GOLDFISH-ING #TheAlkiStevensShow

[XRaider364]

Did anyone else think that he was going to throw Goldfish crackers at the McDonalds employees?

[mobin23]

This guy must spend like $200 on burgers a day

[Kinetic0900]

Australia

[Br0o0otal]

Just did this tonight lmao took 5 different places before they took it

[greatkeyboardwarrior]

true story.. I once handed a bag of dope to the cashier, I was that stoned lol

[fearday01]

dont take the fish to a Chinese drive threw last time i did they fed it to there pet =(

[Ramsey479]

WHY DO THEY TAKE IT?!

[FuturisticRobot]

@ :46 "What the hell!"

[eddiemac881]

can any one tell me why his diver seat is on the right side????

[Miss03Cherry]

@eddiemac881 Australia is different from america or where ever u r

[NoVaTutz]

@eddiemac881 cause he's either in australia or England

[AhamedyTaha]

@eddiemac881 He is from Melbourne

[KFloves3]

How can u not laugh? Lol funny

[gta4derpyderp]

they put the fish in the freezer

[1184Kelso]

hah i wish someone would give me fish for working

[TheEmerald]

Was I supposed to laugh or something? This was just stupid.

[lmg10ny]

loll, u are a pro at keeping a straight face man

[MattGale12]

better not of hurt the fish

[elwoodamie2007]

Poor little gold fish...I hope they don't just throw them away after that...that'd be extremely mean.

[NothingButMusicc]

these guys from the uk?

[PwningTIDylan]

Do you ever show any emotion?

[xXOptionEpicXx]

one hundred sixty four thounsand two hundred and sixty fourth! :D

[NatashaGalkina]

What did they do with the fish? lol

[iPwnTehN00B5]

He doesnt like their fish fillets

[longboardinman]

those are what they use for fish bites

[jenniferzelnick]

PETA created 295 accounts to dislike this. lol

[dtrixx245]

i went coning the lade got mad lol

[courtneywrol123]

Hahaha notice they always immediately walk away after taking the fish.. I work at mickey ds I hated the coning but I would laugh at this

[BlackOPZL96A1KING]

i pee on the side of the toilet bowl because its quieter

[omglollmao123]

So that was the shiney orange piece of crap was in my Fillet O' Fish.

[fireice2037]

And this is where they get the fish for the fillet o fish

[tortex4481]

ignaSOUP!

[Snowdone]

So thats the start of the suchi thing at mcdonalds



[smexycherrygirl56]

What Did They Do With The Fish? Aha

[Asquaredofficial]

CLEARLY LeBron travelled!! -_-

[detinUretsehcnaM]

you can't poop and laugh at the same time, I just tried it and it didn't work

[CornMakesWhiskey]

One time I lost my dental floss, it turns out that the cat ate it.

[cazshetona46]

1:03 xD

[6969theperv]

son of a mothafuckin bitch i forgot to feed my cat

[Mistylove231]

I hope the fishes are okay

[Snapshot290]

Why is this comment section a warzone?

[Meganismful]

@Snapshot290 *shoots you*

[Etech619]

WTF why are the comments soo random on this vid....

[ItsCallum]

lol surprised how many just took itt..... :p

[ice60629]

U idiot....lol. funny!!

[24orever]

Ok umm can someone explain to me what do the comments have in common with this video??

[TheAwesomeRandom1]

Lol the hunt for chris978820's fist comment begins.......

[FPSManInTheWall]

@TheAwesomeRandom1 What an original comment!!!

[Bladewing13]

lol at below

[SnappyPenguins]

LMAO.

[DonutFun360]

I wonder what they do with the fish afterwards...

I hope they don't just flush them or something D:

[BlackDogCOD]

you're*

[tastyvideos123]

new on the menu

" gold fish and chips"

[yannpip]

Dick-ing.

[CajunGodfather]

cool...lol

[hammaxlr8]

winge 

[ShadowFreezer06]

what happened to the fish? ;o

[johnnyD440]

I would hug you i always wanted a gold fish :3

[Jlamour4]

Are you clowns really getting into a fight on Youtube?

[JeVousViolerai]

@Jlamour4 Are you really trying to start another fight on youtube while at the same time reprimanding us for fighting on youtube? Next time try to not be so hypocritical, sir or madame.

