primitive we mey be but at least we don't have heads like two woks welded together and voices like talking hair clippers. if you don't like Earth then piss off back to tin can land or whatever you call it. and you don't even know you're just being used to promote some crappy product which isn't even nice. you stupid metal wankers.
Thought so...there's Prince William , Harry and his wedding party...
Did I ever call that...
Serin gas in London. I NEEED to know what you're STILL scared of.
Yeah, Japan, I'm talking to you. You've got some in Tokyo London should be a Smashing good time. Who purchased my mother a SHOWER HEAD for her Birthday?
cadbury? mash potato? cadbury mash potato?! that means chocolate flavour!! lol that's why the martians were laughing!! the new SENSATION!!! - Chocolate Mash potato, only £5.99 from cadbury world!! grossness....
Just another ad from the past telling us all to stop eating real potatoes and eat the man made potatoes, saves us time and fattens their pockets. Eat up idiots..
I loved those ads with the aliens. There was another one I remember where one of the aliens was a woman with flowers on her head, and carrying a handbag
Yeah man I have listened to it, but he just seems to have lost a lot of weight real quick...The guy is a bit of a hypocrite, in the past he has contradicted himself many times,so you never know he may have gone down a quick weight loss route!Skinny cunt.
Bordering on the obsessive there girl...Why are you defending him? He wont let you jerk him off,he has a lady,a pretty one. I happen to think he is genius,just a bit of a hypocrite,still a genius and one hell of a funny man.
Dear Smash, Thank you for making my school meal times seem like they were from a horror film where the dinner ladies were 10 feet tall and had manly yorkshire accents.
I had a wind up toy of those Smash guys. That's how popular that ad was. And I thought the product was supposed to come first before the commercial. Genius.
This is not the original advert from the seventies, as, because it was so funny they re-ran it about fifteen years later. The wording has changed. The original wording was not "and then they smash them all to bits" but "and then they smash them all to pieces" as in the seventies, people wiv televisions could talk proper!! Anyone else remember this??
Apparently it was voted as peoples favorite advert of all time, and, even 20 years later, when they do these surveys it still wins every time!!!!
Love this I don't know why they don't bring it back to TV
daphneandathos 5 days ago
Mashed potatoes anyone?? XD
theseus27 2 weeks ago
@SquishedButterfly Bad trip?
Aeoliandorian 2 weeks ago
I no longer fear hell, for I have seen something far worse
aw4391 3 weeks ago
.......
MrTys0n 1 month ago
Love this.
L1BRA93 1 month ago
Quality. Remember this as a kid. For mash get smashed as we all danced roundvthe camp fire out our nuts lol
kevla29 1 month ago
primitive we mey be but at least we don't have heads like two woks welded together and voices like talking hair clippers. if you don't like Earth then piss off back to tin can land or whatever you call it. and you don't even know you're just being used to promote some crappy product which isn't even nice. you stupid metal wankers.
SquishedButterfly 2 months ago
and then they smash them all to bits hahahahahahah!!
albiondave1 2 months ago
wonderful ad
insomnimania 2 months ago
Cadbury's mashed potatoes?!
Slothguy10 6 months ago
(message to all guys that cant get a girl).
"FOR GASH, GET HASH"
carpdiem88 6 months ago
I wasn't around in the 70s but they don't make adverts like this anymore - absolute quality - did Smash taste nice?
ricey23 7 months ago
@ricey23 No it was vile only pot-heads and students ate it !!! :-(
garibaldiamy 6 months ago
lol, they sould bring them back on tv
Artprincess247 7 months ago
They sound like Daleks.
animationdude56 7 months ago
Britain ruled in the 70's. Even our adverts were the best.
lewisner 7 months ago
@wilson69r according to my dad they used to sell all sorts of things but the non-chocolate things weren't as successful so they stopped making them.
