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  • My pokemon de-evolved when i used my action replay

  • I'm tall and I'm a black belt. Your arguement is invalid.

  • lol...i have nothing to say

  • Umm, Kung Fu lengthens and stretches the body. Many of the very best KF fighters from ancient China were way taller and bigger than the average Chinese person of their time. Sorry, he makes sense in some of his videos, but not this one.

  • We're ATROPHYING.

    So that Evolution is in fact De-Evolution, as the LORD created us super-strong + healthy in the Garden of Eden, MAN was about 16 feet tall, and Woman 13 feet, with large brains, we have greated DE-EVOLVED.

    The Theory of Evolution is totally opposite to this concept.

  • You kind of got stuck telling us about how kung fu made the grandmother shorter... I think we got it the first time.

  • Napoleon is short and knows only french but does he know kung fu? NO!

  • So I'm short but do I know kung fu?....NO! this just proves that happeh theory is inaccurate.

  • I don't think that this is true because there are some human beings who was born looking different by having one side of their body being stronger than their other side.

  • The happeh theory, the happeh theory, the happeh theory.....

    Anything else?

  • There is no such thing as "de-evolution". If you know anything about evolution though natural selection, you would understand that evolution isn't a hierarchy. Life isn't "more" or "less" evolved than it's previous forms. I highly recommend that you read "The Greatest Show on Earth" if you want to understand what evolution is, otherwise you're just misusing the term.

  • @IAmTheBlurr Not trying to back his crap idea of de-evolution... however, "evolution though natural selection", is also just a theory.

  • @theeone222 Make sure that you're not confusing what "theory" means in science and what a theory is in philosophy when it is colloquially used. They are different things.

  • @IAmTheBlurr didnt realize you were speaking philosophically, because what you said makes no sense then. However, if you werent, my point remains. A theory is a theory, no matter who believes its true.

  • @IAmTheBlurr lol..just watched it again... Apparently, mysterious "compressive forces" will attack you for your knowledge of kung fu. Additionally, it should be avoided at all costs unless you want to be short and ugly. The grand daughter is clearly the superior one and is waaaay hotter :P

  • Are we not men?

  • LOL! xD

  • no wonder little mr miagi was a bad ass

  • what a stupid video...

  • this video proves your point. i don't think you met to.

  • Epic troll video. I thought it was srs at first.

  • Ehm... do you actually believe your own words?

  • There is no hiearchy in evolution. So this concept of de-evolution is an illusion.

    Also your idea that energy goes from a high level to a lower one is not correct.

    Energy is the same forever. Though it does change form, get more compact or spread out. There is the same amount of energy in a glass of water as an atomic bomb.

  • What kind of compressive forces?

  • So, this could essentially be summed up by: "The principles of kung-fu and asian philosophy squash your body. It's good to have squashed bodies."

    There, I just saved you 5 minutes.

  • You guys came to see something serious...

    This is so funny lmfaoo...

  • Less physical strength =/= Less adapted

    Less mental strength =/= Less adapted

    Less resource strength =/= Less adapted

    Less physical strength + Less mental strength + Less resource strength = Less adapted

    Devolution is not happening... yet.

  • black is white kyle hill is skinny

  • we are practacily waiting for sumthing to open our minds to the universe and 2012 is symbolic of this. if there was sumkind of happening around 2012 that forced our simple minds to realise what we are really apart of we would evolve at a faster rate than we do 2day that is why 2012 is important to us if acurrence it would become a very special point in our history and it would give us the knowledge and power we rightfully deserve it would also promt a reveloutionery change in our way of thinking

  • HAahhaahahahaha... I was actually paying attention for the first few seconds... Hahahahaha

  • Hahaha, they were different heights because they were genetically all different, it has nothing to do with kung fu.

  • factors affecting growth are infinite

  • that is an absurd opinion to say it like its a fact couldnt it just be cause they moved to a different area were men were taller on avg and the following generations became taller as a result

    o ya thats absolutly ridiculous to because i didnt take into account the effect of kungfu which makes people shrink ? and asian philosophy this must be a joke

    then again this proves my point that de'evolution of they human mind is real

  • not necercerily true it could be because of her age, when u get old your skeleton tends to shrink in some cases, so probaly wen the mother gets old she'll get shorter also

  • This has to be a joke... Because if it isn't then that means the human race REALLY is going through a state of de-evolution... And it has begun with this guy... kung fu and asian philosophy... the poor world of tomorrow

  • moron

  • the only reason we die is because our bodies werent ment to keep going on and on and on and on. neither were everything else in this universe. its the circle of life. and the problem with the 3 women was that from going through generations of repruduction. the grandmother had only a asian husband. making the child shorter. when that child reproduced, he was probably married to an american man. making the offspring taller considering he genes adapting to a different lifestyle

  • what this dosnt make sense lol

  • First of if we were able to grasp and use the power of a black hole we would be able to power EVERYONE on Earth for longer than the Earth is old

    Second, when you mention the 3 generations of woman, you state that "experience" is the same as physiological superiority, THAT IS HORSE *****. If you actually studied the human race has a average life span of up to 60 years more than those of the 20th century. Next time do your RESEARCH you dumbo

  • because black holes don't have energy?! Fucking idiot...they're practically the most powerful force we've found in the universe!

