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  • The sound of him flying around on his jet printer just killed me! XD

  • laser jet printers don´t use ink

  • The video would've gotten me with the title "Hey! The police guy from Dumb & Dumber who drank pee from a beer bottle's doing stand-up!" But I guess that's too long...

  • Wow, this guy sounds just like Walter the puppet from Jeff Dunham's comedy routine...!

  • Censored stand-up comedy? Come on.

  • What's up, player?

  • where is the funny part?

  • @napster428

    Either you're too young or too old... or too dumb?

  • @cougher989 no, its just not funny

  • OMG somebody jail him .... that's animal abuse!!!

  • @KarpatycGhost Sea creatures arent animals they dont count hahaha jk

  • anyone who judges Harland from this one video is cutting themselves short, go watch his interviews on Conan O'Brien they're way funnier than this

  • Isn't he the dude who went to jail in Half Baked???!!!

  • @lizarb51

    Harland Williams has made cameos in quite a bit of movies.

  • @lizarb51 Yeah totally dude, that movie is classic. Go watch it. Again right now.

  • @LSweener012 just smoke it yo!

  • his voice is so annoying

  • even more than his performance here, I'm really impressed with his jetliner impression!

  • <3 harland

  • Why is this censored? Go fuck your mothers rooftop!

  • luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv the Harland.

  • quit censoring shit morans.

  • Haha, he sounds like Ted in Scrubs :P Not really my type of humor, though...

  • Awesome! Comedy Central aired a Harland Williams special several years ago. I think it was recorded in Colorado, at a ski resort, or something like that? I have searched for it, to no avail so far. If anybody has that video, please post it, because it was very funny! Thanks!

  • I'm gettin' my refills for free, Staples. What's up player? LMAO

  • lol

  • just saw him in kirkland washington. I have this album but would love to see the rest of the comedy on video. please upload the other parts to this! specially about the birds. "listening to every bird in the bird kingdom when all of a sudden..*CAW!!! CAW!!!* What the fuck was that? What the hell is he so pissed off about at 6 in the morning?!"

  • Wow, they censored "damn" (0:12)...fucking lame.

  • Dude he said "FLY AROUND ON THE FUCKING THING " not DAMn WTF! 20+ thumbs up ratings WHY?!

  • @macmtl i think he says fuckin

  • bill hicks is the greatest harland comes second

  • harland is the greatest you have to see him live if u havent already

  • Rofl... I was in bed and then the sun light HIT me in the face and i opened my eyes and i listened to the birds (whisler like nice birds) then all off a sudden CHAAAAA CHAAA (thats a crow) and i thought it was like going to an opra on a nice tusday night: Ahhh mal marea CHAAAA!!!

  • Harland williams rules.

  • anyone see him on tom green live when tom was giving away his printer, and he asked tom if he could have the octopus?

  • I seen that. and he tried plugging it into his "nutsack" He's awesome!

  • very smart

  • Butter stuff lol

  • what's up player!

  • beginning was a bit rough, but he is VERY funny !

  • i just saw him about two weeks ago funniest guy on earth.

  • why is there not more videos of him on youtube hes hliarious

  • He is underrated he should be in more movies

  • fucking seriously. He is awesome

  • @nevermindthedog ROCKETMAN !!!! and the cop in Dumb and Dumber 

  • That was so original the whole octopus thing

  • Funny. I bet he could have added to that joke. Like someone asks him how he got there and he'd be like "I flew in on my printer."

  • i love that someone quoted mr headmistress, shot in my home town lol

  • BAHAHAHA :D Harland always cracks me up, especially in Mr Headmistress :D

    btw why is this censored???

  • lol!!!!!!!!!! *747 noise**

  • lol ooOOoOoOoo laaaser jet like i can fly around on the **** thing

  • made me laugh lol

  • Uh... you're a dick and need to get a sense of humor!

  • harland is a comedic genius

  • well maybe but he's way to much like Jeremy Hotz

  • nice, but not THAT funny

  • I LOVE THIS GUY

  • FBNETMMLLOL!!

    (Funny but not enough to make me literally laugh out loud)

  • que video de bosta

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  • Oh that was funny

  • Ink cartridge, yeh...sure

  • well i guess i have to step in and defend the guy--i've been laughing at him for a long time. the best? no. but still good, and original. go back to loving dane cook you douchebags..

  • Gawd, Coo is just not funny. At all. I don't see what the bid deal about him is...

  • nah, i don't think there is a 'big deal' about him so to speak, but he's funny just because he's odd. not tom green hey-i'm-on-camera odd, but a genuinely different brand of humor.. watch "rocketman".. it's so bad you HAVE TO laugh!

  • I totally mistyped that. I meant Cook. And my friend showed me the rocketman thing when I told her that I didn't think he was funny, it was eh.

  • ha ha ha, I totally forgot about rocketman

  • he sucks big time

  • lame.