Ppppinkland 7 months ago
very funny
WetMoose100 7 months ago
I have got to re-dub this advert for a college media project lol so redoing thosealien robot voices is going to be fun
VampireSlayer94 8 months ago
LOL! Love it! That was so funny as a child watching that!
fraserkatie 8 months ago
Brilliant ads, shame that Smash tasted £"£%$!
hippiegirl1968 9 months ago
Thing is a actually remember those adverts
jpb3000 9 months ago
since when did cadbury sell patatoes(i can't spell)
wilson69r 9 months ago
Thought so...there's Prince William , Harry and his wedding party...
Did I ever call that...
Serin gas in London. I NEEED to know what you're STILL scared of.
Yeah, Japan, I'm talking to you. You've got some in Tokyo London should be a Smashing good time. Who purchased my mother a SHOWER HEAD for her Birthday?
SERIN. NOW.
The31415927 10 months ago
wtf? lol!
tomitstube 10 months ago
Pure CLASS
JannyPanny59 10 months ago
"They are clearly a most primative people"
RobotwarsKing 11 months ago
Lol, they sound like the Daleks from Doctor Who hahahaha! XD
Scottishgal78 11 months ago
They sound like most of the bloody charts for the last 10 years! Bloody vocoders!!!
MagnusVideos 11 months ago
What makes a great advert is often simplicity, this ad has that and is a total classic.
planetrockford 11 months ago
I feel threatened now.
whitedwarf13 1 year ago
What a pity adverts can't be like this today.
Ccmcr1 1 year ago
I love the scene at the end with the guy cracking up and leaning back on the table..
mctribble 1 year ago
Just bought some Smash from Budgens Mmmmmmm 8-)
lewisner 1 year ago
they need to bring these ads back these were fun to watch :D
raddy26 1 year ago
hey should bring this sort of thing back
Artprincess247 1 year ago
Genius! still great today!
moogug 1 year ago
never had this at my house... never had to, the old dear was a light fingered dinner lady...
robt135utube 1 year ago
I love this
I love mash potatoes now!!!!!!!!!!!
BeamMeUpMrScott 1 year ago
Smashed makes an excellent paste to hang wallpaper with, and much cheaper,
skilover5 1 year ago
The ORIGINAL Daleks
DeadlyNightShade60 1 year ago
@DeadlyNightShade60 Daleks were around in the 60s
aquaspintowin 1 year ago
@aquaspintowin i know but it would be great if they were in doctor who
DeadlyNightShade60 1 year ago
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@DeadlyNightShade60 daleks were around in the 60s
aquaspintowin 1 year ago
One of those robots looks like Heston Blumental..
stingosaka 1 year ago
haha they so need bring more adverts back like this
mrsbethanylovesyou 1 year ago
The ad was cool, however the product was awful!!!
vigerfa 1 year ago
EXTERRRRMINATEEEE!
aitch94 1 year ago
i love it when they laugh. But is scares me when if says 'For Mash Get Smashhhhh'
lululuvstwilight86 1 year ago
That still makes me laugh.
radioredcat 1 year ago
I forgot how great this ad was fantastic
bpraag 1 year ago
lmfaoooooooooooooo funny as
BoSswovey 1 year ago
No smashed potatoes, but a better use of Robots
youtube.com/watch?v=3RoPWg0QhMU
jihadsuitcase 1 year ago
I was at that meeting, it was actually the launch of Windows NT.
dpguthrie 1 year ago
wow thats an awesome advert! i like it :D
ring modulators are fun :)
derangedband 1 year ago
Rofl xD
Greendayer2100 1 year ago
im going to have nightmares tonight O_O *crys*
jmsozzy 1 year ago
They peel then with there metal knifes and then boil for 20mins then they mash them to bits
hotstepper29 1 year ago
I loved it !!! And now it brings back memories :)
Chotabear 1 year ago
Why do they have Dalek voices?
wovoka 1 year ago
@wovoka cos Roy Skelton voiced them.
alcockell 1 year ago
If this is what aliens are like, I don't think we have to fear them if they invade the earth
Gettinbuzz 1 year ago
I must be daft or something, but I cannot understand what the robot is saying at 0:15 before he says......then they smash them all to bits!!
