Celebrity World Cup Soccer Six - Tim Vine Standup Comedy

[BELLOFIGURO]

beyond z list wannabees.... probably didn`t understand you Tim as you were speaking in words of more than 2 syllables.

Keep doing your stuff as you have a wider, classier and more intelligent audience than this.

[TheDominantSloth]

They're not even fucken listening to him :(

[20meerkat]

even though his jokes were halarious it was so hard to laugh because you just had the same sinking feeling at tim did halfway through his act

[20meerkat]

he's trying so hard....

[carlsaidfred]

This is really hard to watch, I honestly think the audience would've responded best to pen behind the ear -perhaps an special extended 20 minute version of pen behind the ear.

[wheyman1]

Tim Vine is an amazing comedian and performer. This performance was in front of a bunch of complete morons.

To say Z list doesn't do this justice is actually an insult to genuine Z listers.

[wonderbrawl1919]

1:26 she's still trying to work out that Harvey Talian/Half Italian joke

[yousurfer2]

thick 'celebs'

[y0shi09]

My guess is that these people were too pissed and full of themselves to understand anything. I felt bad for Tim but at least he didn't have to do an hour infront of these morons. Not laughing is one thing, but oblivously chatting over somebody who's trying to perform? I'm angry just watching so god knows what Tim must have been thinking.

[yanzs10]

A lot of recycled jokes from his first appearance on BBC's Pebble Mill in 1994...still funny :)

[stonedraider91]

so horrible to watch

[superfozziebear]

z list doesn't do it justice haha

[Libline]

Tim is too good for this crowd.

[shaz118]

He's brilliant- audience are gash!!!

[nawles1]

pen behind the ear

[TeddyTucker189]

shit audience, brilliant comic

[ghostieknows]

shit crowd

[subadubable]

They just didn't get the pun of it o.0

[Oinky23]

This audience is making me angry :( this isnt why im watching tim...

[MaRzReppin]

The Audience Needs Fucking Gassing

[yousurfer2]

rude "Celebrities"

[iamthatiam]

he even took the piss out of them with the Z list bit and they still didn't get it

[iamthatiam]

they're all as thick as two short planks

[sam8110]

Blimey, they aren't even listening, unbelievably rude.

[lfctheone]

You can bet that if Tim used swearing in his jokes then he would get more laughs in this video. I respect him for not going down that route as to me you can tell a clever comedian by if they use bad language or not.

Remember Lee evans? didn't use bad language years back and now look.. its in every joke. its what tv fame does to you.

Keep it up Tim your doing a fine job and never lower your standards to entertain wildly audiences like those in video as your clearly unique & gifted.

[Baalthazaq]

RUBBISH AUDIENCE.

THE STEAKS ARE TOO HIGH JOKE GOT NOTHING!

I'VE NEVER TYPED A YOUTUBE COMMENT IN ALL CAPS BEFORE, BUT SERIOUSLY, WTF.

[ARowley777]

haha z list doesn't do it justice, quality lol

[YooBurp]

My god the audience awful

[julianbarry]

It's such as shame the embaressment shows, but he is still one of the best comedians around. Seriously one of the greates one liners ever! Legend

[mickbmx]

could not believe that pissing audience

[ryanbrownnew]

i would have thought roy walker would have had some respect..he' another bloody comedian..christ

[kendrikMN]

haha lamest audience in the world... lol at the z-listers

[rtyrtyrtyus]

It just goes to show how celebrities are pompous, arrogant, selfish arseholes who are ignorant to an amazing comedian. I'd like to think the producers saved Tim 'till last because he's the best and everyone was just too drunk to bother listerning. As someone else said, anyone would have fallen flat on that stage. It was like two sets of footage thrown together; the audience and Tim.

[ppeeza]

4kin rubbish audience! giving birmingham a bad name! they only cheered 4 their city..thats all they could recognise!

[ppeeza]

4kin rubbish audience!

