Chris Berman Crazy Rant

[SirMac27]

He's become my ALL TIME FAVORITE Sportscaster!

[mbyrne2412]

"You got 2 FUCKING hours to move around. Wait 10 minutes!"

[InfinityPrimo]

"F#CK IT!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!"

[tornApart521]

I am a Berman and I approve this message.

[JamesGod08]

Uh-duh-duh-duh like this in the background, what the FAKK is wrong with you? What don't you fakken understand?!

[DRIZx965]

Lol

[slapmesilly99]

I wanna see the actual broadcast of this episode

[poshko41]

ESPN should make a commercial out of this.

[CouchPotatoLife]

This is the nicest freak out I have ever seen

[MMAmachinhead92]

Why does ESPN hire the most annoying, ungraceful douches around? Honestly if I see Colin Coward walking in the street I 'd probably slash his tires. Smug retard with a job.

[tcsdef]

why are you bible thumpers getting so angry??

fuckin fags

[TheBfanboy]

You are kidding, right? Has no one seen Bill O' Riley doing exactly what he did? He was joking.

[Reimskyllet9232]

I thought he was Jewish... :/

[PakezSystematicWrath]

I wonder what the word of that day was..

[FatCop80]

ESPN would be so much better without Chris Berman!

[BlackshirtDefense1]

thumbs up if you like berman better after watching this

[baldbadboyz]

What an asshole , he has the best Job in the world . Let this prick have to really work for a living. Most of us would be fire for this shit. Asswipe.

[Arcaneshadows]

Someone give the baby his bottle.

[OMFGBeholdMyAwesomez]

Totally out of line. Who the hell gets mad at work?

[7477238]

@OMFGBeholdMyAwesomez Right because it's all flowers and roses at work. Yeah he's out of line, you're right about that, but your comment is out of line too. People get mad at work, that's sometimes the reality. I worked at a car service shop for a summer co op term, another kid my age went in there with the most smug attitude ever and the old timers dealt with him for being disrespectful. They got mad, it happens.

[GoBucks901]

Gets me weak. 

[oilpats17]

"I actually can't believe what I just saw." lmao

[Dahrun80]

Was that a beer he drank? lol

[4thwardmexican]

did he know he was on tv, did he apologize after this happen? im surprise he didnt get fired did he at least get suspended or fined for this?? i never seen this before!

[MWolverine9]

he is a douchebag

[nh8060]

he should change his name to Chris Bale



[kolasom]

Fucking prima donna prick! Hey, dickhead! Maybe, just maybe, those 7 people had jobs to do as well and had to MOVE in order to do their jobs, ya fuck ya!! Swami my ass.

[MrMonkayy13]

Jesus!

[TheTitansfan111]

hahaha it's funny because he's fat

[Aplus7X]

he must like the word "jesus"

[brian5drake2]

.. wait, a little frustrated. Let me quote him quick.. actually, one more time right here 1:14 ... or right here 0:28

[CJammin14]

I'll let it slide.  Berman actually knows what he is talking about when it comes to sports and is one of the most respectable people at ESPN in my opinion. One explosion in 30 years.

[brettd109]

Wow side of chris berman i thougjt id never see smh.... Cmon maaaaaaaannnnn

[jbrown1169]

It's hard to tell whether or not he is over-reacting without seeing what he saw. I've never been on TV, but I can imagine if I'm doing a bit, trying to do my thing, and in front of me there are people milling around (apparently one walked in front of/under the camera) it would be very distracting. Especially if it's as he said and they all the sudden started doing it RIGHT then. I can't really talk smack, I've had worse outbursts than that in my life.

[WindsailProductions]

on coke for sure.lol

[momaley1]

I actually can't believe what I just saw.

[thesmallJC]

i have no idea who this is

[SimpLEthaL]

I saw this a while ago, but it still makes me laugh. You people need to calm down. Yes, he is a diva, but he is a reason those people have a job. ESPN would be much worse off without Berman.

[SweetestMalefacia]

English major from Brown, and all he can come with is "Jesus fucking christ", WOW!!

[brady2welker4six]

@SweetestMalefacia actually, he got his major in history at Brown.

[SweetestMalefacia]

@brady2welker4six lol, Well he apparently remember the "Biblical Era"....

[BearsDkills]

FAT BALD PIECE OF SHIT. FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I will throw a party pack my house the day this fat annoying fuck dies. fucking fat bastard.

