Things to do after getting a new Mac

[FreeForAllGamerz]

you dont have to do half of this on windows

[feetlover149]

please answer anyone, i hate it how there is no default lock screen or password required to log in. i was wondering if you can do that on a mac and how?

[t1czer]

I was thinking that Mac is per-configurated because users can only turn it on. After reading "how-to" and plugging it to the power first...

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

where can i steal a mac?

[FreeForAllGamerz]

@WindowsSoftwareDe the apple store

[henriwang1]

k? huuuuuh...

[velogames]

Is the power adapter the charger

[henriwang1]

@velogames yes

[silverballer1911]

thing to do with a new mac... throw it out the window and but a new one cause its obsolete and repeat

[jspagzzz323]

KAY

[coconutlaa101]

this is crap video

[kenyaaroxursox13]

my macbook pro is my best friend<3

[jjgmenzies]

why don't you use quicktime player to record the screen?

[ALittleNooby]

dell fuckiing sucks

[TheLololol111]

Your an idiot.. Calibrate the display? It comes fine OTB

[dinozambas7]

dell hackintosh?

[ExtraTerrestrials]

the first thing to do is watch some porn coz u know mac is safe for that matter

[AmandaMMcAdams]

Are you from Canada? "Kay?" haha! (:

[HubberNubberElm]

If you should pretend telling people, what to do, when they first got a mac, you should know, at least how to film your screen...

[MrCompaq1223]

You say K to much....

[JFarmer2011]

@watershed44 Asshole, Windows sucks ass.

[watershed44]

 Press "i" for iDiot.

More Apple crApple.

[MasterSpartan23]

Things to do after getting a mac:

Kill yourself.

[silvercity103]

new: things to do after getting windows:

delete system32 folder

[barrybob32]

oh i know the first thing to do

install ubuntu.

[4Ddreamz]

Set it on fire. :#

[AlexChama]

Today's batteries (yes, even when that video was uploaded) don't need calibration anymore. :)

[BigMac12319]

Hey, hey Apple.

What??

PC!

[TheKickassguy123]

@BigMac12319 dude you SUCK

[gago12335]

and lastly take a heavy shit on your mac, pee on it shove it inside a toilet and throw it outside your window!

[ksskssful]

Thing #1. Throw your mac away.

[btz2005]

mKay??

[AirForcedude5]

step 1: get a refund.

[stefaniataT]

i love this guy :)))))))) Kay?

[078matthijs]

Drugs are bad mKAY? :P

[KaMiKaZeKaZiE]

lol count how many times he says "kay"

[stefaniataT]

@KaMiKaZeKaZiE 19

[KaMiKaZeKaZiE]

@stefaniataT lol : P

[T950M101]

Things to do after getting a MAC:

1. Print "I am a douche" t-shirt with a picture of Steve Job's anus on the back.

2. Suicide.

[R00G00]

@T950M101 lol obviously hasnt gotten hold of a mac ever

[T950M101]

@R00G00 Obviously, I fix the damn MAC's on daily bases. And I have to deal with clueless MAC owners.

[Cyclonexman]

@T950M101 I guess thats why your dreaming about getting a mac by watching this video. At least people with macs are douches with something to show for. Your just some guy who hates macs yet watches/trolls mac videos. Whos the real loser? I mean douche.

[T950M101]

@Cyclonexman 1. Wow, you have really shown me this time. There goes my self-esteem, right out the window. My psychiatrist thanks you...

[Cyclonexman]

@T950M101 Tell him I said your welcome.

[maisanfabregas]

quick short :

destroy your pc if you have mac os x :P

[KillerWario]

First thing to do: sell it for a pc

[tyron113493]

Return it?

[JamesEtc1264]

k?

[carlythedinosaur]

I couldn't watch this video all the way through because you kept saying k.

[chicawhappa]

@carlythedinosaur yeah he is so irritating

[retardadosrecords]

@carlythedinosaur hahahahahaha you are right man hahahahahahahahaha i didnt notice till i read this a had to go back and make sure u where right, and you where right hahahahahahahahaha

[ajrental]

i liked the screen calibration :) nice feature!

[bugcar96]

What the poop is that red crap in the beginning?

[greenpilgrim50]

@bugcar96 I think it's a reflection of his t-shirt on the screen

[ColdfireNL]

@bugcar96 i41 tinypic.com / 25twcc2 png

[minymee200]

@bugcar96 cocaine that was dyed red.... duh...

[TheMacManiaCom]

thanks for showing us this great new tool

[coffeeandsugar20]

Mac RULES!!!! 