[dunklespferd]

@spencerrayong. its Roy Walker not John Craven mate, the guy from Catchphrase. The crowd were complete ignorant chav tossers. the jokes were funny but they flew over their heads:-)

[Vasyukov]

...even the best can die on stage

[spencerrayong]

john craven not listening and talking to his mate...go back to your farming show u dull nob face.......!!!!

[DanielTempleUK]

Z-List doesn't do it justice. What a hero. I can't believe these people didn't appreciate his true genius

[danny007p]

What you see here is a room of "celebrities" not interested in a good act, as they are too busy telling people at there table how cool, rich or "famous" they are.

[Th3Z0ne]

One of my favourite comedians ever, and I love how he just took the piss out the audience instead of giving up, what a pack of z-list idiots. He's the man :)

[GoodByeKyle]

poor man, died on his ass

[lozcroft]

"Z-list doesn't do it justice". If that was a joke then it would've been the funniest in the set.

[sjrickard2008]

Very clever suttle hints he throws in, rightly dissing this pathetic audience.

[sjrickard2008]

Yes. I completely agree. This audience was like a group of zombies. I think most of them were so pissed up they couldn't be arsed to listen. Either that or they were just mostly unintelligent brain dead idiots-as it seemed they hadn't recognised there was a true class comedian on stage and weren't interested in the entertainment provided-he never had their attention from the start. Just a bunch of pissheads!! Don't even count that for feedback Tim. They weren't about to listen to anyone.

[AndyForTheWin]

Wow great crowd...

[deliverence1000]

Ignorant pigs they don't know a funny guy when they see one. Tim should have told them to shut up or F**k off.

[Slashfan90210]

@deliverence1000 yeah, it was the sort of crowd that finds Lee Evans funny.

[ballbagbaggins]

gay crowd didnt find it funny lol

[bondbug73]

Tim Vine is pun genius. I know as is I saw him live last weekend. Couldn't stop laughing.

I agree with everybody that this shit crowd are disrespectful to Tim. Bunch a T**ts

[andymantoonarmy]

SHIT Crowd!

Celebrities are fucking stuck up.

[f16pilot92]

man i woulda loved to be there

assholes don't even care, lucky bastards

[JonBetts2004]

Half of them are not even listening. So disrespectful

[GJS666]

Football related celebs are bound to be a bunch of simple fucking twats, so it no wonder no ones laughing!

[PureLouBurn]

I love Tim Vine, i think his stand up is so funny

[thechevron]

fuck this crowd, tim vine is the best

[owls2k]

Knowing Tim I bet he loved this!!

[andy2k8]

tim vine is amazing, hope he got paid a good amount to entertain such an ignorant group of 'celebs' as that.

[oldskoolmacboy]

Ignorant bastards at least have the decency to listen to him.

[humbug5678]

I KNOW YEAH WHAT A TOUGH CROWDsoz caps

[judojoe07]

Now thats just rude, if that was me id be like "oi, are you fucking listening or what!" Terrible audience

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

Hang on he's not racist or sexist see if I can get some Bernard Manning on my iPhone...twats

[greasyelvis]

fuck you roy walker, you no-trick pony

[andyfieldmagic]

Tim Vines act is clean and funny. With no rude jokes or swear words in his act this bunch of beer drinkers can't understand him. Totally over their heads.

[Bustersword910]

I went to see him live, and he did the islamic dog joke then as well.

[Biokour]

they only clap wen he leaves stupid ppl i would kill 2 see him live

[martinpopov1]

I feel so sorry for the poor guy. I think Tim Vine is totally FANTASTIC (going to see him on tour start of next year and can't wait) but even if he wasn't he didn't deserve that! RUDE RUDE PEOPLE!!!!

[computer11111111111]

Rubbish audience, don't worry though Tim, you're class!

[GBsleekie]

where's flag hippo when you need him?