[ubermensch826]

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

[wegaltroll]

He's made cuz of the arrow in his knee

[the3mamer]

Haha funny shit I always knew he had a anger problem

[Leatherette]

Fair call... sometimes people need to be called on their incompetence.

[GiggityGooo0]

cocaine is a hella of a drug!

[dablacksquad]

i love chris berman he makes espn so not boring

[johnysac420]

Berman your a closet fag. Eagles and chargers sucks

[Emtfirefighter4life1]

I am confused, why waas he so mad?? Someone please tell me.

[55tspence]

im dying to know what those guys did

[FunkyPuck1664]

:17 "And you guys though I was a pain in the ass" hahahahaha

[miller49dc]

we need to use the studio for fifteen FUCKIN minutes

[miller49dc]

lmfao ... i gained so much respect for him cuz i laughed at this single vid probably 50 times over the 11 yr period haha ... chris berman lmfao ...

[crazystrongtower]

what a dick, wonder if that was beer he pulled from under the table. 

[tcrack13]

chris Berman just became my hero.

[onblock7]

What a fat ass baby! I have heard several things about him but this one here is just more proof. Go cry you egomaniatic fat bastard.

[TheBenabbott]

THE SWAMI SAYS!!



[aborderjumper69]

I love chris berman.. if i never made it in the pro's i always wanted to be an analyst for ESPN i looked up to chris.. ive lost a lot of respect..

[miller49dc]

@aborderjumper69 ..hey fuckface... we're all human ... so don't act like ur all professional with ur name having the number 69 after it .... fuckin fag

[aborderjumper69]

@miller49dc Dang kid.. chill

[topfuel1429]

He might be a dick behind the scenes, but he's good at what he does. Obviously, ESPN and the viewing public think so. Otherwise, he wouldn't still be there.

Hey, Boom, the camera's still rolling. Take a time out. You...could...go...all...the..­.way.

[gmskking]

Also, if u were one of the people offended by Chris Berman. You are also probably the type of person that would walk around and duck under the camera while someone is on the air. lol!

[gmskking]

HAHA I love Chris Berman now.

[HooBahh5692]

WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!

[harliette]

He & Costas get along?

[joeyheadset]

To be fair, Chris Berman must be allowed to concentrate. Specifically, to concentrate on spewing the same tired catchphrases and clichés he's been cashing in on for (literally) decades. Live TV is technically demanding, requiring a number of producers and technicians to make it happen smoothly... but when Lord Berman is on the set, everyone must hold their breath and remain silent at all times. Lord Berman may not be disturbed... lest his GENIUS be interrupted.

[ShareTheMike]

Is Jesus the producer ?

[JacuzziBooty]

What a whiny little douchebag!! HILARIOUS !!

[FDM987]

My god I just lost my shit watching this video!! Hahahaha

[laughthis138]

LOL he remind of all the sargent at Basic "WHY THE IS EVERYONE MOVing STAND AT FUCKING ATTENTION"

[doctorweston05]

@hankaaron1961 no he isn't. He's talking about the people walking behind the camera guy

[Rodney780]

Haha... I could have never imagine Chris Berman dropping the f word. lol

[ants41]

I didn't know Chris was a religious man:

0:02

0:08

0:15

0:22

0:31

0:38

1:08

[MrJoeBarbour]

@ants41 He's an unorthodox Jew

[iR3FleXi]

Chris Berman made 33 accounts just to dislike this video.

[zaper612]

@iR3FleXi that's right!

[chrishaimbaugh]

@iR3FleXi 34 bitch

[youngTaharka]

this was great

[pudge0989]

Fred Flintstone lost his mind!!!

[hankaaron1961]

What's weird is that he's talking about the TV audience.

[orion1954]

He's Jewish. JESUS!

[distresing]

Chris Berman is ESPN's Dad!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest to jeebus, he sounds like me.

[07nygiantsfan]

You've got two FUCKING hours to move around wait ten minutes!!! LMFAO what's he so pissed about. I love Chris Berman but Jesus Christ!

[cptmrgn318]

What a tool bag. 

[matzthebomb]

Whatever's in that can, he needs less of it

[drk332]

I like the part when he says JESUS!

[UNDERGROUND2000]

I have to admit there was a time when I liked this guy but damn is he irritating ...and he takes smug to a whole new dimension..does anyone notice how his voice goes up and down like he's gargling when he talks ...comes off as an a-hole is this clip..

[jinkoe]

Facebook Group: Chris Berman is a douche and should retire

[motorkola2]

"ducking under the cam... what the fuck do they think im doing" lmao

[20carrocks]

The RAAAAAIIIDAAAAZZZZ!