The only thing I can make out is.....All...and that's it!!
Can anyone help out here? Thanks.
I guess someone is going to call me very dumb!! :(
theseus27 1 year ago
Boil them for 20 of their minutes
terrydactylspondae 1 year ago 2
@terrydactylspondae Ahh,thanks for that mate. :D
theseus27 1 year ago
great ad still laugh at them now lol
ragandshag 1 year ago
cadbury? mash potato? cadbury mash potato?! that means chocolate flavour!! lol that's why the martians were laughing!! the new SENSATION!!! - Chocolate Mash potato, only £5.99 from cadbury world!! grossness....
alexgets98 1 year ago
They should be new Dr. Who characters!!! Hahaha! would be funny!
Myworldismadness123 1 year ago 2
I love it x
MC312615 1 year ago
I love it x
MC312615 1 year ago
class
horselaverda 1 year ago
reminds me of a freak i use to work with... lol
BabaOsw 1 year ago 2
poo
SANJAY1995 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
tonymontana1974 1 year ago
i seen it on itvs best ever ads
its the best ad ever!.
ninnysamra 2 years ago 4
@ninnysamra this and the guinness one with the surfers in
dudedude270 1 year ago
i wath this on itvs best ever ads
so cool
ninnysamra 2 years ago 2
"then they smash them all to bits"
ehehehehehehe
adamkehoe73 2 years ago
Smash taste awful, but the advert was the best ever.
Lavendergaljackie2 2 years ago 3
i like the derek and clive remix they put into it that was funny : D
bananaship17 2 years ago
one of the 5 best adverts ever
dudedude270 2 years ago 5
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I second that! They could do just a good a job and we could all have a laugh at the same time!
EnglandandAmerica 2 years ago
you right best advert ever.these robots are wasted should be running the country as well eec .stand down mr brown @co
TheSuzukirg500 2 years ago 4
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EnglandandAmerica 2 years ago
best advert ever
Rue1611 2 years ago 25
smash ftw
EVEMASTER99 2 years ago
these robots are wasted advertising smash!
they should present newsnight and crimewatch.
carbonarapadrino 2 years ago 6
LOVE Smash!! Much nicer than lumpy, time-consuming mash from scratch! And this ad rocks!
KatieP1979 2 years ago 2
Just another ad from the past telling us all to stop eating real potatoes and eat the man made potatoes, saves us time and fattens their pockets. Eat up idiots..
DrSlugSlinger 2 years ago
cadburys make smash?
pinkapple18 2 years ago
@pinkapple18 YEH
tonymontana1974 1 year ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
singingrabbit123 2 years ago
I loved those ads with the aliens. There was another one I remember where one of the aliens was a woman with flowers on her head, and carrying a handbag
07476870 2 years ago 2
Super Smash Potatoes Brawl???
Mcheetah 2 years ago
give these robots there own show
kbd2009 2 years ago
lol
Black1Han1d 2 years ago
What the fuck
S1nn1ngSh4d0wS 2 years ago
Gervais'd
Aiko9245 2 years ago
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ricky gervais is my friend
benq1 2 years ago
this advert is pure evil.
RobohX360 2 years ago 21
ur right
adra1ksa 2 years ago
Yes RobohX360 it most certainly is! I was about 3 when this advert came out and it scared me shitless!
KNTFM 2 years ago
i saw a link to this page and made a conscious decision to click it without anyone telling me to
andymaxwellandy 2 years ago
They peel them with their metal knives.
;D
I love smash.
