WHITE IPHONE 4!

[coolhere45]

What if when he said that the person who one the shirt in the middle and the captions said "Toby Rambling" :) oh Toby....

[BeachEmm77]

"That's a bad idea...ever."

[RosieMe5]

@PAVITIOd12 He said "wind god", who's name is Aolis/Oalis/SomethingIForgotHo­wToSpell... But yeah...

[stealthassasin117]

Got it like a boss!

[ViperScareCrow]

i did end up getting the white iphone 4 and it was good until it went threw the was :(

[Shaunnahatesyou]

Am I the only one that turned captions on as soon as he said that and rewatched the video? xD

1:26

Translation: "cops killing a cat it's trapped in their perpetually sap but it is actually..."

Oh dear... lol

[adalt007]

Toby, when you're talking about the annotation of who won the shirt, Google Translate thinks you say, "heritage diseases energy and about a little for the very appropriate" LOL >D

[PAVITIOd12]

The god of war is called aries, according to my videogame knowledge ;)

[mjgonzalez11]

The gods name is Aries

[imawesome685]

"dinnerware had a ritzy surf likeable scout about what happened for" ha

[loi22]

I put on the subtitles and at 1:01 it said 'everything as her so funny solves nobody's became a minister sheesh bitterly soup subtitles'

[laurenht]

I turned the captions on at the beginning of the video but they never actually turned on...

[BigNick071]

It would be funny if the captions said: "shut up, toby."  at 1:27

[Wegzo]

damn dawg your pure awesomeness

[uomo84]

Random speech

[uomo84]

This guy is metal... His speech is so mental

[Staamper]

i happened to pause it here 0:33

[gwendolynnnn1]

euw may godd, what're you talking about sweety?

[Zuzuska6467]

Lol I wrote this comment with a white iPhone 4 :D

[AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE]

0:42 turn captions on

[Tobiasoaz]

Haha i actually DID turn on the captions and translated them to my own language... I've never laughed so hard before 

[myb3ll3]

still dont know if I should get white or black tomorrow!

[CartyProductions]

watch this with captions. it almost never gets it right. its great

[UchihaItachi8000]

0:33 with captions:

"that big goddess actually got to get me got got materials purse i don't know why"

The captions are bad at they're jobs...

[lifehatesmee]

im gonna get the white iphone 4

[ateevchandna11]

1:43 Captions:Hotpot Mike I'm walking uphill thats a bad idea paper

[ThePvtPeaceful]

Omg what are his wheel shoes?! If someone knows please tell me!

[TheMerkedya]

everyone should watch with the captions, funny as anything!!hahaha

[TheEpikPwner]

Seriously Bad Comments.....When Toby said "Tweet Tweet" LOL The Captions said

"three three"

[CHAOTICVIDEOZ]

Toby! U should make phone cases of DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!!!!!

[MrL3M0NS]

Are there actually red iPhones?

[imahqtee76]

I would rather get a black/red/white like how you suggested...cos I'm cool like you Toby :)

[realportz]

Ending captions: "thanks watch it universities or stated about what you have read into it buddha cities are tainted the bottom of the beginning of those wind but don't make any factories diseases edited and about a little whether they approve"

[realportz]

CC: "Intel darkness than redness than why you had to give you added some redness you deserve." LOL

[bored101202]

Captions try to do their job

Toby "darkness then redness then whiteness"

Captions "darden's unregistered like this"

[kino5831]

@bored101202 "Intel darkness than redness than why you had to give you some redness you deserve

[majorgeorgeb792]

Apple is racist

[sethboy66]

@majorgeorgeb792 your racist. 1. your text is black therefore you love black people and hate all white people. done

[majorgeorgeb792]

@sethboy66 Nothig is done unless the fat lady sings! 1. I was saying that Apple was being racist, not anyone else. 2. Im saying that because Apple released the iPad 2 in white FIRST. And then they go on to release the white iPhone 4 LAST. Geeez

[cam232425]

I love the captions. Hilarious. Oh my god is hotpot mike.

[Retal19]

Birds go 'Three So', not Tweet Toby. Well, at least the Captions say so.

[Mematman15]

Apple has turned racist as of Spring 2011. All the other white iPhones were mixed (white on back, black on front).

[rocko316gtr]

turn on captions from 3.45

[aber1998]

Ur gay

[Demoniiiic]

@aber1998 Lots of people are gay.

[ratchet0800]

i clicked twice when you said but ur face got big and scared me

[MrIonization]

they're holding out for android phones. the white iphone can wait some more. and become a colorful galaxy or htc or speciality smartphone you don't usually see

[zorganith]

captions. LOL

[LeKevin01]

hold down 0-8 to get funny things and 9 to hear toby saying turd

[DominikGP]

LOL 5:05

Toby: Baba dobadobadobadoo, subscribe outro of darkness then redness then whiteness

Anotations: but it was upside about probability a student redness their name whiteness

[ShaneWiley98]

at 4:31 lol "The winner of yesterday's t-shirt is annotated at the bottom middle of the video-blah" whatever he said

got turned into "Buddha Cities are tainted the bottom of the beginning those wind but dont make any sense"

[ShaneWiley98]

Lol thank you for making me turn on the captions Toby, it made your speech even harder to understand

[Partypink262]

Toby, you have a dangerous obsession with things in the sky!