[Jlamour4]

@JeVousViolerai I was never trying to start another fight, nor was I directing the comment to a single individual. I simply made a general comment, pertaining to anyone. If my comment was provocative enough to start another fight in your eyes, you must have a sadistic mindset and must be trying to troll somebody. I will not be one to judge you, but I will surely defend myself.

[lucasohart711]

they probly cooked the fish

[omgitstiffanyyy]

free meals for the workers!

[camjammel]

these are getting lame now....

[SuPeRaIdZ55]

He's a pro goldfish-er.

[McTClan]

Nice way to pay for some stuff

[chris978820]

cool. You are giving them fish. Now they can use those fishes to make more food and make a profit off of your retarded prank. Well I can't really even call it a "prank" since it doesn't effect or bother anyone. It is fun to watch though. I enjoy watching retards on youtube that are wasting their own time and money.

[AirborneNik]

@chris978820

It's absolutely a prank, kinda mean to the fish though...they probably just flush it :(

[chris978820]

@AirborneNik It's not a prank. A prank is supposed to be funny. It probably is for people with a low education. But a prank is usually supposed to also affect someones day. By handing someone a live goldfish after buying food they probably affected their day for a whole 30 seconds. because in that 30 seconds they could've been giving food to customers in the drive thru. But this retard also bought food so it didn't really affect anyone. not even for the 30 seconds. lol

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Don't be jealous because you didn't think of this first.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai why would I be jealous over someone handing a live goldfish to the drive thru employee after buying food? maybe the retard should've handed out real $100 bills. at least then he would b doing something useful.

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Like I said, don't be jealous. It's not your fault that you didn't think of this first, it's just bad luck, maybe next time champ.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai Maybe you didn't understand me. Or maybe you are just naturally retarded. But what I just said meant that handing a live goldfish to a drive thru employee is nothing to be jealous about. I would actually be embarrassed to do something like that. Not because I'm not brave enough but because I have too much intelligence to do something as retarded as that. I dont blame him for his current mental state. He probably just had a bad childhood

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 For the LAST time, don't be jealous of this guy, all you need to do is muster up some courage like the lion from the Wizard of Oz.

P.S. Next time you reply with that much text, just publish the fucking book and save yourself the trouble of posting it here.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai it's funny how after all this time u still don't understand what im saying. maybe u r just beyond any sort of mental help? there's no point in repeating myself so i will let u figure it out on your own. and im sorry my comments r longer than yours. im just a much better writer than u

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 It's funny how after all this time that you haven't realized that I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU. If I needed any sort of mental help, I'm sure I would have noticed by now. And finally, if you were a better writer than me you wouldn't use 'u' and you'd know that I'm is capitalized and has an apostrophe after the I. Please, for the love of all things sacred on this planet, get off of the internet if you cannot take a joke.

Sincerely,

Dwayne "The Rock" "Caterpillar" "Showtime" Johnson.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai o u were making fun of me? Thats wut u call it? i couldnt tell since it wasn't working too we. lol. good try tho. and yes i am a better writer than u. but since this is the Internet and im typing this on my phone i dont think grammar is an issue. i do like how after i said im a better writer u wrote a big paragraph. but wasn't it u who made a bad joke about writing long comments? and i can take a joke. but there's nothing funny about handing a goldfish to someone. just retarded

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Get a sense of humor you cock wielding robotic faggot.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai Nice one.lmao.Yes I do wield a cock.I am a dude so I would hope so. And I wish I was robotic cause that would be awesome. so the only insult u used was by calling me a faggot.That insult is so overused that I cant help but laugh at it.Yes I do have a sense of humor.But I have a much more mature sense of humor. the kind that most adults have.I dont think its funny to hand a live goldfish to someone. Children will think its funny cause they laugh when someone falls

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 I see what you are now. You're one of those assholes who tries to act mature to be accepted. That's all fine and dandy, I'll see you again in a few years when you're depressed over your loss of childhood while I'm still there laughing it up. You could try to say that I don't have responsibilities, but I'm not the one who lives with mommy still.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai I dont act mature to be accepted. thats just retarded. lol. I act mature because I have grown up. That tends to happen to most people and I hope someday it happens to u. It would suck growing through life with a childs sense of humor. I mean u can just walk around handing goldfish out to random people when your 30 and it would be the funniest thing ever. U may get sent to the mental hospital tho. Someday u will agree with me that this video is retarded

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 I never agree with "sophisticated" dicks like you. It would suck going through life like you, I'd probably even kill myself. I hope some day you find the biggest penis on earth and you fuck it with your face.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai You dont want to grow up? thats actually kinda depressing. You seem so childish so that may take a long time. Unless you are just naturally retarded. I really hope that someday you either grow up or get some mental help. Good luck.

