and 1 dsi

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

@TheLuigiManFan I have a life

[TheLuigiManFan]

@IIIIITHE1IIIII gee im sorry man i understand your dissapoinment

[casmith1998]

@IIIIITHE1IIIII Me and you my friend. Have the Nintendo DSLife.

[TheMe3account]

this is the first destructoid show I saw so I don't know the old guy and for what it's worth I think you did good for a terrified house cat... it's funny how I bump into this show, I was actually looking for youtube porn and it led me to this show and I don't know how this fall under the same categorie as porn but it gave me the same satisfaction after seeing the girl that hosted the show.. I will love to slip her a ruffie ;) a 10 min worth spent, I'm sharing this with my friends :)

[TheMe3account]

this is the first destructoid show I saw so I don't know the old guy and for it's worth I think you did good for a terrified house cat... it's funny how I bump into this show, I was actually looking for youtube porn and it led me to this show and I don't know how this fall under the same categorie as porn but it gave me the same satisfaction after seeing the girl that hosted the show.. I will love to slip her a ruffie ;) a 10 min worth spent, sharing this with my friends

[RabbitBlade]

Skip to 3:30 for the start ... >.> common guys..

[19danflo]

it's not coffee it's malt liquor

[19danflo]

i stole one of these

[evanextreme]

im goning to send you guys some nintendo posters from 2009 I have laying around.

[mkoijbhuvgycft]

tera long vs jessica chobot mudpit =win

[eggs808]

i dont mind the new guy, at least we still have Tara. shes the only legit girl to ever talk about video games in front of a camera.

[ploxioths]

Monster hunter going to 3DS huh? So they have avoided updating the graphics yet again! DAMN YOU CAPCOM!

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@ploxioths did you see the graphics of mgs snake eater for the 3ds? they were like psp graphics. im pretty sure capcom can do a good job of making awesome graphics for the ds.

[ploxioths]

@XxTheResurrectionxX

Your missing my point. The game was originally for PS2 so the made everything for that and it was good. Then they made it for the PSP and used all the same graphics again. Then instead of making a PS3 game they made a wii one, avoiding making new graphics. And now its going to the 3DS where they can avoid changing the graphics yet again. At this point its insulting that they have pasted in new monsters and called it a new game so many times.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@ploxioths they actually made one for ps3 and i understand better.

[ploxioths]

@XxTheResurrectionxX

Did they? If they did whats it called. I'm pretty sure they didn't, they did make a PC one but that never came out here.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@ploxioths im not sure what its called but im not sure if it is in america yet. if it is then its probably somewhere in the playstation store. i think there is one for xbox 360 too

[ploxioths]

@XxTheResurrectionxX

I just checked and there is no PS3 one. Monster hunter frontier eventually went to xbox 360 but only in Japan. They still haven't updates the 7 year old engine for western audiences and the 3DS will be no different.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@ploxioths i guess the ps3 one was just a rumor.

[PacMan1096]

@XxTheResurrectionxX Actully the graphics on the 3DS are better than the Wii meaning they're better than the PSP as well.

[Bibbly53]

Holy shit it was the guy eating that thing that time, remember?

That's the guy. He said something.

Now he's a host.

. . . Ok.

[deityofanimee]

I'd stab /her/ with my penis.

[wowojo12q]

LOL this is messed up- i came to see tara's boobs in 3d

[woog757]

I respect you as a person too Tara :) <3 <--- that's a heart...just so you know And Max.....good day to you sir.

[NinjaAnonymous]

ROFL this guy said El Niño. That is hella old!

[Masasoul]

Fuck ya for Oolong Tea!

[leonpeeon]

Filthy things...

[justjayarrsteiner]

So remember when that iPhone was "lost" and found and it had LITERALLY the whole world buzzing about the phone. I think that was just a well thought out marketing scheme.

"stolen 3DS?" same thing.

[MrDakotaThunder]

Constructive criticism: Less banter, more direction, get to the news. Good show!

[SuperGamer87]

YouTube Channel "Nintendo3DS" was first to report the stolen 3DSes. Just thought I'd promote him here.

[TimTheThing1]

Strange Americans and their constant swearing on TV shows which little kids might actually be watching at the time. jeeeez. 

[SuperGamer87]

@TimTheThing1 Other countries are less stringent about nudity, so it all balances out. If you think WE'RE bad, go to Japan, where "shit" is allowed on shonen anime like Naruto.

[maxscoville]

@TimTheThing1 1. Not sure why swearing is an American thing. I'm told they do it in other countries too, even though we probably are the best at it.

2. This is the internet. If little kids are watching videos on here unsupervised, us saying the the fuck-word is probably the least of their worries. Hell, the comments on our videos are usually racier than what we do on our show. In any case, the show isn't aimed at children. It's aimed at adults who act like children.

Thanks for watching!

[Lavapotamus]

Welcome to the show Max. I have nothing against Holmes, but I enjoy your presence on camera/interaction with Tara more than what was shown last season on the Destructoid show. If Holmes pops up later on for a guest appearance, cool! But I think the show will be just fine with where it's going.

