The "I Have A Man" Excuse

[itsnaynayduh15]

lmao "he come wit a gun I be like I'm ready to die, nd yu coming either me" ;)

[irnhhorsman]

Yeah this is some dumb shit. Let somebody do this to a female in your family & see how funny it'll be.

[onetrilli]

u are y the hood is still full of fxck boys, and haters against true relationships. imagen if her guy is 100 and u just happen to fxck her train of thought (dumb fxckboy)

[laeloniunique]

Stalker!!!! Lol

[peircy22]

-3*

[peircy22]

Omg, u kinda look like drake-3 (;

[aceboogz90]

Tell that nigga I wanna fight

[NileyRihannaChris]

Jtfooo!

"take yo faithful ass home then!"

[DarketerGK]

is he eating it right? i be he aint...

lmaoooo

[MekoMia1]

Is he really dead?

[bronxpimpfalife]

whats the R.I.P. for?

[Lamarris18]

@bronxpimpfalife artists don't get appreciated til they are dead so he's living his life like he's dead now so people will recognize his work...

[bronxpimpfalife]

@Lamarris18 oh...i was thinking it was a marketing scheme b/c as soon as I saw someone talking about him on another vid I looked him up to see if he was really dead. either way, its smart.

[mulattodiamond]

Tell him I wonna fight! (3x) LMAO

[EmmieLooBabe]

If she aint interested.... why would you keep trying??

[Twwistad]

This isn't funny, some man shot a girl in her head because she refused to give him her number. So yes men, please take no for an answer. If you keep forcing yourselves on women, they all are going to purposely become ugly and then you'll really be mad.

[Addicted2JessicaAlba]

lol this shit is some good advice yo

[AmariaZu]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeet... nugga just fucked me up lolololol... i dont know how to counter "i wanna fight him, winner gets u"... i would probably buy u a drink after i stop laughing!!

[xxfiskerzzxx]

Tell him I wanna fight where he at he ain't here.

[tmic507]

if a bitch says she got a boyfriend then move on to another one, why the fuck you gotta keep bothering the girl for?

[solomonpin1]

Bitch i'on give a fuck, u ugly anyway...hahaa

[RandomHelena]

HAHA! I've heard those lines before

[FreddyMillz006]

TELL HIM I WANNA FIGHT!!!

[DolceVita]

if she tells you she gotta boyfriend... she aint interested... no matter what you tell her, it prolly aint gonna work, might as well just keep it moving

[jamialexus221]

Fiji nn Kiki

[GuttaPunkBXTCCH]

Lol...I got a boyfriend..BITCH I DONT GIVA A FUCK U UGLY ANYWAY.

[thebluedagger87]

instead of I have a man how about i throw up I'm Married now what...

[shatayaedens]

Ahh lmao Ifreaking love you he was all like "is he eating rite *licks lips* Ibet he ain't" .. Anyways the point of this comment was to say that you sexy Af. :D

[jademorrissa]

him and kain should make a video

[SamirasoFi]

@jademorrissa they did

[Eclecticlady]

"Yea I'm grabbing you now what?"....."He gone come with a gun and Imma be like you gone come with me"...."Even if you go to jail..even if you end up in a shoot out"...LMAOO!!!!

[nativesandi]

lol nah he ain't eatin it right lmao



[LynnxHearts]

"so you can't have friends? he dont allow you to have friends? so hes controlling you now? right?" lmao

[sohard90]

You effin sexy btw you have some gorgeous eyes and you hilarious

[AStaRLuV]

you and spoken reason need to collab .... I demand it!!

[Ajbeauty1]

Funny af!

[Kiyanda6461]

Lmmfao I love it

[TeeJayTheVolition]

any body else got that fred ad

[PreppiePrettyBoy]

"uhhaauhhhuuh, where you think you goin, yea I'm grabin you now what ("tellem I won fight")!!

