The Catastrophe

[InsaneVayneSolidor]

This was really immature. The odd RP is funny because it's good natured, and you can laugh along.(electricalbeast) But this one is just more of the same crap that makes 95% of them cringeworthy. Grown men using high school insults to belittle peoples efforts; and it's rarely about the LP. I think it will be the RPers that will be embarrassed about these in some years, and for their sake, I hope so. Otherwise, they'll still be looking back to high school, when they felt good about themselves.

[Shadowslic3r]

@InsaneVayneSolidor

you tell them soul sister

[Saxcat20]

My love for snatcher has almost been ruined... Jesus.

[ExMachinima1]

Why must weaboos destroy everything that I love?

[jsh020]

@ExMachinima1 theres no way this guys a weabo, theres no way this guy has even watched a fucking anime from how much he cant even pronounce a single name

[detectivekr]

I can almost hear it now... "SNATCHER!" Oh, I miss that series. Definitely my favorite video series that Slowbeef and Diabetus have done together, that or the recent Dark Seed videos.

[grenadier42]

When it said it was pronounced "hihdayoh" I wanted to punch him in the face and scream "IT'S HIDEO YOU FUCK"

[hildegain]

Some videos have some genuine criticisms and humour and then others are "just shut the fuck up"...

[pullahoko]

I enjoyed this video. Hmmmm....

*tears skin off of my face*

yeah, turns out I'm a Snatcher.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Halfway through the video I just said "screw it" and watched Slowbeef's LP of it instead.

[thenewaeon]

@Mastermax345 Much Blade Runner rip-off indeed. Or perhaps it's homage? Nah, it's a fucking rip-off.

[bloodlustrous]

I think retsupurae should be required watching for any Mass Communications major. Things to not do: exemplified here.

[JackIsASexyMf]

Retsuprea are such haters and I love it

[antisadism]

God I love DIabetus.

[streeterville773]

Is it possible to slap a name? Because I want to slap "Dr. Pokeymans" so fucking hard.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Is it just me or did they just do this video because it was Cornshaq and not because he did it poorly?

[Kuronji]

Shut up, just shut the fuck up!

I wait for that line every video hah.

[gameboycolor47]

wow this guy just compared this game to such an awesome anime such as ghost in the shell im having trouble watching the rest of this just because of that -_-"

[Sx2Kirby]

@gameboycolor47 Snatcher's a pretty good game, so I'm not too mad he compared it to Ghost in the Shell

[gameboycolor47]

@Sx2Kirby lol well HE'S not allowed to compare it xD

[Mastermax345]

you know, snatcher's setting and plot seems a lot like Blade Runner.

[Icerama108]

@Mastermax345 Its, ugh . . .

[antisadism]

Diabetus barely insults people and Slowbeef insults most of the time. The ironic thing is Diabetus has more clever and funny remarks, but you'd think it would be from the insulter, and Im not saying Slowbeef isnt funny.

[CyberAkumaZero]

Most retsupuraes I find funny. This one though, other than the whole using a mic to record from speakers thing I didn't think he was really doing too much wrong, it felt like they were just randomly attacking him for the hell of it or because he did an LP of a game they like. I mean, the insulted him for talking over the CREDITS of all things. Seriously, the credits?

[JanitorAntisocial]

@CyberAkumaZero

Slowbeef is somewhat passionate when it comes to his favorite games. The bias is indeed there in the form of increased frustration watching an ignoramus LP one of his favorite games.

Unprofessional as it is, I think I'd also be pretty pissed watching someone with very little idea what he's doing stumble through a game I loved.

[CyberAkumaZero]

@JanitorAntisocial Again, I don't see what the LPer did wrong other than recording the audio through his mic.

As for if I saw someone playing one of my favorite games, actually, I would be happy, it would be exposing a game I love to a larger crowd.

[VanIntegral]

I like to think that his anger towards this video was what spurred Slowbeef to do his video Let's Play of Snatcher.

[Mettaler]

This kid makes me ashamed of being an otaku.

[sjensen621]

@Mettaler

You should be ashamed of that anyways.

[Mettaler]

@sjensen621 Why?

[TheToast7]

@Mettaler Assuming you mean someone who casually enjoys japanese culture, then I agree. If you mean someone who uses honorifics while speaking english, then good luck making friends on the internet.