[DanzNewzMachinima]

Max... you did great... even knowing you have to sit in a chair because you are freakishly tall...

[weezcake]

I don't think people had this much problem with Max when he made an appearance the last two times.. Holmes isn't coming back no matter how much you whine so lets try to enjoy the show?

[DAOHBetrayal]

i thought he was gonna say, "this is a family place you whore" lol

[ShinFuYux]

Duhti ku-ment he'ah.

DIRTY.

[anonymousbl00dlust]

Max your voice is shrill.

[norby511]

yr pretty ... not just Tara lol

[lilmoefow]

yeah no i don like the new guy.....

[webbut]

Holmes was obnoxious and stupid in a way that you could do nothing but love him....He's perfect blend of stupidity and love of video games will be missed......wait he moved Boston? I thought he was dead!?

[martinaee]

@webbut LOL WTH?!?!?! Holmes was/is the shit. I would hang out with him and play games all day.

[princessyaoi185]

My New Year's resolution is 1920x1080.

[townsjim]

no chemistry to see here...

[flamingarse1]

WEINER STABING

[jamesdraycott123]

The new guy is awesome. I've just re-subscribed after getting bored with it last month.

[jamesdraycott123]

The new guy is awesome. I've just resubscribed after getting bored with it last month.

[vanhalen901]

This new guy is obnoxious. Bring holmes back

[Azureflame14]

Cool Monster Hunter will do much better on 3ds with the touch screen even more than tri

[cod5x]

Someones going to send him anthrax because he said to not too.

[jouruji]

She's sexy and cute 9:46

[instantnoodles00]

BRING BACK HOLMES!!!!!!!

[vixxito]

The fact that you aren't Holmes amuse my penis.

[sausageinthecity]

IF I COULD HAVE EVERYONES ATTENTION PLEASE: Max's nickname is "Bag Balm" due to when he was a child he had wicked eczema. Its primary use is for the utters of cows. If we could all start calling him that, he would truly love it.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

It's the official DTOID troll.

* Your first episode is a trial by fire Max. Let's hope you get through this.....

[knutaf0]

vastly prefer scoville to holmes. I may start watching this more...

[C0RR4D0]

good job Scoville!

also, large breasts

[bobrocks95]

So I see nobody seemed to comment on the fact that Max is sitting down. I find it both hilarious and necessary knowing his height of (quite literally) 9'5". The directors either actually understand their profession, or they of course did it for teh lulz.

[Daromies303]

can we see some leg from the sweet heart BATHING SUIT

[Actionjackson0107]

filthy things? mofo

[ualdayan]

Oh, and does it sound to anybody else like maxscoville was that kid shooting the cat with a NERF gun? (referring to maxscoville's post here a few posts down)

[beatmanick]

dirt filth and boobs

[ualdayan]

I think the new host did a good job, especially if he was nervous and this was one of his first times on the show.

BTW - Where is the show filmed? (since they mentioned Holmes moved back to Boston)

[babylonian]

@ualdayan The show is filmed in San Francisco. And I agree - Scoville totally killed it! He seems really funny and genuinely knowledgeable. I can't wait to see how he does from here.

[ShadovvStorm]

yes max, YES PUNish us more!!

[22222222george]

Thumbs up to replace Robot in the background with a pic of Holmes! And great job btw max! Still, it's too bad Holmes had to return to his family business of renovating people's houses.

[tino007vt]

tit

[predaking210]

monster hunter is the best game ever

[themizarkshow]

Max, that was the best opening you could have possibly done for the first episode. It had me cracking up, so congrats on that.

[fadecy]

Do want Sexy Holmes clips. Thumb up if you agreeeeeee

[Jon166]

WTB more "Speaking of..." jokes to become Max's new catchphrase.

[maxscoville]

Hey guys, thanks for all the comments, positive or otherwise. I know you all miss Holmes, but please give me a chance to find my groove. This was my first episode as a regular host, and I was nervous.

If Holmes is the beloved golden retriever who ran away, think of me as the terrified house cat mom brought home shortly afterward. I might not be quite as loveable, but please stop chasing me around the house and shooting me with that NERF gun.

[Kresisnomore]

@maxscoville you did well :3

[Janitillo]

@maxscoville I love cats so you're welcome in my home!...

[DarenHD]

@maxscoville AND IM GAY

[martinaee]

@maxscoville Hey... Scoville has something against cats!!!! Get him!!!! lol

[Hostile]

@maxscoville I don't understand. What's the point of having a cat if you can't shoot it with a NERF gun?

Off-topic: you do good hosting.

[roseofsilence]

@maxscoville I gotta say Max. I do miss Holmes but you've grown on me sir.

[evilkaz200]

@maxscoville dude you just game me the awesomest idea ever.

[JonnMcNally]

@maxscoville YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

[BoboCarsi]

@JonnMcNally Shut up troll, Max is great.