~P.B.M~

[MissDrOfThuganomics]

he remind me of bow wow hahaha

[eatinqBarbiess]

I Use To Always Get " You Cnt Have Friends .? &&` You Ever Cheated .? " Lmaooo NEVER FAILED

[thepickupkitten]

"Is he eatin it right? I bet he ain't" DAMN #pantydropper lol

[lovesjeezy2423]

TAKE YO FCKN FAITHFUL ASS HOME THEN! LMFBOO!

[youngErnie13]

is he eating it right works everytime.

[PeakTimesTvBrunel]

'im ready to die' looool

[FrankieREDbottom]

Lol

[lilducer22]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS PEOPLE, THINK YALL LIKE IT!! :D

[ishamar039]

that's fucked up man lmfaooo you gonna ruin every relationship XD!!!!

[kvee123]

Never take no as an answer even if it leads to a shoot out lol

[mylifeisyoursjesus]

hahahaha i use that line all the time. sorry i have a boyfriend. haha

[L33shAbAby91]

omfg!!!! IS HE EATIN IT RIGHT??? thts it right there... make meh cheat everytime.. haaaa!

[TheAyanna001]

I'm a girl and I do agree with this..

[drell2010ful]

Lmfao

[FOXHOUND415]

Im So Pissed!!! I went to third base with a girl and she gave me this excuse i forgot about this !!!

[123AndyZomg]

gimme yo numba!!! haha

[8976brittanyKhalifa]

That look he does when he said "Is he eatin' it right?... I bet he aint" <3

[CharlottEllenMueller]

tell him mo'one fight HAHAHAHAHA!

[anitaawesley]

so many time's have men came up to me using the " oh oh oh so you aint allowed to have friends" i get stuck on what to say after that, and give in lol.

[nay2213]

" I aint gonna get my ass whooped , Cuz if i do you getting yo ass whooped . " Lmao , Im No Good .

[fettcp]

i would get so freaking pissed off if a guy were that persistant with me. omg!

[ablindingdeception]

You ever cheated before? AHAHAH. Half the things he said would make me laugh if they responded like that.

[Tiggartiajames]

Bitch ion give a fuck

[Taneishaduhh]

Well take yo fucken faithful ass home then !Lmao

[dmeridyDesi]

lmao...im guilty of doing this

[wordlife122]

Perfect much? Yes. Yes you are. Damnnnn

[sweetunique31]

Wow "is he eating it right?" Daaammmn lol

[margarita0422]

in other words make her feel unhappy and work with her mind even tho she doesnt WANT YOU lol... i hate guys that play games.

[niquapooh2]

- his eyes are beautiful

[mzpeachezinlove22]

Lol lol lol you aint go want no bleeding on de floor I get my ass whoop you go get whooped tellum I want to fight lol lmao

[KrysDior]

well take your faithful ass home then lmfao

[uavida]

accurate

[lilmissvet18]

HAHAHA too funny, sooo many guys have approached me before bein persistant. n wen i tell them i have ah man (ill b telling the truth 90% of tha time but i have lied b4) theyll b like "YOU CANT HAVE NO FRIENDS.??" hahaha smh cant help but laugh at tha "game"...

[youngbeauty12]

man "GIMME YO NUMBER"...lmfao

[ratiaphone123]

That dude is noy ugly hes FINE as FUCk and hes FUNNy

[ReachnOutt]

OMG he got me crying.

[bri102590]

LOL...U CAN'T HAVE FRIENDS I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME...DO YOU LOVE HIM SMH

[Hisbbygrl1991]

This guy is such a douch

[JTtheLAR]

@Hisbbygrl1991 You would think a 20 year old girl would know how to spell "Douche".

[KassyHickman]

Love this! :D

[kinggreg41189]

tell em i wanna fight

[MizzAmBitious23]

dang you funny af

[ysoljers]

real fukin talk

[shaychow]

he aint here to prtect you

[jahluv18]

I have heard every excuse he said. Girls gotta have a come back to the comeback

[kevineyago]

Im going to die listening to you.

