CM Punk - Funniest Indy Moments

[Maxpower13]

he sounds different

[mjljr5891]

lol this is great!

[cstar75]

..where did he get that "Help Retarded Children" poncho thing? lololol

[TheTrayonExperience]

TNA = Total Nonstop Asshole

[OniDemon101]

2:40 Wayne and Garth?

[bero69]

Doing this shit in WWE from a safe distance with lots of security is one thing but in that shitty Arena it takes a lot of balls they could have killed him

[despair333]

keeping it real.

[uub12]

your WWE champion people!

[Alphonzo316]

@Chibangin007 Shut up faggot.

[Mattaveli89]

I love how the commentator marks out for Punk at 1:27 "AND HE WILL!"

[chibangin007]

this is what we want from cm punk!!! FUCK PG!

[chibangin007]

CM PUNK!!!

[jamoebaggins1992]

he looks like a young henry rollins haha

[ItalianBlackheart123]

lmao lol he threw a chair at her @ 7:40!

[ItalianBlackheart123]

Awesome..mic skills 0_0

[eurkzilla2]

Oh my God dude get in the fuckin ring LMAO

[dawnsarchitecht]

Hero used to be fat

[dillinger916]

Rob Schnieder has really fallen off

[Nyame1997]

...He hasn't changed much, has he?

[EvilDead159]

I wonder if he really hates them that much, or if he just does that cus thats his character

[TheBrandonLangston]

@EvilDead159 In the independents you were alowd to do anything to get heat from the audience, he didnt really hate them he just wanted to get heat because he was a heel and playing the bad guy. So yes it was for his character lol

[EvilDead159]

is that guy his manager? whose always with him? and yeah i love when people think they can beat up wrestlers

[BleakSilver]

@EvilDead159 "was" his manager. But yes.

[EvilDead159]

but i like icp :(, but i also like cm punk, also i dont call myself a juggalo. just sayin lol

[NZKingOfXtreme]

CM Punk vs Jerry Lynn? Fuck yea, id mark out at that match up

[SSinyaS1996]

DAAMMMMMMMMMMN...He really does say out what everyone else is thinking O_o

[ULTIMATENINGA385]

WOW SKINNY PUNK!

[jimboslice711]

what an asshole...i love him

[woowoowoo214]

@jimboslice711 like the commentator said at 7:58 cm punk total non stop asshole

[Donttouchme9]

Random Guy: fat chicks need love to

Cm Punk: not from me I aint gunna love no fat chick

Cm Punk is the best in the world and will always be

[BurcolDBZBT4Returns]

I love how in the first one there are little kids there, lol.

[blacklab27]

This is CM PUNK the movie! HAHA!

[bluefalcon1023]

Everbody knowns you swallow, lmfao. Good job punk lol.

[moediggity28]

LLP

Ladies Love Punk

[LethalSilence360]

CM Punk doesn't take shit from anybody 0.0

[An3piCGingy]

Pipe Bomb! love cm punk so much

[LogicalBrutality]

Gold.

[DemonratarianPatriot]

Epic beardman brought me here @ 1:23.

[JoeFoShow95]

i think i bursted my stomach from laughing at all of the burns he is just handing out like sliced bread...

[wwefan34ejr]

I love CM Punk!

[sparkplug405]

Punk is god.

[BleakSilver]

Am I the only one who thinks that he reminds a Prince of Persia main character a lot? Especially when he just entered WWE.

[bntafa]

@reymysterios9 and you call cena corny

[reymysterios9]

@bntafa Obvious troll, Punk is a god on the mic, good try though! ;)

[bntafa]

corny as hell

[reymysterios9]

HAHA! Some dumb fuck says that John Cena has better mic skills than CM Punk and The Rock. XD what a fucking idiot!

[LCPD9111]

@reymysterios9

he is an idiot.

[thefrit0bandit]

Total Nonstop Asshole

[Bkamlem]

@07:34 looks at Fat Hero

[RoSs3897]

i aspire to be like him one day!

[TheShepster80]

love the fact the guy that punk starts on @ 1:55 is about 15.

[Nyame1997]

To think that this is the guy who would become the man he is today-man, a lot can change in a decade.

[Spikester55]

so TNA stands for Total Non-Stop Asshole

[RatedTeenSuperstar]

Fans : Boo you suck.

Cm Punk : I suck but everyone in the lockerroom knows you swallow.

[puffykilled2pac]

Everything he's doing is classic old style pro-wrestling. Shame WWE has nearly all but killed it.

[PlatypusMunch]

@puffykilled2pac He's one of the top 3 stars of wwe. he has a ton of money to make a living now. he has full benefits and tons of perks. just cause he cant cuss fans out doesnt mean wwe killed him. lmao. even if wwe is was still 14A this wouldnt be allowed. so shut up. and p.s puffy didnt kill pac, pac killed pac. both sucked anyways. ;)

[SeanStrife]

@puffykilled2pac I'd say Punk is going to bring it back.