[bloodiestspitz]

Wow when you said tweet it showed up threesome then three so...

[bloodiestspitz]

Lolz pause it at 1:35 ...

[RTX94]

1:20 "The Diplomats played a lot." Oh, those Diplomats, what can we do.

[jay1998ers]

do you sell tobuscus t shirts in the philippines?

coz i ive there and i can't find it!

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[jay1998ers]

best!

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[ILeikToDanceWifPantz]

So I turned on the captions for the first time....and died laughing <3

[Mezzanotte619]

This Changes Everything. Again. Again.

[AMadToon]

LMFAO reading the captioning is funny as hell while watching this

[ClubAceofSpades]

wow i actually sneezed during your video and you just blessed me. thanks

[thediscoduckjam]

2:34 club hotel. loloololollol

[Katekwlya]

no

[monkeymanisons]

... so the white iphone 4, so there this big thing about it, and the onl diffrence is the case... i dont get it?

[GreatFuckingBeast]

At the end the CC said "buddha cities are tainted the bottom of the beginning of those wind but don't make any sense."

[20victoriawood20]

swap YOU found in youtube to MYPRIZE and then hit enter

[uenragedbro]

@20victoriawood20 I don't like minecraft.

[TotallyObsessed98]

LMAO "It's been doing that since i've turned you on... speaking of which there's a video where i'm shirtless" AMAZING. 2:56 - 3:10

[roronoaSkenady]

areola really toby really

[jacebeleranjklol]

ZOMG!!! he has heelies.

[Thisismyusername1010]

Does anyone else always answer when Toby asks the audience questions? Yes, I am Batman. And so are they.

[MoronGamer]

If i dont get my daily redness i make myself bleed :P

[funkymonker3]

@MoronGamer you should get that checked out......

[TatsuoRyoji]

"There was no wind until I turned you on!" Lmao. It's a little breezy down under then, no?

[omgxd4]

BONKERS



[80N3Zman]

I just ordered some Heelys.

[LuckyasLint]

I just got some heelys haha

[BlurredWolf]

"...so being nice to the captions tamika"

oh lol

[DeanoCrowther]

Toby...thats a hedge...not a brick wall...

[Senivae]

Hahaaa. You sounded gaayyy. XD

[simpott]

4:35 to see the mini transformer on the roof behind.

NOW GIMME A SHIRT!?

[MisterNinyos]

Toby sings outro.

CC thinks he says: 'but it was upside about probability a student redness their name whiteness'

[natlat2010]

what's the video called where you can click his groin :D ?

[Nororious2012]

Only if you pay ;)

[tkimful]

i live in vegas toby I;ll let ur parets stay with me if i can meet u

[Number1Techguru]

You realise that apple is a part if the new world order right?Oh you didn't well let me educate you.All of your personal location information is recorded in the new OS this includes wifi networks you have connected too,where you have been through cell towers and at what times.Also your phones ID.Once you sync your phone to itunes all the info is downloaded to itunes.So if you want to be a NEW WORLD ORDER SLAVE,keep buying that apple crap and give them more control.

[701strawberry701]

raceist! they had silver iphones and now they have white ones?! I don't see the reason for that except that they wanted white and silver people to have iphones. what about black and tan people?? too bad i guess.

[WhatsernameRQ]

I am The Batman

[sethboy66]

@WhatsernameRQ "don't have a bat man" - bart simpson XD

[laurenht]

@WhatsernameRQ No, I am the batman

[gamersinstyle]

@laurenht actually i am the Batman

[brandonjamres]

WOW the captions are terrible

[Acrossing12]

i havnt been holding off on an iphone for a white one, ive been holding off cuz i dont have money.

[ursuchagoober]

i love your face.

[TLRVlogs]

What to do that comeback

Club hotel

How im going to be it.

[jackscott91]

lolol hotpot mike

[WyvernKrest]

If the white iPhone and the black iPhone mated and had hybrid babies, I'd buy that.

[SniperSnake28]

darden's unregistered like this is CC for darkness the whiteness then redness :S

[StarfishMaddii]

I love your shoes!! :)

[bluemoonicecream22]

1:45 CC says "hotpot Mike" um..... Toby! Do you have something to tell us?!

[ChipwizarD]

Damn you Toby I so rarely use captions for funzies now that u forced me (What's that Toby. No. I got lawyers on my side, you totally did force me.) my eyes hurt so bad... 360pness, solness and captioness don't blend together.

[knives4cash]

some call me vanilla, others call me a cracker. I got a really hot girlfriend, so it don't really matter. Everyone stares, but it aint no bother. And that's why I'm such a kick-ass vlogger!

[damatick]

are you banging ijustine?

