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  • that's it? but were does the FSM appears? Was it what Christian bale and other warlocks ate in the last supper or it doesn't have nothing to do with it?

  • UR STUPID 

  • I lol'd so hard.

    

  • I approve of this video!

  • there are a lot of smart christians just as there are jews muslims and atheist. my sister is a neurosurgeon and was validictorian. she's christian

  • LOL!!!! You sir, win teh internet! 

  • Haha clever Christian Bale as is in Baal.. Funny shit

  • lol now that's hilarious!

  • Aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! brilliant.

  • WOW it all makes sense, christain bale=saviour and DEVOURER of puppays, the church nowadays tells LIES !!! thank you so much !! I will try hard to defend from random stabbers D: and spread the truth, PRAISE BE TO THE PUPPY EATER!!

    lol but for real this is awsum, god bless xD

  • God bless you

  • Can I perform spells without getting emo hair?

  • @roxyosox122 No.

  • @roxyosox122 No

  • 2000 likes. youtube is a playground for idiots.

  • I must say the jaw twitching is rather accurate though.....all I can say is we need more snipers

  • @laxguy22655 There's never a sniper around when you need one anyway. Stick to stabbing. It works.

  • @dan91709 But....snipers are cool!

  • @laxguy22655 Yeah, they are. With the winding-down of two wars in the Middle East, maybe we'll have enough to go around. We'll see.

  • @dan91709 Not always, some of them can resurrect. The only way to make sure is to use TNT.

  • lmao. christians in a nutshell.

  • This is funniest ever! I know some Christians who need to see it.

  • Awesome Vid!!!

  • Sorry but I jsut can't see how this is supposed to be funny in any way. I thought I would see something interesting yet this video failed in every way... Do something a litte bit more useful...

  • @CrippledKnight "I jsut can't see how this is supposed to be funny in any way."

    It's funny how Christians have a tendency to not "see" things for what they are. Find your sense of humor and stop being butt-hurt.

  • @mjvoce I have sense of humor and tolerance towards almost any humor. But this is just senseless and unknowledgeable slander that does not offend me, but I find it kind of... stupid... the fact that your sense of humor is wrong doesn't mean that I'm a retard...

  • @CrippledKnight The point is (as is written in the text at the end) that this is how many Christians end up sounding to atheists, because they don't bother finding out our position.

    AHughman08's point is that as a Christian, you don't find this at all persuasive (or funny), so don't do this kind of thing to us.

    The humour comes in - as atheists - because this *is* exactly how many Christians do come across to us.

    (I'm not saying you are necessarily one of those Christians incidentally)

  • @CrippledKnight

    It's supposed to be a parody of Christian straw mans, which almost every evangelical, fundamentalist, or any Christian in general uses in debates. Straw man is when you make up a fake version of a theory and take it down. The point of a straw man is to give the audience a twisted version of an opponent's point of view.

    Example: "The Big Bang Theory states that the world came to be from an explosion" which is not what the theory states at all. That's a straw man.

  • Brilliant!!, but how is this a straw man argument? Someone please enlighten me. To me, the claims by christians are just as arbitrary as the claims in the vid. Is the vid weakening the christian claims, therefore, the burden of proof is mitigated?

  • wwwdotExposingChristianitydotc­om

  • I want to use O.J. Simpson's "lucky stabbin' knife."

  • @Kaddaemon

    Please, as an atheist to atheist don't lower yourself to the level of Christians. We really have no need to make them appear even more stupid then they are. Just leave it be.

  • Brilliant!

  • Love this

    

  • Just stabbing,Stab stab stab!!!!...lmafo!!!!

  • You can't stab me because i not have a big mouth as you :D

  • I dont see atheist as hard workers.I do now they like cheating on life.When others try making a honest living.

  • 70 people have been stabbed (after voting)

  • That was fucking hilarious!!!

  • Sorry, I'm not listening.... Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!

  • 69 dislikes!!!

  • If I had known this I would never have left the faith!

  • Its science!

  • I LOVE this!

  • oh goodness the empty and desprate accusation of "you just wanna sin "or "you just wanna avoid judgement" lol i wonder how you would react if a person with a different moral code and god accused you of escapism could you prove

    plus this is a obvious Appeal to motive

  • Interestingly, the biologists in the National Academy of Sciences were found to possess the lowest rate of belief of all the science disciplines, with only 5.5% believing in God

  • The scientific community, above any other subgroup of the population, has become overwhelmingly atheistic. According to a 1998 report in Nature, a survey by Edward Larson found that,

    “ among the top natural scientists, disbelief is greater than ever; almost total.