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Yeah, because growing up is so much fun. Paying bills, getting a job and doing soul-raping labor and menial tasks, doing all the washing up around the house. Sounds right chipper to me. If all you have in life to look forward too is debt, bills, and hard work, there is no point in living. Me, on the other hand, I look forward to keeping as much of my childhood as I possibly can for as long as I can. Have fun being depressed, cockmuncher.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai I never said I was depressed. I also never said its fun growing up and do all that stuff but its something you will eventually have to do after high school. Imagine being 40 or 50 with a childs attitude and sense of humor? You will be sent to the hospital and have to take medication. Thats why most people grow up a few years after high school. Its not our choice. It just tends to happen. Someday you will understand. At least u admited to being a child

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 I never admitted to being a child, and I never said I was going to stay this way forever, numbnuts. 40-50? That's 32 years away, asshole. I'm talking about here and now. Not 30 years down the road. Go be depressed somewhere else while I have fun and enjoy the things that make me happy. Do you even remember the last time you were happy? I doubt it.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai "Yeah, because growing up is so much fun" "I look forward to keeping as much of my childhood as I possibly can for as long as I can". Those r quotes from your last comment.u may not physically be a child but u admitted to acting like one. And if u r not a child but still acting like one then thats pretty pathetic.lol.Maybe u should just admit to being a child. it will make u look better.I never even said I wasn't happy. Its kinda confusing why u keep saying that

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Whatever depressed kid, go cut yourself because your life sucks. Please go write another 500 character comment, I look forward to reading about your depressing life.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai Really? "whatever"? Thats really all you had to say? lmao. I kinda expected that since you never seemed that smart.

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Coming from a intellectual black-hole like yourself, I wouldn't be challenging anyone else's smarts. If you're done, I'd like to get back to the matter at hand.

Goodbye, and good riddance.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai That didnt make much sense but I didnt really expect anything better from u. fuckin retard. lol

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Hey, It's not my fault your inferior and feeble mind cannot comprehend intelligent conversation.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai You call this an "intelligent conversation"? lmao. and you actually said your last comment was part of an "intelligent conversation"? you really are a lost cause and have proven it.

[clay10h]

@chris978820 you immature kids need to go back to high school

[chris978820]

@clay10h wanna get spanked ass hole? wanna b my little bitch?

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Come talk to me when you learn how to punctuate and capitalize properly. Until then, I hope you have fun in your pathetic little world of being depressed and crippling loneliness.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai i can tell u r desperate for a comeback. cause usually when someone can't think of what to say they criticize the grammar. lol. but the truth is grammar isn't even important on youtube. u can try again if u want and think harder about what to say.

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 I can tell you're desperate to write a response to my comments. Tell me, do you like writing 500 character comments just for me to not read them? I hope you do because I haven't read them, they just go to show how stupid you are.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai thanks for pointing that out. and all it proves is that i am capable of writing long paragraphs and that u dont have the attention span to read them. lol. it doesn't even matter if u didnt read them cause u didnt have to. i typed them so everyone else can see how retarded u r and u just proved it again

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 The only thing it proves is that you have no life and can afford to waste time writing essays on the internet so nobody can read them. Have fun wasting your life writing comments on youtube videos, nerd. I'll be going out now, I'm picking my girlfriend up for a Valentines Day date. When was the last time you've even talked to a girl?