    So you think people were born perfect, and tiny, and have since become more ignorant and large? You're a moron. We have better DIETS, eat more growth hormones, and have much higher levels of insulin...

    You can't just say, "Knowledge makes people smaller" and poof! it's true...fucking ass

    Kung-Fu and Asian philosophy...what does that even mean?

  • This guy's an idiot?

  • you had a good start until kung fu and asian pholosphy and all the crap after that

  • im 5'3" and have never done anything having to do with kung fu or asian philosophy.

    you used your computer to narrate cause you couldn't help but laugh at something so stupid, and laughing would make you sound like you didn't believe, and where just messing around. you are a dummyhead.

  • wtf? the woman probably had her feet binded that was common for chinese women in those time just because we don't do that sort of thing now doesn't mean were less intelligent lol.

  • exactly, now a days people but botox which is a poison into their faces and salt water into bags as to make their breasts bigger but the old chinese people were wierd.

  • yup way back in the early days, when kung fu was compleatly widespread, there where a hell of a lot more migets. In fact adults were smaller than the babies they gave birth to (due to their compression since birth).

  • FUCKING DUMB!

    i agree with the de-evolution theory, but you my friend have been severly "degenerated".

    because of your less exposure to the principles of Kung Fu and Ashun philosophy.

  • haha...

  • Kinda dumb!

  • this video made me de-evolve

  • no it's not

  • Why is this called happy thery?

  • This has got to be the dumbest most laughable video ever!!!lol

    The guy who posted this video is a total space cadet!! lol!!

  • anybody ever hear of thing called osteoporosis ???

    what a load of codswallop

  • someone not being exposed to kung fu or asian philosophy is not a natural situation. Kung Fu was an invention by people, the earth did not create it. This clip is a sack of shit

  • still prefer the less evolved daughter :-)

  • hahaha. me too. thats the best comment ive seen ina while.

  • This video is monkey shit, there I said it.

  • kung fu and asian philosophy? I think it has more to do with the differences in the types of food that people ate back then compared to today. today all the meat we have come from animals that were injected with growth hormones and steroids to make the animal bigger. then the humans gobble that shit down and grow bigger. back when the grandmother was growing up, all she ate was probably rice and fish.

  • aaaagggg midgets will take over the world.....

  • WTF is Happeh theory, I can contradict I believe every one of these statements...

  • People have become lazier because of modern convinences,I doubt that we would be able to survive if we were suddenly all thrown out in the cold, Plus I believe that TV plays a signicant roll in dumming us down, All the crap that is on the tube is turning us into mindless zombies, Real world shows and things of that nature.

  • Its all because money.

  • kung foo has NOTHING to do with being short

  • Those people posting negative comments are a very good example of de-evolution. They are confused because they are not intelligent, therefore they use less brain capacity, so they get confused.

  • so what ud rather us post a non negative comment on this guys fucked up videos?

  • This is not even funny, let alone useful. Why was this video made?

  • These videos crack me up. Now I know I am taller then my mom because I was exposed to less confederacy then her, as I am a yankee, and she is a rebel....lol!

  • Ok..... The grandmother is more little becouse she was exposed to old phylosophy and art that was primitive. The mother and the daughter were taller becouse they were exposed to the popular culture of today which let them grow. So the only thing this shows is the EVOLUTION of culture and it's obvious superiority... dumass.

  • this has to be a joke

  • these vidieos are fuckin bull shitin too muck

  • I dare you to say I'm inferior, you stupid cunt racist. I'm six foot three and growing. Anyhow, we get taller because of natural progression in genetic code; known as EVOLUTION.

  • (in robot voice) do u think ur stephan hawking or something and ur spelling is crap

  • How the FUCK do the principles of kung fu and Asian philosophy cause compressive forces? O__o

  • WTF??? Waste of almost 5 minutes of my life....

  • The creater of this fucking shit is the BEST EXAMPLE for human de-evolution.

  • This is a fucking joke right? Classic!

  • u are full of shit mate! fark off

  • but u cannt deny that the daughter is the hottest one.

    btw did anybody count how often he says "the principles of kung fu and asian philosophy"?

  • Lol the mother wasn't exposed to Asian kung fu philosophy XD

  • LOL

    the daughter bigger? try food!!! malnutrition and poverty and all that, did you factor in that? not to mention technology today makes machines do more work and people thus don't need to be as physically fit and muscular. thats why america is the world's fattest country.

  • I'm working on my Happeh Antithesis ...

  • Is this parody?

  • sorry mr happeh, but the sun start from a low level of energy and move to a higher level of energy as it grows bigger and the sun blows up ^^

    But i still love it ^^

  • This is so SAD! I need a weak-ass hug.

  • I love it. Who scripts these videos? They're gold humour. Hahaha. The whole de-evolution has some truths though, not so much due to evil, just bilogical degeneration of DNA and/or evolution is in action to remove what's not needed.

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