UhClaire 2 years ago 4
Ricky sent me here!
ruaridhhanna 2 years ago
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bennyg44 2 years ago
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Yeah ok
ruaridhhanna 2 years ago
LOL XD FOR LIFE
metaridleyfan2 2 years ago
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Check my profile for hilarious Brit comedy!
serpico1611 2 years ago
Ricky sent me here! looooolololololol
mattluntley 2 years ago
They smash them all to bits GYAHAHAHAA
Classic
TheMetalCat 2 years ago
ricky sent me here!
jaday89 2 years ago
once again its karls roundness for head and steves weird eyes like elmo's
biderz5 2 years ago
Garvais'd lol
biderz5 2 years ago
Gervais'd!
skeefunit 2 years ago
No doubt - Karl look-a-like for sure.... they do seem a bit happier than I'm used to Karl being. Hope there are more podcasts/audiobooks.
misskaralynn 2 years ago
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misskaralynn 2 years ago
Ricky sent me here!
19nat72 2 years ago
Ricky is right, this does look like Karl!
JimFromStoke 2 years ago
Sent here by the new look skinny Ricky...How he get so thin so quick?
clintbinkchink 2 years ago 2
Yeah man what gives, he has gone all Hollywood and put a gastric band in maybe?
squalidsquadie 2 years ago
Yeah ummm ok you clearly have no idea of Rickys opinion of fatness and being fat. Listen to "The Ricky Gervais guide to medicine"
Nickubus99 2 years ago
Yeah man I have listened to it, but he just seems to have lost a lot of weight real quick...The guy is a bit of a hypocrite, in the past he has contradicted himself many times,so you never know he may have gone down a quick weight loss route!Skinny cunt.
squalidsquadie 2 years ago
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Lol true. Though he claims to run and box quite a bit so maybe he combined that with eating less cheese and red wine. Fat prick.
Nickubus99 2 years ago
He's doing what he loves doing for his own amusement, not for the kudos or fame.
Get it right, atleast.
UhClaire 2 years ago
What are talking about you daft bint?
squalidsquadie 2 years ago
Ricky Gervais?
UhClaire 2 years ago
No I am not Him..
squalidsquadie 2 years ago
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Haha, you're so funny.
Keep up that lightning wit and you could win seven BAFTA Awards, four British Comedy Awards, three Golden Globes and two Emmys .
UhClaire 2 years ago
Bordering on the obsessive there girl...Why are you defending him? He wont let you jerk him off,he has a lady,a pretty one. I happen to think he is genius,just a bit of a hypocrite,still a genius and one hell of a funny man.
squalidsquadie 2 years ago
this is one of the most smart adverts ever made.
stivante 2 years ago
smartest?
dudedude270 2 years ago
Hang on...Smash is CADBURY'S?
Anyway, ITV voted this advert the best advert of all time, beating Shake&Vac, Levi's Jeans, Milk Tray, Milkybar Kid and lots of others.
Lollipoploopz 2 years ago 3
this is bloody great
common
im 14 and i love it
obviously doesn't lose its charm :)
Stephreallylovesdogs 2 years ago 2
Whatever happend to the British sense of humour???WE had to be sick to eat this rubbish//
rascolians 2 years ago
bloody good idea ,,if you want to eat,,but if you wanna get mashed , try ,,,,,,,,,,,skunk,,,lol
apollo1064 2 years ago
Great advert to sell something that tasted vile. Do they still make this stuff. "then they smash them all to bits" classic.
postbags1 2 years ago 3
Yeah, I had some a week ago. It doesn't taste vile at all :s
SnuggleShinobi 2 years ago
I love Smash, not had it in ages though.
Deunansek 2 years ago
That jingle at the end sounds hilarious! "For mash get smash"
MouldyLemmon 2 years ago 2
Fuckin vile food, I am old enough to remmber it. SDo grim, the crap our mums gave us in the 70s was disgraceful.
I don't eat any ready meals now, can't face eating shite.
Good advert tho!
trimmytrab 2 years ago
So you're saying that the slimmer kids of the 70's/80's/90's were fed worse than todays kids? There wasn't many obesity crisis's then you know.
lange838 2 years ago
Not sure about nutrition but I remember Smash and tastewise it was fuckin vile.
