Shit Ski Racers Say

[icejames14]

shoulda been.... blah blah blah, i think im better than everyone else blah blah blah

[LxJhq]

shit ski racers say: "ya, i like it in the ass"

[TaTaTaTopherface]

Forgot the part where ski racers are cocky douchebags

[thewesterliesband]

So what's the difference between this and "Shit Homosexuals Say"?

[dylanturner7]

O shit my bib! Totally me yesterday!!

[positiveorange]

@MrZaintheman , are you fucking retarded

[ImRozzyyy]

I love this

[gymclasshex]

sooooooo truueee.



[BeautifulAnni13]

1:28 happens to me all the time...

[yeskiii]

ski racing <groomer skiing<woods skiing< deep pow shit = park

[ProGressionnN]

@yeskiii I feel like you dont understand how inequalities work. you cant just stick an equals sign in there...

[larajkattler]

This isnt very funny...i dont say like any of that lol.

[torchprod]

GAYY you are total PLUGS

[Shredhead1997]

this video isnt funny but ski racers suck so idk how it could be.

[tligety44]

This video sucks bro sorry

[XxMrMcFluffyxX]

i used to be a ski racer like you... then i took a arrow in the knee

[CCproductions00]

@Skiracingrules bet ur the biggest scrub racer... vockl's, giro, scott poles, and 10 year old suit. 

[drummer1388]

hahahah 1:27 do it all the time!

[TheQuigs07]

yup totally true. haha especially 1:27

[Jake8ize]

get high...in your turns



[skichick7136]

This is too funny, so true! We have been quoting this video at practice, so funny!! Props!

[XXAwesome6781XX]

xD Funniest thing ever!

But the biggie that we say is "ITS SO ICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bwhaha. Love it

[brittmolenaar]

haha i always say: whats the distance between the gates!?. this shit is right!

[driesvdbroecke]

@brittmolenaar haha, ik vind ze maar rare kerels

[brittmolenaar]

@driesvdbroecke ken je ze?

[ErinsSecretChannel]

I peed my pants at 1:11 HAHAHAHAWABUDOEWH gntrw

[AiLiakCheez]

lol dude U NEED A HARD EARED HELMET especially cuz u training slalom. good video but whats up with that?

[pkskier]

@Skiracingrules ski racing is gay switch to freeskiing

[BeautifulAnni13]

"Shit my bib" Haha every race

[Skiracingrules]

@ehicks16 Dude u and ur Nedflix pals r getting really annoying I do race and have been for 8 years. I was exaggerating when i said we don't say that because we say some but not all of it. Anyways, ehick, ur just some YouTube addict that spends all day trying to find comments do you can annoy people. So you should get off your broken down computer, stop cookin ur micorwavable dinners and get a life. This Nedflix dude is a real ski racer and you aren't. You just sit on ur old broken down compu

[skiiraccerr]

we say all these things... hhahah

[skier1387]

@ awsomeman4459 no way i race in PA too

[skier1387]

mom, ski racing isent safe hahaha

[pcski100]

Diggity dice it? Dancin' Shoes? cant believe these weren't included...

[terminallychillable]

@pcski100 james tautkus phrases?

[pcski100]

@terminallychillable of course, I mean i don't know many people that talk like that, or understand it...

[ramenfreaks123]

To be honest I like the other video quite a bit more

[powderskiing425]

Course!

[tbarkan89]

slip it wide!!!!!!!!!!!

[awsomeman4459]

Skiracingrules ik i race to for elk mtn in pa 

[declarules44]

its helmet gap u fucking racer this isnt funny at all

[nedflix11]

@declarules44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[onynbgs]

Anybody that knows the nedflix guys is laughing their ass off when they read the comments saying they aren't real racers and don't know the rules

[MrWthompson69]

shit my bib hhahahahahaaha i totally know what u talking about

[spyder33x]

Best part 1:11 - 1:13 :P

[greendana]

you forgot the most important one: "how'd your run go?"..."it was really good except for one turn where I hip checked and lost about 4 seconds..." and "I made a huge mistake, but I skied really well"

[volleyball23ftw]

how do your balls feel after you straddled that gate bro?

[robbiekatie11]

this is awesome

[sioslen26]

what line are you gonna take? off the red on the blue?

