Google Analytics In Real Life - Online Checkout

[BiirdOfDeath]

So true ^^

[LYCKANONE]

LOVE IT!

[Pinkstarclan]

This is genius and oh-so LOL

[hatetospoildefun]

Genius it is :D

[Rapidparts]

amazing !!) i thought i was the only person who thinks like this, i want in on google please,

the world i live in is a joke please save me...

[nemesisdesign]

the best part is when it says "session timed out" and then it starts from scratch

AHAHAAH

[tryingst]

what is he saying at 0:14? and what does that mean?

[childhooddr3ams]

lol



[mchechukievich]

Please, can you paste subtitles in spanish? From already, thank you very much!

[LolloSing01]

LOL

[primummovens]

Ha, I love it! I never understand how Amazon can be succesful. How does anyone ever complete their checkout?! ;)

[smnbss]

@primummovens you're not talking about 1-Click right? patent by Amazon, fastest way ever to checkout and licensed by Apple for iTunes... if you had to do an example of a complex checkout system you mentioned the wrong company :)

[markpackuk]

The Captcha scene is genius and oh so spot on!

[clutterbells]

Brilliant.

[abemichihiro]

これって、「もしオンラインショップを実店舗でやったら」ってい­う解釈でいいのかな？

こんなに面倒くさいことをネット上で強いているということを、オ­ンラインショップ運営者は自覚しよう、ということかな。

その意識は持ち合わせなきゃだよね…。

[ZeroCompany2008]

bronys?

[LittleshyFiM]

@ZeroCompany2008 lol what?

[ZeroCompany2008]

@LittleshyFiM

;) *brohoof*

[LittleshyFiM]

@ZeroCompany2008 wow we really are taking over the internet. This video has nothing to do with bronies. :D

[ZeroCompany2008]

@LittleshyFiM

today the internet, tomorrow the world! (Insert pinkies laugh here, followed by a hacking cough here.)

[TheCatfishreid1]

Jack Hartnell is brilliant - star in the making!

[Showaholic]

genious.

[Fred747]

Love the F.. Capcha scene :D

[jonco59]

Love the "Zandipops" moment - when in desperation he tries his "secret" username!

[xt3100]

fuuny yet these does seem to see all over the place

[ChristianSchneider19]

so true

[markdr244]

very cool

[socraticgadfly]

Use Ghostery to block Google Analytics to track where you're "checking out"!

[brolomo965]

this is amazing, it captures so many frustrations in this hilarious conversation!

[monstero111]

I hate it when my computer says to me it want to check if I am a real person :/

[MrLucawill]

Cooooool

[papawebvideo]

ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

[shaneilp]

Jack Hartnell is fucking hilarious

[DigitizedSoul]

Funny but Google are one of the worst for that stupid "Capture" yes I am a human test thinggy.

[MrNuzza]

Love this ad it is so true and hard to explain to our clients....thanks for making this so informative and funny !!

[MrDesignChad]

I disagree that you need Google Analytics to solve this problem. You need a halfway decent UX Designer with some authority over what gets built on the site.

Analytics helps perpetuate the bureaucracy that keeps crappy website experiences going.

[ajk1y]

2min watch in big screen won't fire on phone

[rdc123]

SPOT OOONNNNNNN

[AndreasLantz]

you should add some more tags..! saw this some days ago, then wanter to show it to some study partners but was totally unable to find it (because I didn't remember the title was "checkout") in time.

[yossale10]

אהבתי.. כמה שזה נכון!!!

[borisdickinson]

delete system32 and throw the computer outta the window!

[dennydzul]

UX disaster!

[aok2you]

Loved it!

[patilsaurabhr]

Did anyone listen at last "Come back soon!" "I won't"

[pay4cayray]

ALT + F4

RAGE quit and find another store

[TheLieutenantLemon]

Ctrl + Alt + Delete

[JASPERSMY]

Hilariously funny! The internet can be the most frustrating even for the I.T minded but simple guidelines and good guidance is the key to any good experiences. Google Analytics is stunningly simple yet amazingly powerful. 10/10

[marbach666]

fajne

[MormonMacMan]

I love the ad, but have to agree with most other comments - its extremely ironic that Google is behind this, since they can be some of the worst offenders.