[Kayneshia16]

Lol.. He is too funny! "is he eating it right?" would deffo get me laughing and a little horny but I wouldn't give him my number

[ChocolateBunnyTay]

TELL HIM I WANNA FIGHT!!! ctfu

[Love2nation]

Ctfu :D

[theright1allthetime]

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND EXCUSE IS SOOO PLAYED OUT hahahahaha

That's right tell her to take her unfaithful ass home...

[swgamen]

"uhhhh ah uhhhh where u think u goin yea im grabbin u now what" lmfao mad funny

[loveliiveshay]

"Is he eating it right ?" B O L

[playergates]

i wanna fight hahahah

[amarie120]

If he says is he eattin id rite I would laugh in da dudes face n say matter of fact he is. Den smile. Lol, dat would probaly make da dude mad but I would b laughfin anyway

[Zombielol32]

You look like dre

[princessdiamond3871]

lol i have use that before when this guy tried talkin to me and i was not interested but i did not say i have a bf i said i was already talkin to somebody

[UnTaInTedHaiNe]

Goodness.... You are fine. And funny too.

[mickydeeza]

lol i wish he could do a vid with JennaMarbles xD

[brandi1996]

hes on to us

[GruntJoe0341]

I have a friend that replies with, "I got a goldfish." When she acts confused, he then says, "You know, shit that don't matter." Granted, he's a bit of a man-whore, but it works.

[ricodabeast615]

This is his only vid thats ignorant and not true lol

[NadoDaVillain]

This some good funny stuff

[dominican3493]

Shitt so truee tho loll

[hopedthomas]

he's not dead...RIP "means rest in p*ssy"

[TheMatt00999]

"i have a man" BICH I ONT GIVE A FUCK U UGLY ANYWAY xD too jokes

[KrXnn03]

hes soo funny and gorgeouss!



[ItsDeniDuh]

LMFAO!!!!!!! 

[kADEEM2010]

TELL EM I WAN' FIGHT ! lol

[hottie911hot]

do u got a girlfriend? shit I bet she aint eatin it right!

[BeastModeJB]

WELL TAKE YO F*CKIN' FAITHFUL ASS HOME THEN!

[HYPNOS1KZ]

This guy is heart broken, and sad and lonely LOL

[Jaysarch]

"Is he eatin' it right?" LMAO, so gonna use that next time.

[DaniLuvMe]

Lmao bitch idgaf you ugly anyway!!!

[chrisisthebestify]

y does the rip thing pop up in all his vids up is he dead or sum

[Jaysarch]

@chrisisthebestify Naw, that's just his thing. That's why it always says " 1984 - 'Present' "

[Brittany4eva1]

I hate when a man say you can't have friends lmfao

[amarie120]

Iz he eatin id rite lol if a dude came up to me sayin dat my mouth would probaly fall to da ground den I would be laughin after a few minute

[Msclutz497]

You look like a black steven tyler! hahahhaa

[mariah1beautiful]

ive hurd alla this before a million times, and every time ive said this ive had a boyfriend; If i dont wanna talk to you i say so! but suchhh a trueee stroyyy

[breann092589]

god damn, this type of shit is annoying for the girls that actually do have boyfriends

[InnerRandumness]

1:27 I LMFAO so hard , BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK XDD!!!

[MsBlackstarsz]

@InnerRandumness lmao is he eating right

so nasty

[xxkatie1010]

I'm ready to die! Hahahha

[MaddiMoo30]

Take yo faithful ass home!

[MaddiMoo30]

I havent laughed so hard ever..

[123KandieGirl]

lmao "Take Yo Faithful ass home den!"

[WithLoveFromKay]

LMAOO i usually tell guys to fuck off >.>

[godofwar861]

Javale McGee lookin ass nigga

[loverila]

I'm Pretty &

Single. & Not Young . . (:

[rainyvango]

I always say I like girls... that works.