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai actually it only takes about 2 minutes to write those paragraphs. You see cause thats what happens when you have a proper education. You dont have to waste that much time to type a short paragraph. And the convenient thing about having internet on my phone is that I can use youtube on my phone. So how exactly am I wasting my life typing these paragraphs when I usually type them on the train to school. Can't do much more. Or sometimes even in the car

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 You keep talking about education yet you also keep using U for you. Please, before you decided to talk about education, learn how to type properly. Until then, please go fuck yourself in the face.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai What happened? your "girlfriend" ditch you on Valentines day? lol. Thats if u even had a girlfriend. Cause 2 hours ago u said u were picking your gf up for a Vday date. Theres really no reason to lie anymore. I already know u dont have a gf and u just proved it without trying. and typing "u" instead of "you isnt a big deal on youtube. Why do u keep mentioning grammar when it never works for u? lol. Why dont u think of something new. u keep failing every time.

[MrDeathmachin3]

@chris978820 YOUUU YOUUUUU CONFUSE MEEEEE D:

[chris978820]

@MrDeathmachin3 how do i confuse you? what did i say that's confusing?

[MrDeathmachin3]

@chris978820 TROLOLOLOLOLO SPERM

[chris978820]

@MrDeathmachin3 I can tell that you're not very smart and maybe even slightly retarded. Its not because you say I confuse you. Its because you can't type a complete sentence. lol

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Don't be jealous of my girlfriend. Even people like you can have a love life too. Just because you can't get one right now doesn't mean I don't have one. It's okay little buddy, I'm sure some girl is interested in you, no matter how fat, ugly, stupid, or disgusting she may be. Chin up, my good boy.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai im not jealous of u. The other day u said u were picking up your gf for a date and 2 hours later u replied to my comment. so there's a few possibilities of what happened. it was a really short date. like an hour long. your "girl friend" ditched u. probably for someone else. or u just lied about it all and was even caught. so which was it faggot?

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 Not that it's any of your business, but we did go on a short date. The only reason you'd have for denying the fact that I have a girlfriend is because: 1. You're jealous, or 2. You're jealous. So which was it, faggot?

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai Nice. A short date on Valentines day. lol. The day where you are supposed to spend with your bf or gf and you only took her on a 1 hour date. I wouldnt be surprised if shes secretly fucking your best friend. Why don't you explain why I would be jealous of a faggot who couldnt even spend more then an hour with his gf on Valentines day? I think you got it wrong. I'm not jealous of you. I feel bad for your gf that she has to deal with u.

[JeVousViolerai]

@chris978820 You can believe whatever you want to in your sad little world, but in reality, I'm the one with the girlfriend and you're just going to sit at home your entire life on youtube being jealous of people with friends. I feel sorry for you that you don't go outside more. I know the sun must hurt you since you never see it, but you have to leave your room sometime dude. It's unhealthy.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@JeVousViolerai TROLOLO LOLO LOLOLO LOLOLO

[JeVousViolerai]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX Who are you and how did you get this number?

[MrDeathmachin3]

@chris978820 I was just kidding silly boy :3

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@chris978820 TROLOLOLO LOLOLO LOLOLO HOHOHOHOOO TROLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL HOHO HO HOOOOOO YAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE EEEEE OL LO LOO LOOO LO LO HOHO HO HOOOOO BOP A YA YA YA YA YA YAAA, YA YA YAAA YAAA YAA YAA and that is what you sound like

[chris978820]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX lol. I'm not sure what that was supposed to be. well since you obviously failed in your first attempt at a comment would you like to try again? lol

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@chris978820 means your a trolling fag noone cares about your life

[chris978820]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX no that's where u r wrong. what u said had no meaning at all. it doesn't even matter how u look at it. and i sure hope no one on youtube cares about my life. lol. that would be a little weird.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@chris978820 what i said had more meaning than you talking about another guys girlfriend because you cant get your own

[chris978820]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX Actually that faggot mentioned his "girlfriend" first and even mentioned my relationship. Maybe you should read some of the previous comments and understand whats going on before leaving your own comments? Its just a thought.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai if you'd like I will let u try again since u kinda repeated yourself with your last 2 comments. and it didnt work out for u both times.

[chris978820]

@JeVousViolerai and before u say anything yes i misspelled "well" and only typed "we". that tends to happen when u type on a touchscreen cell phone keyboard. i knew u were going to mention it tho since that's what people usually do when they can't think of what to say.