[thes1KK]

this is hilarious, i love chris berman

[Reyrocksall]

What a jackass. You're a professional. Ignore it you ton of lard.

[TheCoog97]

Berman on the toilet at ESPN Headquarters: "When I'm on the toilet and I'm trying to take a...goddammit!!! Can't everybody stop for 10 minutes. I'm trying to concentrate and take a shit and people are moving around!!! Jesus!!! They have all day to fucking move around!!! Jesus!!!! Is it too much to ask to stand fucking still why I'm taking a shit!!! Jesus!!! It's so rude, It's so fucking rude!!! What the fuck do they think I'm doing???!!! I'm trying to concentrate and take a shit!!! Jesus!!!

[keoni158]

geesus

[Harrier233]

WOOP!

[jinkoe]

Berman has always sucked, and has always been a pompous douche. And his commentating is lame. Like it always was. 

[blakeshake3jw55]

@jinkoe ur a fuckin retard. hes the best personaility in sports broadcasting history.. who the fuck u want to listen to suzy kolberg? lol

[Psyclone625]

@blakeshake3jw55 lol... you're a fuckin retard. he's awful and people are tired of him and his crappy sound effects and nicknames. every time i hear him scream WHOOOOP i want to change the channel or mute the tv and sometimes i do. you gotta be pretty damn bad to make me wanna do that when covering the nfl. also, could his nicknames be any worse? don't make a stupid nickname for EVERYONE. all his nicknames are lame and got old about 20 years ago.

[jinkoe]

@blakeshake3jw55 If you think Berman is the best personality in sports broadcasting history, then you are borderline braindead and probably need your diaper changed. Dude sucks, and has always sucked. Back, back, back, back, STFU. There are easily 10 people who are better sportscasters than that fat, out of breath, blowhard.

[blakeshake3jw55]

@jinkoe name them please. i can tell u obviously have never played a sport in ur life. and ur probably a homo lol

[blakeshake3jw55]

@jinkoe Theres a reason every coach, former coach, player, and former player likes and respects him. He doesnt act like knows every fckin thing abotu sports like mos of the ESPN commentators these days. He knows he never played hes ok with that but he is the BEST anchor BY FAR. he comes up with new clever stuff each week.

[blakeshake3jw55]

@jinkoe The only people who dont like him are dumb ass "fans" who have never played a down of football in their lives. or people who suck at life in general. but if ur a successful player or person you see what he does on a weekly basis is genius. besides who the hell else do u want to listen to trey wingo, suzy kolberg, or some other dumb ass girl that got their job with ESPN to fill a quote lol.. cmon man

[jinkoe]

@blakeshake3jw55 A lot of people hate Berman. The ones who like him are the simple-minded mouth breathers who are impressed by his ability to "kind of" rhyme a name with another word and say the word "back" 8 times in a row. IF you think I'm the only one who hates him, go to google and type "Chris Berman is". The first four options that follow are "a douche," "a jerk," "annoying," and "terrible." He sucks.

[blakeshake3jw55]

@jinkoe yea ur right lots of people do hate him. All are "fans" tho that dont know shit about football and have never played a down in their life. hes a special talant at what he does. he comes up with new clever stuff every week and like i said; coaches, former coaches, players, and former players ALL like and respect him. Along with sports fans who are or were actually good athletes and understand sports. People who dont like berman are either homos or pansies. so pick.. which one are you lol

[MisterSchultz]

Some where Mickey Mouse is ashamed for hiring Chris Berman

[vro20]

Christian Bale much?

[MrBeanieMan666]

Rookies Fucking Rookies.

[oDayton]

Lol, I hate how he talks like he's out of breath. This is funny though.

[ghostriderx916]

I used to like Chris until I saw this video.. Damn take a chill pill Chris

[cincinatus90]

@ghostriderx916 He freaks out over ten years ago and you suddenly dont like him? What a retard.

[333mariners]

chris ur the on that looks like u have never worked on tv before so shut the hell up

[ElRancholo2]

At the very beginning he waives his finger all over like a fag.

[RaiderzGuru]

I like Berman. Those people now know he not fucking playing.

[BrodieMallrat]

textbook closet case self loather. cant be comfortable with his own...sexuality!

[Sennett7]

@ 1:04 is that a beer?? lol

[penshockey087]

I cant stand this ashole he was shootin a 20sec commercial

i can see if it was live tv.

