How To Train Your Cat To Play Fetch

[tony3611liao]

step 1- get a cat

step 2- throw yarn

[Bozebo]

"cats don't get punishment"

So true, they just ignore you and look away like "wut?".

Imagine if people were like that lol.

[wetdogpenis]

@Bozebo "Imagine if people were like that lol." The US would not be the place it is today, because the slaves wouldn't have worked without good payment :)

[TheCrasella]

that means you want a dog and you are sick of your cat

[xXxtomboygirlyxXx]

Step 1: you dont.

[AbbiesLifeBackstage]

ive taught my cat how to sit, stay, speak, shake, jump, fetch, walk on a lead and practicly everythig a dog can do

[7ito1990]

@AbbiesLifeBackstage how did you get over the fetch bring back item part? I wish I could teach him how to stay, go, and fetch

[7ito1990]

this doesn't teach him. Mine goes after balls and he doesn't bring them back. Sometimes he holds it bitting it but that's all, he leaves it somewhere random like

[peanutbudderbud]

@7ito1990 exactly the same with me.

[7ito1990]

@peanutbudderbud I think there should be a way, but it gives off too many rewards. Imagine this:

You throw and throw, when he bites it you give. You throw and throw, when he bites it you show him the food but hold it away hoping he brings. When he does you give him. repeat repeat repeat...

[mama2charlie]

my cat plays and played fetch rigth  off the bat

[STONIEisGONIM]

dont feed ur cat tuna it will die!!

[Multisuga783]

hmmmm i got an idea! *goes to toy store* hi i would like one robo cat! *goes home* robo cat fetch robo cat: *sits* no bad robo cat! *robo cat self destructs* darn..... hmmmm i got an idea! *repeats everything and never learns* morale of the story: dont be a dofus and go get a dog

[zoeybatterup152]

step 1: throw cat nip

step 2: repeat step one

[NatInTheHatx3]

I have a cat that plays fetch :D

[xoKatgirlxo]

my cat can polish shoes he has claws but he doesn't scarch but don't wear flipflops

[Pyro1Technic]

#LOL

[MusicLoverSMCRS]

bombay cats play fetch

[HaloPwNnCrab]

i meant to say #LOL

[HaloPwNnCrab]

LOL

[astrom229]

My cat actually plays fetch

[HelloKiti7]

You will need:

Patience

Rewards

Optional:

A Cat

[MateoJH]

Step 1: Watch a different instructional video where the cat actually fetches something before it's over. #LOL

[RusyaidiDzulkifli]

step 1 - get a cat

step 2 - get a fresh dead fish

step 3 - play the fish around the cat and let the cat sniff it

step 4 - throw the fish

note --- it depends on either your cat are lazy or active or hungry...

[Orkneygal0100]

I taught my cat how to say please! (he lifts his paw of the floor) he's such a cutie!

[MegaQwerty1029]

@Orkneygal0100 How'd you do that?!

[violet7magenta]

lol in the beginning the cat is all like " i got it i got it" -drops it- " oh fu** this

[ZangyChetari]

Kitara only knows sit, she's a tortie I got from the SPCA. She's much better at sit than my mum's dog (CKCS), however, my Border Collie Lazu is better at it than my mum.

[Zelda107010]

my cats can fech but my dog dosen't get it 

alll my dog wants is food belly rubs and treats.

[360fedor]

i want to teach my cat to do the missionary position. LOL :D

and i want to teach my cat to play xbox live, that way we can both kick ass online. she plays alot of PS3, but she cant play xbox live. :D

[Maio0oia]

My cat learned to play fetch by himself. He used to play it more when he was young (-1 year).

[Zelda107010]

@Maio0oia same here lol

[sebetchristelle]

this cat will think that its name is fetch...

[pepsidude308]

@sebetchristelle omg i laughed soooooooo hard

[aries0083]

I knew this video would be cute. And that the cat would not fetch. Cats don't play by anybody's rules.

[000haker]

that baycth can play fetch with my dick

[NadrianATRS]

sorry to say this but there are some cats that just dont have the intelligence to do this trick, I used to have two cats, one of them learned this trick right away and loved to play fetch, the other couldnt careless so I gave up with her

[97shawtay]

@NadrianATRS i seriously don't mean to be rude but i don't think it's the intellegence level i think it's either lazy or it doesn't care for things like that

[SpringLionCub]

Finally, something entertaining to do with my cat without getting bitten.

--ow. Nevermind.

[videogamenostalgia]

'how to utterly demean your cat'

[manar144]

the cats probably thinking:

"this a bullsh*t, a dog is supposed to play fetch. and yet my dumba** master here..."

[poomplexsoljah]

CATS=FAIL

DOGS=WIN

[famasdan]

my cat didnt require training she plays fetch with milk cap rings.

[tony19966]

sry t say this but this cat is ugly if it was black and white color it will be so cuteeeee

[givemeadanmname]

step 1- get a dog.

step 2- throw something.

[dreamynights]

@givemeadanmname You forgot a step. You get the dog and name it "Cat". This video is about teaching your Cat how to play fetch!

[cupbreaker2012]

@givemeadanmname FUCK DOGS BITCH!!

[wetdogpenis]

@givemeadanmname Step three- clean up the abominable mess.

Step four- fill all the holes.

Step five- wait, why am I doing this? I have a cat, not a dog!

[ItsJustJasmine]

my cat will play fetch with sparkley pom poms (like the ones you use for crafts) i throw them of the side of the bed and she brings them back

[PrinccesEllie]

this is just completely amazing!!

it will never work, but it wont hurt to try! :)

[MichaelOusstrin]

howcast...are u fucking srsly? XD

[ItsJustJasmine]

@MichaelOusstrin then don't watch it geesh!

[LookOutForMeMadsis]

NEXT YOU MIGHT TELL US TO TAKE FISH ON WALKS

[saladdinosaur]

just throw a tiny bouncy toy in a hall, then the cat will try to catch it and will go back so you can throw it again.gawd

[kill3r9898]

step 8: throw ur cat because it wont do shit

[thefaggot3000]

First!

[AnimenerdMuffin]

o.o

[CantonCanadian]

First.

-CTCDN.