  • ah that was good = P

  • dude it DOES!!! but theres no point for it...

  • Doesnt he mean squid?

  • no octopi do that just as much. O_o

  • ugh harland williams is an annoying unfunny douchebag

  • As pointed out... laserjets don't use ink. This is well known. Joke is pointless. Using the "technophobe idiot" gag, completely non-innovative. Not even slightly funny.

    And toner cartridges cost about 40 dollars.

  • wow this sucks

  • He was hilarious in "Sorority Boys". He's got an interesting and funny sense of humor. I thought this was good.

  • on diré le jamel comedy club.ptdr

  • You suck. I mean really really suck...

  • Laserjets use toner and inkjets use ink

  • i love this dude comedy

  • Bananas, remember bananas?

    I remember when i had bananas, and i was like "Look at me, i've got bananas!" Ha!

  • lolz,I DUN THINK HES FUNNY  AT ALL!!!!!WHAT!!,I'M JUST TELLING THE TRUTH!!!I DUN EVEN KNOW WAT HE'S SAYING.....LASER JET.....=.=

  • i think he's not funny

  • ......okay.

  • Man, fuck all y'all haters. This guy's the shit. You guys just suck! Harland Williams is hilarious!!!!!!!!

  • hes funny

  • ouch

  • that was awful -.-, he stinks like uncle's belly in a spa during summer time

  • not funnyyy...

  • y dont u just take the printer back to the store and stop ur whining....goodnes ur voice is annoying too

  • i guess you should stop whining also

  • haha

  • He sucks.

  • i agree

  • ppl these days are not computer (or printer) literate. I'll betcha he won't even know the difference between a floppy drive and a hard drive. hehehe.

  • a printer is either a laser printer or a jet ink printer,but not a "laser jet printer".it is usually how an image is "imprinted" on the surface of the paper.laser with a drum,jet (by heat or pressure)with ink cartridges...and not funny at all.

  • LaserJet is HP's brand name for laser printers, so yes, you can buy a "LaserJet" printer.

  • Not very funny...

  • wat a sack of sht

  • veryy godd

  • what the fuck is up with the no fucking profanity shit? EDDIE MURPHY WOULD BE RUINED IF YOU GUYS CENSORED HIS EARLY SHIT!! Good riddance but still... FUCK CENSORSHIP!

  • supposed to be funny?

  • thats just stupid not funni at all he is better formovies looking dopey and shit.

  • not funny. at all.

  • wow.

  • i thought it was funny.

  • EEH? That's pretty bad

  • you suck.

  • He is not funny at all but I respect his courage to try.. :-)

  • i didn't laugh at all

  • this is stupid. if u want ppl to watch ur video, just wait. you'll get viewers.

  • .....

  • that wasnt very funny...

  • This guy is awful !

  • damn! he suckz!!

  • he's trying very hard to be bill hicks and failing miserably.

  • Hi man how are you?

  • Not bad ,, off the wall,, but not bad

  • he sucks , he is really bad

  • i love that guy- he looks pretty young there

  • Soz, doubled up

  • He cant be a techno noob cus he put the canned laughter in nicely.

  • i suppose if you were that much of a techno n00b you might think you were being funny

  • He cant be a techno noob cus he put the canned laughter in nicely.

  • simple question: am i supposed to laugh about this? Well I don't...

  • ehh i laughed at one part but hes not too good

  • i dont get this its gay and retarded

  • This is a lesson in mediocrity.

  • i loved him in half baked.. but uh.. nm

  • fucking lame, whoever that is. no, that SUCKS!!!

  • i love the fake laugh.

  • that wasent very funny in my ipionion

  • 95% sucks

  • Agreed. The man even sounded a bit inebriated

  • i was ending my day on youtube on a good note...but YIKES!! i watched this crap!

  • i luff youu

  • At least make /up/ a motive, if you insist on posting this. Die now

  • nothing special

    not even funny

  • u suck!

  • Stupid.

  • lol

  • stand up is pretty tough

  • ur not funny and ink carterige doesnt cost 300$ asshole

  • yeah they cost 700 :O

  • it wasnt that funny u fuckin geeks hes talkin bout a printer for fuck sake

  • My god. At least make /up/ a motive, if you insist on posting this. Die now.

  • finally a funny rooftop comedy vid

  • scare the ink out of him

  • hahah. that was funny :]

    "i'm getting my copies for free STAPLES, whats up now playa?"

    thats humor

  • The Laserjet is a printer that uses a dry process to print involving toner, apposed to an Inkjet which uses ink cartridges. Not trying to be snutty, just thought thought I'd let you know as it is somewhat common information that your audience my know.

  • thanks for the tips professor. Now, was that really necessary or you just read labels and post them?

  • useally he is a really funny guy but that wasnt very great

  • Ooooooooo ooooo oooooo laser jet!

  • Harland Rules!

  • kinda gay for me..

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  • ROCKET MAN!

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