[fireheartis1]

One more thing man Chris Hero was freaking fat back then. he sure has gotten into shape, and don't get me wrong I'm pretty fat myself all I'm saying is it's awesome how much better shape he is in now. I guess it's time for me to get back into shape because my body looks like his back then lol.

[fireheartis1]

The sad thing is the little girl with the hockey mask had a Punk shirt on. I wonder if she was a CM Punk fan, because she looked all sad about what CM Punk said to her.

[HeavyseT330]

4:05 = The Truth

[newyy1]

The Attitude Era would be considered PG compared to CM Punk promos like this.

[newyy1]

2:32 That's a girl?

[TheMike2784]

tons of fun lmao punk cracks me up

[fevver42]

i would kill my children to see this in WWE

[KurtAngleRox]

@fevver42 Should have had an abortion?

[fevver42]

@PerfectDisasterDeGe CM = chick magnet

[livelifehipster]

Only if Punk was in the WWE when Attitude era was around haha.

[TheChiwawa]

can you provide subtitle? cause i having hard time hearing what punk

is saying in this video

[MrCMPUNKFAN12]

PIPEBOMB!

[WrestlingRookie101]

I'am not trying to be mean but Juggalos are a bunch of followers stand up and be your self do not fit in

[gowwe12]

Even if WWE wasn't PG anymore dosen't mean the superstars are gonna go out there sayin, "Fuck" and "Cunt" and stuff like that you morons.

[DilemmaSTS]

@gowwe12 he wouldnt have to sugar coat a lot of what he says tho

[reymysterios9]

@gowwe12 Either way, it is a hell of a lot better NOT PG.

[Alexgetsdowncrazy]

lol gotta love that punk

[S4NCT1FY]

@S4NCT1FY Top comment for a horrible joke.

[BleakSilver]

@S4NCT1FY Your comment is rather out of place.

[mondomedia123]

Juggalos rule, ICP is tha best!!!!

[gowwe12]

@mondomedia123 Your a fucking moron.

[Bassey13455]

"I'll fuck your face up"

*Punk gets out of ring*

"NOT RIGHT NOW, NOT RIGHT NOW!"

[Bassey13455]

B.A. STAR PUNK! B.A. STAR!

:L

[thebenajminxd]

Wow Chris hero has lost so much weight. cm punk always been a boss.

[Xkjgmcr522X]

I could listen to cm punk for hours xD

[ToLiveIsToDie1995]

Punk is a legend. End of discussion

[JoetheXtreme]

Announcer:Fat girls need love too. Punk:not from me. I aint given to love to fat girls..

[MrHorsSujet]

"Everybody thinks you swallow" damn i laughed my ass off after 10 seconds

[LoyalJules]

This is the best shit I have seen in my life. :D

[ArabianJesus]

My username is just awesome

[pp9o11]

help retarded children

[Macca1969]

CM Punk is the shit lol. Punk is the ultimate troll lol. Punk would own anyone....ANYONE on the mic.

[greenday3091]

And people think he's got "pipebombs" now? Heck, they should check this stuff out..

[AWEntertainmentTV]

@greenday3091 Pipebombs for PG. If WWE goes back to TV14 he'll be doing stuff like this again

[KiyanaDuhh]

"Fat girls need love too."

 "Not from me!" lmao

[SithLord908]

im mad he cant say this stuff in wwe

[broadwaywill]

Thank God his mic skills improved because all he did was use swear words to get reactions.....anyone can cuss and get a reaction

[reymysterios9]

@broadwaywill Not exactly, he speaks artistically, attacks people personally, AND uses swear words to top it all off. This is the formula for a perfect heel, he had so much heat that people wanted his head on a silver platter and security had to hold them back.

[ThePeteAwesome]

Total

Nonstop

Asshole

[Tarheelfan4lyfe97]

CM Punk hates Juggalos...hes my idol

[Rayla840]

CM Punk is too talented to have to use swear words on the mic. Just not diggin it.

[hitmancoolio]

Definitely paid his dues wrestling infront of less than 30 people.

[CaztheRellik92]

i agree with Punk Juggalos are the biggest group of losers

[sXeLodge]

"Oh you want to box??? Take your glasses off, I won't hit a man with glasses!"

[GuyLarb]

That dude is ANGRY!

[natedagr808]

cm punk sounds like he has little mans complex here

[reymysterios9]

Wait...nvm they were from IWA, my bad.

[dan25511]

no 4:56 lol at you have the most fucked up grill

[dan25511]

4:50

[reymysterios9]

Are the first clips from Ring of honor?

[BMeWBrian]

BEST.IN.THE.WORLD.