[SongBillong]

Most people in that audience were sat there chatting. It's just so damn rude when someone travels to an event like that just to entertain an audience, and they can't even be bothered to listen. Amanda Holden and a couple of blokes at the front were listening, but the rest are just a load of big fat ugly toss wanks who should learn some manners. Tim Vine is one of the funniest comedians around, and so he deserves some respect. See my Tim Vine playlist for loads of his hilarious stuff. Very funny!

[owls2k]

They're not even watching him! Tossers

[Hardysamnin]

"Its been an absolute pleasure to entertain" The worlds most miserable crowd? This guy is brill, how can they sit there so straight faced.

[leanonme78]

bad crowd...still a top one liner comedian tim is ...and was that john rapist leslie sat in the crowd ?

[killieboy93]

i agree, terrible crowd, great comedian, but actualy john leslie was eventually found innocent.

[thechevron]

@killieboy93

he's still a cunt though

[killieboy93]

i can't comment on that. i didn't say he wasn't and i will not say he is

[Leenos]

This is actually the worst comedy ever. FUCKING SHITE.

[j43ms]

what a pack of fucking cunts this audience are.

 pearls before swine....

[crucifythis]

poor dude. I'm a stand up, hate when crowd don't enjoy it. You'd imagine when you get to that level it would stop!

[batmanofni]

I feel so sorry for Tim here, the crowd just don't like it. Although it's not his best performance.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Poor Tim! When he said "longest three minutes of my life", I glanced at the bottom-right clock and couldn't believe it was only about two and a half minutes in, since the time felt excruciatingly longer. Most of his material here was either very weak or recycled from years gone by. However, judging by the way the audience totally ignored him, the quality of his material may well be irrelevant.

[mattfirevai]

Audience is soooooo disrespectful, can't believe them....

[skulsaw]

fucking idiots in the audience if they hadn't of been so bad to him he would have been funnier

[th4397]

died a death here

[dannykoed]

the audience are fucking lame atleast laugh u non sense of humour fucks tim vine is great hey just suck cause they dont get it. guess they got there head kicked by the ball a couple of times not getting that these are jokes! jeez these people are stuck up

[Leenos]

Tim Vine is middle class gash. Listen to him condescend the audience for not getting him. Just because I'd be sat at one of his other gigs not lauging aound a packed concert hall that were doesn't mean I'm wrong. I was just expressing an opinion. I'm of a different generation and think this middle class pun shite for simpletons has got to go. Time we evolved and got a proper sense of humour.

[Scottmachin]

You're a little obsessed by class, I'd say. When's your DVD out?

[12casewelljd1]

There is never anything wrong with puns. It's a form of humour in it's own simple way.

[ttimothymurphy]

how are puns middle class?

[Leenos]

I imagine a family sat round the table divorced from the struggles of the real world telling each other these pathetic jokes and thinking they're hilarious. They're not really middle class. Saying puns are middle class is because I have a confused world view. I am unaware of how clever Tim Vine really is.

[ttimothymurphy]

darn right tim vine's clever!

he's got a proper comedy persona, not a mr cool cynical persona like too many comics.

[DudeSpectre]

@Leenos

and what is exactly IS a "proper" sense of humour, oh wise one?

[aurrorra]

They don't even give him the respect of shutting the fuck up for 3 minutes while he's on!

[joeythewheel]

Comon!!!! he's quality

[Choo69]

i love tim but he stuffed it here :/

[DERBYSHIRELOYAL]

Bunch of nobodies. Freeloading scum showing no respect at all.

[bigfatpigcunt5]

oh please....my take on the below comments: you wouldnt have the gall to pick apart a good comics livelihood if he was blowing the roof off and cracking the audience up in this video, so you've picked the one where hes dying on his arse because of an ignorant, snobby crowd and tryed belittling his act that way! if you were there when he DESTROYED Reading concert hall last year, you'd be the only one not in stitches and your point about his (admittedly silly) humour would have fallen on deaf ears

[Leenos]

Tim Vine is terrible. He's not a naturally funny bloke at all. All he does is takes figures of speech and works out shitty christmas cracker jokes. I could do them. I went to the casino and the croupier went mental. I said excuse me sir you have a chip on your shoulder. Most people do one-liners knowing how bad they are. He has the deluded arrogance to think these gags are pure genius and the cheek to put that he's a world record holder for his 'unique' style on his DVD. Not for me sorry. Shite.