[MelbourneDan]

Very nicely done.

[arina86]

Very nice!

[MelodicChaosGuitar]

ROFL I like the cappchas :-)

[nkmk33]

:D

[WilliamGlejser]

fantastic loved it.

zevi@b-jeweled.co.uk

[joshxrowe]

Funny !!

[FunkyLobstah]

So... let me use PayPal on your appstore, Google? Please?

[xLittleValox]

Captcha SUCKS!!!

[allanonmage]

this

[foodlovingpig]

Google is mocking the ridiculousness of captcha? Don't they OWN captcha?

[activatedclone]

@foodlovingpig Google runs reCAPTCHA which helps digitise books, but what they're saying is why have all this stupid stuff (ie. a cpatcha) when you're checking out – it's meant to be simple

[english4you99]

Brilliant!



[MrCroft1983]

the thing closest to my reality is that "image check" where you have to recocnize the words :)) so often i don't get it right from the first try, they're really hard to read (and I dont't have any vision problems, I don't wear glasses, I do check my eyes once a year, and I'm 28 years old), it's like they actually try to make it hard even for people, not just for bots (as it is intended to)

[falchard]

Uhhh... Google is the poster child of this process.

[EngineerAtheist]

'..i wont'

[Fortfield08]

Classic example of systems designed by people with no understanding of their customesr requirements and no system in place to listen to their comments.

[Armuotas]

I was so expecting cashier to say "oops, timed out again...".

[pinje2006uk]

Great video, but also ironic that Google has some of the hardest Captcha's that exist online

[leslaur]

I cant stop watching this video. It is so hilarious and so true as well. I have been in that store myself.

[66hourenergy]

Awesome video. Too bad it's for such an evil service like Analytics.

[omfgstupid]

@66hourenergy Analytic's is evil?

[naprawaCD]

bardzo bardzo akuratne :)

[Biohalomonster]

Express Delivery my ass

:D

[Rooboyl1]

Beautifully observed

[lolsanaa]

The funniest thing to come out of google! love it!

[musclegrowthguide]

lol standard delivery was hilarious!

[redpeterable]

1:18 LMFAO!

[MadMuddyZuk]

...I won't...

Hillarious!

[csorbagabor]

express delivery LOL

[MoldytoasterMedia]

what the fuck is wrong with these people's voices??? they both sound like little girls.

[skinlo01]

@MoldytoasterMedia

Nope?

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@skinlo01 yes?

[akajesshill]

That was really funny - and accurate.

[Schnorbs]

Nick Mohammed as the customer (brilliant performer - check out his orchestra conductor sketch).  Don't know who's playing the cashier.

[YourTeacherLE]

Great advert, but dear Google - you are guilty of doing this too. Google plus - real name only and as Chrisonstate says - your Captchas are a nightmare to read.

[lximilo]

true true



[chrisonstate]

if only google itself didn't have the hardest-to-read Captcha's.

[mahmahmahmuh]

Pure genius :D

[Gempireify]

This is brilliant. I love it!

[TheTCP2000]

Excellent!

[yankobumkin]

-Your email please?

-I don't have one.

-Sorry, we cannot sell you.

[mikeman2706]

@yankobumkin who doesn't have an email but wants to order something online? Actually, who in general doesn't have an email?

[darkliquid1983]

So true.

[CheekTV]

Great advert :) x

[armyofdata]

The "timeout bit" is brilliant - millions of hours *wasted* staring at a blank screen...

[MrBabyzachary]

great ad

[KitchenSinksandTaps]

Stunning!!!



[GFPaolo]

LOL

[comsolit]

Cool



[Xeoncross]

Hey, if it was easy to shop online anyone could do it.

[jeremiahjw]

@Xeoncross Well hello there friend

[Nextrix2k3]

Great work on the video! Just hilarious!!

[niTeDFS]

:D

[martijnwismeijer]

Hilarious!

[clarifygraphics]

Love it! I just wish my local supermarket was so service-oriented! Great video :)