[SuperSouthpark1998]

Around 8:00 cm punk is TNA hahaha total nonstop asshole

[TheLeathalweapon14]

5:47 Nick Swardson?

[swedishmidget97]

best in the world :D

[mzbarbie23]

wow did he just say every one in the locker room knws you swallow lmao so funny

[RJ8812]

how funny would that have been if that guy clocked Punk and knocked him out? haha

[TheLeathalweapon14]

If wwe was uncensored,and Punk took up an hour of RAW's time cutting promo's...

...Punk would be a kid in a candy store

[HBKman1]

last moment was epic!!!

[MrDeadpool78]

Pipebomb!

[darkphoenix669]

my fav is when he tells off the wigger girl lol

[RedneckCountryGirl57]

wow, the one dislike is the four-eyed ignoramus

[420goonie]

this... almsot makes me wanna buy an IWA dvd. almost.

[chipsamy]

3:32 look at that fanboy with the red shirt imitating Punk...how revolting.

[marcsman229]

@chipsamy that's his manager

[PerfectDisasterDeGe]

He's so hot. 

[NIQUERKO]

Punk is a legend!

[NIQUERKO]

Cm Punk makes me want to chew gum more

[amandasamuelgleefan]

this guy is the most charismatic funny guy ever its about time wwe noticed finally

[them0sthappy]

That's my world champion!! C.m Punk

[DarkAK2]

7:41 wow chris hero was fat back then

[poffercake]

Lmfao he's a legend xD

[YummygummyLove1]

"I'm not gonna hit a man with glasses"o.o do it do it do it!

[samuelgwhyte]

CM punk the legend

[MrHEC381991]

"you could all be sitting on the mouth of hell an i wouldn't waste a squirt of piss to put you out" CMs got the best mic skills.

[brindamarie]

woo this makes him even more attractive ugh soo hott!

[WholeDamnDon]

This Guy is my Hero :)

[XoXRavenBlackXoX]

I would marry him lmfao XD

[chris69xxx]

cm punk legend the attitude on him is awesome

[wwesuperstar46]

AND HE WILL

[SoUthTeXasHoUsToN1]

LMAO! If thos people wernt there to protect cm punk from them females cm punk would of gotten his ass whooped!

[SoUthTeXasHoUsToN1]

i was surprized when i saw jerry lynn but cm punk disrespected him jerry would of whooped his ass...

[BikiniDeathSquad]

juggalo losers getting owned

[retrospects]

haha Chris Hero defending @7:45 and A debuting Matt Cross aka MadDogg 20.

[gamemaster188]

what years did he do all of this

[KidPhenomenal1]

@gamemaster188 2000 - 2002

[Squirrelloverfan3]

All I know is If I ever become a wrestler I am definenlty acting like CM Punk

[reymysterios9]

@Squirrelloverfan3 Same.

[reymysterios9]

@Squirrelloverfan3 These cookie cutter goody-two-shoe babyface superman acts like John Cena are fucking lame. CM Punk, the antihero, the asshole, is the way to be!

[ItzDSD]

cheaaaaap heaaaat....Punk is way better now.

[TheAngryWalrus35]

AND YOU HAVE A VAGINA!!! YEAH, NICE FAUXHAWK, YOU HOMO!!! XD

[TBrocks13]

LMFAO @ Help retarded children. Punk is a genius in what he does! :)

[WatchMeShrink130]

This just makes me love him more.

[DoomsdayMimeshit]

I love this man

[JMchryz25JM]

red hair....cm punk?

[NXNaraku]

" It's pride, and cracka jacka what's crackin lackin? it's good to be backin in, in the sackin...or something else " XD

[KHaskins23]

Lol that's our WWE Champ. You're the man Punk

[LostRealist86]

CM Punk has such damn good mic skills. And not only that but he is just one of the best all around performers.

[Koshceck1]

You didn't make this, it's been uploaded before. Search " CM Punk: People Person "

[KidPhenomenal1]

@Koshceck1 I know, I just re-uploaded this because it was that damn funny

[Silentrzk]

Juggalos,

"The biggest group of losers ever assembled on planet earth!"

- CM Punk

This man should be President.

[KidPhenomenal1]

If only the WWE signed Punk during the Attitude Era...........

[Nertrender]

@KidPhenomenal1 do you really want all the goods in one place? we need punk in wwe here and now. and we need him with this background in the indy scene.

[KidPhenomenal1]

@Nertrender I agree, CM Punk is a mystery.

[MrHBNTG]

@KidPhenomenal1 he would have been fired...[no doubt]

[C0NTR4l34ND]

@KidPhenomenal1 then he would have been green..........

[MrNauran]

"You could all be standing at the mouth of Hell, and I wouldn't waste a squirt 'a piss to put you all out if you were on fire."

[MrNauran]

Children in the crowd... CM Punk for the win!