[Mettaler]

@TheToast7 Nah, I ain't like that. I'm no weeaboo. Just a guy who likes anime, and I usually keep it to myself unless I'm in a forum or in a presence of some friends with similar interests.

[TheToast7]

@Mettaler Well then I agree, this chap is shaming our hobby.

[HalfDemonThomas]

Lol, Slowbeef got so angry whenever the guy uttered a syllable

[ragrappy00]

0:59 slowbeef you don't have much room to talk

[XIIIBAER]

@ragrappy00 To be fair he did stop talking over most of the cutscenes.

[usernameclassifeid]

He sounds a bit like Michael Cera.

[MalamiteLtd]

4:11

"I love the cyberpunk futuristic feel in this game."

Wow. Who'd have thought you'd get a futuristic feel from a setting 36 YEARS IN THE FUTURE (53 back then)?

[NyroBlast]

"Oh words"

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

it's like nypd blue future!!! oh wait no it's not

[ggamer2004]

Hahaha nice one Slowbeef. I'm using that one.

"I have two options."

"I hope they're both KILL YOURSELF."

[MoonshadowCaz]

Dr. Pokeymans didn't make this video. He was Snatched.

[bast963]

4:39

Actually, To the Hispanics, all of Asia is China, but to the Americans, all of Asia is Japan.

[psycotigerman]

@thesoul55 I kinda feel like a dick now

[lich109]

@psycotigerman Don't worry, he was just snatched.

[JanitorAntisocial]

@lich109

Either that or he saw this Retsupurae and wisely dropped out, too shamed to make his presence known ever again.

[PlayMadness]

"I wake up in the morning at 11:57 and I'm terrified of facing the horror of another fucking retsupurae. And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection mocks me like the sun in it's optimistic greeting of the day."

[psycotigerman]

This guy sounds so sad and sick..It makes you sad if he didnt totally deserve it for making a bad video of possibly the best game on the sega cd.Also there are only a few things that look anything like ghost in the shell. so not only is he an anime dork but a stupid one

[psycotigerman]

This guy sounds so sad and sick..It makes you sad if he didnt totally deserve it for making a bad video of possibly the best game on the sega cd

[MicrosoftHiCi]

6:40 Damnit! You noticed me!

[slowblood99]

" So either I can take a piss or swim in ice cream"

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

I either have to upload this video, or go on the next space shuttle.

[Baconporker]

"looks like ghost in the shell"

someone's never seen Blade Runner

[Icerama108]

Gi-lee-an See-eed fro-em ess-dee SNA-TEEE-CH-ERRR.

[gaminggoddess85]

I wanted to play this game, but I don't know anymore :<

[MoonshadowCaz]

@gaminggoddess85 Watch Slowbeef and Diabetus' LP of Snatcher. It'll remedy this immediately.

[gaminggoddess85]

@MoonshadowCaz I did recently, also read 'beef's screenshot LP and played a bit of the game myself. I'm all good now :)

[MoonshadowCaz]

@MoonshadowCaz Okay, good. :D

[Scorpiondesu]

DEAR GOD WHY IS THERE NOT A SPEED UP BUTTON?!

[Icerama108]

So you figured it out huh?!

Know all about us do you retsupurae?!

[novicegamer43]

It's really hard to drink anything while watching these videos.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

@novicegamer43 Or eat anything. Particular anything you can choke on.

[ZootALarz]

At least it's not a screenshot LP.

[FinalGamerJames]

Somehow I enjoy when Slowbeef personally gets angry and insulted when he finds horribly done LPs of games he genuinely loves.

[DjLizard0]

@FinalGamerJames This. See also: Contra3

[JackofTrades75]

Slowbeef: "Why would you talk over this game?"

. . . didn't Slowbeef let's play Snatcher?

[SamuraiFoochs]

@JackofTrades75 Yes, and he acknowledged his hypocrisy in the OP of the thread. He made the Snatcher VLP like, a couple years after this video. Also different is the quality of the commentary itself and the production values.

[Deathspeak2u]

@JackofTrades75 he did but it was a screenshot LP. He redid it again in Video format with Diabetus and admitted that he made fun of somebody for doing something he did. so.... do with that information what you will.

[XeOfGreed]

@JackofTrades75 He did, but he didn't talk over the cutscenes.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

@JackofTrades75

He did. But it wasn't shit.

[uiruu]

@JackofTrades75 Yeah, but why did THIS GUY talk over this game. There's a difference.