In the 70s there were malnourished kids so perhaps things have gone full circle
trimmytrab 2 years ago
i just love the one laying on his back laughing his head off
marko5115 2 years ago
Dear Smash, Thank you for making my school meal times seem like they were from a horror film where the dinner ladies were 10 feet tall and had manly yorkshire accents.
ssssroryssss2 3 years ago
Are you saying Yorkshire accents are bad?
Be reminded I am a Yorkshire lass.
daleks4eva 3 years ago
Sheffield lad here an'all
101Earthshock 2 years ago
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dudedude270 2 years ago
I had a wind up toy of those Smash guys. That's how popular that ad was. And I thought the product was supposed to come first before the commercial. Genius.
trikespotter 3 years ago
This is not the original advert from the seventies, as, because it was so funny they re-ran it about fifteen years later. The wording has changed. The original wording was not "and then they smash them all to bits" but "and then they smash them all to pieces" as in the seventies, people wiv televisions could talk proper!! Anyone else remember this??
Apparently it was voted as peoples favorite advert of all time, and, even 20 years later, when they do these surveys it still wins every time!!!!
caerleon87 3 years ago
aha these things were awesome
they dont make adverts like they used to
lindsayheyhey1991 3 years ago
pretty funny lol
were they gettin horny???
hlee93 3 years ago
Top prize for the best voice over - erase and replacement of the Potato is allowed
williamjames3 3 years ago
Mash potatoes from Cadbury? I wonder if the mash potatoes is made from chocolate?lol.
rosemontag 3 years ago
Awesome
bellevueace2 3 years ago
i love that advert! it was voted itv's number one best advert, not surprising
bowsercastle 3 years ago
i had some last saturday :P they still make it!
mangostar5 3 years ago
I love this advert!! it still makes me laugh!
And Celtic fans should be laughed at, Rangers rule
minbari001 3 years ago
Celtic fans shall be offended .. even the aliens are laughing at them !! haha
We Are The People
Jordan1873 3 years ago
Awesome! My dad told me about this advert.
jamsmen 3 years ago
Takes me back and made my day.
babooshka5 3 years ago 3
FREAKY! Can we ever enjoy mashed potatoes again? Can we? Without TERROR?
Syntox 3 years ago 2
Excellent - great nostalgia!
Derventio74 3 years ago
I love smash
DesolateRemains 3 years ago
If the droids enjoy it so much they can keep it. Bloody awful stuff.
webbhead92 3 years ago
mmmmmmmmm Mash Potato
watchitIrunintowalls 3 years ago
Quite simply the best advert ever made!!!!
Pamfino 3 years ago 3
Totally agree with you.. makes me laugh every time :)
ogdini 3 years ago
Totally agree with you.. it makes me laugh every time :)
ogdini 3 years ago
When i was a Kid i had a nightmare dream that they took over the world ...we where the slaves CRAZY!!! great adverts !!
roboman34 3 years ago
My mother told me when I was a kid that I laughed like these Martians.
Cool2BCeltic 3 years ago
LMAO!!
watchitIrunintowalls 3 years ago
love it ha ha xx
bevchris2 4 years ago
OMG...this advert used to scare me to death when i was a kid...i used to run behind the settee crying.....lol
fancypantsuk 4 years ago 2
Classic tv ad! Brill!
stevensfunland 4 years ago
These Smash adverts used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid! lol
TraineeGynaecologist 4 years ago 4
ah ah ah ah ah, for mash get smash, cool as a bastard ad,but it tasted like shit.
Ianrush1234 4 years ago 2
LOL!
super1commenter 4 years ago
What about Whitbread Big Head Trophy Bitter? This is ace tho best o British
magiclard 4 years ago
for mash get skunk!
vividesigner 4 years ago
fab funny..
leesbet 4 years ago
far out man......
mrgeeky 4 years ago