[DHazlehurst]

Vine's act is complete toss, his delivery is terrible. All his jokes sound like they've come from a childs joke book. And he's made a career out of this? What a sad state of affairs.

[locojambo]

hahaha its not even funny

[luciferlovespenelope]

He is so crap. He's not even funny.

[sams18888]

whaaaat a bunch of ignorant twats

[computer11111111111]

What a tough crowd. Don't worry Tim you're still a legend :)

[buffyangel108]

Tim's an absolute legend. Roy Walker's gone down in my estimations, though.

[hofsteveO]

What a disrespectful crowd...

Arseholes.

[TuWylde]

o my what a shittttty crowd! poor guy hes one of the best! felt bad for him there

[The111DooD]

Shit tough crow.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I didn't notice any crows fly in. I assume you meant "shit tough crowd".

[The111DooD]

yeah whoops :p

[icey17wales]

ouch.....shitty audience

not classic vine tho .... i like tim vine that was hard to watch

[jackblume]

lol @ 1:26

pooor tim :(

[korgasm]

yeah , come off it tim, first rule of comedy, always look entertained yourself, and tha crowd will follow, then have killer material, that suits your crowd, you my friend had neither , and that right there was the deciding line between super stardom, and well, those crapy t.v quizshows...eh-hem, you might be young enough still...i love tim vine , and he was the first comedian i ever saw on t.v., and "juz like that" i became funny, and got ladies, for that i salute you...

[owls2k]

You pissed?

[ahgoodmorning]

This guy isn't funny sorry.

[d3viou5]

he talks to fast :(

[gillylfc]

That's what you call dying on your arse.

[teddyboysmith2]

the crowd were ignoring him ?

[scurley12]

What a disrespectful crowd.. tim vine is very funny but these knobheads didn't understand any of his humour. x

[DeMistro]

Hit the nail on the head there, a crowd full of ignorent fools, Vine is very funny!

[Oliboliboobar]

Love you, Timbo. Good on yer, mate. he was soooo above these guys out there watching. Great comedian. He loved it by the end.

[joellovesleeds]

I feel sorry for Tim hes such a funny guy but these retarded z list celebs cant give him time of day whereas normal guys find him hilarious :D legend

[gardenclaw82]

Wrong comedian for that crowd, tim vine is is ace but self important "celebrities" can't even be bothered to give him a chance. Pity.

[Dizzieblonde79]

wanker

[Dizzieblonde79]

Christ - He died on his arse :o\

[RumbleVideos]

You're right, but his material was good which annoys me

[jul1cobra]

Tim your a legend mate, john leslie and Roy walker both shit anyway, suprised john leslie didnt sexual assault every female in the audience and mr chips was funnier than walker!!!

[donguzin]

I really rate him, but that was awful. I felt awkward watching. Roy Walker talking during his set though, show some respect cunt

[cbak12sg]

He seems about as welcome on that show as someone singing Hava Nagila in the Gaza Strip....

[iluvbex]

ouch!

[browner313]

this is wierd hes funny normally he set it out all rong he started off like he was tryin too ard

[RapierInternational]

0:30 isn't that roy walker?

[ruudvanbrown]

i doubt there is another video on youtube of a comedian dying on their arse more than this!

Let's be fair as well, it wasn't just the crowd, some of the material was pretty weak too.

[elbydavidson]

The crowd dont know true comedy. Are they even watching?

[themanatyourwindow2]

Poor guy died a death! Not his fault though, he's fantastic

[durhamblue]

bunch of cunts

[TangerineSteve17]

What a load of ignorant shits.

[dilboy1234]

Tough crowd!