[10IscarecrowI31]

@chris978820 If you really think they're going to cook a goldfish then you are an idiot. If this isn't a prank then wtf is a prank? Lets see you make a video with thousands of views and likes, HatEr.

[chris978820]

@10IscarecrowI31 Those thousands of views and likes are either retards or children. Bcause this prank would only be funny to little kids to don't know the concept of a funny joke. If I had a reason to make a video I would. But I use youtube to watch videos. not make them. And videos like these are just too retarded to even be uploaded

[MrSniiperRiffle]

@chris978820 Exept they made money on the video from veiws about £160 so not a waste of money

[chris978820]

@MrSniiperRiffle Good point. So they didnt waste money but they did become slighty more stupid each time they did this. Cause only a retard would do something like this

[MrSniiperRiffle]

@chris978820 Or someone with a sense off humor...

[chris978820]

@MrSniiperRiffle i have a sense of humor. like wouldn't it be funny if they took a shit on the cone and put icecream on it for the correct color? then he would b grabbing shit. lol

[theMASKEteam]

bahahahehehe lol

[jackisbak69]

who gives a fuck, they are fish.

[icanfly2001]

is this guy from Australia?

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

@icanfly2001 Yup

[Ryk0z]

girl : thats a feesh!

[entertainmentcrew]

Read the description : NOT ONE FISH WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO :)

[Luaxen]

@entertainmentcrew Right... by him... but technically it's his fault. He's a dickhead for the shit he does, i've only really seen 2 of his videos.. not giving him anymore views.

[EPIAddicted]

I love the maccas worker that just happily accepts the fish like its a regular occurance..

[iSmartOreo]

Poor fish

[char680]

nice nose lol

[TheJDorian]

Don't do that again....

[jmrjono]

Ohh that how they make their fillet-O-fish Burgers

[Luaxen]

Your a total fucking dick. -..-... about 98% of the people you gave the fish to probably threw them in the garbage, or down the sink, or the toilet... fucking cunt...

[TheVoidNoobs]

@Luaxen Dude calm the fuck down its for jokes so stfu ur the one bein a dick puttin this guy in jeopredy for sayin that shit ud think its the peoples falt if they wna throw it out?

[Luaxen]

@TheVoidNoobs He's the dick for basically killing every single one of those helpless fish who could go to owners who would love to take care of them.. I hope you know they feel things too.. DICK.

[SAMCTB]

@Luaxen

Then that would in fact make them cunts, not him.

[Luaxen]

@SAMCTB Yes, and no. He gave the fish to them in the first place, where they could've gone to homes with aquariums where they would live a decently happy life rather than being thrown in the garbage, etc. etc.

[webbly]

@Luaxen yea like they breed the goldfish like cockraoches there are billions of them in the sea likea boss in the ocean of the trolling

[Luaxen]

@webbly Right, i'll just go kill a random family member of yours.. nobody cares right.. there are a lot of other humans you could get attached to.. (Hypothetically speaking)

[SsjDra]

@Luaxen With if 98 % took the goldfish to the ocean and freed them!! then you would be the dick.

[whoyohoodat]

@SsjDra no those were gold fish, which are fresh water fish dumbass. Do you make yourself look like a dumb fuck like this all the time?

[Luaxen]

@SsjDra If we're talking stats... there would be a 1% out of 100% chance that'd even be remotely the case.

[365metal]

this would be more funny with a baby instead of a fish

[hercule50]

poor fish. i bet the people just threw them away and never bothered to give them to an owner

[TheRomanianRambo]

This isn't even funny.....

[ninjamonkeynorris]

you decline the fish i waste your time lmfao

[willsmith920]

Are u driving a Hybrid?????

[TheEpicfailman1]

guys he doesn't loose money! He is paid for this

[OnlyHeartsXO]

poor fish..

[tcara11]

thats awsome, so funny



[ichbindarren]

Thats a FEEEESH

[Lazcano151]

How do you do this without laughing!?!?! I cant!!!

[RanDomeProductions1]

His car is suprisingly quite

[lyrics2025]

poor fish. do you know how many fish he bought to waste?

[cjdacka]

Where does he get the money to by this crap! He would had spent like $500 on the cones and then $3 a fish!

[ohaiItsgrace]

@cjdacka .... goldfish are like 25 cents each..... and he makes money from YouTube videos...