  • The same study, repeated in 1996, gave a similar percentage of 60.7%. Expressions of positive disbelief rose from 52% to 72%.[14] (See also Relationship between religion and science.)

  • as for your science claim

    A study has shown atheism in the west to be particularly prevalent among scientists, a tendency already quite marked at the beginning of the 20th century, developing into a dominant one during the course of the century. In 1914, James H. Leuba found that 58% of 1,000 randomly selected U.S. natural scientists expressed "disbelief or doubt in the existence of God"

  • in final for instance you will not get real religious data in the Maldives because to proclaim any belief in public aside Islam is punishable by death

    as i said a third time just because people hold a belief personally dose not make it logical sir Issac newton was a genius but believed in all sorts of insane idea's

  • lastly moron de-conversion is not out of the blue any more then conversion between religions is plus this whole line of thought is a red herring

  • for the second part of your post i'm just going to claim ad hominim and If-by-whiskey fallacy with a generous helping Hasty generalization ,Argumentum ad baculum ,Appeal to motive,because id rather not engage in a game of peity inslults with a child in a mans body

    not to mention your second statistic is still a Argumentum ad populum

    lastly when the fuck did i say i was mentally ill you bellerant asshole and i have yet to hear an atheist claim they were delusional

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  • yes and your comments make you out to be a totally mature and reasonable and sane person (sarcasm)

    next you simply saying there true and accurate and well known dosn't adress the variables i discribed otherwise what are they classifying as an atheist?what was there sampling ?did they go to nations were apostacy is a crime or at the least heavly looked down on?and at any point the people they asked could have been lying due to stigma or even legal consquence

  • @Kaddaemon "If you come up with an equation speaking otherwise-you're being biased and very unscientific."

    The translation holds....You are saying that if someone else finds a different answer than you..they are wrong and must have done the work incorrectly. Well what if i were to say YOUR equation is wrong....please...prove it to me, with citable sources for all of your statistics. Or maybe your equation is just flawed in its very concept.

  • @Kaddaemon Translation : "This is what I think...and if you think otherwise, obviously (to me) you are doing it wrong."

  • WOW!

    This is very funny.

  • :)) idiot

  • I was looking for God and found a cage that had bars enchanted with guilt, written on the bar's was graffiti words like grace, faith, God, love, law. The lock was altered, plagiarized, scientific, philosophic and historic documents. I thought God must be in the cage and I spent many years trying to pick the lock to get to him, I finally picked the lock only to find the gate had been welded shut so I went back to looking at the bars, I then prayed " Oh Computer change this program for me'

  • Genius :D

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  • there was no equation just paranoia about some imaginary revolution you invented in your head then committing the ad populum fallacy that if more people believe something personally then it must be true and that facts aren't based on evidence there based on opinion

    If you come up with an equation speaking otherwise-you're being biased and very unscientific.

    all i said was it's a parody and should not be taken seriously go take yours riddlen or eat some brain mind child

  • there was no equation just paranoia about some imaginary revolution you invented in your head then committing the ad populum fallacy that if more people believe something personally then it must be true and that facts aren't based on evidence there based on opinion

    If you come up with an equation speaking otherwise-you're being biased and very unscientific.

    all i said was it's a parody and should not be taken seriously your the one going on a warpath go take yours Ritalin

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  • @Kaddaemon these lackies arent promoting theyre exposing them.. religion is being used to manipulate the population..and public opinion.. when this is done under people like bush we need to call them out on it.. if your going to force your opinion on religion or religious beliefs on others you also need to be called out on it

  • @Kaddaemon thats because charlitains know that you can gain control of a population by playing on their fears of death... and causeing all kinds of wars wiht bogus information to play on fears of invasion.. oops didnt bush and his cronies do exactly this..

  • awsome vid. way to nail it

  • @Kaddaemon i think you have been into the sacrimental wine again. you have that backwards

  • @Kaddaemon

    it's a parody

  • im sort of a creationist and sort of not its kind of confusing i like to listen to both arguments but arent you doing the same thing when you say your plugging your ears, kind of like how christains state things they cant prove and then ignore your responses? how is it different you are both ignoring the other persons reasoning even though one may something you have never thought of.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Well if adulthood means giving up my logic, maturity and common curtesy to others like you have. I think I’d like to stay where I am.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Typical. After you insult me you cower way without justifying any of your claims. Kudos, you just claimed to be the mature and intelligent one here, and you’ve acted like a frustrated 14 year old.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Ya I was born at the end of the cold war. So what? A good chunk of high-school and elementary focused on the cold war, and communism. And you call me blissfuly ignorant because?