[happy2oblige]

Just saw Tim at the Edinburgh Fringe. The funniest show we saw, he was brilliant.

[corcman19]

"Z-list doesn't do you justice."

Ooooh! Harsh, but appropriate. An audience like that deserves to be insulted.

[almostmatthew]

The fact they all thought this was a private do shows how "celebs" work. This is the type of arrogance they use to get where they are.

To see fellow comedians ignoring him though is disgusting.

Sorry Roy you're down in my estimations!

Tims great - but how would he have been in that audience?

[bigpaulothe1st]

i agree.roy walker couldnt lace tim vines boots.ignorant old "SAY WHAT U SEE FANNY"

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I don't recall Roy Walker doing anyhing other than presenting Catchphrase. In fact, I didn't even realize he was still alive. Was he ever actually billed as a comedian?

[nakkadu]

good comments, I'm glad people realise it was the crowd at fault and not the comedian

[gmwbitch]

i want to hit every single one of those z list idiots in the face. tim vine is amazing.

[plotagainstjohn]

the crowd are a bunch of bastards! they dont shut up and show any respect for someone who is trying to entertain them!

[omega255]

like the way he says 'it's been great to entertain the... the... all these people here' at the end. he basically insults them all at the end and they still cheer him whjen he finishes. they weren't listening at all through it the rude buggers

[eebeebeeb]

Hahaha Tim Vine is hilarious even when he's bombing.

[veryniceman]

tim vine is soo funny in this video, z list does'nt do it justice!

[bigfatpigcunt5]

This is a sad video. Tim Vine is also my favorite stand-up comic and this crowd just SUCK. what snobs. i saw him live at the Reading concert hall not long ago and he blew the roof off! then me and a few mates met him afterwards and he was wicked and still cracking jokes at us at the car park! he signed my mates ticket "to Ed, are better than one"! when he says 'longest 3 mins of my life' i could throttle that crowd, at least his parting shot put paid to them and Z-list doesn't do them justice

[frogdiet]

Mate i agree he's a funny man that was hard to watch, was that grey headed Catchphrase wanker in the crowd? wnder how many Argos vouchers he got for being there?

[jp235]

Ooh dear. Tim's my favourite comedian in the whole world, but I'm not sure anyone could have done anything with that rotten crowd.

If this is the first time you've seen him, please ignore it - he's SO much better than this!

[hofsteveO]

..Elvis could have walked in and set himself on fire and no one would have taken notice.

Roy Walkers probably pissed that he didnt get asked to do a set....

[dannyboyo1977]

i saw tim a few weeks back at the bloomsbury theatre and he had the whole audience in stitches and he didnt need to take the piss outta anyone to get his laughs,a down to earth funny fella!

[calvers7]

yeh it was good how he kept going really that must have been really hard with a crowd like that

[djho6]

i must admit i build my day at work with one liners from tim vine, at least my work mates will be pleased i didnt get any new material from this clip, i did feel sorry for him here, but he should have done his homework, he looked like he was not enjoying it for one second...by the way i answer the phone at the jaundice clinic....come on tim pull your socks up lad and remember you are only as good as your last game.

[TownCoote]

What a bastard of a crowd. Don't realise what a great comedian they have in front of them.

[rtoplass1985]

yeah not one of his best, but if the people arent listening what can he do. not his target audience was it

[danm003]

Hahahaha I feel sorry for Tim here hahaha! Nobody is even listening to him! LOL! I think he rocks though, I was laughing! GO TIM!

[bum2004]

wow, i love tim vine but he is seriously dying on his arse here, no one is listening to him. at 1.27 the 3 peoples look of discust is priceless. 'Harvey talian' is a class gag

[hofsteveO]

..And those people at 1:27 are?????..

Yep, youve guessed it..

PONCES...

Out for a freebie, probably name dropping at every opportunity, hoping to get a foot in somewhere....

[owls2k]

HAHAHAH go tim

[paulgg]

tim vine is the best! loved the way he took the piss out of the feedback and guy walking across the shot!