[Icerama108]

@JackofTrades75 He didn't talk over the cut scenes though, except the first, like this guy, but Slowbeef actually had something to say, unlike this guy.

[DoctorSmeng]

@Icerama108 He also admitted his hypocrisy.

[FlameHasChannel]

@JackofTrades75 Pretty sure it was more of a "Why would YOU talk over this game?" than a "Why would you talk over THIS game?"

[MarioGalaxy243g5]

@JackofTrades75 He did VLP it after making this video and pointed out the hypocrisy of it all.

[RaiohTheHunter]

@JackofTrades75 He didn't talk over the voice-overs.

[dawgbot44]

@JackofTrades75 Yes but he means the cutscenes.

[TotalSimpleton]

Not even a basic snatcher with no artificial skin or any identity would touch the guy making that video.

The obligation to make quality videos for the internet is way too much for it.

[coprographia]

Ridley Scott still owes Kojima a punch in the chops.

[UberRusty]

I went through a fucking maze for this shit?

[Gight77]

damn snatcher was actually cool

[Karash770]

So the first player interaction is at 8:45 in this video - at which he instantly ends this video.

[squidmod]

Why do people ALWAYS have a boner for Japan? Why not France or some other place? WHY ALWAYS JAPAN?

[Teeg32]

I'm a weeaboo for Sweden. I have one of those viking hats with the braids coming out, I import Djungelvral and Plopp, I get all my furniture from Ikea, and I will not shut the hell up about Anni-Frid's ass.

[LightningKimba]

Japan has robots, animu, mango, and girls dressed like sailors. That, and apparently Japanese sounds SOO amazing. ... That's my guess, in those masses' eyes.

[PaniPoniTenshi]

Personally, I'd prefer France.

Since I've actually been there.

[FutonForensic]

This video is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who make terrible Let's Plays every day of their lives.

[funnykidyyz]

there are three options:

Entear

louk

and investiegate

[BlackenedGass]

This isn't a LP... it's a MST of a F*cking game intro! (Frequently lapsing into utter awe.) The LP that is, not the retsupurae.

What was the name of the game again?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

3:47

slowbeef: "it's kind of a throwback to the game basketball"

cornshaq: "which was also invented by konami in 1986 which is also similar to super mario bros 2 where you play as luigi & throw things..."

[MalamiteLtd]

@CaptainTinTyrant Bonus points for your time reference including "47" in the seconds, which is the guy's lucky number. :3

[Crezth]

Kojima-saaaan

Tobori gato...

[Myrmidon51]

But seriously, what kind of sad pathetic idiot do you have to be to do a video lp of snatcher?

[Mored0ts]

I see what you there.

[TheTrueWhiteNinja]

seriously, that's pretty damned sad. screenshots would be better.

[JSApathy]

This is pretty funny considering slowbeef has just started a video LP of snatcher.

[Myrmidon51]

@JSApathy Yes, that would be the joke.

[JSApathy]

well damn :(

[nagoshi2]

slowbeef and diabetus apparently.

[Myrmidon51]

@nagoshi2 Stop explaining the joke! It stops being funny after you explain it.

[kingbooforums]

holy shit this sounds like my friend

[DeliciousMog]

The difference is slowbeef did a primarily screenshot LP with videos for voiced sections of the game, meant, I assume, for people who haven't or cannot play it. Not some guy talking over the game for no reason

[AlbertWesker47]

If you enjoyed this video you're fucking retarded. I know that may be harsh, but that's the truth.

[SuperGuyincognito]

At around 0:22, the retsuprae narrator sounds like navgtr.

[Juli0P12]

Hurray for lets plays with no actual gameplay!!

[sonicfeet]

I wonder what Roland Sound Space is.

[AlbertWesker47]

What is it about this game and Policenauts that just attracts retarded weeaboos?

[Yarsh52]

I wish I knew.

[CasualVideoGamer]

They played Metal Gear Solid, decided Kojima is God, then decided that everything Kojima worked on was fan-fucking-tastic.

[7hat1guy]

Oh I can't wait for the inevitable Policenauts LP.

[StreiBullet]

investEYEgate!

lol

[SlasherCheetah]

Thats... not his finger..

[Icerama108]

*Shudders* ...

[posthumanfetus]

I love just how fucking angry Slowbeef gets in this.

The best part is when you see Gilliam staring intently at the screen, absolutely wishing Dr. Pokeymans would stop.