[ate2fiver]

So, I'm getting the feeling he's frustrated...

[agumon51]

Whoop!

[MrButterworth24]

Why is everyone calling him an asshole? He's right. Its TV, people shouldn't be moving.

[torr59622]

Because hes a phony douchebag schlep who pretends to be an objective tv journalist. He and Tom Jackson both suckass.

[TheOusooner56]

@MrButterworth24 you are right...a lot of tv personalities go off, but usually its for a reason out of their control..

[pappppie]

@MrButterworth24 True, but he could have made his point without going on and on about it. The fact that he won't shut up about it while dropping F bombs is what makes him an asshole.

[mexicanhotpockets]

@MrButterworth24 shut up

[7477238]

Wow people here on the comments are acting like they never had a bad day at work before. Actually the people commenting that he's an asshole probably never had a job so they won't know.

[ichaldean]

@7477238 you're a douchbag too i guess. You've obviously never learned to keep your composure during a stressful situation at work before.

[7477238]

@ichaldean You must be a 12 year old if you're using the word "douchebag". Everybody has their breaking point, sometimes it takes a raised voice to get your point through because lots of people these days are so damn thick and lack respect for others space and title. I'm not saying to do it all the time but there will be that occasion where things get a bit heated, this being one of them.

[ichaldean]

@7477238 i'm not 12. Sorry for calling you a douchbag. Raised voice to get your point across... yes. Lack of respect and cowardly using your authority to downgrade and disrespect co'workers while taking the Lord's name in vain numerous times... no.

[7477238]

@ichaldean Well you do bring up a good point there, using the Lord's name in vain several times.

[cjprezz2040]

this is the greatest thing ive ever watched



[jony1008]

lol

[01skynyrdfan01]

F' YOU a Hole you call my Seahawks the Seabags ... kiss my ass asshole and f' you and your monday night football I no longer watch ...BITCH

[miketna4ever]

i hate this man his voice is obnoxious and i cant wait for him to drop off the face of the earth

[uoregon4life]

douche bag

[tynov17]

looks like someones got a case of the mondays

[dirac33]

He loves Jesus.

[Robby303]

I don't blame him it's Monday :)

[lpgft]

Was that a beer he drinks...

[dsiphor98]

@lpgft yea most likely

[beast67tbm]

funny thing berman is jewish, he doesnt believe in jesus haha

[Moocow002]

@beast67tbm i don't think you know exactly what "Jewish" means

[ech1997]

It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.

[MisterJonesification]

Chris 'lacks integrity' Berman

[maplejet]

Chris Berman: Why the fuck does everyone have to move?

Christian Bale: What the fuck do you not understand?

[pepsibottleq]

gotta love chris berman

[manofmystery24]

I was really hoping he'd punctuate his tirade with one more "Jesus!"

[408Pistolero]

who is jesus???

[ninjajesus81]

@408Pistolero Some really overrated guy who died a long time ago, but people think is still alive.

Kinda like Elvis.

[slapmesilly99]

WOOP

[fonziheights]

i love how he just cracks open a beer

[TairyHesticles]

Hahahahaha, this is great. You can tell he's trying to hold his anger in and be a nice guy, but the anger is just too much.

[burkem5151]

damn lol

[ItsShowtime2007]

ELPRESADOR sent me

[RunninRebelBen]

*winner

[RunninRebelBen]

@bengeldmaker Stu Scott is definitely top 10...I just feel like his token black guy one liners like "booya" and "playa please" would have me wanting to sock him in the face. Also, his eye gives me the willies with every passing year. Regardless, he's a winner.

[ThaCandyManTV]

Everyone needs a hug sometimes..

[redsox1006]

Each "Jesus" was said exactly like the previous one.

[TheREALVletrmx21]

@redsox1006 That's by far the funniest part about this video

[RunninRebelBen]

I can't believe there are so many swami haters. He's top3 of espn anchors I can see myself partying with. Other two are Neil Everett and Brian Kenny.

[bengeldmaker]

@RunninRebelBen  How could you leave out stuart scott, that mother fucker def parties hard

[TGIFail]

1:01 was that a beer? haha

[bigdave247]

ELPRES!!!!!!!!!

[AGoofyyMexicann]

Elpresador

[SCRunningback295]

do you guys think celebreties dont get mad and are perfect off the set? loll everybody gets mad its called being human..

[chchuy94]

26 people are 'the new guys' at their tv staition

[Michael15P]

GOTTA LOVE CHRIS