[InsanePickle007]

@maxscoville You're okay, you just have horrible opinions

[thickerthanair]

Max rules, Tara rules, Dtoid rules. John is missed, but Scoville is a funny MF.

[UncleBibby47]

If Jonathon Holmes is Dr. Jekyll, than Max Scoville is Mr. Hide.

[writheinpain]

I thoroughly enjoy Tara's potty mouth. <3

[vermillioneffect]

Great episode, great job Max!

[DavidClift]

Max Scoville, you sagely rock n' roll confection.  xoxoxo

[vojtaspl]

Oh the dirty things :>

[ForBidenAssassin]

taras amazing xd i miss homes and think this guys snobby and crap, but its his first so ill let him of

[ScribleWorks]

I like the max

[therealdarriusjames]

these ppl are not funny at all!!

[MangaNewb]

K the new guy is pretty funny.

[MangaNewb]

Oh and that is a SICK pink coffee cup =)

[MangaNewb]

HOLMES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

[abc123def456hahaha]

i think max is doing a good job, but show feels like it lacks coherence.

[METALMAN4Wii]

That Nintendo Factory Worker will be Fired and may even do some time for Theft......?

[AllEnglishEvie]

I like the new guy, give him a chnace!!!

The stab him with your weiner bit made me laugh like a crazy person.

[fugaysia]

homage to Pinocchio

[SonyFoLife]

i dont like max very much so far

maybe i'll get used to him

but for god sakes GIVE HOLMES A F*CKING D*MN SEGMENT!

[CaptainSpanjack]

Max Scoville is the bomb!

[anoyingfly]

Tara, I respect you as a person.

[Alexabix]

...but I still objectify your gorgeous body.

[NomadSea]

@anoyingfly I think you spelled "TITS OR GTFO" wrong.

[supermorenito]

You no how it ends, now how it begins. Remember Gears, Gears of War Ultimate

[supermorenito]

i still cant find ilomilo in the marketplace Dx

[musterdsandwich]

:( is holmes gone foreverz?

[RonB193]

My Lord you have long arms Max.

[Dantheburger]

I miss Holmes, but I think Max will be alright.

[paparapuu]

Welcome to the show Max Soulcrusher!

[slothXII]

who would give up awesome crap?

[PhysicalMetamorph]

She doesnt have a soul to crush.. shes ginger!

[weeman300]

Filthy Dirty Things!!!

[cyborgste]

dont like this new guy :s BRING BACK HOLMES!!!!

[Ubersuntzu]

Filthy, dirty things go here.

[ww3pl]

At least Max apologized that he's not Holmes, so we're happy.

I accept you Max. I really, really do.

[rawkista]

come on guys, give the new guy a break, its not like holmes was fired for this guy. holmes decided to leave on his own.

[kaggen123]

We need Holmes home pron videos sent to us , or else I´m going to whine, I want your babies maxx

[crashedtomek]

HOLMES :(

[UltraNerdsOfTheWorld]

Tara, I'd stab you with my penis ANY day!

(Oh god, did I really just say that?! That was horrible, I'm sorry XD)

[quicksilver1118]

this new guy is a prick

[aenimicvids]

Noooooooo I watch this show for HOLMES!!!!!!!!

[darkinertia2]

:( i have a feeling im gonna be watching this show much less cuz holmes is gone, even tho i watch mostly for tara anyway

[uglymages]

Still totally homo for holms. I miss him so so much!!!!

[Doom2Guy]

Ah crud, I loved having Holmes on the show

[Jtreglo1]

HOLMES!

[FXIX]

Damn it! Netflix is racist!

[abyssa]

BRING BACK HOLMES!!!

[DJBassEnergy]

soul crushing, i dont like it!

[tehblckdeth]

Use old cell phones like G4's Attack of the Show. Now that DirecTV doesn't carry G4 I am using DTOID for my Vidja Gaime news and I need a little familiraity.

[Zoekerthenoble]

I didn't just find out Holmes was leaving, and I'm not pooping myself over it. Max, I think you are doing swimmingly. Tara, I am a man. You seem like a nice lady, and I enjoy your on-screen presence. Have a nice day! :D

[Donatello97]

@Zoekerthenoble

woa what? Holmes left Destructoid? That guy seriously pumped out some incredibly detailed, entertaining and amazing reviews. Honestly, he made IGN's reviews look completely laughable, bare bones and utterly boring in comparison. He was the main reason why I went to Destructoid in the first place. What happened? Did he get a job at that annoying Nintendo Hating crap hole Dungeon 'IGN'? ;p

[ChurroEmiliano]

WAIT WHAT, WHERE THA FOCK IS HOLMES!???

AHHH *Explosion.



[Suyamu]

your cup looks like a flesh-light

[wyvernlord23]

My DSLite doesnt wonk anymore

Do you guys want it?

[martinaee]

This dude has some big holme-shoes to fill...

HE BETTER GROVEL

[WalleWildberrie]

is.. is holmes gone? .. forever?

[8bitbro]

9 9 9. That game is amazing. XD XD XD

[xXah]

MAX! Nice try Buddy.