[IYIasterGamer]

you sounded like mr mackey from south park

[MerlinUsesCtrl]

So much for ready to use out the box..

[connswee]

Yes.

[dgb0000001]

First tip: Install Microsoft Windows

[thesuperjman]

@dgb0000001 maybe if you wanted to ruin it, sure.

[dgb0000001]

@thesuperjman Or if you wanted to run any real software

[faxmanloveswaffles]

@dgb0000001  no.

[CLOFS]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkklkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk

[shaynesabala]

awesome! thanks for the tips. I only wish i would have seen this a week ago (the time i got my macbook pro). now if i can figure out how to set up the time machine. lol

[spycunter]

Stop saying K!!!! K!!!

[djruinerdotcom]

@spycunter kthx

[MissionRiddim]

GODDAMN, this guy breathes like darth vader - ishts mad annoying

[Gizmotrold]

you can get VLC for mac too , and that file wont only play WMV but many others too..

so get that instead of the crap program he has for playing windows movies ...

mmkay ?

[ilive4thisgame7]

Lol forget about all that shit, when you get a mac, this is the first thing you do ya digg

check out my page ya digg

[denisrenelara]

1st - buy ALL YOUR PC stuff again, because Mac sucks so much that it wont let you use it.

2nd - sell your soul to Satan, because for sure you are on some serious debt

[M1sterHamilton]

He has 2 hard drives, it's a horcrux!! VOLDEMORT, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MusiccOnlyy]

WASTE

[GaL1212121]

KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY­YYYY !!!!!!!1

[Egillboy]

mac tutorial from a user called dell1032 ? WTF ???

[DestroyMe2]

@Egillboy

dude he's running us through pointless crap that mac covers anyway he's a totaly pc paranoid dude!

[TheKGahan101]

@Egillboy i argree lol

[Soccergenious10]

@Egillboy

lol haha that's ironic

[jjhughey81]

29 people want a mac...

[5BadNinjas]

i got 1 return it to get somethin bttr

[memememe405]

umm.. would it still be worth while calibrating my 21 1/2" iMac? The screen looks amazing as is, will it look much better?

[NickVocal]

1:11 Reason why getting an HP at half the price and triple the performance is better.

[hockeyplayer12321]

@NickVocal hps do not perform better than macs...

[godzillahn]

@NickVocal You are just as smart as everyone else that doesent own a mac, this video is 3 years old, you dont think that the market prices has changed? Please try to use your brain before you add a comment, else you just look stupid.

[melbell90]

This was a helpful video, I'm a fifteen year old girl and I just got the MacBook for my birthday and I was overwhelmed by how different it was from a Dell, I didn't even know how to copy and paste yet so I appreciate it. Could you do a video on how to burn CD's on a MacBook?

[nakedvolleyball]

Absolutely RIVETING...

Calibrate this, calibrate that... whatever

[IHeartMacsH8r5]

I heard a DVD/CD in the drive!

[darkfang5820]

by about half way through the video i wanted to gag myself with a spoon everytime you said "K?"

[goeCK]

Kay! thx for this tutorial ;-)

[TrippySteps]

Lol

Ur gonna have to do this. K?

Then do that. K?

Then this. K?

Then yeah done. K?

[sokke90]

@TrippySteps ...and then you have to calibrate it.

[FuckingMirrors]

Great to see how people can be so happy with old hardware :D against the highest prices on the market.

[Cessnapilot54]

I'll tell you what to do when you get a mac;

Hit it with a hammer.

[301cbaker]

@Cessnapilot54 jealous much?

[Cessnapilot54]

@301cbaker I have a mac. They.are.crap.

[MrToimi]

damn your ram is slow! 667 mhz :P

[ATV642]

@MrToimi check the date. 2 years ago. wasn't slow then.......:P

[MrToimi]

@ATV642 checked the date on the recete for my hp laptop (1y 8m) , it got 1033 MHz ram:P

cheked my other 4,5 year old computer 800 MHz ram...

so its really slow!

[ImperialArmour]

First thing to do after buying a mac, install Windows.

[TearsOfWar1]

WTF, I can hear you take a deep breath every time you finish a sentence. What is wrong with your lungs man?

[ilovmc]

K why can't learn to co-exist and not fight weather its PC, MAC, or Linux. We can all admit each have their pros and cons...

Also i'm a PC and not a fanboi but this arugment is getting gay all the PC are saying OMG YOU CAN"T PLAY GAMES OUR LIFE IS OVVEERRRR..... well if you really wana game get a console for $200-400

Or they say OMG $2000 for that specs lollloloolol retards... well you gota know its not about SPECS its about how the OS treats you and ease of use...

personally hate this topic.