[mckaylaandcendol]

This describes us perfectly :)

[Mrunicornslayer1]

Racers...... U guys are all training in your skin suits while im shreding pow

[swing81ski]

ok skiracingrules, this is one of the most accurate videos on ski racing i have ever seen. obviously it is making fun of our community but it is incredibly accurate and hilarious. please give me a quote in there that you find that people don't say.

[jddagger]

I can relate to "oh shit my bib"!

[tylerboydrules]

ahahaha these are all fucking hilarious, i've said everything except the ones about the blogs :D

[flamedog400]

What are your points?

[stellabloo]

"ah this stupid powder is screwing with the course" racers are the biggest gapers of all

[Shredderfrank]

"oh shit my bib"

[Skiracingrules]

I'm a ski racer we don't say any of that. Except for are ya gonna strip? But that's cause we are getting in our race suits. I bet have the people that come here don't know crap about racing

[Nedflix100]

@Skiracingrules come at me bro. Any course anywhere and see who really ski races.

[MrZaintheman]

@Nedflix100 if you are an actual racer, why are you wearing a soft-ear helmet you dumb-ass....nobody is allowed in a course without a proper racer helmet (you must not be a proper racer). What a shame

[skiyourlifeaway]

@MrZaintheman Sucks for you that it is legal to do a FIS slalom wearing a soft ear helmet. Just look at some of the world cup racers, you dumb-ass.

[nedflix11]

@skiyourlifeaway none of us wrote that about the helmets. you can obviously tell by the fact that two of us are wearing soft ear helmets.

[lalolalopop]

@skiyourlifeaway Ey bro you tell that one at parties??

[ew7l]

@MrZaintheman obviously you don't realize you can ski slalom with a soft ear, which is what they are doing.

[beatnick2]

come at me bro?

[sawesome315]

@Nedflix100 Great video man, totally perfect.

[jessieby91]

@Skiracingrules um what are you a high school racer? we do say this shit. all. the. time.

[theomorton95]

@Skiracingrules What are you talking about your like 12? Litteraly everything he says is spot on

[ehicks16]

@Skiracingrules yeah ur a fag.... you know nothing about skiing... if you have ever been to even just one race in your life you would hear atleast half of that

[Fayyzz]

@Skiracingrules Your probably a shit racer. You can't even spell the word half

[jehj93]

@Skiracingrules yeah because otherwise, you'd be a shit skier... are you fucking retarded? Its what shit skiers say

[jkeilts]

@Skiracingrules learn spelling you plug.

[redneck78640]

haha the bib ones the best i did that last weekend in Sun Vally! such a good video

[jakegraves6]

pooched it, slayed it, pinned it, feathered it, knifed it, shredded it, killed it, hammered it, stivyed it, boot topped it, shelfed out, leaned in, dragged knucks, hipped out, ate it......... whatever I'm going to win next run

[bobberpants]

Imma wax yellow 7 tonight

[CartmanRules12345]

"I would have won, check the splits"

[tmorgantini23]

"shit my bib" haha exactly what i said at the top of the course at my last race

[mortyskiracer2]

am i winning? no thats ok i hipped out like 3 times...

[Mammothski09]

Dude, these chatters suck! I'm doin laps off the top till they reset.

[iskibromley]

Classic

[Podges17]

"You gonna strip?"

"No"

"...Yeah me neither"

[theboosssz]

how big are your skis? mine are way sicker

[IsabelleStrachan]

1:11 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ski racers are sooooo gay

[mannertarrow]

@IsabelleStrachan

YAAA, you know what your totally right! warming up before skiing, to avoid serious injury is soooo gay! how many limp dick jibbers send off shit and blow their acl's out weekly? especially the girls? ........ a lot.

[IsabelleStrachan]

@mannertarrow dude….i ski race too, look up my name on google.. you're* no need to get so mad..

[driesvdbroecke]

@IsabelleStrachan but you can't ski!!

[IsabelleStrachan]

@driesvdbroecke yes

[TWORM247]

"I didn't even wax bro"

[MrPeterlinstrobogono]

HAHAHA shit my bib! SOOOO true!

[teddyw85]

I totally tripped the wand

[TheAmericanMob]

"What flex are those?"

[pdtj1]

coach, should i juice the skis?

[pdtj1]

coach, how'd i do?

[pdtj1]

time to strip?

[Bredeng1]

hittin the gate while inspecting!!



[margiethorp]

"shit my bib" ... love this

[zacharyfretz]

well done fellas