Mass Effect 2: Great Moments Part 1

[ExtremeEn3rgy]

kony 2012

[cleba76]

best moment=hugging tali

[Darkassassin921]

i have played this game over 8 times but havent seen the part 4:24 if anyone tells me thanks!

[Vicks007kid]

*pushes through windo*

"How bout goodbye"

CC: How about go fly

LOL

[Aizec300]

We dont have time to this = We dont have to eat

LOLWUT?

[MushroomWind]

"You'll die for that, bitch" translates as "Bill Gates" What is up with these subtitles? Seriously!

[MushroomWind]

"There was candy after the crash" Indeed.

[TuomasTheStarkiller]

2:10 Time to eat

[CommanderMattShepard]

before watching this video: PLEASE DONT PUT ELNORA THE ECLIPSE MERC IN IT THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PART THAT MADE ME CRINGE

[HelioDanto91]

To Kelly:

-...Very well. SOMETHING ELSE?-.

[JamesBondHero]

"I'm the sterilized health and safety we've had reports of varmint around here." Bumped my head of my desk with laughter!

[JamesBondHero]

"we don't have time for this" = We don't have to eat. Wow...captions always make me fall off my chair!

[kraftyNiNja]

Sheperd:I hardly felt a thing

CC:I felt that

XD

[diego10k]

"You'll die for that bitch" = "Bill Gates"

lol?

[jobd123]

when he tells conrad "this is not acceptable"

google captions disagree

[awesomeJoz]

"Servers regulations are cute"

[liroyals7]

my son is out there.... in the dark!

[avendanopaciorek]

This is not acceptable // CC :- This is acceptable

[Opdeit]

this is not bad idea to make videos like this but this "tops" are very subjective

[rhymenoceros3303]

How does Scientist Salarian = Student Somalian in the captions X D

Seriously do they have 5 year old righting this crap

[alsk8ter123]

@rhymenoceros3303 you forgot the part about the Hungarians lol

[icewolves007]

EDI: "In addition, killing the thresher maw has produced several breeding requests for Grunt........And one for Shepard."

Grunt: "HA!"

[Floymin]

EDI's joke at Joker is only 2nd to Mordin's musical.

[JaosalS]

google just doesn't stop adding captions to this video. just uploaded their latest take on this video.

[StanleyCarpel]

6:06 Kitty LLLMFFFAAAAOO

[superfly1820]

Dragon Age 2 is better than Mass Effect 2.........that is a joke.

[limesurferTV]

where do u get that scena at 1.00 when u shoot him in the leg?

[MendrakeD]

"the answer was looking for an abortion picture of me, but she was alright"

love captions

[totallyoriginalbro]

The subtitles seem to be philosophical at times... Hm.

[bobsickle2]

When Miranda threw the Asari across the room I remember thinking "Gee thanks bitch, now i have to some bullshit waist high cover gunfighting to get to her again. WELL DONE (!)"

[Udobueble]

AHH! MY FOOT! = Hi there. ..... :DDD

[BearFang666]

Please God, make Conrad the squad member in ME3 that gets a shitty death, like Jenkins.

[OliviaNooblets]

Couldn't make yourself disappear = Midgets disappear

Made me life

[imgordonfreeman]

5:07 gee was she spying on everyone?

[MegaWonga]

I've got nothing more to say to you

Translation

a abortion ... WTF?!

[RoninKensei]

So much win with the translater:

1:06 Why, hello!

3:57

5:01 You know what they say, death and taxes...even in deep space, apparently.

7:11 Now that's just not nice.

7:28 Statesman-like results and accidental detectives? Sounds interesting.

7:59 Yep, they're still around after hundreds of years. Apparently.

8:10 Why, hello! ...again!

[willie7657614]

"My Jacob?"

Translation: Marketable

[becky45328]

Garrus: Couldn't make yourself disappear, huh?

Translation: Midgets disappear.

What? O_o

[Freakingwork]

2:46 , everything servers has done for you fail -_-

[sagat43]

5:55 even in the future, black guys abandon their kids in the future

[COUSTOMstubbykiller]

the transcribtion when you push the guy out the window it says an abortion lol!

[KingGalby]

1:18 WRONG JOKER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GARRUS' CALIBRATIONS

[videogamemaniac001]

The last clip was completely random! XD

[corsair47]

the subtitle at 3:25 fit in a strange way " levels of life" because he falls off a building. y'know...

[TheBastard97]

At 6:37 when Shepard is hugging Tali everything seems well. What we don't see however is his rapefaec behind his helmet

[DPROSpeed]

lol "You have unread messages" Google : "You Have Hundred messages" !

[jesballboy]

Mouse: Thane help me

Thane: Help me mouse.

(translates to: help me in the house)

[MrWattu]

HOW YOU LIKE THAT traslates to Dennis

[Xellmetal]

hahahah the subtitles xD

[Whips2Kicks]

According to ME2; Tali see's her dead father and rushes towards him grief filled end shocked.

According to Google Translator; Tali see's her father, ignores his dead body, and picks up the innocent kitty on the ship with glee!

[griefmaker88]

What made me laugh was when there where a bunch of breeding requests and one was for shepard. Grunt went "ha!!"

[UCanCallMeJesus1]

come on lets get outta here! = estrogen

a joke = bonjour

bitches = Dennis

say to you = abortion

WTF!?!? oh this really made my day XD

[KRISIS1451]

whoa whoa whoa whoa. How do you get that miranda moment quitting Cerberus?

[JaosalS]

@KRISIS1451 Choose to blow up the Collector base

[131iTZ]

@KRISIS1451 just have miranda in your party at the final mission

[RylicSoulace]

Dennis

[Hogaboga101]

scary... Obama is one of mordins experiments! o.O

[TillDeathAndBack]

Lol when edi says 'that was a joke' the transcribed audio says 'it's not nice'

[thatfallout3guy]

I hardly felt a thing is translated as, I really felt that.

[TFerra]

Did they design father Taylor after Wyatt Cenac?

[Wh1tesammy]

my jacob =/= my teeth

father =/= good night

dammit =/= bobbie <-- good reference though

haha who did the subtitles???

[JaosalS]

@Wh1tesammy Google

[rhymenoceros3303]

@Wh1tesammy Somehow I got

my Jacob= my Jason

father = brother

dammit = bitch

[JaosalS]

@rhymenoceros3303 Google changes the subtitles to the vid every so often.

[Wh1tesammy]

my jacob =/= my teeth

father =/= good night

haha who did the subtitles???

[gameboyoutoob]

The best is Kelly. Haha.

"Is there anything I should know?"

"blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Its just funny because it's not even suppose to be a joke. Lol

[Throsor]

'AHHH, MY FOOOT! YOU SHOT MY FOOOOT!'

Translates to:

'well'

[MegaWonga]

@Throsor mie was translated to; "hi there"

[OmglolNarutorules]

MONKEH PUNCH

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

words and dialogue was off in case nobody told you if its something theyre complaining about constantly...then sry..

[kisskisslovya]

Who was that old guy when you hit the salarian?

[JaosalS]

@kisskisslovya Zaeed Massani from one of the free dlc for ME2