  • @TubeNumber1USA Ok, so rather than use effective communication skills and rationally maturely lay out what your saying (Because apparently you know more) you just going to discriminate against my age, insult me any my country. Very mature.

    Either lay out what your argument is, or get out.

  • @TubeNumber1USA I probably know more about your nations history than you do, but hey just so we’re on the same page. why don’y you just state what these rights are.

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    Atheists believe that there is no God. Thats it. Some belive that there are “natural rights” some belive that we created the rights that people enjoy.

    In both cases theres the recognition that these rights are beneficial and needed for mankind to excel.

    Again your using the same stupid arguments, trying to discredit a belief by adding things that don’t belong and spreading false information.

  • @TubeNumber1USA I will say this: Your second comment is completely ridiculous. What are these Unalienable rights exactly? The rights that allow religious people to fight? go to war? take salves? etc. Read your bible man. Religion gave rights only to those who were in the religion. Calling atheism an “enemy to america is idiotic, as there is no logic behind it.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Id I’ve misjudged you I’m sorry but what is the point of saying if hitler was or wasn;t a christian? IN my experience its a tactic religious folk use to try and take credibility away from the beliefs of others.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Apology accepted, I’m sorry if you were offended by my comments. my point is that there are good arguments for both sides of the argument. But the argument in the grand scheme of things is irrelevant. The fact is that some religious people saw it as gods work (not all). And had he prevailed. well the victor writes the history. EX. king david glorifying his wars.

  • @TubeNumber1USA Actually I complained and then for the purpose of satire called you one to show that its really a pointless tactic.

    You never addressed my points in my last comment and just resorted to calling names. 

  • @TubeNumber1USA So your going to abandon intelligence and call names? Fine, Good riddance a*shole

  • @TubeNumber1USA The point of that is that even the biblical characters that christians admire have done atrocities. You can’t know what hitler believed, the scary thing is that many christians supported him.

    Your point in unfounded and really is meaningless in the long run.

  • @TubeNumber1USA "By their fruits you shall know them” --> How many did king david kill? how many did Sampson kill? How many did saul kill? heck, how many did God kill?

    If your trying to point out that Hitler is bad because he committed genocide please look back at your bible. There is no shortage of it in there. You may argue that these were evil people working against God, hitler said the same about jews.

    Can’t you accept that peoples actions are good or bad regardless of religion?

  • @TubeNumber1USA I think the purpose to pointing out that Hitler was a self professed catholic, and justified his some of his actions through religion is not to try and deface christianity, but to show that those who say that “Look atheism is back look at Mao!” is a stupid argument. Just like “look that white guy raped someone.. all white guys rape people”

    Sure, there are good atheists and bad ones, just like there are good christians and bad ones.. so what?

  • stabbing works its science!

  • ROFLMFAO

  • holy shit I fucking love you.

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    Of course not. Hitler being Catholic does not in any way harm the image of Christianity. In the exact same way that Stalin being Atheist does not harm the image of Atheism =^_^=

    I was simply correcting your error, many people think Hitler was an Occultist or Atheist, which is incorrect

    What is further shameful is that some people use that as an excuse to call Atheists or Occultists "Evil" because of Hitler, which is silly.

    However, it DOES show that Christians are not perfect ^_^

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "In the Bible we find the text, "That which is neither hot nor cold will I spew out of my mouth. (Revelation 3:16)" This utterance of the great Nazarene has kept its profound validity until the present day"

    ~Adolf Hitlers speech in Munich, 13 April 1923

    "I am convinced that men who are created by God should live in accordance with the will of the Almighty... If Providence had not guided us I could often never have found these dizzy paths."

    ~27 June 1937

    You Loose, admit it =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "I say: my feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter."

    ~Adolf Hitler 1922

    "We tolerate no one in our ranks who attacks the ideas of Christianity ... in fact our movement is Christian. "

    ~1928

    "Let us pray in this hour that nothing can divide us, and that God will help us against the Devil! Almighty Lord, bless our fight! "

    ~1930

    "...By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord's work. "

    ~1936

    Huh? I can't hear you over the sound of History! =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    So, When I point to a Very Reliable Source of information, from Hitlers Own Words that he was Christian, and you get all hot and bothered about it?