[Wtcnb]

ok everyone knows that basketball was created by Konami in 1987

[TheSkunkrocker]

Oh, okay. Didn't know Demetri Martin had a Youtube account.

[Walteberto714]

@rynox45 i see what you did there.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@rynox45

lol

[Icerama108]

@rynox45 Next time he's going to be Jill, but that's only if you need anything.

[Mooco5]

This game reminds me of "Blade Runner".

[variablefox]

I expect that isn't just a coincidence...

[Augustus4FlyingIsles]

shouldn't of done this one guys slowbeef loves Snatcher it's painful for him to watch

[TheSkunkrocker]

He shouldn't have done this one at all, everyone loves Snatcher, and it's painful for all of us to watch.

[Mysterious0Bob]

While he's in the turbocycle, regretting hes in this LP, Gillian is just about to use the "pray to god" option.

[LoneWulf428]

Lawl, he was pretty wapanese in this vid.

[Crezth]

KOJIMA-SAN... TOBURIGATO...

[NightfallGemini]

buy some better posting :smug:

[carefreew0rld]

KNIFE FIGHT!!!

[captinjingles]

Take a piss or swim in ice cream? Decisions, decision. Oh, I got a compromise! I'll just piss ice cream.

[Mysterious0Bob]

There's a difference between "tribute" and "ripoff". Have you even played the game? This game is fucking amazing.

[Wtcnb]

well hideo kojima or however you spell his name, is inspired by a numerous amount of movies. I wouldn't call it a rip off but similar

[DetectiveOlivaw]

Sort of, except Snatcher is pretty good.

I think that's why Slowbeef was so angry.

[Mikodite]

Seen Slowbeef's channel? I think he likes these type of games in general.

[dashrendar44]

well, that plus slowbeefs snatcher LP is considered one of the best LPs ever.

[Gigaspine7]

"We got two options..."

"I hope they're both 'Kill Yourself'"

[AnnoyingAssassin]

Urgh, listening to this guy speak made me feel ashamed to like anime.

Get this asshole a Ricola, a decent capture card, and a dictionary.

[Mysterious0Bob]

He's obviously capturing it from an emulator. I give him one thing, unlike Slowbeef he remembered to turn the Sega CD LED off the HUD.

Kidding, kidding...

[posthumanfetus]

I have to wake up at 6am and it's 11:30 now... but damn if I just MUST watch this one again.

I have to options

"I hope they're both 'kill yourself'"

[Resobaso]

oh jesus, Slowbeef is angry..

[owebbo]

Damn you can really hear slowbeef's anger in this one...

[downwith4kids]

I lived in japan for four years any Japanese people would be offended by this man...

[ahm259]

I'm so getting Snatcher for xmas

[Actizn]

Angry Slowbeef is awesome.

[Mysterious0Bob]

He gets really angry primarily for bad let's plays of games he loves. Which makes sense, considering this is pissing me off too.

Nobody try and make a Street of Rage 2 or Dynamite Headdy let's play. Ever.

[Urpuss]

havent madalone(or how it spells) made a dymanite heddy lp?

[notyoursavior78]

That was one of the more pointless uploads. Doing a LP over the opening titles and introduction. He must of thought the same thing and that is why he never contiuned it.

[LiamHoganProductions]

If you enjoyed this video, then you are just STUPID.

[DubyaTeeEff]

I love you guys, but I gotta wonder, why do you do this?

I mean, yeah, it's funny as hell, but you didn't HAVE to. Taking down one retarded LP means you gotta do three hundred more. Don't you get tired of it?

[NaziJesus]

They live to entertain us. They are our whores, they don't have the right to think about the meaning of their existence.

[NotEatable]

Investigate-san!

[DubyaTeeEff]

Lol at whoever down-rated this comment. Your troll radar must be broken.

[joshryker]

8:52 made me spew a spray of beverage all across my desk.

"EXCUSE me, but it's (insert indistinguishable Japanese gibberish here)."

[1shitshotnoob1]

"LOOPAHN DA THURD." Damn Otaku..

[DubyaTeeEff]

Nah, nah, we have a better word these days.

Retard.

[BohepansTheThird]

...xD And let's all note that by the time the first part was over, IT WAS ALL INTRODUCTION. He didn't even GET into the...gameplay that I hope exists later on. This is enough to make me cry...

[Sabata]

His name is Kurissu.