[ilovmc]

@frebib1 I would but i'm not cheap nor do i wana do something illgile btw mac mini lol try selling that for $800 in 5years

[Daputti]

Things to do when you get a new Mac:

Sell it and buy a proper PC - 200% the power, an unrestricted OS, games, everything for the same price. And virus protection doesn't cost a bit - Microsoft Security Essentials, duh.

[ilovmc]

@Daputti you don't restrict your os with a mac.. you can run windows and linux (legally), ever herd of steam? well in a year all the games are gona be compatible with mac nativily or you can boot into windows and play games. We cares you still don't need virus protection

[Daputti]

@ilovmc

OS X is restricted as fuck, and with Lion and the App Store it will be restricted to oblivion.

In a year Mac's gaming situation won't change a bit, it's only Valve who converts their games to the Mac with a shitty framerate.

And if you're so fucking nitwitty about some viruses which aren't even a problem on any OS - go with Ubuntu. It's like how OS X should have been. No borders. No Apple's communism.

[ilovmc]

@Daputti naw mac can open files PCs cant and PCs can open exe files that Mac can't and linux can open everything besides exe files..

[TheAlexagius]

1.realise "macs are shit"

2.get pissed off

3.return it

4.use the money to build a high end uber pc

5.enjoy

and/or

if you mis the mac os reinstall it on your new cheaper better computer

end

[K2ACP]

Apple payed for Xerox Parc to show them their GUI, Apple then used the idea of a GUI, while Microsoft stole Apple's GUI. back in 1985, MacOS and windoze looked surprisingly similar

[jurassicnev67]

Why do so many Americans say "peace" at the end of there videos then go blow stuff up, lol

[ironbaby12]

@jurassicnev67 shut up, that's how we roll

[jagjagin]

@jurassicnev67 um he himself isn't actually blowing up stuff, and violence is everywhere not just the US

[amazinguy90]

They are both illuminati so they are both making money like hell (get it? Illuminati, satanists, hell? Hehe funny)

[amazinguy90]

It's more of a business between apple and Microsoft, they are helping each other out. The battle is just free publicity on the news, because bill gates and his Microsoft partners and Steve jobs are all illuminati

[norbu1987]

ever seen black men running down the street with macbook pro on his hand- one thing to do is cover your macbook pro with black garbage bag when u are way to home from apple store-

[chillerthanthou]

@norbu1987 real funny douchebag, way to inject another anonymous racist youtube comment into a video that has nothing to do with anything remotely racial.

[jagjagin]

@norbu1987 wow ur failed at being racist, now feel free to die

[TheGamerPunk]

You also have to have an antyvirus software, because mac's are getting more popular. I recommend, virusbarier x6

[xXMC023Xx]

mmm k

[OverLoadedMicrophone]

K k k k k k k k k k k k k k YEH we fucking got it Kay? FUCK

[MONTEL911]

Kay?

[MatsVidar]

@MONTEL911 Hehe, aww i was gonna comment on that. but u beat me to it! xD

kay, key xD

[RMRemixs]

Nice youtube user name, dell1032 lol obviously windows didnt work out to well for you

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[TheRugbyboy88]

fuck

[GeorgeyBoy13]

I wonder if some idiot has already commented "what to do when you get a Mac - take it back". If not, a PC rapist is likely to sometime soon.

[dfoggin]

@GeorgeyBoy13 Lol "PC Rapist" ;)

[MrJimmytmia]

k so turn it on, k k k k k k

[SkyshooterMatty]

K? BEST VID EVER! what would you do if I said I wasn't k?

[BlueprintLuvv]

1. Download Porn

2. Wait for it to say "Warning, this download contains malicious virus."

3. Open it and wait for it to say, "ALERT, this program contains malicious virus"

4. Return it to Apple.

[mrv9292]

kay?

[arcano92]

1. Destroy it.

OR

1. Sell it and don't be retarded and buy a PC.

[josegarza64]

@arcano92 u cant afford one?

[arcano92]

@josegarza64 Affording one means nothing. It's the stupidity of buying one that justifies my reasoning. And yes, I can afford one.

[badass147]

@arcano92 pc's r garbage dude.. there's a reason y everyone's switching to mac. once ur pc dies, u'll understand.