[Pookiee614]

Is he eatin it right? , I bet he ain't . Lmao

[nmdz1]

TAKE YO FAITHFUL ASS HOME

[ChePitts]

Tell Him Wanta Fight....LMFAO

[eedddiethe5]

what if they bi sexual and they say have a gf then what then you say

[timyonna9589]

@mrbrick92 no lol

[MrBrick92]

did he die?

[truashantifan1]

"TELL HIM I WANNA FIGHT!"

[MsPrettyPussyOreo]

Is he eating it right" lol

[msswerve]

Hahahaha!! Tell it!

[smileysings1]

Hahaaha xD

[Taluglalom837]

Bitch, I'm ready to die

[c2steph]

LOL!

[sarinamaria94]

Lmao your videos make me laugh, they're soo true :p Gorgeous eyes and face structure might i say :)

[rubyred8091]

He is just cute ..mesmerized by the eyes !

[adlenagordon]

I do that shittt........aLL the time when I don't wanna be bothered & yO, asS wouLd wreCkkk.............my whoLe LifE* LMfAOoooo u fuNNy "af"

[shantae241]

Is He eatin it Right??...Gimme yo Number!

[shantae241]

The Winner Gets you.! ctfu

[RALAMA2992]

"Bitch I don't give a fuck you ugly anyway!!"

ROFL

[MissThearyC]

Your stoopid...lmao!!

[yungtrapmoney2112]

I Used More Than Half Of These Lmfaoo

#Thumbs Up If You Ever Heard Or Used One Lol

[Imspecial526]

"I got a boyfriend" is the polite way for a say, get the f*&% !!! You my friend, are just not that stimulating enough to entertain me or hold my interest. Because trust and believe, even girls who really do have boyfriends need their daily ego-boost but you just ain't cutting it!!! #stamp On The Plus Side: You to me cute though!!!

[raindance115]

Oh da floor bleedin ass aha

[modeltype101]

lmao at "yeah i'm grabbin you,now wat!" and she gives up in the end "UGH,GIMME YO NUMBA?!"

[LaYdiD3]

<3 it!!

[istillluvchrisbrown]

Haha they think it's the end of the conversation,it's not the end of the conversation

[JMoniqueLuvsMusiq93]

I love how he says "tell him i wanna fight!" lol

[lorenalz24]

he aint dead, smh watch his other videos, he explains the r.i.p

[hunkaboo]

"i aint gonna get my ass whipped, if i get my ass whipped then you going to get your ass whipped then he going to come with a gun and imma be like im ready to die and you coming with me!" LMFAO best part by far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsLulu0211]

I miss him makin videos..smh R.I.P

[lllllllllll10]

@MsLulu0211

hes not dead (;

[KingLouieofTroy]

"i have a boyfriend" isn't "i'm not interested", so women with boyfriends be warned, make sure to add "so i'm not interested" after "i gotta boyfriend" otherwise your message ain't clear. "and then he gonna come with a gun and imma be like im ready to die!" haha

[rooozyxD]

his eyes.

[xMsramax]

why does it say RIP, is he dead?? 

[KingLouieofTroy]

@xMsramax yes he's dead

[yungchic]

@xMsramax no he isn't

[tigerhawkteenager]

TELL EM I WANNA FIGHT

[SwhaggMehhOut]

Lmao 249 people Tried this and it didnt work

[naturalchick03]

Lol I could have two husbands, a fiancé and a "mister"ess and I'd leave him for you...NOW TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!!

[rasconelizabeth6]

Ur hot

[TrackStarKane]

@Prince_IKane

[XxQSIBxX]

"IS he eating it right? i bet he aint!" works every time. XD *dead*

[scorpiomooselove]

wait....he died? what's with the RIP thing?!

[Jadag187]

OMG you black boyz are the same around the world!

[201mwoodz]

i aint gunna lose a fight, and if i get my ass whooped u gone get ya ass whooped den he gunna bring a gun idc im ready to die lmfa0o0o0o0o