    I prove you wrong, and you get insulted?

    I demonstrate my point, and you start calling me names?

    Your a childish, mean, and poor example of a "christian".

    You might want to get that looked at... Because I find it hilarious when an Atheist has better manors and decorum than you =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA "Satan would just mount another rebellion in Heaven"

    Yeah I have a question about that. When did that first rebellion take place? Cuz satan is in the garden isn't he? So god creates the heavens and the earth and then, what, within 6 days they've already massed an army and rebellion against him? Not very good planning on god's part, is it? Didn't even last a week.

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    You've never read Mein Kampf have you? Hitler NEVER talked about the Occult, and repeatedly talked about his Divine Mission to serve his all powerful god. He also lead Public Prayers to his troops, He was Roman Catholic

    "What nasty bugge God would do that for anyone?"

    What nasty bugger would Torture his own son for three days, in order to forgive humanity for being the imperfect beings that HE created, instead of just Forgiving without Human Sacrifice? Gee, I don't know (Sarcasm)

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    PART 3 (I forgot to label PART 2)

    Nice story... Do you have Evidence that anything Supernatural you have claimed is true?

    "Slavery in the Bible is often Indentured Servanthood"

    I STILL find it repulsive, backwards and horrible.

    Exodus 21:7 The rules on how to Sell your Daughter into slavery... great way to pay off YOUR debts, sell your daughter.

    Exodus 21: 20-21 Gives you the rules on how to BEAT your slaves.

    One human beings owning another is Repulsive, regardless of Treatment

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "God could be a nasty bugger with a big club"

    Then he does not deserve my friendship, much less Worship

    I don't like Nasty Humans, what makes you think I would like a Nasty God? ^_^

    "the mother did this to protect the child"

    However, the mother does not Punish the child for ALL OF ETERNITY, your example fails.

    If god is willing to send me to hell because of my Religious Views, he is no better than Hitler who killed Innocent Jews over Religious Reasons.

    Hitler was Roman Catholic.

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    PART 1: You are not entirely accurate, but that is not your fault, I didn't have enough space to explain in detail.

    Finding bad things in the Old and New Testament was the first stage in my Atheism. Finding these allowed me to see "My church is wrong, god is Not all loving, is there more?".

    This allowed me the courage to search the bible, and I found errors, contradictions, and out right falsehoods.

    I searched more, And found no evidence that god exists

    THEN I lost my faith =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "You talk about the Holy Spirit as if you have no knowledge of Him... How is this possible?"

    I am happy you are concerned about me =^_^=

    I was a christian, I went to church on Sundays, I prayed, I believed.

    But over time I questioned my faith, so I turned to the Bible. And in the bible was something I didn't expect.

    Genocide, Slavery, Abuse of women and children, All under God's approving eyes

    It took years of introspection, but I finally became an Atheist, and I am Happier =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    ... No, that is not what I am saying.

    A person can be kind, loving, and forgiving without this "Holy Spirit" you speak of. I know many Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Atheists were are all wonderful people =^_^=

    Just because a person is not real, that does not make their words untrue.

    Hawkeye Pierce is a purely fictitious character, but this character is a good man, and real people can learn from him.

    Jesus is the same way, I can learn from your Fictional Jesus.

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "Ooh, you Christians are sooo MEAN!"

    Not what I said, nor what I meant, nice strawman =^_^=

    I was pointing out that Christians are Advertised to be caring, understanding, and compassionate (Christ Like)

    Yet your comment was anything but, You love hiding behind Jesus yet do nothing to live as he did

    "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." ~Mohandas Gandhi

    Regardless of what you say, I do not believe in your god anymore =^_^=

  • @TubeNumber1USA No he can't..Stoooooooop, lovin' you!

  • @TubeNumber1USA

    "Why would we want to do that? We don't like you."

    Did Jesus not command his word be spread?

    Did Jesus not command you as a christian to save your fellow humans?

    "you can burn in hell and it's no skin off our nose"

    My my... How Compassionate, loving, and merciful of you ¬_¬

    Your Hypocrisy is astounded, do you not realize that most Atheists are Former believers? (my self included)

    5 years ago you would have called me brother, now you abandon me.

    There is no love in Christianity

  • No wonder I have so many stab-wounds in my back! Good thing I stay indoors a lot, or else the snipers may have a clearer shot!