[arcano92]

@badass147 Sorry, my PC won't "die". Why? Because I'm not stupid enough to download "movie" files that end in '.exe'. If something goes down, I'll upgrade that piece. I'll OPEN (yes, I said open) my case and install it myself -- all for hundreds of dollars cheaper than your Mac. Oh, and it'll still run better than a Mac :D

[badass147]

@arcano92 well, im not talking about viruses. Im talking about the construction of most pc's, they are made up of several different parts, made by many different people and they r slopped together. a macbook is made entirely by apple, every part is made for one specific purpose and so everything fits together perfectly and works efficiently. Ive owned a few pc laptops in the past and have always run into hardware problems, not to mention, technical support is absolute shit. FOREVER

[arcano92]

@badass147 I'm not retarded, so I think I'll be good. Wonder why Macs were created? For simple people, like you, who has no knowledge of computer parts/accessories. Also, Macs are NOT (n-o-t) made entirely by Apple. Allow me to introduce the processor you're running -- Intel. (That's not Apple FYI) The list is somewhat infinite. Oh and btw, of course each part is made for a specific purpose. That's why you can't have a processor for your motherboard, GPU, RAM, Network card, sound card, etc.

[SensuellaSven]

@badass147 Name one Apple-made major component they use in their computers. Think long and hard before answering...

[badass147]

@SensuellaSven the shell... did i win?? what do i get?!

[CelticsFanBoy92]

@SensuellaSven Apple made applications first and pc took their idea. Thats how pc got most of their stuff.

[SilentMystification]

@CelticsFanBoy92 Not really, Technically, Windows made the first programs, Apps are just apple's name for them, and NO Windows didn't steal the GUI idea from apple. Apple stole it from Xerox.

[LowRentTG]

@SilentMystification Then Microsoft stole it from Apple after Apple stole it from Xerox Parc.

[SilentMystification]

@LowRentTG That's the world of business for ya!

[SilentMystification]

@SensuellaSven None! (except for the pretty little logo that may be on the part!)

[1990redchevy]

Omg... thanks for the calibration tip. My screen looks 100% better

[GODtheSniper]

why is ur finder in the corner of the screen blue???

[iPatrickTouch]

@GODtheSniper because he runs Tiger ;)

[FissionNonStop]

mac is fake & gay

[switch0effect]

thanks a lot!

k?

i like how you say that a lot...you say it so nicely...

[Jay146992]

Thanks! K!

[funeraldirecting]

Thank u, K! LOL jk..but yes, thank you

[xSnakeGladex]

i have to wait till 12/18/2010 for my Macbook Pro

[rilecotara]

why? you want the new ones?

[Morric603]

unlucky man

[Hercules984]

@xSnakeGladex i have to wait for 10 days...

[bxvitor]

lol u guys r funny as hell lol

[Morric603]

Things to do when getting a new mac:

1: Quit smoking

2:Run around the street shouting 'Ye haaa, ive got a mac, IN YOUR FACE!'

3:Do what the guy in the video says.

LoL

[soldout99]

i've heard that if you smoke, and it fucks up, apple with just refuse to repair it because of a biohazard.. not that i really care because i dont smoke, but you know, is this true?

[moneyboi50]

lol i did exactly that!

[rilecotara]

@Morric603  and dont forget

2.5 careful with thieves xD

[Morric603]

lol

[Hercules984]

@Morric603 haha nice comment dude!

[hollowpossesor]

@Morric603 haha :)

[TheNattiboom]

llooooool @Morric603

[memememe405]

@Morric603 haha, -.- my uncle litterally did that :P

[matrixxART]

I think I might get a mac... K? Or maybe not... K? What do you think... K?

[ldmason123]

maybe u should quit smoking bc smokings bad and u should go die before u say ur more likely to have a heart attack who gives a fuck ur dick and i hope u die when ur 60-

that is all thank you-LDM

[7649460]

IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYING A MACBOOK (or any other Apple product): "QUIT SMOKING" - Yes, quit smoking..... Apple will no-longer repair products under warranty or AppleCare that have either been used by a smoker or is from a house where a smoker lives..... go ask them yourself if you dont believe me....... no mention of this when i bought a 20" and a 24" imac at the same time though... scum fuckers

[dizzyd1250]

why? lol

[7649460]

well they say electronics that have been around cigarette smoke are classed as a biohazard and that its dangerous for their staff to work on. An example of some Bio-hazardous materials include, turmeric, talcum powder and common household dust which includes stuff like TB, faeces, and other disgusting airborne stuff.

[dilbertjcg]

Don't get bummed out 7649460, at least you have cancer to look forward to!

[7649460]

yep and what do you have to look forward to, dying in a pool of your own piss and shit? Go take a walk on the highway dick head!