[mrincredible26]

2:56 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[danmanNINJA]

@Kezar0001 Ohh, hahaha, yes now I get what you mean. I thought you had your illegal narcotics confused.

[HowToGamerz]

The white iPhone for is out for your soul

[ninjaindy]

0:45 throwing natural parents Lmfao! xD

[MsObbsesion]

my friends has had her white iphone for about 3 months now...

[MsObbsesion]

you said i don't know but the captions said club hotel... percarious

[joebobdot44]

lol 1:20 birds cuts jennica, oh CC

[CircleSymphony]

Toby, do you have ADD?

[MyVeryGoodChannel]

Dos anybody ever win these t-shirts??

[NerdyHomosapian]

I'm back Toby!!! Missed you!

[aliceh260]

hotpot mike im walking uphill thats a bad idea paper.. wtf cc?

[austinroks32]

yea so it looks like everyone turned on cc for this video bcuz he sed so lol and i think tht is awsome

[ovifan8]

CC on at 0:39: "For cocktail beyond dot on its throwing natural parents"

[612curtis]

WoW CC Is so retarded and it funny because its Toby xD

[LBPKGamingTeam]

On it's funny because when he says 'it will be really expensive and complicated' translate says 'so they really expensive uncomplicated' CC you failure.

[stuwhit08]

"I'm impressed thats amazing" I'm impressesd CC you got it right!

[TheJausa]

today was the first time I sneezed during your lazy vlog! I feel cool.

[paulkn6]

poor (CC) guy..or girl lol

[TheOrangeMickey]

(CC) 0:28 Yes Toby is a product of win.

[IpadAppsReviewer]

Awesome videos

[Xtri0s]

This guy sucks, does the same thing video after video, darkness, redness, tired of this crap,

[xXFilipinoyXx]

your "bless your face" this lazyvlog sounded less... epic.

[kingbitbit2]

click the cc button then click transcribe audio :L

[FactnFict]

"the winner of yesterdays t-shirts annotated at the bottom of the screen- Even if there was wind, that still wouldn't make any sense." [in cc] Buddah cities are tainted the bottom of the beginning of those wind but don't make any sense.

[BooshyFTW]

cocain 

[danmanNINJA]

@Kezar0001 How? That's like the opposite effect, if anything it'd be Cocaine.

[mishkalover102]

tits or gtfo

[TheShadowSplicer]

2:35 the captions... "I'm an idiot" = 'how i'm going to be it'

[JonasBlvd]

An iPhone of darkness, then redness, then whitness would be called the iToby <3

[KamikazeDinosaur]

:D

[TheBrokenBeauty]

Shirtless Toby, groin talking, areolas, and turning the audience on? Interesting Toby :P

[blazuifyable]

You have an amazing ability to hold your camera steady. The part where you rolled downwards and stopped was awesome

[lercool1234]

Why are you talking to ur camera?

[SwiftFantom]

Turn on transcribe audio lol and read it as he speaks its fucking funny xD

[MontageOTD]

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[susanwilson13]

Your too obsessed with videoing.

[mrnineteenninetyfive]

umm dude thats not a brick wall... its a hedge :P

[TheWorldofnoob]

Ok im kinda sick of his misleading titles and always being on the front page.

[ViciousGarbageTruck]

I like the black one's better

[UAinGotGameSon]

i thought 4 LOL! 1:57

[Joshuawardisme]

'Intro of whiteness then blueness then whiteness, but no redness' (in CC) = 'White kids in mildred net spending cuts'

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[AngryBalls111]

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[Hannamakesvideos]

My friend saw a pic of toby holding the poster of darkness redness then whiteness and shes like "aww man hes ripped haha " im like WELL OF COURSE HE’S RIPPED.. HE CARRIES A WHOLE AUDIENCE AROUND ONCE A DAY-NESS *for an undetermined amount of time which will be not edited and will end whenever he wants with the power of his boop-ness

[HolyCannolli]

thumbs up if you turned on the captions after he talked about them

[corrinepwn]

press the magical CC with darkness then redness then brightness

[Zakota101]

Hey Toby.....you should design a case for the iPhone and iPhone 4 of Darkness,Redness and Whiteness....like your posters ( LIGHTBULB!!) we'll talk about my Share of the sales later....XD

[ddgg00]

ive been holing back from buying an iphone because i ont have the money...

[GhostOfAnubis32]

make an i pod cover that has darkness then redness then whiteness

[GhostOfAnubis32]

im also 12!!!!!

[VvConorvV]

the captions said that toby said this: "hotpot mike im walking uphill thats bad idea paper"...

[phodem12pm]

so wtf is this all about?

[LolFlowable]

125 people bought the iphone 4 black yesterday

[Zujoicus]

For Cocktail Beyond!

[mab1977420]

Shut the fuck up already. You're not funny or clever...please jump head first into a woodchipper. Thx

[mandonmart]

@mab1977420 couldnt have said it better myself

[lennonstube]

three so ... three so ^_^

im a bird well a CC bird

[thatbrownstud]

this is retarded

[theCAG11]

rich