  • thats not what christianity is at all !!! = stabb staabbstaabbbstabb

  • Is there any greater deception,,, the christian believes their god sired himself, but it was not incestual with mother Mary.

    Christians place the son of a god before their creator god, hence they've spilt the beans of their gods real name. It is not Christ, Jesus, Yahweigh or Johnny. It is quite simple actually. Christ their savior, Jesus, the son of a god, sires itself with the help of a pimp named Gabe. They've put Christ before their god in heaven, Ian.

    E I E I Oh, Ian is its name-oh.

  • stab stab stab stab stab...

  • My tickle box is official tipped over! *giggle*

  • Made my day! Hilarious!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

  • @xRi5iNG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

  • @xDiSTURB3Dtv LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

  • Brother, you couldn't be more right if you tried, but the problem is that irony is even more lost on them than logic.

    It can be discouraging sometimes to know that if you get anything better than a blank stare, it's only because you're preaching to the choir.

  • I'm still laughing. "Stabbing works"...

  • This---is---EXCELLENT!!!

  • This was pretty funny, but I still love Jesus.

  • im an atheist but seriously stop, thats why christians hate us so much.

  • @Warmsprite1w You think Atheists are the only ones that do this? I bet you anything that Christians do the exact same thing.

  • @xNightxofxNoxStarsx They do even some christians admit it.

  • thought this was funny 'til the end.

    Atheists bitch about all being lumped together in one ignorant pile; they want to be seen as individuals with individual beliefs. Problem is, at the same time they do the same thing and lump all Christians into one group judging them as all the same. All Christians are uneducated science-hating republicans that want to come push their religion on atheists, right??

  • Finally, someone sets the record straight.

  • No matter how many times I watch this I lol.

  • If you don't believe everything this guy says, enjoy burning in hell for eternity!!!

  • Ha, if thats the definition of a christian, I bet your mom is. I figured that out using science.

  • Straw men burn easy. Just saying.

  • I love you. that is all

  • Fucking epic. Fav'd and sub'd.

    Genius.

  • Keep stabbing people.

  • ROTFLMAO

  • This is how both sides often sound in most modern arguments.

  • I clicked "like" because I seriously thought this was a video about how atheists construct a straw-man christianity.

    You need to take a good loooooong hard look in the mirror. The nice part about being a (true) agnostic is being able to recognize that atheists are at least as bad, sometimes even worse, than the worst christians in this regard.

    You don't understand religion (or, it would appear the pragmatic reality of scientific knowledge), we get it.

  • @DarkwingScooter And you don't know the proper definition of atheism and agnosticism.

  • @MontegoFilms I know the non stamp collector definition of atheism, which is irrational and no better than the trinity concept. The traditional definition makes sense at least.

    I also know that agnosticism properly applied refers to a-gnostic-ism, referring to the kind of "mystery" knowledge qualitatively just like the stamp collector argument (as used by early Christian sects).

    Atheists may be somewhat agnostic by the proper definition, but New Atheists are not, despite their protestations.

  • @DarkwingScooter I find that interesting, as I would consider myself an atheist categorized under the 'new atheist' movement, if you will, as well as an agnostic. I'm interested to know how you find that incompatible or a contradiction there within?

    Also, if you could elaborate on the supposed irrationality of the non stamp collector definition of atheism?

  • @MontegoFilms When you make a statement in logic you do not make a statement about nature of the world. Logical propositions are "colorless" formal entities.

    So when you say "I believe A" it logically means the same as "A is true" or "I believe A is true" or just "A".

    When you say "I have no belief about A" you are making a statement ABOUT A because your belief state about A is tautologous to the assigned truth condition of "A". Hence the paradox.

    You CAN say "Pete has no belief in A".

  • @MontegoFilms In other words: You can't make statements in logic about things which you claim to not a hold a belief over since a statement in logic is always a statement of belief.

  • This one was absolutely brilliant! Are you naturally funny? Or do you have to work at it?

  • this vid is EXACTLY what Christianity is!

    Christianity IS making up straw-mans !!!

  • In fact they have launched a campaign funded by laundered tax dollars, to pump out these supposed home made videos by the score, bombarding you with them to give the illusion you are alone and fighting a losing battle, when in reality, 90% of people believe in God, and the other 10% are just doing their own thing. Only an evil crew wishing to microchip you would be in here pushing this crap.

  • @ElectricJunta Holy shit, dude you're fucking CRAZY!...you're telling me you don't have a microchip yet?

  • @AHughman08  I might. But chipping me without my knowledge wont change anything. You knew I was coming long before I got here.

  • @ElectricJunta You're right! Listen to me, I used to design chips until I realized what they we're doing. They've marked your IP. Don't trust your electronics! Don't trust anyone with thick framed glasses! Stay away from anything with cornsyrup in it. Avoid the letter f on your keyboard.. If they realize I've posted this they'll delete the comment as soon as possible. Save the filling in oreos, it contains a vaccine you will need. The contest codes under bottle caps are actually secret messages.

  • @AHughman08 ha, that was funny.

  • @AHughman08

    so you want chips permanently installed inside your body?

  • @ElectricJunta Did you know that with close study of faith, one can come to a logical conclusion that it is comparable to a form of mob rule, insanity or mind control? (also it might be a form of epilepsy, hallucinations or connected to retardation).

    I guess you didn't know, i came to these conclusions myself.. but it's not easy to find the connection, good luck if you ever try searching.

  • @GravDiga

    No, I did not know that, and probably never will, you see, it would first depend on what kind of faith you are talking about. I have faith that my alarm clock will go off in the morning, I have faith the sun will rise, I have faith I can walk to the kitchen, etc.. So faith in Darwin is a form of mind control? Tell me what do you call a mass of mindless shitheads sucking down the fluoride & BPA, and watching the shiny TV distraction while their nation is taken from them?

  • @ElectricJunta Are you a fully grown boy? I am asking this because i don't think you know the definition of faith.

    Knowing that you can walk is proof that you will be able to walk to the kitchen tomorrow, that of course is assuming you can walk.. which i don't know for a fact.

    I was merely making a point you seem to have missed or you are trying to refute with bullshit analogies..

    Knowing is not the same as Faith...learn the difference..and definition of words.

    Round 2 i win, crowd goes wild!

  • @GravDiga I'm a real boy, though part of me is still wood. "Knowing is not the same as faith" Oh contrare Thilly Goose (said with mocking lisp) Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to hate God, the bible, or definitions. Faith is Faith. The belief in anything. If I didn't (believe) I could walk, I wouldn't. It's that simple. And when I have faith something will work, I (know) it will work, Crev Diva, ya dig?

  • @ElectricJunta Stop trollin!

  • @ElectricJunta LOL! You don't even know the definition of the word faith haha, or you have a glorified definition of the word faith... which means a false definition given by religion. ;) Learn the real meaning of the word.

    It is not a magical word.. for if words are magical i could call you a devil a billion times and then you would become one right? Oh the idiocy of religious folk xD

    All fantasy and belief.. If the devil exists..what makes you think it isn't trying to get into your body? LOL

  • @GravDiga

    I have faith you're a flaming homosexual.

  • @ElectricJunta Is that suppose to be an insult? if i want to buttfuck i will.. but it won't be me receiving xD

  • @ElectricJunta No the other 10% are NOT "just doing their own thing". The other 10% are secretly employed by microchip makers run by, of course, the NWO.

    DUH!

    And you call yourself awake?! Wake up you sheeple.

  • @WhirlingWolves Nope, them are Satanists.

  • @ElectricJunta wtf is up with the junta in your name?

  • @ElectricJunta: It's worse than you think, brother; the conspiracy runs so deep that they've convinced the world of this fraudulent religion of "Scientism". The truth is, these "videos" aren't made at all; they're the very thoughts of Satan himself being carried to us by demons of the air! If you play any of these "broadcasts" backwards, you'll hear the real message. But it's already too late for any of us; the faithful were all Raptured in 1917, right before Communism took over the world.

  • Bible, Revelation 13:16 warns us of the International bankster cartel trying to force credit card micro-chip implants on you all like cattle belonging to them. And the piece of dung who made this video knows it, but doesn't like to discuss it.

  • An exceptional explanation of the problem. LOL.

    Now I can hear the distant sound of La la la la,

    I'd say shut up but they have their fingers in their ears.

  • The bible says god made man in his own image. Does that mean god can't digest corn either?

  • @basilsullivan Nope, nor can he defeat iron chariots (Judges 1:19) or is it ever in his will to heal amputees....ever.

  • Great video! Some of the responses have me a little concerned. You people know it's a joke, right?

  • Ok, that was pretty cool. Nice job..

  • Jude 1 17 But, dear friends, remember what the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ foretold. 18 They said to you, “In the last times there will be scoffers who will follow their own ungodly desires.” 19 These are the people who divide you, who follow mere natural instincts and do not have the Spirit.